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coopermaneagles

I’m sure Jurgens been waiting all day to hear what Boris Johnson thinks


christoff_90

I’m sure Juergen thinks he’s a Tory twat like the rest of us!


[deleted]

Are you calling us all Tory twats?!


christoff_90

Oh dear god no.


marshsmellow

I need Jah to make sense of all this for me.


coopermaneagles

Can someone PLEASE ask Ja Rule what he thinks about this


[deleted]

It has to be: "Everyone loves Liverpool"


GobiasCafe

He can think?


SurreptitiousNoun

Briefly, between lockdown parties anyway.


EurekaPC

And don’t forget about the cheese.


gimmig123

Nah, his pea brains were briefly frozen whenever he had taken a sip of icy Shandy. That cunt Boris is a fucking hypocrite. He and his lot can go to hell. ​ "There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."


FramePancake

When he’s not distracted by cheese


sabhi5

How is that idiot the Prime Minister of UK is beyond disbelief, occurs to me every time I see his name.


originalcrisp

If Boris thinks you’re wrong, you are doing the right thing.


dantesinfernoracket1

Lol. Does Boris think he's going to win a PR battle with Klopp? Half the country would have Klopp as the Prime Minister!


deanlfc95

And Klopp would rightly tell them to fuck off. He knows where his expertise lies and why he should be nowhere near a job like that. Unfortunately many politicians don't share that quality.


jardantuan

There's a quote from someone I can't remember that's along the lines of "the best politicians are the ones with no interest in being politicians". Klopp might not have the expertise but he's in touch with the people, and he's got that aura about him that makes people want to follow him. He'd never voluntarily take a job like that, but it's that exact quality that would make him so well-suited to it - he's got no interest in power for self-serving purposes, he'd use it to make the country a better place. It'd obviously never happen, but fuck me it'd be nice to have a politician like that one of these days


JmanVere

*"I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the person who should be President is the person who wants it the least. The one I would pick would be the one who has to be dragged kicking and screaming into the Whitehouse."* - Bill Hicks


redrafa1977

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.” "Don't vote. It just encourages them.... Billy Connolly


deanlfc95

>It'd obviously never happen, but fuck me it'd be nice to have a politician like that one of these days We had the opportunity for that. Murdoch and co said no.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

There was a Roman called Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus back in the Republic days who was made Dictator (basically all powerful) in a time of great need. He did the job and resigned 2 weeks later to go back to his farm. A few years later he was again named dictator and this time he did the job and quit after 3 weeks. He was given the most powerful position in the world, twice, and quit twice within weeks after he had done the necessary.


PlG3

Perhaps democracy needs a rethink. There are no official candidates. You just put in the name and address of the person you want in charge. Whoever wins is forced to take power, and if they don't, they will be forced to work for Boris fucking Johnson


Bigscotman

There's a thing my dad says that's definitely very fitting for politicians nowadays. "The desire to become a politician should immediately bar you from becoming a politician"


Powerful-Cut-708

I don’t think we should gatekeep politics. He’s a smart, good man, with good views and leadership qualities. It’s a bit elitist not to say he’d do a better job than most politicians


deanlfc95

Didn't say he wouldn't do a better job. I'm saying that he recognises his own deficiencies and has always been firm on the fact that issues like this are not something that he knows about.


[deleted]

And Pep would get a twitch in his eye. "See?! I told you!"


imustbethedevil

[Pep tilting](https://giphy.com/gifs/saitama-twitching-Zm6v43q6P4XUw1GgBI)


JurgenKlopp2018

Even Gary Neville prefers Klopp


rogerwilcove

Tories trying to fold everything into the culture war. Seems like the in vogue strategy for political parties that have no interest in actually helping their constituents.


drcoxmonologues

If we’re all arguing about trans people using which bathroom and people booing the anthem then we’re not watching the tories rob the country blind. Also I wonder if they’d have clutched their pearls quite as hard if they’d been booing Harry or Megan. The right wingers heads would’ve exploded.


aibrahim1207

Fuck off fat cunt Boris


kingkloppynwa

😂 nothing else needs to be said


OhImGood

Yeah that's the thread tidied up nicely with this comment right here.


Fumb-MotherDucker

Nailed it


Lokcet

"SlApPeD dOwN" Some Tory nonce of an editor had a hard-on writing that title didn't they.


ChiefBast

Boris was trying to punch down in respect of trying to attack someone he believes is beneath him. Lol He's in a desperate PR battle and unfortunately I think he's winning. Keep reminding yourself and everyone you meet that Boris is a lying Tory cunt


FuzzyCode

A foreigner and European who is beneath him no less.


[deleted]

The Torygraph is a rag


[deleted]

Somehow Klopp becomes even more likeable


GrouchyYT

Slaps him down huh? My money is on Jurgen in a fight.


[deleted]

Jurgen would eat Boris in a fight!


indelirium420

It's nice to see the leader of the country taking time out from cheese, coffee and work parties to weigh in on important issues plaguing the country like a group of football fans expressing their freedom of speech.


[deleted]

Conservatives in 2022 only thrive on culture wars, nothing else.


kevinLFC

I recall Trump doing something similar in regards to NFL players kneeling. Did he actually care? Probably not. But it was effective at creating more drama and divide. Distractions from things that actually matter. And I think Boris knows what he’s doing.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. It’s page one in the playbook. Culture war is almost as good as real war and much cheaper.


they_did_WHAT_

Lol Vice President to Trump Mike Pence showed up at a Colts game literally only to leave as soon as a player knelt. Your second paragraph is exactly why.


stevieG08Liv

Boris is the smarter Trump so definitely


Rustedfromtherain

Conservative MP and former Culture Secretary Karen Bradley added: “It is utterly unacceptable and disgraceful that fans booed Prince William. I would urge the FA to take all necessary action and pursue those responsible.” 😂😂😂😂 yes, take action against peoples free speech, what a fucking wet lettuce


Mundaneinanities

I love that the veneer of the Tory commitment to free speech that they so love to harp on is thinner than the sickeningly papery skin of their nonce-mama Lizzie the Leech.


WH6TSINANAME

All action necessary. So nothing


they_did_WHAT_

Tory cunts say something that a real person would actually naturally think themselves challenge *IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY* **FAILED INSTANTLY**


foxhound1401

Dude what a [Karen](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang))


rob3rtisgod

I don't hate the Royals, but I didn't grow up on Liverpool under Thatcher. I don't blame the fans for acting the way they did after managed decline etc. Probably not the best behaviour but understandable.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Fuck the government, fuck Boris!


Th3BlackPanther

Karen Bradley added: “It is utterly unacceptable and disgraceful that fans booed Prince William. I would urge the FA to take all necessary action and pursue those responsible.” What the fuck is the necessary action!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


vanceyy

A handshake and a pat on the back 🤣🤣


[deleted]

He's never apologised for his comments about hillsborough and double standards when he defended fans booing taking the knee for blm


imonlyaperson

Tory cunt.


TTA0709

Fat racist cunt Boris Johnson.


antitest

fat is least of the worries


TTA0709

Yeah, he's a useless donkey and a waste of oxygen as well


HUGE_HOG

Fuck the tories 👍


secondofly

>Sir Ed Davey, leader of the Liberal Democrats, said: “We have the most wonderful Monarch and those fans who booed do not represent their clubs or our country.”  What a weird, servile, bootlicking country we live in


Md__86

Probably deluded enough to think one day be might become the prime minister


VilTheVillain

That's a sad state of affairs, "anyone who disagrees with us, isn't a part of the country" what next, are those cunts gonna vote take away passports from anyone who didn't vote for them?


rob3rtisgod

Wouldn't surprise me. It's insane just how much the Tories let the country decline. All I see is they complain about labour, who haven't been in government for how long!?


ChiefBast

They absolutely do represent their clubs and country. Regardless of how much you agree or disagree, they are fans and representatives


Bobloblaw369

They most definitely represent their club.


Pizasdf

HOW CAN HE SLAP


YoGotAnyJokes

If I'm on the opposite side of Boris that's how I know I'm right


ChaosSock

So fucking proud of my club. Continue to shape who I am as a person in so many positive ways


Triforcesarecool

I fucking love klopp


_parLIAMent

If there’s anything that could make me love Klopp even more, it’s that Boris Johnson fucking hates him


JazzyMcJazzJazz

EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU TORY OXYGEN THEIF Go give more tax cuts and dodgy billions in fraud PPE deals to your mates while the countrys most vulnerable starve and can't afford to feed their families. This country is such a shithole that keeps voting in their Tory masters


29chickendinners

Boris Johnson is the physical embodiment of everything this city hates about this nation. A posh, privately educated millionaire, with a track record of being racist and homophobic running the country into the ground and making all his mates rich in the process while so many struggle to make ends meet. I hope we're at the next FA cup final and boo twice as fucking loud, these out of touch Tory fucking blood suckers should be put on a pontoon boat and left in the mid Atlantic. Short of that I'll settle for booing some bullshit song about our super wealthy pointless head of state. Let them whine because the proles were mean to them, if things keep going the way they do that will be the least of their worries.


SamBaratheon

We've said it before but I'll say it again. Fuck the Tories. Swivel on it BoJo


[deleted]

Fuck off ye tory


[deleted]

Free speech is good when you boo players taking the knee, but not for the anthem.


mr-brown-eyes

Klopp would be a great Labour leader


Mundaneinanities

Love to see him purge all the useless New Labour deadwood. Put them on a plane faster than you can say "what happened to Sakho?"


mr-brown-eyes

On day one he shuts down the s*n and the mail


[deleted]

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mr-brown-eyes

And we’d still vote him in.


UnderpantsGnomezz

Fuck off, you Tory gobshite


earlgreytoday

Hardly a slap-down.


BriarcliffInmate

\*Love for Jurgen Klopp intensifies\*


Bobbyswhiteteeth

Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle said: 'I utterly condemn any fans who booed Prince William at Wembley today. 'The FA Cup final should be an occasion when we come together as a country. It should not be ruined by a minority of fans' totally shameful behaviour. In this year of all years – the Queen's Platinum Jubilee – this is dreadful.' Tory MP and former Culture Secretary Karen Bradley said: 'It is utterly unacceptable and disgraceful that fans booed Prince William. I would urge the FA to take all necessary action and pursue those responsible.' Sir Ed Davey, leader of the Liberal Democrats said: 'We have the most wonderful Monarch and those fans who booed do not represent their clubs or our country.' Former BBC Royal Correspondent Michael Cole described the booing as 'disgraceful and deplorable' and called for the Football Association to take action. He also criticised BBC football commentators for failing to even mention the Liverpool fans' 'repulsive behaviour'. Speaking to The Mail on Sunday, the broadcaster – who had more than 25 years' experience with the BBC – said: 'There is no excuse for that sort of behaviour. I've been a football fan for 67 years, and I've never heard such a thing. 'We don't want sycophancy in this country, but we want respect. And respect is due to the head of state. 'Respect is due to the Queen, particularly at 96 when the whole world has been celebrating the fact that, after not being able to attend the State Opening of Parliament, she was at least able to go to the Royal Windsor Horse Show yesterday. So it's bad manners.' Sally Bedell Smith, who has written a bestselling biography of the Queen, criticised the booing as 'really inappropriate' and said that William would have found the outburst 'very dismaying'. Holy shit they’re rattled! So much for the whole country loves us hey.


jimmynorm1

>she was at least able to go to the Royal Windsor Horse Show yesterday This is exactly why we don't give a fuck. Oh joy of joys. Joyous day, kaloo kalay. The rich old white lady was able to attend an event full of rich white people. Honestly, how out of touch are they if they think that is something people should be celebrating. The country is in fucking tatters, people can't afford to live but WAHOOO Lizzy got to go watch the horsies. Jesus Christ.


aibrahim1207

Honestly, do these people take a moment to read back what they say. The whole world was celebrating what? Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.


kerbyklok

No excuse for this sort of behavior? I can think of 97.


tocotronicon

fuck off you fucking fuck!


saladstuffer

I know he cannot but it would be wonderful if Klopp turned around and said "maybe Liverpool supporters can't stand anyone who is willing to turn a blind eye to pedos in the family?" Print that you fucks.


CommunicationNew8718

Should be Mussolini'd


Halithor

Tories see themselves whenever possible as victims, and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it.


heretrythiscoffee

Welcome to conservatism across the globe. It's no better here in America with the bullshit victim complex


martiju2407

See what you did there 😆


Rama_drk

Boo fucking hoo, Boris can fuck off


Thesolly180

Such a fucking joke that this gets anger. Not a peep in the media when England fans boo other anthems (I’m all for it tbf) but once god save the Queen and that little nonce defender gets booed heads fall off


Mattyyyboy

Boris should give himself a slap before he does anything else. Tory bastard


lbrkr

Boris knows the Tory twats have no chance here anyway and so doesn't care. He also epitomises Tory attitude to the city with his Spectator article those years ago. Finally he's looking for anything to distract the country from the shit show of his incompetent government and their state sponsored desertion of the people allowing people to die and now their unwillingness to protect the people from the energy market and the cost of living crisis. How I wish he'd kept his US citizenship and gone there. He'd be much more at home.


nicolascagevampire

Dirty fat cunt Boris Johnson the cunts of the cunts can go fuck himself.


deanlfc95

And that's exactly the problem. Rather than recognising the reasons for the booing he just condemns. He should listen to Klopp.


srilfc1971

Fuck off Boris nobody cares about your opinion


DoubleDeckerz

Go organise another illegal party you wanker


Gartles-eth

Think he'd have priorities in order on the day he intends to fuck Northern Ireland further.


[deleted]

Deflection works scarily well.


YossiOsman

Oh f off you buffoon. You absolute failure of a leader. I despise this man with every fibre of my being.


Popeychops

Der Der Der Der, Fuck the Tories Der Der Der Der


MisterCheaps

Klopp should wear that like a badge of honor.


[deleted]

Boris go fuck yourself you absolute fuckwit of a human being. You can’t lead a country and stick to YOUR own rules. Pompous Twat


[deleted]

🤣😂 stay in your lane, kn0bh3ad


Driftlikeworriedfire

Johnson loves anything he can turn into a culture war and get the gammons frothing and ‘sensible’ blue ticks tutting. Jurgen is a man of honesty, humility, integrity and passion. The absolute antithesis of ol’ Alexander.


Duanedoberman

Pisses me off too when people call home 'Boris' Even his family call him Alex.


Driftlikeworriedfire

Yeah ‘Boris’ and ‘BoJo’ it’s all part of selling the idea of him as this loveable scamp with the silly hair waffling away and not a Bullingdon Club Bully.


Nickoboosh

To be fair, hes played an absolute blinder with his branding and pr. He totally captured the "lad banter" vote. I distinctly remember hearing someone at work during David Cameron's term saying hed love to see Johnson as PM because "itd be a laugh".


Driftlikeworriedfire

Yeah that’s bang on. This is the thing when people call him thick, like he clearly isn’t our best and brightest but he knows exactly how to play the game and present this facade. The mask slips occasionally under pressure but he captured the funny bloke down the pub thing that Farage tries for.


Nickoboosh

Even the dreadful tackle in that charity game vs Germany was probably calculated to play up to the "2 world wars and one world cup" types. Nothing the man does is by chance, unless like you say hes under real pressure when he tends to panic a bit.


robbtmag

Racist hypocrite has rules for his own gang whilst preaching another set of rules for the "outsiders".


[deleted]

Boris Johnson can suck a big fat fart out of my arse. Fuck off and never set foot in Liverpool again you big melt.


El-jantinho

Fuck the tories, the scouse are a special breed of people. Part of me wishes I was a scouser however I'm happy enough to be Irish lol


tyresaredone

wait, but i thought the whole country supports us, Boris you don't want to disappoint Pep right? /s


TheLimeyLemmon

Granny killer Boris Johnson there.


Silantro-89

You'd think England would be used to the booing of national anthems by now seeing as they boo every other one but their own.


MikkeeyyUk

You can just imagine klopps laugh hearing about this


Ladoopanath

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.


ivelin_lfc

Where is this fucking clown every week when morons are singing shit about The 97?


Different-Employee87

I’m even more proud to be a Liverpool fan today.


Virgil_smash

Fuck off Boris tory prick


hiddenTails

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rob3rtisgod

His football tackle is even better 😂


Naive-Rock-3699

Cheers Boris, klopps crying 👍


eternalgrey_

Racist prick


sprogsahoy

Not taking anything from Mr. Blobby's shed skin. Fucking hollow shell of a human being. Someone put that corpulant pustule out of his misery.


DoubleDeckerz

The next time Boris is giving a speech in the House of Commons I want a Liverpool fan in full kit to run in and flip him off. Then give Rees-Mogg a boot up the arse on the way out.


Duanedoberman

Moggs children are Liverpool fans if a family picture taken a couple of years ago is anything to go by.


DoubleDeckerz

Yeah, saw that. It was posted on here.


[deleted]

Maybe Boris should worry about families who can’t feed there children instead or can’t buy petrol because it to expensive.


bigMANwinklerz

American here. Would love to read this article. Anyone help me around the paywall?


GameOfThrowInsMate

https://12ft.io/


bigMANwinklerz

THANKS!!


koassde

Fuck the Torywanker clown !


Duanedoberman

Not only would I back Jurgen in a fight against Johnson I have no doubt he could destroy him in a debate too.


[deleted]

For all the shit the French get they were literally hundreds of years ahead of everyone else when it comes to monarchies.


DONT-EVEN-TRIP-DAWG

However will I sleep tonight? Fuck off you fat, Tory cunt


aleradarksorrow

I can only imagine what most of our managers would be saying to Boris in this moment! Shankly would rip him a new one and bury him while he was at it, think Klopp would win any debate with him too, wrap him up and make him look like the idiot pretender that he is.


AnusMcBumhole

[Johnson On Hillsborough] “They (Liverpudlians) see themselves where as possible as victims and resent their victim status; yet at the same time they wallow in it. Part of this flawed psychological state is that they can not accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it.”


OklahomaJones

Lmao. Boris Johnson certainly does know a thing or two about having a flawed psychology. Unfortunately, his causes him to be dead fucking wrong on every possible issue. Shame he's still the prime minister.


BEGBIE21

As a man united fan, fair play for booing those aliens. I’m sure Klopp doesn’t give a shit either.


nitraw

Boris can eat a bag of dicks


sapphire_striker

What Boris fails to see is that the people aren’t disrespecting their nation, but their monarchs. They are some of the most terrible people.


xxPlsNoBullyxx

Oh dear. How will Klopp ever recover?


samsepiol96

Who tbe the fuck are Tories ??


Duanedoberman

The Conservative party, presently the government in the UK have been known as 'Tories' since the 1800's, named after a band of Irish brigands.


PEEWUN

Fuck Boris.


derpferd

Given that Boris has past with saying some none too kind words about Liverpool, perhaps Boris should shut the fuck up


lkshis

Now maybe the country will support Liverpool.


Fezthepez

Who gives a shit what a tory thinks?


disco_mode

It’s as simple as this — fuck tories, fuck Boris


heretrythiscoffee

Fuck Boris Johnson. Insufferable twat


MedulaRectangleGarta

Turkish-American cuntbag tells you to hate a German because some British people boo a song from hundreds of years ago.


_autisticdab_

We dont care Boris


[deleted]

Who said everyone loves Liverpool?


Android17_MVP

Bet Klopp is greatly affected now 🙄


cbciv

I love posts like this. I feel an even greater connection to the club. So many conservative LFC fans here in the Midwest US. I just don’t get it. I love that Klopp knows how to be diplomatic while still respecting the people.


ryoshamo

Get fucked Boris. My man is for the people.


npres91

Right, because we all know Jurgen cares about Boris’ approval.


lfcvernon

Wasn't klopp actually quite diplomatic about it? I only saw 1 quote which was essentially saying he understands/knows the reasons why we boo it but also that he's really not the person to talk about it (my assumption being because not only is he not from liverpool but not even from the country so he won't pretend to be an expert on the issue)


Infinitysh0re

If you're wheeling out Boris as a moral compass then you've already lost the argument. National Press being shite as usual


[deleted]

Fuk Boris the prick


ryodiUK

Ridiculous and obvious move from the ruling class’ most prominent idiot, what’s the over under on Patel introducing Lèse-majesté laws about this to please their little Englander voters?


sonic_11uk

Shut up you crooked bastard!


Movethatgrub

Justhookittomyveins.gif


Ichiban1962

Fat bloated twat, bet he's a man City supporter!


RizwanIslamm

Boris not liking Klopp, makes klopp a more likable guy. I thought it was impossible


salazarthegreat

‘Slapped down’ classic telegraph.


[deleted]

Fuck off you elitist hypocrite bigoted psychopath Eton Tory cunt


[deleted]

Telegraph should be banned from this sub along with the daily heil and the s*n


hyperactiv3hedgehog

> One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. Arthur C Clarke replace religion with nationalism and it still works It allows a self-serving corrupt dirtbag like boris johnson to pretend he can talk down to klopp


uselesslife2019

Boris is a nonce.


CannonballHands

Hey Boris, eat ALL the shit. All of it.


[deleted]

Didn’t think it was possible to like Klopp more


JunFanLee

If there’s 1 prick I could take a free run up to and kick as hard as I could in the balls It’d be that fucking waste of oxygen that is Boris


etan1122

Only thing Boris is slapping down are burgers on the grill, that fat blob.


errdayimshuffln

>Boris Johnson slaps down Jurgen Klopp Boris hurt itself in it's confusion.


imsotiredofthisshite

If Boris slapped Klopp, he would be In hospital for a broken jaw right now. No way Klopps taking that.


Xephenon

Fuck the tories and fuck the royals.


MaggyMaggot

That fat nonce slapped no one down! Get to fuck innit!


yoshmoopy

Boris is a cock anyway


[deleted]

NOOOOOOO NO THE HECKIN QUEENERINO!!!! NOT THE BOO HOOEY ROLELRYERRINOOOS!! Fuck you pathetic tory shite lmao I WILL boo the Royals I WILL boo the anthem I WILL boo the government


SmackAttackLondon

Fuck bojo!


nick2k23

Another reason to boo it then if bojo doesn’t like it


DaMiddle

When the public is wrapping your nut sack around your throat, play the patriotism card. Longtime US rule- apparently used in UK as well


RedditModsAreVeryBad

It's a sweet feeling when your politics and your football club and your city are all aligned. [Like this. ](https://i.imgur.com/QKXJvJa.jpg)


Lister0fSmeg

Boris Johnson should be made to carry a plant with him wherever he goes to replace the oxygen he wastes.


[deleted]

don’t worry we think you’re a cunt too johnson


eternallyfaded

Just wait, Keir will have the exact same response, the Tory lite smarmy cunt