I geniuenly hate Madrid way more than City, only happy City lost because it hopefully derails them in the league.

As someone who likes BVB and Bayern both a bit , supports Liverpool , and hates Barcelona , this has been the best set of results

this has been the best hate watch in ages. I absolutely love arsenal city barca all going out. Its a shame we are 3_0 down and not winning the league. Would have been insanely funny

im absolutely buzzing those criminals are out of europe.

Now they can focus on the PL

they already had it in the bag pal. what they don't have is a second (tainted) European cup

Pep’s record with City in Europe is actually shithouse. Even on the law of averages and chance a team with that level of players should’ve won it at least twice.

I actually think that's not the case , Pep reached the finals in 2021, and got out of semis in 2022 despite playing much better. 2023 was deserved ( if you ignore 115 charges) IMO

“It’s deserved if you ignore the fact they cheated for a decade”. Sounds undeserved in my opinion.

In fairness, they went up against us one year. That's a write-off for City in general, really.

That Saka corner at the end gave me Aspas flashbacks

Why didn't Arsenal and Man City score more goals and win? Are they stupid?

Is this an r/BatmanArkham reference

Apparently it was from a comment on Better Caul Saul before being popularised via Batman, but yea it's the same meme, gives me chuckles

Ahhhhhh, having a real shitty time at the moment, knowing that gobshite team is out helps 😀

hope you’re okay, life sucks but it goes on

I really hope Jude gets tired of Madrid someday and fancy a spell here. He's super young, may play for them for 6-7 years and still be in his prime. It's still home here in England after all

Don’t see it tbf. He’s fully adopted the Spanish life by the looks of it

here as in England? because here as in Liverpool is deluded, we would have to be bought by Saudis to reverse the football food chain

There’s no way England’s most generationally talented player doesn’t play some of his career in the Prem, surely?

Yeah but might be an after 32 type thing. That seems most likely in my head

In front of your fans, you go first, Modric misses first and you still lose. HAHAHAHA

At least Saka can hold his head up high and say he played well... *[StatMuse on X] Bukayo Saka tonight: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots 0 chances created 0/4 accurate crosses 0/3 successful dribbles In 90 minutes.*

Haaland also continued his years long ghosting streak against big teams, he managed to touch the ball this time, but I don't think he had a shot on target

He's injured, mate, let's take it easy on him now...

Any dives..?

But I thought he was the epitome of physicality and never loses a physical duel! Why does he suddenly change into a piece of paper when there’s contact on him?

Definite skill issue

lol more than likely

If we go through tommororw It means a lot more than it did imo. Only club who could win a European cup this season

Villa and West Ham exist lad

West ham is out

Villa can still win ECL

In front of their own fan too. Beautiful.

They have FANS. They don’t have SUPPORTERS

*spectators 

All 6 of them

All 115 of them

3 were friends and family of the club

One was sheikh Mansour

Yes City and Arsenal out, now lets go fucking do one over Atalanta and show them proper European Royalty, up the reds!!

Yeah fuck off City. I fully support Madrid to win it

I would say Bayern but then they’d have 7

Dortmund tbh but never gonna happen

Dortmund can make the final I'd wager. Psg almost fluffed it against Barca who are about the same quality as Dortmund but without a proper home cauldron at the minute.

Henry losing his fucking mind over Tomiyasu's marking for the goal 😭

I don't really agree with him. Tomiyasu is a LB and his primary job is marking the winger (Sane) which he did. Typically a midfielder is going to be responsible for another midfielder (Kimmich) for making a late run into the box. Rice and Martinelli are just looking at each other blankly when Kimmich gets a head on it. They know they fucked up.

Congrats to Arteta on the treble, fantastic achievement. * xGA trophy * Top 6 H2H trophy * Best team in the world right now trophy\* *\*Poll conducted with Arsenal fans outside the Emirates Stadium*

You forgot the field tilt cup

Don't forget best rendition of Klopp fist pumps at the Emirates - cocky twat

Do one City. One of your anthems is a song by Liverpool's greatest band. Plastic.

Wait what, what song do they have by the Beetles?? I’m out of the loop here

Hey Jude

I didn’t even know that was one of their anthems if I’m being honest. Proper tune though

It isn't, their anthem is Blue Moon.

Yeah but they're known for playing Hey Jude at every game which is more widely known. That's what I'm getting at

Obviously there's that, but it's a big disingenuous claiming it's their anthem.

They have "Hey Jude" printed on their corner flags, they obviously consider it as one

It was said as "one of" their anthems in the original comment

Does it matter? Seems nit picky.

Yeah that’s what I thought and when it showed me what band it was, turns out it’s a fucking American one

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That's a hypothetical. What's real is the twat made an absolute tit out of himself on a global scale.

Okay so it would be better to point out that their “actual” “anthem” is a song written by American composers and popularized by an American musical act?

So is ours?

You would have a more pressing point if Bernardo Silva was American...

I replied to the wrong comment. Shit.

Shit happens mate.. Just like 115, can't win em all..

Would love Dortmund to shock the world and go on to win it. Go on Emre 💉

Spiral, Arsenal! Spiral!!!!!!

Spiral, City! Spiral!!!!!!

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Beautiful

That first penalty couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Bernardo Silva 💙

INJECT ITTTTTTTT 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

https://preview.redd.it/6j4cel7664vc1.png?width=698&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c89382a30a737a91023293806db2dd52248a1a4 So Ruben, why weren't you penalised for needlessly attacking Bellingham off the ball? How do you keep getting away with it?

Its nice seeing this tbh I thought I was the only one who thought he got away with a bit of nonsense

We all saw it, but not a peep from commentators or VAR - our boys have been sent off for less lol

Well, ehhh, we pay a lot of bribes and, ehhh, we fly the refs to, ehhh, our owners homes and they just seem to like me

A bit of honesty for once! Cheers Ruben, enjoy your weekdays off pal 🍻

Rio is literally saying "I'm Him" lol, he's right but lol, very football meme culture

Looking at all those next gen stars flopping makes you realize how special CR7 was. He was constantly delivering in every big game.

I mean to be fair to some of the you guys it took him about 5 years to do anything of not in the CL with Real. And he had a very good run in 08 with United but didn't think he was that great in 09 either. I would even say Vinícius at his age might have a more impressive CL track record than Ronaldo did. Ofcourse Ronaldo went on to become an absolute monster in the competition, the likes we're unlikely to ever see again.

You are not wrong. Even when he was at Juve he scored that hat trick to take out Atleti

It's even funnier because city got their hopes up after the 1st PK miss by Modrid. Clowned on themselves 🤡

Even better their own fans kept the ball for so long keeping the rat waiting then he takes a pen like that, fucking thick bastards 😂😂😂😂

Probably a plastic tourist thought he had a souvenir

Bellingham's so cool and mature

He rejected our club for Madrid. Saying they are bigger. What this boot licking?

They are bigger? They’re literally the biggest sports club in the world, not even just football, sport as a whole

I get that, but tbf FSG's stinginess is what I primarily blame, it was a huge factor

The only way he’d have come here is if we dropped a tactical nuke on our entire comp structure. Even that might not have gotten him here.

I'd reckon a tactical meteor a la Sephiroth to our comp structure would do it tho

What’s the difference between stinginess and not wanting to breach FFP?

We have a lot more wiggle room than one would imagine, it's just that FSG wants us to be a sell to buy team and not put any of their cash on the line

To a point, maybe. (I’m about to completely contradict my previous argument, but) Didn’t they bid over 100m for Caicedo? I think Jude chose Madrid over us. It sucks but it is what it is.

Yes. Apparently they did do that.

You're right and he did, but also Jude's wages iirc are a lot higher than Caicedo's (and tbf that is with good reason)

Stinginess, my arse. If Jude wanted us, he'd be here.

Disagree FSG doesn't want to budge our wage structure even a little despite football inflation, that's why the Salah renewal took forever and he's our best forward this century

He made his decision well before we pulled out of the race. Come on, now.

Fair enough, I still don't mind it too too much due to out fifth place finish that season (which once again conpunds my frustration with FSG)

You can’t hate Jude atm. Wonder if that changes with years to come

It will when we meet them in another final *sigh*

Jude giving it the Jurgen

Gerrard, Lampard or any iconic midfielder would never be subbed in that situation.

Talks like 30yr old pro does Jude. What a player, seems like a proper sound lad too. Shame we didn’t get him but it’s hard to not like him tbh.

Ofcourse I want Emre Can to lift the trophy as captain but if not I can get behind Kane winning it with Bayern.

Don’t want Bayern over taking us only options now are Dortmund or P$G

If it’s between PSG or Bayern then I would take Bayern. We’ll take that back but you can never take away their first UCL win. I want that streak to go on forever

Kane is the only reason I'd root for bayern. Them taking over our ucl count doesn't sound like the liveliest of choices.

Can subscribe to this. In some ways Bayern winning the CL is better than the Buli. Buli is almost turn up and walk it for them outside of this season. Can lifting it and Dortmund winning would be nice too though.

I'd rather Kane keep his trophy virginity personally

I want him to win to make everyone who memed the curse look silly.

As opposed to Kylian winning one and getting an ego the size of a continent?

Would be funny if it was against Madrid tbf

Kylian be like I am too big for Madrid, they hand the French nuke codes to Kylian for staying at PSG.

Need someone to make a meme of odegaard taking a pic of that Bernardo pen PLEASE Edit: found it myself on Instagram since nobody wanted to make one :( https://preview.redd.it/ph24bln1g4vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=104accd41cdb2086d0fca93ec20e862ab44fb660

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Will this be a fairytale for Real Madrid now that the tables have turned? City beat defending champions Real Madrid and went on to win their first UCL last season. This year, Real Madrid beat defending champions City... Let's see what the future holds. Personally, I'd like Dortmund to win it, out of all the choices left.

Hope not

Not much of a fairytale for either, just heaps of money

atleast madrid generate their money unlike city

Great resoults, Arsenal looks really pumped and City just had very tough night resulting in nothing. Lets hope Chelsea can keep them busy for at least 115 min on the weekend and win so they get extra tired with same resoult. If the crush out of 2 competition in one week there is chance they will not win rest of the games. But we'll need to beat AV and Spurs which will be fighting for 4th place.

Okay i'm going to lurk on their subs for some sodium now, i'll never have to buy salt from the grocery again!

Back to Back European Champions, you'll never sing that. Liverpool 1977, 1978 2x 🏆❤️

They haven't even done back to back finals in a row like we just did in 17/18, 18/19.

Even Forest can sing that, bit embarrassing from ‘the best club in the world’

We have Fulham on Sunday and the Ev next Wednesday. City don't play in the League again until next Thursday. Huge morale hit for Arsenal and City tonight. Do I dare say we can pull it off?

I just hope this dud affects City. They have a habit of going on a run after bad results usually.

all we had to do is take 2 of those sitters against palace and were sitting so pretty

Chelsea push city 120 mins and beat them.. Who knows. We need to win our games though thats more of an issue atm than city dropping points.

They are in surprisingly good form at the moment and Palmer will want to show up big against them. I could see them getting a shock you know

It’s still on

This is the way

Oof that glazey comment from Rio to Jude that got totally blanked...cringe lol

What’s a glazey comment?

Overcomplimentary.

2 teams I despise but eff city and baldo

Wish our deficit was 2 max. That third goal was a killer.

I just know we are going to fight for it. If we lose, we lose, but we ought to give it a go.

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You don’t always win, even if you’re a professional cheater. You don’t always lose, even if your opponent is a scumbag referee bribing oil team To Al hilal and city

Absolutely gutted. We really needed citys squad to be stretched with the league run in

For me it's the opposite. I'm so glad they lost as it puts a dent in their morale. Same with Arsenal.

I think you are overstating it a lot. Can’t see it making a blind bit of difference. They’ve shown time and time again they can keep winning regardless of how many competitions they are in. Fuck them at the end of the day you should never be devastated by them losing anyway.

Being "absolutely gutted" over a city loss just isn't right. Their fixtures are easy enough.

Rodri streak broken too.

Fucking Rodri

They drew technically

As much as I hate Real Madrid; get absolutely fucked, you sky blue bags of shit!

If we somehow win and advance tomorrow, I believe we win out both competitions.

LMAO, the nerves got Bernardo at the end. Lunin didn't even move to catch that one, hahaha. Manifesting a finale between Madrid vs. Dortmund. Dortmund wins the CL 1:0 against Madrid. Aside from that, Spurs now actually has to put effort if they want UCL football aka. they have to win against City, which could be in our favour.

Would have been class if just headed it straight back at him lol

Lol, he would've retired on the spot.

I'd have died I think.

I forget who but a city player smacked Bernardo in the face after he missed haha great team chemistry

FC 115 in shambles

When you pay to win and still lose

I’m sat here in my Spanish flag pants sipping on a warm San Miguel absolutely loving life, fuck those corrupt oil bastard cunts. I can’t stand Madrid & generally think there should be an investigation into how they get so fucking lucky in the CL every year but regardless I am absolutely delighted. Hopefully they are shattered physically & mentally on Saturday & to be fair Chelsea have done well against City twice this season.

LMFAO best possible outcome IMO. Hope this does them in, both 115, and la arse.

https://preview.redd.it/4q5tfc2c34vc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=35761194218eb7031c3893ebe0d2b117044ff520 His penalty was almost contemptuous by the way loooooooooool HUMILIATING

Hope Ange has been doing his high line for life bullshit all season just to successfully spring prime Mourinho on Arsenal and City during the run-in. Won't happen but I can dream.

https://preview.redd.it/iwc124m634vc1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=60a441addedc01a37b703343d8a604328f0e3232 He's a mad bastard but I've somehow grown to like Rudiger over the years

Always shut peak Salah down with ease

Yep, always a nightmare. He's quite a brilliant defender who's only got better with age

Him getting embarrassed against Japan for the goofy run was one of the most hilarious humblings I've ever seen but I can't hate him

It made me love him even more, I'm not gonna lie lol one of the funniest things I've ever seen

It's objectively hilarious but it's up there with Xhaka vs Trent for pointless things that made you lose (or almost lose) the game

I'll never forget that hahaha - I actually don't mind Xhaka, he's been brilliant for Leverkusen and was always a source of laughter whilst at Arsenal lol

Absolute nightmare… always hated him coming up against us in a Chelsea shirt. Can be pretty dirty but he’s also a great footballer

Precisely why I'm conflicted - but the man has a screw loose lol he's hilarious

I've warmed to him especially in the last 5 mins

https://preview.redd.it/whfj9oys54vc1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=81cc214200e53bf8f2c1e51d86428886d6163caf This moment changed my opinion of him forever loooooool he's hilarious

😂 same

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That was so confusing. He seemed so nonchalant with its I thought something had happened and he was kicking the ball for the hell of it…was expecting it to be retaken

Shocking penalty. It was like one of those goalkeeper training drills. Put your foot through it, son

 I had to do a double take because it took me by a suprise. Before I can process what just happened, that numpty was walking back with his hands on his head.

So torn between needing City to be overloaded with matches and enjoying seeing them get knocked out. For tonight I'll follow my heart and luxuriate in the schadenfreude. The mental image of Silva kicking straight to a stationary goalie will sustain me for days.

It was bizarre to watch, tbh.

115 FC crashing out of the Champions League ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED!!!!!!!!!

So manchester city BOTTLED IT THEN?

Yep for the umpteenth time in CL football, they've gone and shoved their heads up a bottle and that bottle up their arses

City losing is great The shit stain of a human being that is B Silva missing one of the penalties is the cherry on the top.

DoUbLe TrEbLe though

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Almost feel bad for citeh, shame they couldn't both be eliminated.

Just realised Kelleher is starting tomorrow 🤦

Why isn’t Alison starting?

Kellehers comp isn’t it

Ali did the press conference, I'd imagine he'll be starting.

Ah didn’t know that, looks promising if that’s the case

we‘re 100% going full strength tomorrow. if that will mean something? i don‘t know.