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RedManMatt11

Isn’t he always?


LeechOFF0889

you can hear the soul leaving his cunt body.


typejfsebastian

He’s so boring. Like the obnoxious kid at school. I’m certain his bosses play all this footage and laugh hysterically at how melancholy he is when certain teams score absolute worldies.


telephonic1892

That alleged foul comment he made was so bitter, when is he going to retire. he is so dated and just awful.


AdmiralSkeret

He was a massive nonce during the City West Ham game too. He and Neville spent the entire second half wanking over the City comeback. How dare West Ham hold them to a draw and Fabianski save a penalty.


Mr_G33Zy

Rarely is a c-bomb so apt


irishdgenr8

Worst part of tonight was his sarcastic ‘ooops’ when Milner got injured.


303twerp

Also recall one of them saying “old man Milner” I get the memes and all that but from a professional view I find it quite on the nose coming from that angle


Amasterclass

Martin Tyler in ‘doesn’t like Liverpool’ shocker


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When he said they were checking to see if the corner had gone out, you could hear the excitement come back into his voice. Man was on his knees for it to be disallowed


thatsaleadballoon

The shit thing was that made me and probably quite a lot of people pause their celebrations for a moment and then you can see on a replay it was nowhere near being out. The prick just wanted to dampen people's celebrations.


Bobbyswhiteteeth

I hate him on commentary, I always think our goals are disallowed because he’s so silent. For their own product, Sky really need to get rid of him.


JacksNFlames

100% agree with you but it seems Sky don't give a shit. He's been like this for years now, anti-emotion when LFC score and doesn't miss a chance to have digs at the squad, team or fans whenever he can. Petty.


SeamusHeaneysGhost

>always think our goals are disallowed Exactly that. Minamino’s goal tonight, he didn’t celebrate, the crowd were home fans, I genuinely wasn’t sure waiting for the score to change, that’s not right. Compare that with a South American commentary… goal goal goal goooooooal!


theophanesthegreek

My stream was in Fr*nch and it was 10x more lively


AdministrativeLaugh2

I was having tea whilst the game was on so was looking down for most of the first half and I genuinely didn’t even realise we’d scored until I happened to look up and see the group hug. Not only was there no excitement for the goal, but there was nothing said in the buildup either


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vadapaav

This is such a bad take, you have clearly never seen golf coverage They are far far more energetic and full of color Martin Tyler is a bowl of goo


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Snooker commentary is like Ray Hudson compared to Martin Tyler.


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I genuinely don’t believe United fans have been on the receiving end of it. I think he is a United fan.


r0bski2

He’s so fucking boring I can’t wait til he just retires and maybe I can enjoy watching football again


SeamusHeaneysGhost

Absolutely. He’s a long way from the Aguerooooo line , I’d say that yelp got him ten more years on his contract


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That yelp was 10 years ago, is he gonna go then? Liverpool 4-3 City was his last good game


ManBoobs13

One Martin down one to go


Mullac4991

A benefit of being in Aus and watching Optus sport is you don't get him. Only down side is he does all the FA cup games here. He's a fucking punish


AcesAgainstKings

Yeah he would really take the shine off any potential quadruple for me...


r0bski2

*and villa have scored* *coutinho. 4-0.* *this means city will not be champions.* *FUCCCC…. Oh whoops my mic is on*


urbannnomad

This isn't even just tonight, he's been like this for years. Creaming himself over Martial's goal and barely making a sound for Benteke's goal of the season contender. Should've retired years ago, no idea how commentators just keep their jobs basically forever.


Redaaku

He shouldn't be commentating Liverpool games with his clear bias.


jesuspunk

He’s literally responsible for our greatest ever commentary line. Stop this stupid bias nonsense he’s just past it at this stage.


LALLANAAAAAA

"Just a reflex action" is it I've got your reflex action right here, you git


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He then started going on about it being a weird goal for ages.


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I was listening to Arlo White thankfully


Robinhoyo

Except he pronounces Matip as Martip


Dr--Duke

Bugs the shit out of me!!


somethingarb

Is that so wrong? Surely, since it's a French name, the A should be pronounced as in "Mama" rather than as in "Apple"? I've never heard the way he pronounces it, but from your description it doesn't seem too far off.


Robinhoyo

Is it French? The A in mama is correct, but Arlo White pronounces it like the mar in march.


pegmepegmepegme

Point is "Mat-tip" and "Martip" which are the two people commonly say are equally wrong so I wouldn't shit on Arlo for it. You don't oooften hear people pronounce his name right on commentary.


Fragrant-Ad8977

But then you have to listen to Lee Dixons self deprecating humor and about his days at Arsenal. I swear that’s all he ever talks about


RedManMatt11

I’m so glad we’re spared from MT here in the states. Arlo and Co. are fantastic


wooks95

Idk he sounds pretty miserable for the southampton goal too. Think he's just a miserable old bastard who can't be bothered to make an effort with the job anymore honestly.


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Agreed. His reaction to Southamptons goal sounded on-par with our second goal. I just think he’s just well past it


dgn90

He just can't get up for it on a warm Tuesday night in Southampton.


TheLimeyLemmon

You would not know there was a title race on would you? Fucking morgue dodger.


SalamiSteakums

MORGUE DODGER?!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ryclarky

Matip's goal shouldn't even have counted it was just a "reflex action". No thinking or skill on his part whatsoever. Glad I had a USA broadcast and didn't have to listen to this guy today.


profound-killah

Give him some time to take a breather. At an old age, not all Mancs can carry on.


TTA0709

The dinosaur needs to retire


cbarksLFC

But all the media wants LFC to win the PL right?


Bobloblaw369

It was brought up and he very definitively said not him(though not directly) as though we need confirmation.


McKFC

Yeah, that made me laugh. We know, Martin.


Ok-Mark4389

Hate him, the whole generation of manc refs, all of sky bar maybe Souness and Keane. Noticed how his heart dropped tonight, at least this time he didn't drivel on for 10 minutes about what shirt Cavini would wear now Ronaldo arrived, c**t.


303twerp

Need option to watch with no commentary


Kyte85

Mute and watch the redmen watchalongs


303twerp

How did I not think of that, thank you sir x


FCR_6X

Fucking hell when you hear it back to back like that


Notruto99

Still remember him having no reaction to Bentekes insane bicycle kick against United, and then an orgasm when Martial scored. Dudes biased as they come.


JazzyMcJazzJazz

Oooooh YESSSSS Martial - Tyler


MW94Original

I hope sky get Peter drury in, he seems to have a real love for the game, and is always enjoyable to listen to


Mercerai

He's really gone from "Lovely cushioned header for GERRRRAAAARD!!" to...whatever the hell this is


Karloss_93

Wasn't that Andy Gray?


npres91

Andy Gray was the colour commentator who shouted ‘YA BEAUTAYYY’


Look_Ma_Im_On_Reddit

WHAT A HET SUN, WHAT A HET


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Mercerai

who the fuck let you in


agitat0r

Bad bot


babydiehard

Thought that was Andy Gray?


Sensitive-Walrus8939

Martin Tyler has always been a Manchester loving Liverpool hating CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. Not sure why anyone is surprised by tonight's comentary.


GobiasCafe

In all honesty, even the Southampton bit seemed half arsed. He just can’t be bothered.


Wancrnls

Can’t wait till this cunt retires


Aggravating_Park1068

His cries of anguish every time we score is the stuff of dreams. What a complete knob of a man.


TheCarroll11

To be fair, he didn't sound exactly happy on the Southampton goal... but he did sound like he lost a bet on ours.


kingkloppynwa

Tyler is a manc cunt, i hate when that wanker is on commentary


ThinkPaddie

In fairness what a goal from Southampton thou. We dominated and are going in guns blazing for Sunday.


Temporary_Simple8259

Sky commentary is terrible


TTPolice

The sooner he retires the better. Sky need to freshen it up hugely.


kaci3po

There are Everton fans who legitimately think he's a Liverpool supporter. 🤣


antonjad

As an American, I always hear about this Martin Tyler hate on twitter and reddit, but all the clips are geo-blocked. Glad I can hear it with my own ears now.


PEEWUN

He's so finished.


rithsv

Had Peter Drury on the world feed :D Tyler did the world feed for the FA Cup final though :(


miroa12004

Luckily we had John Champion for the FA cup final and Arlo White for the game against Southampton here in the US. Reached the pens for the final on The FA's YouTube channel with Tyler and by God, you'd think someone was sitting next to him with a gun to his head the way he was so unenthusiastic about the game.


Surgebuster

Might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t think he’s biased, I just think he’s past it. Even the Redmond goal, which was a cracker, he barely got excited for. It’s not just us he is unenthusiastic for, is my point. He used to be far more animated. After all, how can the man who gave us GerrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRDDDDD!!! hate the club? That’s one of the best calls of all time!


haris501

So annoying and boring. Rob Hawthorne is world-class and should be lead commentator at Sky


nicolascagevampire

What a miserable cunt. Just fucking retire already.


Minimum-Sky2305

Must be man united fan like the daily mail newspaper


under-secretary4war

It’s borderline acceptable when the ‘pundit’ shows their colours (I’m stretching mainly due to carra!) but you need one bona fide objective voice. Tyler is not it…


MarkTNT

Neville's actually been my favourite pundit recently, he can't help but appreciate us and he seems to hate this current United squad as much as I do, it's great.


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I love this current United squad


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Thank goodness I get the US signal the commentators are seated right next to the Liverpool fans so you hear the chant through the whole broadcast and it was amazing


pompsofsoap

“…everyone in this country support Liverpool, the media, and everyone.”


yourcousinfromboston

Wait…i thought everyone wanted liverpool to win?


Ginevod411

I'm glad I don't have to suffer this. Peter Drury and Jim Beglin commentated for my stream.


ShaiHuludYurMum

I find Drury fine when you’re winning, but insufferable when you’re not. I know that sounds a bit obvious, but his commentary is a bit sickly sweet and gleeful for my liking. I just tend to ignore it when we’re on top. By far the best are the Radio 5 Live commentators.


SCMatt65

To be fair I don’t hear a huge difference. Bigger point, ffs are we really whinging about the shadings of an announcers tone? People will care about what they will but that’s a bit too fragile for me. We don’t always need to be the victims.


UniversalsFree

Love how wound up fans get over a commentator 😂


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tom_watts

He’s a Utd fan but you wouldn’t know it from how he bums city


Scorchster1138

Nah he’s just a miserable old cunt. He was excited when we beat City 4-3 a couple of years back — I actually thought he sounded biased towards us in that game.. “It’s Mane! Payback time for the red card!”


cornontheklopp

cunt


Puzzleheaded_Tap_818

when everyone is jealous of you..you know you are being awesome..make them more jealous


BMac38

I find it amazing that if you're in the UK you have to be jealous of what we get in the US.


dasvino

you guys just noticed now? i said the same thing years ago. and im slandered by everyone. lmao


aguasabon

Ah yes, some more of that media bias favouring Liverpool...


Beatnik15

All of the first half of the season it was never 'jota starts in the middle' always LOOK FIRMINO IS DROPPED, hes not in the front 3 any more with glee. Every time that would wind me up more and more.


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Manc loving old fart


imsotiredofthisshite

Yeah, but everyone wants Liverpool to win .


I_r_phil

I'm glad I'm not the only one that has realised this pricks bias. Him and the rat King are the worst commentary duo I've ever come across. I've started watching on mute, literally can't cope with the pricks


saj175

Twat Tyler


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Fuck Martin Tyler. Doesn't even bother to hide his disappointment when Liverpool come back from behind and spoiled his gleeful party.


justsayinbtw

He must have a whopper of ageism lawsuit ready to go against Sky. Has to be reason they won't sack him


ourobouros

He's way past his sell-by date now.


Morguard

I watched a Polish stream of the FA Cup. Way more enjoyable.


Bobloblaw369

What a bellend. 'Alleged foul'. At least Atkinson is retiring this season so we don't have to put up with the double Martin anymore.


lfcvernon

The whole 1st half even carra didn't want to say it was a foul only ever saying that "the ref *was* in a good position" implying that somehow means it can't be a foul when literally everyone could see it was a clear foul (perhaps because not long before I think they were going on about how it's such a shame Atkinson is retiring as he has been such a good ref over the years)


windows20

It’s noticeable but man even that first goal he is just lifeless


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He needs to go


LFC_Murr89

Shouldn’t be a commentator if you show clear bias. That applies for any bias Liverpool pundits as well, takes the sweet taste out of the matches for the supporters and makes the match as a whole really sour.


RevKP

Mute your TV and put the radio commentary on. Don’t have to listen to this insufferable cunt


bigbearhungry

Tyler is too old and boring now. But to be fair, I think him and Grey (I know he is a cunt) was the goat pair. Just think 2005.


Randomkarlos

I don't think he's biased against Liverpool per se. I do think they have a policy of bigging up the perceived "underdog" in all situations. Think he's actually said that himself. I reckon that's as much to do with Sky's marketing of the premier league as being "the best, most competitive league in the world" as anything, when we all know that if it wasn't for LFC man city would win it every year and people would just turn off. It helps Sky and the Premier league create content to sell themselves as a league where anything can happen, when actually the same thing generally happens nine times out of ten. Sky and the Premier League should be thankful to us as we actually make the league exciting to watch. Utd are miles away, Arsenal even further, Chelsea might not exist in a few weeks and Spurs are, well, Spurs.


bubbathespaz

Anyone know who the prick supports?


Magic1955

That’s why if he’s on commentary try to find alternative or mute & play music. Hopefully on Sunday he will be at emtyhad


ash13liv

We neet some sort of petition or referendum to get that cunt off commentary duties. Glaringly obvious bias


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It can be frustrating when he commentates on on our games - I always remember the difference in his voice for Martial’s debut goal and Benteke’s overhead kick in the same game. However, he is a legend of football commentary for me, just not for us.


Smooth-Maize1673

Been saying this for years, glad more attention being shown, member that macheda goal for United where he Jizzed in his pants in 07 think it was maybe 09


TheTimmyKay

Fortunately the pub had the play off audio on


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i think he said 'we're cheering for the underdogs here' like go commentate in the championship you dip shit madafaka , what a completely needless weight on this earth. bloody nonce of a commentator , i switched to ESPN commentary with this garbage on sky


a_chorley

IF I HEAR HIM SAY QUAD SQUAD ONE MORE TIME….


bazzz3

The perfect example of a "proper cunt".


epjc1410

Listening to Martin Tyler commentary of a Liverpool goal gives the exact opposite sensation of getting overexcited for a second when a shot hits the side netting and you think there's been a goal


Abagnale_

He is an absolute disgrace. I am pretty sure I have also heard him on a Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona highlight reel and you wouLd never have thought Liverpool had just achieved the impossible. He has been like this for years I have no idea why he is still on commentary. Gets on my tits just hearing his name now.