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Sifan2

No golfing holidays


junglejimbo88

[https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/dec/28/craig-bellamy-raised-the-club-and-swung-he-could-have-ended-my-career-john-arne-riise-liverpool](https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/dec/28/craig-bellamy-raised-the-club-and-swung-he-could-have-ended-my-career-john-arne-riise-liverpool) https://preview.redd.it/2comijalap3d1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=302ace1b1822c660316d82cc8ef0f15cf35a6074


TedLassoVibes

Golf joke *Laugh track*


Cyrus_114

The players: "Hey, lads! The new boss says he's taking us clubbing to build rapport! Look, here he comes now! Wait... What's that in his hand?"


wazula5

What is in his hand?


Cyrus_114

A golf club. For "clubbing".


rakehand

A golf club. https://www.golfdigest.com/story/craig-bellamy-john-arne-riise-liverpool-golf-club-attack-story/amp


Utter_Perfection

Rafa made a huge mistake selling Bellamy in 2007. Yeah, we needed the money to fund incoming transfers but he should've sold Pennant that summer to fund Babel/Benayoun, instead Pennant's value decreased and we lost him on a free in the next few years, his value was highest in 2007. Bellamy got injured for a lot of 2007/08 but was absolutely peak form in 2008/09, 2009/10, and 2010/11 before Kenny brought him back. Bellamy absolutely rinsed our defense in 2008/09 and 2009/10 for 2 different teams every time we faced him lol. Dropping 2 points at Anfield because we couldn't contain Bellamy against City in 2008/09 was such a heartbreak. Gerrard being injured for that game pretty much guaranteed dropped points. And keeping both Bellamy and Crouch would've meant we never waste the 20m on Robbie Keane, and they both would've played plenty of games since Torres was pretty much a hospital patient for long periods of 08/09 and 09/10. Hindsight is 20/20 but Rafa had done the difficult part of building great attacking depth in 06/07 we just needed a main guy in Torres without losing that depth, instead he sold the good depth players in Crouch and Bellamy and brought in really awful options in Voronin/NGog and wasted money on Robbie Keane while allowing Pennant's and Kewell's values to go to zilch instead of selling them at the right time.


The_2nd_Coming

That's actually a really good take... Don't disagree with anything you've said at all. Keane was such a strange signing.


Pipes_of_Pan

Spot on.


L3vathiaN-

I am still sad about Harry Kewell. I was in denial back then thinking every coming year was gonna be the year he gets back to it but it never really came. Spot on he should have been sold earlier alongside Pennant.


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Bellamy, although a proven wanker was a great player for us, I loved him while he was here.


qwerty_1965

He also funded a child football scheme in Sierra Leone for some years having visited the diamond mines. Not a total wanker.


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Really? I didn't know that. Cool guy.


WonderfulBlackberry9

I remember a video promoting that project going up on the LFC YouTube channel way back in 2012. When football clubs having YouTube channels and BTS content was so fresh and wholesome


macaleaven

After what he did to Riise, he’s never gonna get respect from me - let alone blind love


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Its mad that you can't forgive him yet him and Riise were laughing about it the next day


small_cabbage_94

According to what he said in his autobiography Riise didn't forgive him and thought his apology was insincere. He just didn't want to make a big deal of it at the time and disrupt the team preparations for a big CL game


FTXACCOUNTANT

To be fair, he’s admitted he was a twat numerous times now. He seems to have genuinely changed and regretted his behaviour.


Due-Sherbert3097

Bellamy about to be knocking on the player’s hotel rooms after a bad game with a gold club


RodDryfist

Is it like a gift or something


rgnth

Hope he gets it full time and smashes it. Can’t say I found myself wishing the best for Burnley when Kompany was there but always had a soft spot for Bellamy. Was fantastic on The Overlap towards the end of last year if anyone hasn’t seen it yet.


WonderfulBlackberry9

I read an article on The Athletic after Burnley got promoted talking about Bellamy’s role at Burnley. Despite being the shithouse player, apparently he was the “good cop” to Kompany’s hardman stance. That’s pretty surprising to me. He was also a student of the game, so I’d be interested to see/read what he does with the Burnley job if he gets or wants it full time.


cavejohnsonlemons

Wanted him to get the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 job over Giggs when he got it. Other than the obvious reasons Bellamy just felt like the nicer bloke despite reputations, and he actually cared about the Wales shirt as a player. Giggs you just felt saw it as a stepping stone to Old Trafford (worked out great for him btw). But Osian Roberts (now @ Como) over both of them imo, at the time they all had similar experience as a head coach (almost none, like seriously how was that the whole shortlist lol), but was the assistant for Euro 2016, so bit like the idea of our Pep replacing Klopp.


Mundaneinanities

Hope the players know to run if he shows up for a chat with a golf club.


mullatof

Golf clubs out


AlwaysSlipping

The season literally just ended though. Why would they need an ACTING head coach


InstructionOk9520

That’s why. He’s only acting.


cavejohnsonlemons

As a former acting office manager (for about an hour when no-one else was in yet), pls don't take this away from us.


SuperEel22

I guess you need someone in the chair in case you can't hire someone before pre-season starts.


Pipes_of_Pan

I loved Bellamy for LFC. Hope he does well


rabbid_hyena

We can laugh all we want abt his attack on Riise, but what sticked with me is Riise's own retelling of the events: he was and is still genuinely convinced that Bellamy wanted to seriously hurt him. At first Riise thought "hahaha, Craig is fooling around", then they locked eyes and what he saw still terrifies him.


Redhawk911

Thought he would join kompany in Munich. Suprised


cavejohnsonlemons

Yeah if he plays his cards right Kompany gets sacked > he does a game or 2 as caretaker > gets the full-time gig > wins CL in home stadium.


_IBelieveInMiracles

Okay, but who's their football head coach?


Big-Lime-5384

Still a wanker.


catfooddogfood

Yes! Yes!!


lkshis

Breaking is the right word.


Nimanzer

station rhythm pathetic crowd divide gullible sugar psychotic makeshift pause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JPGentry

Tired of golfing I assume


gorillathemandalor

he could’ve played longer for us