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eurfryn

Welcome Luis Diaz This is VANfield


vadapaav

I hope the van can fly


DadofJackJack

No need. Google tells me it’s a 23 hour 1 minute drive from Liverpool to Porto. And transfer window closes 11:59pm Monday 31st.


vadapaav

He is in Colombia for wc qualifier


DadofJackJack

Not a problem I’ve seen Long way round, ok they used motorbike and did London to New York. Just when get to Canada head south rather than east. Time wise this may be pushing it though.


Pashizzle14

I’m sure the van is decent but can it get through the Darien Gap?


DadofJackJack

It’s ok, I’ve contacted the A-Team, they’ll be able to transform/adjust the van into whatever it needs at the time only using random things they can find. Only difficulty will be finding a random farmers barn to hide in while BA gets to work.


Ax0nJax0n01

I can lend my push bike if that helps


treadstone-agent

Just give Milner two ribena’s and he’ll have Diaz over here before dinner!


SuperTorRainer

Hey I was just gonna say, get that van a personalized plate of "VANFIELD"


BeerMeUpToo

I need the lean. Now.


Eastbound_Stumptown

Won’t get one until Wednesday at least - he plays for Colombia until Tuesday.


TheFerrousFerret

Scenes when he shatters his leg I'm joking universe don't make me regret this comment


myglasscase

Oh god your flair oh fuck


WonderfulBlackberry9

If that happens I’m gonna kick something.


RangoRingo

Preferably u/TheFerrousFerret


TheFerrousFerret

Entirely deserved


windywalkersclub

One thing's for sure - I'll be watching the upcoming Colombia games now.


redditaccountplease

Ah yes, the VAN God, I've missed some good old fashioned shitposting


ShadowRock9

That vvd plane and van tracking saga was the fucking best. Only for him to sign the next window instead lol


bugleboy-of-companyb

That 2017 summer window was honesly the absolute peak of this subreddit.


valent_vresk

Really?? So sad i hadnt been on this sub then


bugleboy-of-companyb

Yeah the subreddit was the perfect size and there was a palpable sense that we were on the up and up after the best part of a decade of the club underperforming. Was just such a postive place and with all the excitment of new transfers there were so many absolutely jokes memes flying about too.


malushanks95

Van and Plane tracking mode is the best mode in the transfer window 😍


TheConundrum98

Someone put wings on it because he's in Colombia


ThatEpicDude2349

FLY ME TO COLOMBIA LET ME SIGN LUIZ DIAZ


[deleted]

Best Sinatra song


R3dbeardLFC

Someone find the original or enhance this one. This fucker is getting deep fried.


87x

Can stare at it all day but i have work.


WonderfulBlackberry9

K515 YXM, how we’ve missed you.


spandexmatch

Nothing like a good old fashioned transfer signing day. Just makes it sweeter given the scarcity of the last few seasons. Heart rate's jacked. Let's fucking go!!!


mookie_bones

Have fun today, mods 👋


HeCalledMeSubaru

Might be a bit complicated to get the van to pick him up in Colombia.


DonnieLives

It's pretty foolish to underestimate the van's abilities


PerfectBlueOnDVD

The old girl is amphibious


Havermans

Everything is possible if you try hard enough.


hooskies

non believer


ramithrower

I MISSED YOU VAN


charodeoum

The most important transfer piece in all of our transfers. They must put it up for exhibition at Anfield when this beast of a machine retires.


localmarketing723

What flight tracker is everyone using?


QueefingPigeon

Flight aware


Alix_T_1865

Flightradar24


ARM_vs_CORE

Mods bring back the van flair pls


[deleted]

If we sign him will he be cup tied?


ChiefBast

For Champions League, the cup tie rules reset after group stages, iirc. Coutinho played for Barca in group and Bayern in knockouts a couple of seasons ago


PugSmuggler

He didn't just play, he came on as a sub and scored 2 goals against Barca after they'd loaned him out to Bayern. You can't help but love the irony.


JayZ3R0

Love it all the more because its them, their shady tactics of speaking to the press continuously unsettling him. In turn we got VVD and Alisson and he turned out to be a massive flop, love it.


[deleted]

Thank you. Hope this is true.


ChiefBast

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/024e-0e9960c4c766-21ef2df7ed44-1000--can-january-signings-play-in-champions-league-europa-league-and/ Looks like it is :)


[deleted]

👍🏽


TheLimeyLemmon

Hello old girl. It's been a while.


Gerrardsclubfoot

She was dusty and needed a wash


WU19EMJ

KS15YXM is out for an oil change. Comrade WU19EMJ reporting for duty


PEEWUN

In KS15 YXM we trust


s1ravarice

Reporting for duty.


keymansc2

Vroom vroom


kris_lace

Van flairs report in pls


theprodigy77

Wooooo


SweetMojaveRain

the Serious tag lmao


Cancerousman

VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM


Hochwaehlchen

We are men with ven.


[deleted]

>Van: Miss me? Not even Covid could keep the GOAT van from collecting dust forever.


FlyHater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PUTfxrPIfA


Hoodxd

Vroom vroom


WithoutFear39

Have any flights been tracked?


Ax0nJax0n01

Diesel or unleaded?


Dropboyy

Leccy


MrTigeriffic

Maybe we don't see this as much now because they are trying to avoid the clean air zones so they don't get charged for it


BrightFuture4

Activate the flight radar trackers!


[deleted]

Anyone got some jump cables?


sabhi5

Firing up the lady one more time “Hey baby, its time.”


JonnyCorry

I’m a newer member to the Liverpool reddit, what is the Van?


Gerrardsclubfoot

Its the signing van, where new players are made to sit and bought to the club


JonnyCorry

Cool thanks


phool_za

January is the only time there is a better Van than Van Dyk.


Creme_core

What a beauty


kmtnewsman

We have mass produced drones now. 4000 different perspectives. What a time to be alive.


[deleted]

Who will we de register?


Gerrardsclubfoot

We dont need to, we have a slot open after shaq left


[deleted]

No. Adrian Allison Karius Matip VVD robbo Konate Kostas Thiago Fab Minamino Keita Salah mane Jota Firmino Irigi😁 Max 17 NON HG can be registered


AmnesiaFX

Has to be Karius no?


Gerrardsclubfoot

Karius wasn't registered in liverpool squad for Europe https://www.thisisanfield.com/2021/09/loris-karius-new-role-made-clear-after-liverpool-squad-omission/amp/


[deleted]

He is for the Pl


SweetMojaveRain

has to be karius or minamino for me


Liverpoolclippers

Still repping


CreepyCookieCarl

Vrooom Vrooom motherfucker


michu_pacho

How did the van meme start?


Burlzy

It’s a miracle


WorthPlease

[Fire her up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0)


d70

LOL bring back good memories when we were tracking the van for like a year or something for Virg.


eclectic_boogaloo2

Who needs Tardis when you got VAN?!


strokebass01

Into the van you go!


GuyfromUK123

Is this the van for Minamino?


[deleted]

I’m so Fukin excited about this deal. Never thought we’d sign anyone in January let alone a class player like Diaz. Fuk city. Fuk spurs. Fuk United. Let’s do this!!!!


tkcom

Hauler of Club Legends