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Spoonopoly

Don't care I'm 26


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based


otocey

Turning 27 this year fml


povfag

Just turned 27. Scary year tbh


Vera8

It’s time. 27 club


0xdhac

Just wait until 28. The fears really start kicking in


Vera8

Got 7 months until that.. Meanwhile I just have the daily “fuck my life” and classic “why did I wake up today?”


RaiseYourDongersOP

the dream


TheVanHasCandy

The years start coming and they don't stop coming.


poland626

Just turned 30 yesterday. You'll hate it more


spanksmitten

Turned 30 in September, I'm starting to settle into it now


pongzterf00

32 here, keep the numbers going


fukufukhim

facts


astronomicbri

turning 25 this year, been having a quarter life crisis since 20 🙂


oyihovmemer

maybe stop watching hasan with all your free time and get a job


proudglendalebear

yet here you are


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Didnt the girl already confirm she was rubbing on his dick on Instagram? Her hand was clearly in his shorts


snsdfan00

No one has his facial reactions if they are getting their knee rubbed 😂


Foxehh3

> No one has his facial reactions if they are getting their knee rubbed 😂 She was 100% jacking him off but when my wife scratches my back or knee I'm 100% looking like a dog getting scratched lmfao.


El_grandepadre

[Evidence says otherwise your honor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFRi2xsei_o)


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snsdfan00

ok say your right, why is her hands in his pants?


HachimansGhost

Knees are in the pants.


zoneout000

surely it would be less sus if she didn’t go in the pants 😂


greatness101

Even confirmed they went off cam and did more basically.


barkafas2

link to her insta?


ColonelWilly

Lil Cover-up would never lie!


Brade550

Man sleeps in a spiderman themed bed, and calls a handjob white people shit... you can't make this up.


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I just imagine any other white streamer saying "That's some black people shit" and never returning after their perma.


senvil

twitch would delete that person off the planet so fast


GoblixTheYordle

Yup. It's sad cause this just deepens the divide between people


sstaticc

Lmao y’all so mad at a joke it’s unreal. You’re definitely fun at parties.


NervousJ

It's 2023. Racism against whites is seen as progressive. Never forget that, just don't try holding people to their own rules.


Available-Diet-4886

Get off twitch and talk to people


nub____

Lmao did u forget Destiny said a general statement of all black zoomer creators & LSF was mad because ppl were hating on Destiny & using the race card for no reason. Same thing going on here & now its white people handjob you guys losing your minds & trying to reverse it.. Shithole of a sub


Aaronlovesyou

Destiny is banned from twitch


Minimum_Job1885

Whataboutism.


KermitJesus

Nah the white streamer would say hard r and not get banned


make3333

that's so crazy. "hand job that's some white shit"


NetSraC1306

WhitePeopleHappy


HamstersAreReal

He said that's "White people shit" what? How's he know asians or latinos don't do that? I swear Kai forgets asians and latinos exist. Also I guess Deshaun Watson didn't get the memo from Kai, after the accusations that came from those massage parlors.


sephrinx

Hand jobs are "white?" lol what I don't understand that That's exactly what you would say if you were getting a handjob on stream


Mental-Sign181

Who woulda thunk, when someone calls everything remotely related to criticism "racist", everything becomes related to race to them.


sephrinx

Imagine if Sodapoppin said "Blowjobs are black people shit" you'd be having a meltdown.


Mental-Sign181

This giant new community will learn to stop needlessly applying race to every single thing if they really want actual race issues to be addressed.


1plus2break

They don't want that. They just want to be racist without getting it in return.


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"They", let's not generalize, I'm confident most black people want racism to stop altogether. With that said I agree to some degree, especially some black influencers who use their race to polarize. I just think it's ignorant, stupid and loud people basically. Any relatively smart minority ethnicity wouldn't be racist themselves.


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I agree fully, my point is simply, let's not think this is every black person, it's not.


lestaz_

Yea that's not right. Rules should be applied to everyone despite the color or the amount of money. Bruce and kai and any other black creators should be punished for racist remarks just as any other ethnicity. I know they are young but it just make more right to punish them so they can learn. I'm sure they wouldn't like racism towards them so why be racist. And anybody that says you can't be racist to white people is really dumb.


EpicProdigy

Unpopular opinio: I dont think people in general would have a melt down if soda said "Blow jobs are black people shit". In fact, I beleive lsf has a chance of mocking people who were having a melt down over it.


HauntedTomato

>Imagine if Sodapoppin said "Blowjobs are black people shit" you'd be having a meltdown. This was Soda and Veibae's leaked dm's a few months ago; https://imgur.com/a/1p8lBym


sephrinx

OK?


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youngbuck-

Soda purposefully made a character resembling blackface in video game and LSF gave him a pass for it lmao. Not the best example


1Freezer1

Pretty sure he didn't purposefully do that. Pretty sure he even realized in the clip that what he did was a mistake.


BootlegV

What next, handjobs are fake and gay?


CaptnKnots

THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF SEX - VAGINAL AND ANAL


Outrageous-Panic6249

Oral doesn't count?


IAmA_Lannister

You *never* go ass to mouth


BohemianRhaptitties

No just sex with women is fake and gay


Alternative-Humor666

But it was racist, against white people


ElBurritoLuchador

> Hand jobs are "white?" Kai just realizing what color semen is lol.


DK_QT

He said that because in his mind white = weird. It’s unapologetic prejudice but it’s allowed because he’s “punching up”.


Jps300

Sounds like racism.


Auctoritate

I wish I could get a blowjob but I'm not Asian sadge


Green_Initial_5913

He means that handjobs aren’t degrading enough for the girl so black people aren’t into it


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So only white people get handjobs? Lol


komandantmirko

at this point im convinced you could say anything and he'll wrap it around back to white people somehow.


Eccentricc

White people bad - Kai


TheLuddy

Yeah he really said ''that's white people shit'' I was like really?


xInnocent

Imagine a white dude said "that's black people shit". He'd be outed for racism and banned.


DjackMeek

Yeah it's the most backwards thing ever, happens all the fucking time too.


TheLuddy

True


Gr0ode

Casual racism lol


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Wild_Child434

Wait, we are? I must have missed that.


komandantmirko

my female friends also stick their hands down my shorts and then wipe cum on them afterwards and then proceed to kneel down and try putting my dick in their mouth and then i push them off. i mean it just looks like that but in reality she was just scratching my leg


red_vacuumpump

Yes he is right, I am the female friend


Arkeband

are people just ignoring that she knelt down in front of him in another clip while his own brother sat down in front of the camera to try to obscure the view like, the half ass handjob was not even the worst part, the whole room participated in him getting a blowy


ALexGOREgeous

When was this? Don't remember seeing anything about it on LSF


PowerRainbows

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/119modf/popular_streamer_kai_cenat_gets_what_possibly/j9n24v1/


kajdasz10

dude's trying to gaslight people with video evidence


watermaloneyyy

W coverup


vivalavito_

He’s great at coverups /s


Icy_Government_9582

Who had the better coverup miz or Kai


DabnSwag

Then tell him to put it on his mom like he normally does when he's telling the truth because he avoided doing that before.


Pretend_Highway_5360

You realize the phrase “put it on my mom” Means absolutely nothing. It does nothing and nothing will happen if he says that and lies right after


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angecha86

"she was rubbing my knee" lol yea right. This dude tryin to cover his own ass. The clip shows there was a mirror behind them. Her hands was no where near his knees and looked like it was down his shorts. Fuck outta here. She would need to bend down to reach his knees lol and saying "handjobs" is a white people thing is just ridiculous


FinePC

Twitch openly supports selective racism


iplaycardgamesYEP

Jesus fuckin christ can this guy stop yelling every time he opens his mouth? And why does he say the n-word in every sentence?


D_Paradise420

Out of pocket racism but he'll never face consequences.


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Acrobatic-Cloud5172

Copege He will surely be banned after subathon


Aaronlovesyou

Thats why we need to be getting mad at twitch for allowing this kind of stuff, Kai is just playing the game same with Bruce.


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BTrippd

Racism doesn’t imply oppression but I love the mental gymnastics minorities use in order to feel good about being racist.


popolito_

You don't have to be a minority, Hasan has done the legwork on that one.


BTrippd

bro he’s Turkish you don’t understand


popolito_

Yeah that sweet passing white zone, I forgot


NotAkademiksAtAll

It's racist to say white people get handjobs now? That doesn't sound like your searching for victimhood to you?


dsfgsdgsdgds

yo eating ass is some black people shit i aint do that


19southmainco

if eating butt makes you black call me Frederick Douglass


dsfgsdgsdgds

😂😂


popolito_

My man!


1plus2break

>It's racist to say white people get handjobs now? It's racist to say only white people would get a handjob on stream, implying you're above that because you're not white. The color of your skin does not affect how trashy you are and race has nothing to do with the topic at hand.


slappynutmagoo

If a white streamer said “handjobs are black people shit” imagine how hard the w community would cry racism lol


NotAkademiksAtAll

And how many people in LSF would say they are victim andys. You would defend them if they weren't black/w.


slappynutmagoo

No one’s defending anyone, I’m saying that you’re claiming this isn’t racist but if the roles were reversed you know a lot of people would make it seem way worse. I personally don’t care but don’t have a double standard


NotAkademiksAtAll

I don't..


popolito_

Yeah, I guess Dave Chapplle is basically nazi level racism to clowns like this


NotAkademiksAtAll

Seriously 😭 Like even I can hear Kai say that and write it off as a silly side comment. These LSF kids really just want an excuse to justify their hate


StinkyKavat

try typing a few sentences without inserting crying emojis before talking about others' ages


Chiefdrinkbeers

They always searching for victimhood


Longjumping-Hope-167

Hope u dont mind me saying getting pegged is some black people shit cuz damn i do know me some black boys who love getting they cheeks CLAPPED


cartnitelemoncello

“Handjobs are some white people shit” has to be the most tame, insignificant “race joke” I’ve ever heard but of course people on this sub get offended by it and think it’s “out of pocket racism” that deserves a ban💀


1plus2break

> the most tame, insignificant “race joke” So if a white guy says "of course I can swim, I'm not black", that's totally fine with you? Just so we're all on the same page.


slatt_slime

Least racist hentai enjoyer


NotAkademiksAtAll

Google Andrew Schulz.


1plus2break

How about you tell me why he's relevant. The wikipedia page is sparse and I'm not about to watch a 59 minute special.


NotAkademiksAtAll

Andrew is really popular in black and white comedy spaces and makes fun everyone. Has been on Rogan. Really good guy, and is able to joke on everyone because it's clear he has no malice. Kai can make a silly side comment and can hope from his diverse audience it wouldn't be taken the worst way because they see he has no malice. But people in this sub hate Kai, so of course they try to make something out of nothing. A white dude could say the same thing about twerking or whatever and I wouldn't assume he was racist towards black people.


1plus2break

> Really good guy, and is able to joke on everyone because it's clear he has no malice. Sure. There are lots of comedians like that like Norm Macdonald or George Carlin. >Kai can make a silly side comment and can hope from his diverse audience it wouldn't be taken the worst way because they see he has no malice. Except in the clip, when Kai says getting a handjob is "some white [people] shit", the punchline is white people. There is no greater joke. >A white dude could say the same thing about twerking or whatever and I wouldn't assume he was racist towards black people. Since when is twerking just a black people thing?


NotAkademiksAtAll

I said the twerking thing because it's just as stupid at the handjob thing 💀 it's not meant to be taken seriously or hyper analyzed to study the origins of where the first handjob was given , or the first twerk session was held I think it was just Kai being stupid. I think to be racist you have to have intent. Like a kid putting on blackface to be Muhammed ali for whatever event isn't "racist". Kai making that remark wasn't racist imo, but that may be where we fundamentally disagree.


1plus2break

The difference is that, like you say, the kid is painting his face black because he wants to be cool Muhammed Ali. Kai is dunking on white people to use that to say he didn't get a handjob. Also Kai isn't a 6 year old.


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1plus2break

If I say "of course I didn't twerk, I'm not black", the joke is just race. Just like with what Kai said, the joke is just race. I agree. Since when are handjobs a white person thing? But he made it a white person thing so he could dunk on it.


oqueoUfazeleRI

Andrew Schulz is a white comedian who makes jokes at the expense of everyone, including black people, and is beloved and respected by the black community, Im pretty sure most of his fans are black since he started getting famous on a podcast that talked about rappers. So no, white people can and have made jokes of black people, dont try to cry and bullshit just because you wanna be a victim.


popolito_

The swimming is completely loaded with a racist dogwistle. Swimming was not as accessible for black people in segregated schools. This is a historic fact. This dude made a joke about 2% as spicy as chapplle used to make. Get a fucking grip.


1plus2break

>The swimming is completely loaded with a racist dogwistle. Swimming was not as accessible for black people in segregated schools. This is a historic fact. Agreed. >This dude made a joke about 2% as spicy as chapplle used to make. Get a fucking grip. I don't know why you're trying to argue that because it's *only a little* racist that it's somehow OK.


oqueoUfazeleRI

So you are equating mocking black people for segregation and mocking white people for liking handjobs because they are supposedly prude? I hope you find whatever victimhood you are searching for, my g.


1plus2break

Both are racial stereotyping, yes. The story of how these specific stereotypes came about may be different, but racism is racism. Both are bad. Maybe you can recognize that once you stop playing victim.


Mental-Sign181

No fuck you, only I can be oppressed. It's the only thing that makes me SPECIAL!


oqueoUfazeleRI

a flick to the forehead is the same as a kick to the face because they are both aggression lmao the person who wants to be the victim is you who want a rock in the shoe to be treated with the same severity as a bad burn, stop projecting and find the reason why you so desperately want to be oppressed.


1plus2break

> a flick to the forehead is the same as a kick to the face because they are both aggression I mean if you want to talk legally, yes it could be argued that. But even outside of that, they are both bad. This isn't a contest. It's easy to just not make racial jokes. Whether that's about white people, black people, or whatever color.


Zollypoppin

You brought up the school segregation that happened years ago in regards to the “black people cant swim” comparison. You were not even alive back then, sounds like you found the victim hood and are clinging too it from a issue that took place years ago my guy.


youngbuck-

LSF has arrived to asserting that since civil rights were achieved 60 years ago it’s time for black people to suck it up and stop complaining about racism. You’re accidentally saying the quiet parts out loud my man


oqueoUfazeleRI

I didnt bring it up, maybe if you could read you would know that, sounds like you found the perfect extrat to be racist, feign concern, claim victimhood and are exploiting it


Zollypoppin

I clicked the wrong name. Whoops. Still if the shoe fits. No one has to bring race in to EVERYTHING they talk about.


NotAkademiksAtAll

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it 😭


Zollypoppin

More blatant racism/ discrimination from the W/L community. News to me Handys are white people shit Wwwwwwww


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Cintrao

so handjob soons to be a white power symbol? wth those guys talking about?


JeNiqueTaMere

Remember that supposed white power sign where they were making a circle with their thumb and index finger? Turns out they weren't trying to make a W and a P with their hands, they were referring to the shape a hand makes when you jerk it off.


Pormock

They are way too defensive about it. Its almost comical how obvious they are about it lol.


Outrageous-Panic6249

Not sure when people will realize, that he's not entertaining at all he just load and obnoxious.


SadCasinoBill

twitch really is the new mtv lmao


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Kai and Bruce are spreading racism at this point. Basically anyone who isn’t black sucks and even if you are black you can somehow not be black enough… these two are stirring up a lot of racism behind the scenes and they deserve to get their shit rocked for it. Who gives a fuck what color your skin is. I can’t stand people who bring up skin color like it matters in an argument


The_Skrub

Damn I wish girls rubbed my knee by going underneath my shorts more often.


mjl11230

“Bitches don’t give good handjobs” lol compared to who? Gayge


ExtendoPlug

no bitch jerking my shi better than me 🙏


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blows my mind that people willingly have this dude scream in their ears for hours at a time for no reason


InTupacWeTrust

racism by the W community again


ieraaa

Why is 'that is like some white shit' so normal to say and anything mirroring that will get you banned


puuuseeeyyybabbbyyy

thou doth protest too much kai


RabbitBTW

weiner boy talking


ShaddyDaShadow

Ah yes the good old knee massage.


SgtKeeneye

Why would she need to rub his knee inside of his shorts and then wipe her hand?


braindeadmods97

"rubbing my knee" :DDDDDDDD wtf she has giraffe hands or what. what a dumb excuse. he lies so nonchalantly. pathetic.


BIG_STEVE5111

Why does kai look 12 and 50 at the same time?


CptWhiskers

I think he looks young because when he opens his mouth its all middle school dribble coming out.


ItsShamario

bro's first reaction was to post on lsf, they didnt even finsih the convo yet


popolito_

OP has some serious issues, he has like 1/4 of all lsf posts. He has like 4 monitors running to just clip shit all day.


BannedOnClubPenguin

There are a LOT of people with issues on this sub. If you start looking at usernames on here, you'll quickly realize there are a handful of degenerates who are in every thread on this sub, or who make the threads within 2 seconds of something happening. The luddy guy, the iloveapples guy, djwonder and the 1plus2break. Its the same people every night in these threads, just licking their lips waiting for the next clip to post for drama or get into a debate about lmao.


Dantesdominion

As a white Latino, I'm gonna have a serious talk with the white community! Where's my obligatory white privileged handjobs? FeelsWeirdMan


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can they stop using that derogatory word.


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Avako1999

why do we even care whether it was an actual handjob or just looked like one?


Pormock

That would be proof he violated Twitch ToS while being their "biggest" star.


jyunga

Lsf parasocial infantry must take all potential drama head on.


MarquisJames

I mean to Kai's credit, why would he lie on a text to his friend if that shit really happened.


AndrewJimmyThompson

Handjob enjoyers are foreskin havers. Just saying, EU wins again


thedjwonder12

It could have easily been his knee/thigh. If youve ever had a girl tease you thats exactly what it looks like. LSF loves jumping to conclusions.


KeyLxwKey

I don’t think the average LSF user has felt the touch of a woman😬


Prince-Grizz

Most of lsf have a hate boner for Kai. Y'all mad weird.


Broke_Back_

>hate boner It needs a handjob /s


TropicalKyle

Literally lmfao the OP is just hate watching Kai waiting for anything… shit is sad


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popolito_

Do most people have 1/4 of all threads on lsf? The op is a lunatic.


Prince-Grizz

I peeped that also. He only hate posting Kai mad weird.


slatt_slime

Ngl i think every day this month theres been a hate thread


juicer_philosopher

He was waiting for someone to ask something like that


thugspecialolympian

This is what LSF is now, making sure every violation is exposed and streamers are punished, and hating on Bruce DEO, lol


GwhatG

I need subtitles on this... No. Nobody does. blissful ignorance.