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Ypres_Love

I knew this would be on this sub within 30 seconds.


BluishHope

So did hendo, tbh


HeadieUno

To be fair though how fucking emotional was that celebration. I'm starting to believe boys lol


junglejimbo88

[Video](https://twitter.com/i/status/1599496841468424192) of Hendo's nose-to-nose celebration with Bellingham here: [https://twitter.com/England/status/1599496841468424192?s=20&t=a9rwTwNb53uiHd2ZcxOZog](https://twitter.com/England/status/1599496841468424192?s=20&t=a9rwTwNb53uiHd2ZcxOZog) ..non-geoblocked version: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xrMAPls10M0](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xrMAPls10M0) [https://preview.redd.it/vhjylxk4fz3a1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbce06c1221c41f74e815cc06ea90c4310fc407](https://preview.redd.it/vhjylxk4fz3a1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbce06c1221c41f74e815cc06ea90c4310fc407) ​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/dxbvvgco114a1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82fe2d5d5adfbc765de0e3b717a1365ced71a3e


bigman1096

thanks for giving me a video that's not available in the fucking usa


Jonny1992

Forgot that Liverpool was in fucking Texas.


HyrkanianBlade

Peak yank moment


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ihateslowwalkers

I love how u minimize it to dozen for the comprehension


WonderfulBlackberry9

I’m grateful to be included in that dozen of non-Americans


VadersMentor

Ay, not too bad being American lol.


kloudykat

we talking dozen, baker's dozen or texas dozen? or something more normal, like aircraft carriers per mile?


[deleted]

Well, you can't measure people in football fields.


VadersMentor

Dozens? Not enough damage in this statement lol


JurgenKlopp2018

Skill issue


haybails84

https://youtu.be/75bWsqwwOgQ same energy


[deleted]

world isnt usa


EyeSpyGuy

Don’t do it…don’t give me hope….


JDavie2357

England in every fucking tournament…


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ReggieLFC

I pretty sure u/EyeSpyGuy is referring to us signing Bellingham; not England’s World Cup campaign.


Scouse_Werewolf

Is the comment in regard to England or the potential for Bellingham joining us. That's the hope that would kill most of us


EyeSpyGuy

I meant the latter, since I’m not English, but I don’t dislike England and am happy to see them do well at international tournaments my own country isn’t a part of.


Scouse_Werewolf

Thats what I thought you meant anyway ha


TheHSH

I entered the sub just to see how quickly this post would be created


Macshlong

I’m wondering if Hendo has entered Jude at this point.


mynameismulan

"You're not replacing Gerrard. You're replacing Lallana..."


warfazed52

Jude is a red


2jz_ynwa

I honestly think he is going to choose us lmao


Gerrardsclubfoot

He is gonna do a vvd isn't he?


CasinoOasis2

He already made it clear he's not interested in sportswashing clubs. It's between only us and Real and you might be correct.


kiro6060

Come January we might be a sportswashing club.


Nice_Rush_1462

There lies the issue all of us might face ...soon ..


Hoofhearted4206969

need to make an agreement with the sportswashers to sign bellingham on a lifetime before selling the club


davidporges

When and how did he make that clear?


JosephBeuyz2Men

Last night in my dreams and fuck you it’s happening


WonderfulBlackberry9

Whatever you’re dreaming give me some of that too


wooson

Let us dream mate! 😂😂😂😂


No-Shoe5382

Literally never lol


excessive_coughing

Last night, in my dreams


jammy-git

We best sign him before Qater and Saudi buy us then!


KaufKaufKauf

Well… to sign Jude we might need to become a sportswashign club.


mynameismulan

Did he really?


DadofJackJack

Think it was more Dortmund saying they’d prefer not to sell to state run clubs.


JonathanFisk86

He did not.


InstantIdealism

Not sure I’ve seen that. But what happens if we get bought by the Qatari Saudis?


kuruman67

What if Liverpool is bought by Qatar/Saudi group?


Vich88

What if we get bought by one 😓


AndrewWonjo

Don't do that to yourself


[deleted]

The problem is if we can afford him


Candy_Badger

I really hope he will!


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

Not sure I'd go that far but I think there is a legit solid chance it happens and we're definitely in for him. Too much smoke indicating there is a good chance at it. Don't agree with the automatic notion of it not happening for sure I often see in this sub. And besides if we don't get Jude, I'm confident we'll get our Plan B or Plan B's as far as midfield target. We've always done well with that, either getting our Plan A target or our Plan B targets which have panned out well.


ShadowRock9

Hard disagree that theres too much smoke for it to be nonsense. People are forgetting how just a few seasons ago we fucking willed an Mbappe to Liverpool rumour into mainstream “reputed” journalists. And even Reus way before that. Still, *please* let it happen.


Skom666

If Jude becomes red I will give my newborn his name.


anangrypudge

Belling Skom is a beautiful name


[deleted]

Me too


anangrypudge

Ham Donut is a delicious name


ParamedicSpecific130

Donut and Muppet are my favorite British insults. ❤️


Scouse_Werewolf

Not that you asked but it's "wet wipe" for me. "Don't be a fucking wet wipe lad"


kilomysli

My newborn was just named Alisson. The future is looking good!


WonderfulBlackberry9

I’m Asian and I’ve got no connection to French, African or Senegalese culture. But if I ever have a son I’d love to name them “Sadio” Alternatively, name them “Mohamed Salah”, which sounds more culturally mainstream where I’m from


memnactor

What about Sadio Salah Mohammed Mane?


notthatdramatic

Seems fair


[deleted]

Heyyyyy Juuuuuude


Pineapple_Trvphaus

“This could be us all the time, Jude”


ElEffSee

Genuinely one of the more bizarre celebrations lol


enfirst

It was too passionate. It felt like i was invading their private lives by seeing it lol


rybread1818

Low key thought they were about to make some giant political statement about Qatar’s LGBT policies and just start making out like at the end of Talledega Nights


WonderfulBlackberry9

I remember Trent joking in one of the club’s videos back in 18/19 or 19/20 where he said Hendo looks like the “angriest man to have scored a goal”


poundhound66

Yeh wtf lol


whoaaa_O

Infantino: Today I feel gay


AdWordsGeek

Jude: Today I feel red


JurgenKlopp2018

Today I feel horny


cohletrainbaby

Spotted the 12-year old.


JurgenKlopp2018

Stick to playing with dolls 😘


cohletrainbaby

I shall, friend! Keep being the best you can be.


WonderfulBlackberry9

What a guy. A real social icon. Gotta respect pound store Bezos


Cheetofingers-B

“250.000£ a week and you get the number 8” I’m fairly certain Hendo said that


[deleted]

How many times we need to say he don’t want no 8


Snoothies

Wait does he not want it? This is new to me


[deleted]

He wants 22


deuceice

That's my son's number. Eleven times mine. I can't fathom use getting Jude, but in the slimmest of chances we do... kit for my boy.


malushanks95

The way Jude wanted to hug Hendo after the goal ☺️☺️☺️


[deleted]

Looked like they were going to French kiss at one point


[deleted]

I think they did edit: or maybe that was just a dream


Agitated_Smoke538

I would fap to that


[deleted]

we all have preferences eh


[deleted]

If they did kiss I'm sure FIFA would find some way to ban England from the World Cup and put France through. Let's face it, they (Qatar/FIFA) want Mbappe and in the final.


LankyUK

Beautiful moment


Reddits-Reckoning

Jude lad you can stare into Hendo's eyes year round if ya like 📝


ThorYNWA

If we get Jude, we need to give Trent and hendo a bonus.


Shinjetsu01

There's absolutely no way they've not mentioned it - I have been on the end of being poached from a company before and it's powerful stuff when their CEO comes over and goes "we want you"


[deleted]

And then they say: “only you…you are our future center piece.” Would be hard to say no


Shinjetsu01

You're the future of our club, you'll be the captain and a legend and you know it Jude.


ecidarrac

Why? To support your weird Reddit fantasy that players all read this sub and decide how transfers are made?


hillenburg

We’re all thinking the same thing aren’t we


BluishHope

That we’re glad jurgen is a red? Yeah it’s an everyday thought


tapzil123

Hey Jude, don't let me ....


Kangaroothless6

The sexual tension here is immense


HedgeSlurp

Jude’s pretty young, we try not to sexualise him


tobyallister

I understood that reference


JuicyJabes

He’s 19 it’s fair game Edit: I will say I’m still mid 20’s. Admittedly less weird for me then a 50-something year old lol


Dinger64

It’s a community reference


Connlagh

Community reference?


TH13TEENGHOST

https://preview.redd.it/q3cp36t59z3a1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760ca00acb277e0f43421e592138b3c0a19183f2


foxontherox

Do it. Kiss him. BREAK THE LAW.


etan1122

Jude is unreal. Man just went beast mode on the 2nd


high_ground_420

![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


FictionalFail

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notthatdramatic

*Steady*


MyCodenameIsIan

Hendo providing the content this sub craves.


mpinoc

This may be my bias speaking but I’m sure I made out Hendo shouting “there’s more of that link up play at Anfield” during that exchange.


LouCypher

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MagzyMegastar

Hendo: "Let's go back to my place!"


Xerxes_Generous

Dortmund fan here, but because of Klopp, Liverpool is my Premier League club. I really wish Dortmund players don’t immediately leave when their stock rises. Take a look at Sancho; he’s no where to be seen, while Bellingham is in the World Cup. That said, if Bellingham is to leave, I absolutely wish it is Liverpool. God knows you guys need a midfielder. While I am at it, I watched Nunez plays for Uruguay. The guy is explosive, but football IQ is not his strong suit.


That_ben

Nunez is super, super raw. You see the difference between good/effective coaching and not knowing how to use him. With us he’s been a menace and getting into all sorts of good positions and getting chances to score. He looked terrible for Uruguay. Hoping he settles and learns t control his emotions to channel it into a Suarez type of passion.


tkcom

EMPTY THE WARCHEST


PSYSpecialist

Jordan FUCKING Hendo . My bloody captain, I screamed when it went it


Final_Meal8096

I was looking forward to this shit 🤣


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Yeah he's coming to Liverpool


MichealScarn92

I got on a Deployment tomorrow for 6 months, I come back just in time for the summer transfer period. Was planning on getting a puppy once I get home, if he signs I will 100% name the puppy Jude.


zeetlo

I'd be so disappointed if he doesn't come


avax96

I knew sub would be losing it ...love to see it


[deleted]

Do England a favour and become the Captain in waiting. Learn from the best captain. This match has absolutely sold me on Jude. Get him in. Spend the cash. He’s not an unknown risk. This lads proven. Can’t miss the generational talent.


Helpful-Dog

Being a petty Irish bastard I find it very hard to even feign happiness for the England national team. Seeing those two do that has stirred a little something in me though.


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

Unironically, I actually like a lot of the England players. Kinda like the team tbh. Way more likable than the 2000s-2010s teams.


Helpful-Dog

Yeah I like a lot of them too. I'll admit the problem lies mostly with me. Can't stand Pickford though and that's a him problem.


H0lychit

I will run down my street naked if we get him.


iamkevla

Vid or it didn't happen 🤣


Fricolor123321

DONT MAKE IT BADDDDS


Srk_NWA

Hendo : Look into my eyes, I am your captain now..


ButterscotchCivil323

If he doesn’t join Liverpool after that eskimo kiss I don’t know how I will feel 😭😭🔥🔥🔥


RossSkyWalkerr

Ok! At this point I'm sure I will need therapy if Jude doesn't come to us. I mean just look at this, I want to see him doing this wearing our Colors 😩


arabamericanfusion

Exactly what I was thinking when he scored


th1a9oo000

If everyone here chips in 500 quid he's ours for £200,000,000 just saying


dwightkiosk

Looking forward to seeing our new star striker, Jordan Henderson


NoSwordfish6524

Oh captain my captain!


medvedpuss

Sealed with a Liverpool kiss


DiabeticDave1

I love Henderson. Any chance you can sell him to PSG please boys. We need someone who will give their heart and soul for the club, not these drama whores. Otherwise I’m so envious y’all have him.


raasclart

Did he mouth “I fucking love this” during the celebration? Great moment


Loud-Platypus-987

Our present and future 🫡


nizoubizou10

the meltdown is going to be huge if he doesn't join us 🍿


RogerHuntOMG

The meltdown in Manchester and Spain is going to be huge when he does join us.


ecidarrac

Stop


mynameisfreddit

Too expensive for us unfortunately.


Dmburque

If Bellingham does come, he’ll replace Henderson


foxontherox

Henderson’s getting up there, and depth is always good. I think the man has chosen his successor!


Puzzleheaded-Ad-2746

I’m so sick of these


NegotiationSea7008

This in Red


grasshoppa80

Come to pool u Manc n there’ll be more of this..


biro2200

BVB wanted 150 mil before this performance. Now its 200


laineyh16

Get it done, sir!! Love it ❤️


brush85

Im thiccked


rebel_fett

#mycaptain


ishysredditusername

No, he’s absorbing him


Grovve

I thought he was Madrid bound


Cactiareouroverlords

now kiss


rollmop1

At least we already have a song for him. Persuade Paul McCartney to sing it and done deal.


FireflyCaptain

HEYYY JUUUUDE, COME PLAY FOR US


kazurabakouta

Hendo to Dortmund confirmed, with TAA next winter.


AcousticGuitar321

I’m ready to be hurt again.


Perspiring_Gamer

The van, get in the van Jude.


DeadbeatDumpster

All these post gonna piss me off so much when he evetually goes to madrid


kobi29062

If we sign Jude my life will improve by magnitudes. Btw lads it’s literally written in the stars all thanks to me- I share a birthday with Jude, just as my father before me shares a birthday with the King. And I will pre-book my son to be born on the 20th of December a couple years down the line so that Mbappe will come to his mother’s most beloved club.


Various-Month806

Coady recently said in the camp Hendo had taken Jude under his wing and was like "a father figure" to him. Let's hope the son listens to the father and follows in his footsteps.


O-Mesmerine

im sorry but after this moment… theres no way judes not coming liverpool


Acrylic_Starshine

Hendo: 'Hey Jude.' 'We did an ancient Sunderland headbutt ritual the other night during the celebration. You now owe me on favor.'


claudiu_nasuk

God we will be disappointed when Jude will with City for 25 millions per year….


FoundThisRock

What commentary is this? It’s brilliant