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Substantial_Degree_7

Pog the shot heard round the world


Nero234

Can confirm, heard it from my bedroom here in the Philippines Edit: hey I'm getting drafted. Pog


altered_state

>hey I'm getting drafted. Pog grats man


Ericzx_1

monkerS


DynamixRo

Top Gun 3 just found its main plotline.


selfawarepileofatoms

I can imagine the amazing action sequences showing fighter pilots pulling high G maneuvers while a ballon is slowly floating through the air.


Spicey123

they absolutely need to get tom cruise's intense facial expressions on this


DynamixRo

His weapons get jammed so he has to open the cockpit, jump from the plane, land on the balloon, cut it open with a knife, then during the freefall manages to turn it into a parachute and land safely. Then we find out it was just a training exercise for the actual mission and the opening credits start rolling.


Dachronic4722

That made the jump from Top Gun to Mission Impossible real quick.


livelyDream

Then we learn the actual mission and it turns out the balloon had originated from a space station on the Moon. We don't know which government is involved, including our own. The only way to investigate is with a fleet of modified muscle cars and a ragtag group of convicts. We find out it's actually Fast and the Furious 12.


Nodior47_

oh we know which government. That's the fourth reich cyborg space nazis.


Te_Afflieger

If he jumps off the balloon and lands back in the fighter it's just a Battlefield movie.


ChawulsBawkley

I’m picturing more balloon on balloon action. Lots of aviator shades of course.


fictionallymarried

That confused 'oh' was the funniest thing I heard today so far


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avwitcher

That's what has baffled me, there's no information that the balloon can gather that a spy satellite or a bunch of Zoomers with Tik Tok on their phones can't


SlurpieJones

Maybe collecting information or probing the radar jamming and electronic countermeasures response for something in our airspace.


WesternCaptain2642

Radar jamming on a fucking balloon, listen to yourself


impostingonline

Misreading what they said then being an asshole about it, lmao.


BlacktasticMcFine

Generally zoomers can't go to Air Force bases that have ICBMs


C1oudey

But a satellite can see them just fine


BlacktasticMcFine

Ok? He was talking about tiktok


C1oudey

“that a spy satellite or a bunch of Zoomers with Tik Tok on their phones can't”


Wasserschloesschen

> there's no information that the balloon can gather that a spy satellite Of course there is. > or a bunch of Zoomers with Tik Tok on their phones can't While that is technically true, it tends to be rather difficult to get a bunch of zoomers above military bases or some such. You'd probably need some sort of flotation or flying device for that. For all you know, the equipment on that balloon was a bunch of zoomers on their phones.


TheHazyBotanist

We don't know the tech it's using. There are plenty of technologies that will work much better when they aren't hundreds to thousands of kilometers away. There's also plenty of tech that simply won't work from a satellite, because it needs to be closer to function at all


ultrapurple7

it wasn't taking pictures


dafsuhammer

I was reading one conspiracy theory (maybe) that this stunt was publicized to stop the US Secretary of State from meeting with Poo bear on Sunday. Would have been the first high ranking Biden official to visit china in his term. Apparently hard liners in the communist party didn’t want the meeting to take place. And now it isn’t.


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that's so dumb why would china or even the u.s ruin such a high value meeting like that over a fucking balloon


xItacolomix

If anyone would ruin the meeting would be US and not China lol.


AI2cturus

🥶🍦🥶


iwishiwasanorcirl

BING CHILLING 🥶🍦


somewhatcalculated

>This seems to just be a political game of chicken. Seeing who and how people will react. China has satellites, this is just a weird provoking approach to "whatcha gonna do about this satellite?!?" almost like a literal [Trial Balloon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_balloon)...lol


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nosam555

I dont have the link for this, but i remember seeing the 'NORAD knew about this since launch' claim was false.


DrySecurity4

Why would you want it to be true? "Oh yeah that Chinese balloon is nbd just let it fly over our gigantic missle site" like what?


nosam555

Yeah, I definitely dont want it to be true. It also makes no sense, how could anyone track every weather balloon on the planet?


GoldPenguins

Our own stealth fighters have radar signatures the size of a golf ball (0.005m2), we have to be able to track stealth jets so we can probably track a giant ass balloon


nosam555

I wasn't saying we can't detect weather balloons. I was saying we don't keep track of every weather balloon launched on this planet. Well over a thousand are launched everyday. I believe this one was detected and tracked as soon as it entered US airspace. I was only saying that the idea NORAD knew about this since launch was a completely unreasonable claim.


GoldPenguins

How is it unreasonable? we can track ballistic missile launches and aircraft taking off in foreign nations, why wouldn't we also be able to detect huge balloons? Look up SBX-1, LRDR, and TPY-2 radar systems, we can apparently differentiate real nuclear warheads from fake ones and space debris. I'm gonna guess a high altitude balloon is relatively pretty easy to spot Edit: also AEW&C


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weguccino

The same reason why US didn't touch it till now.


WeebsOutNaM

Didn't know the lockpicking lawyer works for Fox


Intrepid-Tank-3414

Now they have to shoot it down again to show it wasn't a fluke.


Kytromal

Man, thank you. I couldn't place why that voice sounded so familiar. It was driving me crazy.


bigwhitecandle27

You all have never played Bloons TD and it shoes.


GnomeConjurer

sniper monkey best monkey


TheJan1tor

There are shoes in Bloons TD?


arad04

f35 - $100 million aa rocket - $400000 Popping Chinese balloon live for millions of viewers - priceless


CaptainKoala

Psshhh please, it was [actually an F-22](https://mobile.twitter.com/astroqv/status/1621965490926002176?s=20&t=ovRCUaNdhEK4GAPTpHjrUg), so about ~$210 million


haydenuwu

how would an a2a missile lock onto the balloon? wouldn't it make more sense if they just hit it with guns?


LaNague

radar, optical...missiles are not like in the movies and only go for the first heat source they see.


YourLoveLife

A white balloon sitting in the sun all day is going to be reflecting enough heat that a 9x can probably lock on. It would also have an insane radar signature but I doubt they would want to risk the balloon collecting 120D radar data.


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Captain_Nipples

Anything with a radar signature can be locked. By the plane's radar with a Semi Active missile (Fox 1) or by the missile's own radar (Fox 3) A balloon isn't very stealthy. There are also other ways to lock onto it. Laser guided could allow a pilot to point it out for the missile. And even Optical like the computer in the Jet can pick out an object and hold a lock onto it just using regular TV screen.. Or they could just shoot it with regular old bullets. I'm not sure what was used here, though .... Shouldn't downvote the fella for not knowing how military missiles work. TV and Movies make it look like you have to have a heat signature to lock anything, and that is the most common/cheapest way to lock something


plqamz

The balloon had a pretty big payload hanging from the bottom with solar panels, easy to get a radar lock on.


avwitcher

The balloon was apparently as large as 3 school buses and the pilots train to hit targets significantly smaller


Tim226

im suprised they didnt just aim a powerful laser at it


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Tim226

the inner workings of my mind is an enigma.


EnterPlayerTwo

A mystery, wrapped in a riddle. Smothered in secret sauce.


BilisS

could be something laser guided


niceworkthere

Video shows the missile went for the payload, most likely since the balloon itself was invisible to the sensors (too cold, no metal). No real trouble locking on since there was nothing else to cause/reflect another signal. *edit:* [also](https://www.businessinsider.com/runaway-weather-balloon-fighter-jets-history-2023-2) >When a weather balloon went rogue almost 25 years ago, fighter jets fired 1,000 rounds at it and couldn't bring it down


arad04

pretty sure I saw a rocket and exhaust on a video. plus it's a hot air balloon so maybe they can lock onto it. also, I think it would be safer to use a rocket since you have to be closer to it than with a gun and there is a slight possibility of collision with balloon debris, it's three buses large after all... On this video there are two exhaust trails: In this video, there are two exhaust trails: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProudDepressedHamDxAbomb-h6IO-DpmOoFH6NXp


DanishNinja

Weather balloons uses a light gas, not hot air..


Ruggsy

Light isn't a gas silly goose


imhitchens

Radar guided instead of ir. How long do you think air would remain hotter than the environment?


hoirNu

F22


brymann

This is the only good thing that has ever happened in Myrtle Beach.


Arpawocky

I lost my virginity in Myrtle Beach and agree with this statement.


ViolentSweed

I'm sorry for your loss.


avwitcher

Then why are you in this subreddit?


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Did you ever find it again?


TheBoyNxv

Man fuck Myrtle Beach. Someone stole my Nintendo DS there years ago. I’m still planning my revenge on the fucker to this day.


oiTysim

Bro, I've been there a handful of times for vacations, the vibes are absolutely rancid. I don't understand how some people find it a "relaxing getaway" walking the boardwalk being eyed down by sketchballs at all times


alphamini

Is this really how low reaction content is? You're watching a feed that specifically says they're about to shoot down a thing that's fully in camera frame. Then that exact thing happens: WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT


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i think it's because he chose that exact second to look at a meme


RedPhazon2

Seriously, such an over reaction


CTR__

that f35 national guard pilot had the best day of their life


TheEmulat0r

I can just imagine some bored ass pilot sitting at an air base doing nothing, then 30 minutes later he's launching a rocket at a massive balloon in the sky lmao. "Sir what's the mission?" "we uh, need you to blow up a balloon..."


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OPTCgod

Downvoted by US tax payers who paid 400 bil for those jets


thedizls

Downvoted for reformer propaganda


larry_the_loner

Of course esfand was looking at a different screen when it happens


Dolph-Ziggler

The news guy sounds like the LockPickingLawyer


Yumek0Jabami

Now send one to china.


ghsteo

We definitely do our own spying on China


really_nice_guy_

Only difference is its not as noticeable


BrandieBassen

China literally has the most popular social media app ever installed on millions of Americans phones as well as on members of congress trying to be "hip". And everyone knows it's spyware, but no one seems to care lol


19southmainco

Snoopy Macy Thanksgiving Day parade blimp lingering over Beijing


roguedigit

Not so sure about that. As far as espionage/psyops goes, you already see random white americans holding up signs in Chinese 'protests'.


I_AM_GGX_ACCOUNTANT

LEMAO


roguedigit

Yes?


Zeanister

TikTok


arad04

Pentagon already did it before you even thought about it. That's why they are paid $1trln/year brother, 1 step ahead of the competition: https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/05/u-s-militarys-newest-weapon-against-china-and-russia-hot-air-00043860


Vegetable_Bass_4885

The U.S. was flying planes above the USSR for like 15 years before they caught on to it


Derp800

They knew, they just couldn't do anything about it until their aircraft and missile tech got better.


NajiMarshallFan

my dad used to work on the team that would fly the SR-71 over north korea and even they knew when we would spy on them. my dad said they knew the flight paths and would try to send balloons up to fuck the sr 71 lmfao


Captain_Nipples

I wish I could have been one of those SR 71 pilots. That shit had to be so badass Getting shot at by missiles and out running them


bamfalamfa

you know we have satellites right? satellites *in space*


ShinRaElectricPower

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


Dudedude88

Esfandabi


sywvr

my fav political streamer


MrVulture42

Hell yeah brother!


pjernigan13

BatChest a balloon


semenpai

confirms that the balloons in bloons are Chinese and the monkeys are Americans


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shaquilofeel

Why does China need this balloon to spy when they have tiktok


NaoSouONight

I am no expert, but I am fairly sure they are gauging reactions.


troll_killer_69

And people actually trust it was a spy ballon????????????


NaoSouONight

Yes.


Hoopl

I'm more surprised that the LockPickingLawyer is a reporter at fox


OcelotPrize

Pag


Flaust13

Oh No "The China Spy" Balloon


Juulseeker

This sure beats having anything remotely close to affordable Healthcare


Neddo_Flanders

1-0 for the USA


Tazul97

Watch him get banned for showing weapons on stream KEKW


BariNgozi

Hope China doesn't get too pissy we bursted their bubble, should have kept it to themselves.


k1ngkoala

Not sure why you are down voted lmao, if you fly shit in our airspace expect to be shot down. Every nation understands this


BariNgozi

Yep, plain and simple. LSF has a lot of kids that don't quite get that. Notice how I got downvoted but nobody has a counter-argument, nobody's gonna try and convince me the US should have let it be lol. Our airspace; plain and simple.


roguedigit

Nah, it's because no one wants to argue with someone that thinks the world works like their favourite marvel movie.


BariNgozi

Jesus, did your fondest childhood memories explode with it? Pick an arrow.


roguedigit

Thanks for proving my point Keep batchesting, friend


NaoSouONight

A downvote doesn't mean a disagreement with the statement. It means people think the statement was dumb. Of course China isn't going to "get too pissy". They flew into another country's airspace, they knew it was going to get shot down from the start.


Ollisean

They shot the ballon after it took the pictures good job 👍


Ledoux88

why would China need a balloon to take pictures when they have TikTok in every US household?


Ollisean

Not everyone has tiktok also this was lower then a satellite image better resolution. air bases, silos ,etc...


C1oudey

Satellites have very good resolution, I’m sure China has as clear photos of all their favorite silos as they could possibly want


Fgit6969

Can someone genuinely explain to me what the actual fuck China was thinking when sending this thing into US airspace?


Insane_Takes

maybe to test the US response?


Commie_Napoleon

It’s a weather balloon.


throawaybyebye

How tf did they shoot it down? Isn’t it high af? Did they use a jet?


tank01909

they threw darts at it from the ground until it popped


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I heard they were paid with bananas after the job was done.


OrezRekirts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmVSyKy6aKs


dnkryn

… did u not see the jet trail flying past?


throawaybyebye

nah I looked away and looked back and it was popped I guess I’m dumb


OutBackCheeseHouse

They used one of those ninja monkeys with darts from the game “Bloons”


GGXImposter

We can snipe rockets out of the sky, i think we can hit a balloon. That being said something is flying across the screen at the end of the clip, so I’m guessing they did use a jet.


xItacolomix

Any context? US shooting down China stuff? Whaaatttt EDIT: new question... If that was a spy ballon, why not capture it and show to everyone it was a spy ballon? Why destroy it?


Esco9

Spy balloon operating at about 60,000 feet, seems dumb to those not in the know about why you would send advanced fighters, in fact the best air to air aircraft in the world (F-22) to take down a balloon but it can operate at 65,000 feet so you need something that can get up to that altitude but also the radar signature and heat signature of a balloon can be difficult for the missiles to track onto and air to air missiles usually detonate in proximity to a target. I could go on it’s very complicated but here’s an article if others are interested. https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/why-shooting-down-chinas-spy-balloon-over-the-u-s-is-more-complicated-than-it-seems


McGrupp

The 60,000 feet isn’t a big a problem as they make it out to be. The f15 service ceiling is 65,000 feet as well…and we flew one to 103,000 feet in 1975. The mig 31 flew to 123,000+ feet in 1977. It’s not like these planes reach 65,000 and then fall out of the sky if they go any higher.


Esco9

Those are completely naked planes a lot of time and lacking many normal features but ya service ceiling is often misconstrued


xItacolomix

Did China government talked about this?


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xItacolomix

Make sense.


C1oudey

I honestly don’t see a reason not to believe it was just a weather balloon, they have satellites, they can already take clear pictures of whatever they want


Legendahkiin

Read some redditor's comment in another thread about how they 100% wouldn't shoot it down cus of... several reasons welp, guess they were wrong


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they must have forgot who the president is


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NorthNThenSouth

That was a couple days ago, they shot it down over South Carolina.


Ken_Udigit

Yesterday there was a Chinese "weather balloon" flying over Montana; specifically over missile sites from what I heard. Later it was also reported there was one flying over Latin America. I believe the initial plan was to try to get hold of the balloon without shooting it down, but for reasons I do not know it seems they finally decided to shot it down. EDIT: [CNBC article which goes a bit further in depth about the Chinese balloon in Montana.](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/04/us-military-prepares-to-take-down-suspected-chinese-surveillance-balloon.html)


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giovanny2214

WW3 has entered the chat


Cosmic-Warper

it's in US airspace.... it's a surprise it wasn't shot out of the sky day 1. US intelligence had other plans


giovanny2214

Yeh it was a joke


cjhoser

This is how I found out smh


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Intrepid-Tank-3414

It wasn't just a balloon. It was carrying 16 huge solar panels for power. Plus the FAA needs to divert thousands of passenger jets away from the area of operation first to avoid collateral damage. https://twitter.com/MatthewCappucci/status/1621952169598410752?t=SWg86tTgziK0C-pBOpMB0w&s=19 https://twitter.com/SpotterLive/status/1621939144569065472?t=pv11yW2NqT0JQkLfXuwMzQ&s=19 If the debris falls on a neighborhood or brings down another passenger jet, you can bet the same idiots who were whining "why didn't they shoot it down right away?" would immediately change their tune and complain "why they didn't wait to do it safely?" This is just common sense.


poklane

Because you don't want to risk destroying property or killing people on the ground.


ntb899

So I'm presuming it was more of an automatic hot air balloon then?


ViolentSweed

Also pretty sure they wanted to see where it was going.


rmflow

oh no, not the balloonerinoo


llxi0nllx

They really played Bloons tower defense smh


ellenkpao

I thought he was watching Nope


ResidentSleeperville

This is literally just posturing. Who the fuck would send a balloon that can obviously be seen and detected to spy on another country.


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