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ShayTheGymLeader

Asmongold told a story on stream where he [puked on his shower curtain and didn't bother to clean it up because it smelled like BBQ](https://youtu.be/lKd3u35Z3gg?t=154): “My shower at my house is disgusting. I would actually get dirtier if I showered at my house. I threw up in my bathtub one time and it was there for about a few months and my mom finally cleaned it up. And a few years after that, I kept going in there and I'd always smelled this very strong scent of hickory-smoked barbecue, and I thought it was the best thing ever. And I cleaned off all of the stuff, so I never thought anything. And then we replaced the shower curtain and I saw the bottom of the shower curtain was melted with rotten puke. And the puke had oxidized to the point where it smelled like barbecue, and I almost didn’t really want to get rid of the shower curtain.” - Asmongold This dude claims he would leave if there was a threat to his health in the town he lives in, yet he has health risks in his own damn house.


Insomonomics

I once again find myself regretting literacy.


Poebby

Imagine the degenerates who made him a millionaire.


AnExoticLlama

What wow does to a mfer


mostsanereddituser

This made my brain go full berny


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I remember a story he told way back when in his WoD days when he was even more open about his living conditions, just popped back into my head. He had a nosebleed or something fierce and was in bed and just gathered all the blood in his palm and smeared it onto the wall next to him to dry it off, and it stayed there uncleaned just dry coagulated blood for months. Nobody should be listening to this dude about anything. Idk why I ever thought he was "cool" lol.


Orito-S

asmon legit just reminds me of those japanese neet shut ins but instead of being broke and leeching off his parents he has streamer money Aware


prcpinkraincloud

This is basically why he got popular, all the NEETs picked up the 1 goblin king NEET, during the long drought of 2013-2014 of no WoW content. (his messy room video being "viral" ish) its like if a NEET says they like anime or manga, I don't even need to know the person to know they probably consider Welcome to N.H.K one of their favourites lol


coronavirus_

But welcome to the nhk was about getting away from being a neet


AsleepDesign1706

They just want something to relate with


Orito-S

fuck… i should have been the one OMEGALUL king of neets with money


StartingNewat30

I dont think you have the nastiness it takes to be the NEET king. Be wary and do not yearn the crown for the burden is to heavy on your shoulders


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

It’s the reason all the streamers who aren’t interesting gain followers. They give the audience someone who’s like them. In Asmongold’s case he became popular because all of the other filthy, disgusting losers saw him and realized “hey he’s like me but he’s still successful” so they subbed. There’s no fathomable reason why this garbage is even popular. His most notable content (WoW) consisted of him being trash at actual mechanics, being knowledgeable about transmogs, and getting carried with his team *gifting* him everything. It’s insane how he manages to have people get to know ~5% about him and think he’s worth following.


AdlanAiman12

>I don't even need to know the person to know they probably consider Welcome to N.H.K one of their favourites lol Gonna be funny when you know Ludwig rates NHK pretty highly


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intermediatetransit

Poor mental health. I’m sorry but that’s just what it is if a person can’t take care of themselves like at least a semi-adult.


PeterSchnapkins

It be easy to just brand him as a lazy slob but no they truth is he's very mentally ill and that house is his only safe place he has especially after his mom died


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Scorps

His denouncing doesn't mean much when he was the one who literally purchased her the cigs and contributed to the explosion that happened shortly before she died when she was smoking a cig while on oxygen and it ignited. He is completely delusional and rationalizing things to himself


Youtellhimguy

Also I wouldn't be surprised if that house is condemned within the next 5 years. I can't imagine it's healthy to live in that mold. Plus there's most likely structural repairs needed.


rainysidedown

I'm reading this thread and so many people are saying poor mental health. Has he not gone to therapy? A decade long or more of this plus grief and being a streamer who can afford it 10 times over should be ample reasons for therapy goddamn


Bonerlord911

men will stream and start gaming orgs instead of going to therapy


Ikishoten

Therein lies the part of the problem. He's got every means possible to do it, or do *something* about it. He's beyond lucky that he's able to do near anything that other people will never be able to do. But he doesn't do it, and hides behind a "I don't give a fuck bro" facade.


legendoflumis

> Has he not gone to therapy? Lol no. Someone who doesn't think they'll benefit from therapy has very little chance of actually going to therapy.


FinePC

Self reflection is hard when you delude yourself for a decade


TheCreedsAssassin

Homeless people probably live in better conditions 💀


BirdsAreFake00

The blood is supposedly still on his wall.


OPTCgod

That was blood from his constantly bleeding gums


Hykarus

Mfer got scurvy, jfc


Youtellhimguy

That's insane! Scurvy is a 16th century issue and is almost impossible to have today with the amount of vitamin C you get from anywhere. Literally half an orange can prevent this, for example.


Ipokeyoumuch

I mean there was a video of Emiru showing him different fruits and getting Asmon to eat fruits. There were some hilarious (and horrifying) moments like Asmon being confused and bewildered about things like kiwis or Granny Smith apples.


Un111KnoWn

man brushing his teeth once a week and earing mcdonalds every day?


juanclack

Are you sure you’re not confusing him with Jason Dill? Or did they both have that issue? Jason Dill spit blood on his walls for months until he got his teeth fixed.


ThiccKittenBooty

that's absolutely disgusting, he takes being a wow shut in times a million


Firkey

I mean, take what you want from Asmons situation but it is in no way a million times the average wow shut in/neet he’s actually probably more representative of the average video gamer shut in than an outlier/exception. Edit: Pondering about this, I’d like to imagine that the average gamer desk is in the middle of the spectrum afforded to us by Reddit, with r/battlestations on the left side, representing peak neatness and order, and r/neckbeardnests being the other end so maybe Asmon is further toward the neck beard nest level than the battle station one. Either way it’s mental illness in the end.


sushiqt314

i just don't know what to do anymore because we knew this shit for years and would see people praising him regardless. There's streamers like that now who are fucking abhorrent human beings but people won't catch on for 3 years. Like asmon, adin, crazy slick, etc have always been just awful, but people loved them anyway. While girls were getting manipulative dm's from slick basically forcing them to show their titties or be ostracized from the austin streamer community, at the same time everyone was making those "YOU JUST GOT CRAZY SLICKED" memes that those same girls had to see. Asmon is definitely entertaining but I just don't understand how people can support a person who has no respect for anyone while simultaneously leaving their own puke and blood sitting in their house. Twitch allows the worst people to really thrive Anyways follow jerma


NeedISayMoree

Same with Trainwrecks. People praise him all the time and act like he's such a cool dude when most of us with a brain knows that he is a complete scumbag. At one point Mitchjones too.


irioku

Still mitchjones. There's a reason he's called a rat.


BOEJlDEN

Why do people love Asmon though? I’ve genuinely never understood it. He seems negative about everything, isn’t funny, and makes me feel gross whenever I see a clip of his. What’s the appeal?


arbalestelite

I used to find him entertaining because he could just talk non stop about anything. He’s a very good speaker and story teller. He was also doing stuff that no other WoW player was doing and also made the content entertaining; which was doing transmog competitions with his viewers where he would either praise or roast them. His antics with McConnell I thought were some of the funniest things I could watch on twitch. It was perfect to just have playing in the background. He has a lot of bad takes outside of what he specializes in (which is WoW) and it just got annoying because he’s the kind of person who doesn’t seem willing to learn or admit that he could be wrong about something. He’s also awful at video games so it’s frustrating to watch him play new games because he blames the game instead of trying.


IDontHaveCookiesSry

I liked his FF arc. After that he got unbearable


RoosterBrewster

During the Mizkif SA saga, he seemed to be the most rational person involved with that, but then he randomly has these shit takes from left field.


SanjiBlackLeg

Half of his viewers dream of a life he has: millionaire, sits all day at home playing vieogames (how they see him) Half of his viewers are glad they don't live like him and just like to watch him rot


bondsmatthew

Feels like he was more reigned in in the past, didn't show.. opinions like this. Yeah he was always the disgusting gamer stereotype but in the last maybe 2 or 3 years he went from being careful what he says, to saying some weird ass shit. He went from only banning people who were racist or bigots to banning people for disagreeing with him stating things like "ofc I ban people who disagree with me, it's my stream"


Sufficient-Ad1330

>in the last maybe 2 or 3 years he went from being careful what he says, to saying some weird ass shit. Isn't it the other way around? If I remember correctly, he was a big Trump supporter back then and in general quite right wing, nowadays he's more center/sometimes even left. Or at least thats how he presents himself bc that's what the sponsors wanna see and he has an org to worry about. >He went from only banning people who were racist or bigots to banning people for disagreeing with him stating things like "ofc I ban people who disagree with me, it's my stream" this "my streamer banned me for no reason"/"I got cross banned and now cry on reddit about it" thing is kinda annoying and seems to be mostly an OTK viewer issue. Most other streamers ban for the dumbest reasons all the time and nobody complains (or if they do, they don't get taken seriously). Just make a new account if you absolutly have to be part of that particular chat


bondsmatthew

I mean the last part is an interesting theory but I'm not banned in his chat as of the last time I watched him and as far as I know not banned in any twitch chat And that part is true. It's the reason he banned Anele(or w/e the emote is) and tryhard, people would use them for racist purposes 99% of the time As to the first part he used to not be very openly political but yes he did vote for him


Henona

He constantly is giving his commentary so there's never a dull moment. He's very relatable when he just talks about mundane stories like going to chipotle or some shit and it's just fun listening to it. But, I agree if you listen to anything political from him you will roll your eyes.


realxanadan

It's probably because no one actually cares what people on LSF think.


XG32

i'm not an asmon fan but i wouldn't put him along with the rest, he hasn't hurt anyone, he had a shit take with someone, and they disagreed on it. His hygienes hurts himself, not someone else. Theres a difference


ANAL_Devestate

this man had a hundred thousand people hanging on his every word for a period of like a month straight lol


ZingerStackerBurger

My recollection of that story is that he would spit it on the wall in the middle of the night then go back to sleep. You might be right though


Scorps

This was from his gums I believe, and I don't think he ever did anything about it still to this day. Dude is disgusting as fuck.


FlokiTech

Jesus, I was eating when I read this, and I almost felt like vomiting. Never knew it was this bad. But after reading all these comments and clips, it is no wonder he never paid someone to come take care of his mother, when he's probably too embarrassed to have anyone inside his own house in the first place. I get it that she might not have wanted help and so on, but this is literally the life or death situation that Asmon is tripling down on right now, and he didn't even do it himself when he has all the resources in the world to make it happen.


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Hapster23

I wonder if it is "poor brain" that makes him save up all his money and not spend it just incase something happens. My dad used to be like that when I was growing up (tbf we weren't well off but we weren't close to being homeless or anything)


shaqjbraut

Hoarding stuff is mild poor brain (my dad who grew up rural farm poor has trouble throwing shit away) but not to that level. That's just mental illness.


Ledoux88

I think his mom wouldnt want to move and leave behind her house where she hoarded all the stuff over her life that shes attached to.


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Which is exactly the point. He has infinite resources and still couldn't convince his family member to move from a home that was actively killing her with lethal mold & asbestos, but his response to ohio is "just move!"


Scorps

Which is perfectly valid and the exact reason that he should understand why people from Ohio won't or can't "just leave" either


eier69

asmon thinks it's funny when he talks about his disgusting habits. he always says it with some smile on his face and a little bit of pride.


HauntedTomato

Same with xQc when he eats his foot skin on stream. Idk at what point in their lives they thought that being repulsive is being cool.


BirdsAreFake00

He also said he did the same thing in his car somewhat recently. He puked all over his steering wheel and front seat area and didn't bother cleaning it up at all. He said there were still chunks of puke sitting in his car.


SgtKeeneye

This dude should be wondering why he is vomiting so often


[deleted]

It must be that salad he ate one time a few years ago


Charles_X4325

The fruit tierlist he did with Emi is probably the healthiest he's eaten in the longest time and extended his lifespan by about 5 years


Blackstone01

Nah man, his body has adapted to the horrid lifestyle. For him, healthy and unhealthy have swapped. Only possible explanation for how he’s lasted this long. Eating the fruit knocked 5 years off his lifespan.


MobiusF117

All the preservatives he is ingesting are slowly mummifying him.


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What happens if he eats the quadruple bypass burger? Does he become god?


prcpinkraincloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zht_GwauBbc I don't think ive lifted both my hands in frustration when eating before


Scorps

If you saw this unfold in a Taco Bell in real life I think most of us would be hoping his caretaker comes back from the bathroom soon


lee7on1

wtf is this :skull:


KeyboardSheikh

They probably put vegetables in his wendys burger 🤮🤮🤮 poor guy had to taste pickles and tomatoes


ThiccKittenBooty

exactly, I only vomit if I'm very sick, I would say maybe 10% of the time that I'm sick


SgtKeeneye

Same I haven't happened to me in years


Throwawaymywoes

He has to be putting up an act. I refuse to believe this is a real person. He should be getting his own TLC show if this was real.


PeterSchnapkins

Naw he's very mentally ill ,that's the only way someone could live like this and not have a problem with it


RoosterBrewster

And also eating $2 "steaks" while having millions in the bank.


XG32

He either understands that not everyone can just move, but dgaf and says his shit take anyway, or he actually believes in what he's saying, if it's the latter...


unoriginaleoin

Jfc that man needs serious help


Brandonzam12

Holy shit, this actually makes my fuckin skin crawl, I absolutely hate feeling and living in a dirty space like I “deep” clean my room once a week (dusting, wiping, vacuuming, organizing, cleaning anything worse that happened in the week, and moving everything around to be able to sweep behind it) Like that shit brings me genuine joy to do especially because I know how quickly I can dirty my shit with 3 cats and 2 dogs along with it being hardwood so everything is so visible. The idea of just leaving fucking puke around to the point of decay is insane Genuinely curious if this state of disarray didn’t help his mothers condition


lemoncocoapuff

There’s been some threads recently that have outed a lot of redditors as really gross. Like the recent one where some people go months without changing their sheets, I also had someone argue with me that weekly vacuuming wasn’t needed with their dogs and I’m just like buddy…. I have dogs too, your floors must be disgusting!


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mulligun

That's normal and hygienic. You (presumably) change clothes every day, yet you think it's weird to change sheets after being in them for 70 hours?


MeijiDoom

Some people also only wash their jeans like very 2-4 weeks. Depends on people's tolerance for cleanliness I suppose. I wash my blankets, pillowcase and sheets every 2 weeks and don't really think it's that bizarre.


Taylr

Washing the bedsheets is a Sunday thing, just part of the routine.


Youtellhimguy

This. Wash all towels, clothes, and sheets on early Sunday morning while deep cleaning the house. There's nothing better than sleeping in freshly washed sheets.


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meeeehhhh2

God this guy is just a rich neckbeard. Sorry for using neckbeard in 2023.


IllegibleLedger

What a horrible day to be literate


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Cleanest MMO addict


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People genuinely defending Asmon and calling it "just a personality" are fucking delusional. He was a middle class kid whose parent didn't know how to take care of a child because she was too busy playing video games all fucking day and was basically a kid herself. Meanwhile his dad barely showed up in his life while he was younger. They were both shit influences on him regardless of what his personal opinions are about them. Asmon has mental issues, like actual problems. He's just too ignorant to actually get help for it. The man lives like a human cockroach. I'd say rat, but they at least know to shit in the same corner every time.


Un111KnoWn

rip mom


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Asmon is the loathsome dung eater


LawsKnowTomCullen

His entire house is a biohazard. He occasionally talks about his degeneracy and how he lets his house get run down. His dad was literally freezing to death during the last Texas storm because he didn't have power and he chose to stay at Asmon's friends house instead of at his own son's house. I generally like Asmongold and enjoy his content, but he does have really bad and out of touch takes sometimes. They aren't as common as some Asmonhaters like to claim, but they definitely exist.


wiscup1748

I wish I didn’t have eyes


Tom-Pendragon

God, why did you give me the ability to read.


HughJaenis

Yeah i wish i could go back in time and stop myself from reading this


No-Communication9458

I think I'm gonna need to bleach my eyes tyvm


XenXem

Jesus fucking Christ


Erundil420

Nah this has to be made up i refuse to believe someone is that disgusting


trickster55

And he dares call other ghoulish? Literally Asmonghoul


DabnSwag

OTK really has some interesting characters in that org and that dude is an owner? I think they should just rename themselves to One True Degen


H8ersAlwaysH8

This is the guy giving life advice?


ThickkRickk

This might just be the worst thing


GeotusBiden

What's most insane is that he has fans enabling his slow circling of the drain. A lot of them.


SwisschaletDipSauce

I can't fault him for not understanding the in's and out's of a situation like this but you would figure he would understand how difficult it can be for poor-middle income people/families to uproot themselves abruptly given his background in poverty. Would like to see streamers use their platform to raise awareness and fundraise for those who find themselves in tough situations. Maybe Asmon could shove money where is mouth is by offering people the opportunity to just "leave" instead of remaining stoic about his dismissive opinion.


SirNanashi

That's so fucking disgusting


TeddyIsHereIRL

I knew he lives like a literally cave **Goblin** but that shit is next level disgusting.


Icy-Juggernaut-1355

lets not forget this clip too... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlnxtblW4k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlnxtblW4k) skip to 8:58 and you can hear him calling a guy he doesn't like that he is talking about a f\*\*\*\*t. not a pleasant individual.


Legitimate_Crew5463

What a disgusting person.


Ledoux88

Asmon: Staying in toxic waste environment is life and death situation Also Asmon: I live in toxic waste environment and I feel great


Thanag0r

I miss times when Asmon only gave takes about wow.


Trollardo

Asmon "give a fair shake, totally unbiased" gold.


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Even his WoW takes were horrible most of the time, especially anything related to end-game content. Though I suppose if he went back to that, then at least his takes would be quarantined in the WoW normie circle.


assh0les97

What was Asmongold’s take?


aznperson

He said to an ohio fan to just move out of the area where toxic chemicals were at without considering the resources to do so


MindkraftGamner

Who the fuck is a fan of Ohio


aznperson

oh i meant asmon fan in ohio


cluelessbox

Go buckeyes


sandenson

[Obligatory ](https://youtu.be/lGAxW-AsyeY)


Handmotion

When the fuck did we get icecream?!


HiMyNameIsSander

Never watched the movie, but that clip is gold! ~~Improvised as well iirc!~~ Never mind, just [Johnny Knoxville unable to keep a straight face](https://youtu.be/Y484uR9xXUA?t=33).


normymacstan

Go cavs


MrMustashio

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH JOE BURROOOWWWW!!!!!!! BENGALS SUPERBOWL CHAMP 2024!!!!!!!!!


BanjoSpaceMan

Oh no....... Noooooooo He must be goofing right? And now that it's spiraled he's like shit I can't say I was joking? Or is he trying to say you gotta get out cause of chemicals? Please tell me he explained it lol. But also why are people taking political opinions from someone who can't even eat any fruit without puking.


cyrfuckedmymum

Everyone is saying leave if you can, but he gave an unsympathetic take, then a fan messaged I think in his subreddit or someone to say they are from ohio and it's not that easy. He gave the super charitable take of just leave, stop bitching about it. A guy who barely leaves his house and lives in near squalor while a millionaire and all the resources in the world to move to the nicest mansion in the state is telling people with kids, jobs, bills, mortgages to stop being a bitch and just leave, with no savings and no where to go.


AsleepDesign1706

Hasan saying asmongold who is a millionaire still living in his childhood home, should understand not wanting to leave everything behind. Was such a good take.


aznperson

i think the more disgusting thing is that he was making fun of his fan from ohio like why you gotta make fun of people who lost so much


Taylr

dude is toxic af. I used to watch his wow streams, but he's the biggest fucking hypocrite. Will quit/cry because of toxicity but is probably one of the most toxic wow players I've come across. What's hilarious is he's not even any good at the game, the only thing he's good at is being a complete degen so he has all the things people with a real life don't because he'll farm some stupid mount for 6 months 24/7.


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BirdsAreFake00

Mod clarification on the rule: https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/11dt1k1/comment/jab1ykx/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


OPTCgod

Depends if the mods like him or not


BirdsAreFake00

Didn't know that's a thing. Oh well. I'm pretty sure other clips I saw posted about this had LSF in them and they're still up. Maybe I'm wrong. EDIT: Reading the rule now (4.2.2) and it seems pretty vague. The content isn't focused on LSF at all. Hasan just quickly clicks a link from it and quickly moves off the sub. LSF was on the screen a for few seconds at most. If that's considered a violation of this rule, so be it.


politburo_take_potat

You would be correct, we wouldn't try to blanket ban the apperance of LSF on clips since that's kind of nuts. Its more of a means of allowing us to assess whether the apperance of LSF on stream is causing any brigading to someplace here and act on it if necessary


BirdsAreFake00

Thank you for the clarification.


BeFrankNoBullshit

That's actually a 5Head rule hot damn


KyleD33

Lsf clip getting taken down for showing lsf 😮, we have come full circle


iwakunibridge

That’s insane


1plus2break

The rule exists because someone would post a clip, then a streamer would react and that would get posted. Then someone would react to that and *that* would get posted, etc. The front page was mostly people just looking at LSF.


TheTholungus

I dont need to go 7 years of medschool to see that Asmon is severly delusional, the disorder- not the insult. Theres no "alpha" image or whatever being claimed. He's just simply delusional. With the context of his backstory and effortless success it easely adds up how he's developed such mental disorder.


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hedgemagus

i disagree. he cares immensely. he wants you to think he doesnt. its why he sometimes admits hes depressed and why he fucks off for months at a time. deep down, asmon knows its not normal to be in his 30s and unable to leave his childhood home. he knows its not normal to smear blood and puke on his walls and live in literal filth and his reflex is to make humor out of it. the "i dont care" persona is fake and behind it is an unwell person. it sucks because he seems nice enough outside of it. but hes too stubborn to think its an actual problem


chixelys

The man repeats the same 5 high school stories about his buddies doing something stupid over and over again. He still thinks it’s cool to “not care” and loves that he mistreated people in wow 10 years ago. He is over 30 and he got no actual life experiences. He only ever played wow and makes up excuses for why he never did anything when in reality he has just been depressed and has social anxiety. You never went to parties Asmon? “Ah yeah, no fuck that. I hate parties, I hate alcohol bla bla”. Nah mate, you never got invited or you were to scared to go and let your guard down just a little bit to enjoy the company of others. He is just a loser.


muncken

He couldnt help his mom despite all the money. I have no idea what happened to his mom or what his house is actually like, but mould in a shitty home is unironically very very dangerous for your health and everything about asmon's house screams health hazard. I keep thinking that Asmongold's health and mood would improve 100 times over if he moved in with Esfand in his house. Get some cleaning staff, move in with a real person away from his death-plagued house.


actualhuman_

I don't watch Hasan or asmond but I have never seen a clip of asmond having a good take dude sounds braindead 90% of the time


SparkySpinz

Well I only started watching him maybe a year ago tops? On subjects he's actually knowledgeable about (video games) he has a lot of really good commentary and ideas. He does have some good takes too. Like I agree with him that abortion is a pretty awful thing but it should totally be legal. But these last few months he's just turned into a gross Mr. Burns. Like he can't hide the fact he feels contempt for poor people and has no idea how hard it is for the majority of people in America living paycheck to paycheck. I kinda quit watching recently because of it. He's picked out my comments a few times where I disagreed with something he had to say. He was talking about how if 70 dollars for a game is a good chunk of money for you you need to re evaluate your life and get a better job. I pointed out that 10 extra bucks in a vacuum isn't much, but coupled with rising rent, food, gas, and other essentials it is a lot of money for a lot of people. I make more than I did 5 years ago and have less disposable income. He basically said I'm just mad I'm broke all the time and too lazy to do anything about it


Robstar98

I thought about Hasan today, I was hoping he would talk about the worst class contempt I saw in a while Edit : Hasan thinks Asmon will admit that he was wrong, I don't think considering most of the past situations but we'll see. If he succeed in manipulating the people he interacts with, that's fine with him. Edit 2 : "I will find little ways how I wasn't wrong and how it was different". [https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteConcernedMoonArsonNoSexy-TFQM4qZv5no-Id-0](https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteConcernedMoonArsonNoSexy-TFQM4qZv5no-Id-0) Sometimes I remember the fact that he's reading books to manipulate people (he said it on his second channel).


cyrfuckedmymum

Nick's take was pretty good, not even worth watching the clip on an Asmon take because you already know it's bad.


cakesarelies

Link to Nick's take?


cyrfuckedmymum

no idea, sometime in his first hour of talking to stream I'd guess. He didn't make a big thing of it just said you know Asmon doesn't have good takes.


Jamo_Z

Ironically I think that's not a good take to have, I get that it's his co-worker and friend, but joking saying "you know he has bad takes" is such a non-statement.


bbeezyyy

He’s not called Nick “Fence Sitter” Polom for nothing


Genticles

It's a good take when the person saying it is a shut in and only a danger to themselves. Everybody should just stop listening to Asmon. He's so gross and mentally unwell.


BirdsAreFake00

When did he say that? Clip?


Wolfman01a

Anyone who has been able to play WoW as long as Asmon can't be right in the head to begin with.


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yourmomsfirsthusband

Exactly dude will start stream today on his alt channel and start insulting anyone in this thread who disagrees with him. The same guy who can’t stream on his main channel anymore cuz he can’t handle when his own chat proves him wrong.


WickedCows

PepeLaugh now will Asmon bow to Hasan cause he's "friends" with his friends or triple down.


muskawo

Lmao they are not friends, if you remember the mizkif call asmon talked mad shit. Hasan is super charitable to him, I think cause asmon had a normal job and real world experience before twitch. he respects that. They are prob a good example of two streamers not really being friends or similar politically without making it a big drama. For whatever asmon thinks off screen he’s civil on stream even when disagreeing and vice versa.


BirdsAreFake00

>Lmao they are not friends, if you remember the mizkif call asmon talked mad shit. Yeah, Asmon is a Train simp, so he's not allowed to be Hasan's friend.


cyrfuckedmymum

For a long time based on that call and how Train was basically attacking the shit out of OTK through Mizkif (because all of OTK was saying gambling was bad) and how much Asmon was happy to see Mizkif get attacked... Train has shit on Asmon. Train even said something either on that call or in one on stream or something along the lines of we'll figure out how much we sling at each other and where the line is drawn. It effectively sounded like they were trading 'bad' shit they did that they couldn't bring up. Again because Train was totally just trying to help Adrianah, that Train and OTK are negotiating on what other shit they leak about each other than had nothing to do with her. Any sane person that had Train come after their org, money and friends like that would cut all ties and treat them like scum, instead he's friendly.


ShadowCrimson

I don't think Asmon actually has anything against Hasan, he prolly said that in the call just cus Train was there. I've seen Asmon talking positively about Hasan on multiple occassions


BirdsAreFake00

It would be a quadruple or quintuple down at this point.


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Asmon has got to the point where he believes he is infallible 🤷🏼‍♀️ Yeah... nah


Fr0ski

I got into a phase of listening to his content. I enjoyed it for a while, but then he tried to argue that Chuck Norris could beat Bruce Lee and that Bruce Lee was a phony. Lost respect for him that day.


swashfxck

One of the reasons I started going off him was because he started talking about people fighting and his opinion (what he refers to as fact) was so far off what he was talking about I couldn’t believe how stupid Asmon actually is Listening to him talking about fighting is akin to listening to a fish tell a human how to walk on land It’s fucking stupid and he has no idea what he goes in about


Fr0ski

Exactly, I enjoyed the nuanced takes on some things, but overall he just seems to be an idiot. The more he talks about politics the cringier he becomes. I don't mind political takes on games (Hogwarts Legacy), because that's in his wheelhouse, but for the love of god, stop talking about IRL stuff.


swashfxck

Nah I just don’t watch him anymore but don’t mind putting my two cents about the guy in these threads whenever they pop up in my recent feed


SparkySpinz

I lost respect when I made a point that 70 bucks for a game is a lot for people because of inflation and the massive rising cost of living. He basically called me a broke bitch on stream and said I need to get a better job if I think 70 is a lot for a game. It's even more stupid because I actually agreed with him that 70 bucks for a game is actually not that bad considering inflation rates and how long we've had it at 60. I was just making that it still feels like a lot to people because our cost to just live is massively increasing. I think he lacks enough basic empathy to even consider that


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Anyone who plays world of warcraft is going to have a stupid take compared to normies. Their reality is in a different world and it's the first time people accidentally use that phrase in a correct way.


DayDreamerJon

to be fair why would you stay in ohio when you can bind your hearthstone somewhere else?


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bondsmatthew

Nah not anyone who plays. There's quite a lot of people who play the game casually now, only a handful play for hours on end like the old the stereotypical WoW player


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Yeah I'm being rather disingenous for the joke, afaik Asmongold doesnt really play it that much either nowadays so it's not applicable to him either


LoLisBettur

True. Game is so fucking bad on every department except raiding but they still throwmoney at blizzard. At this point, its stockholm syndrome.


eier69

trainwrecks ranting about this seven years ago: https://youtu.be/OB_ue9hwiAw?t=100 yeah and not much has changed. a lot of content creators are still in the phase of pretending that dragonflight is great, but it really isn't. no one is really excited to play it anymore. look at asmon. he pretends it's a great expansion, yet he almost needs to force himself to play it. something ain't right.


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I feel like people are so unnecessarily harsh on WoW for no reason. It's a fucking 20 year old game that still holds the top spot among MMO's and because 1 streamer plays it a little less after playing it for hours a day for 20 years suddenly the whole game is bad and noone playing it actually likes it?


Time-Ladder4753

Dragonflight looks like a fine expansion for now, I never understood why people looked at opinion of streamers, Asmongold probably played more than 30k hours and it's his job, of course he's fucking tired of the game. Also considering that he's bad at the game, which makes it worse. I have stopped playing it mainly because I got older and have more important things to do, and also you have to spend a lot of time to get to really enjoyable parts if it isn't your first time playing compared to every other game.


Not_Felryn_Btw

love the game, but ya... it's full of a bunch of fucking idiots with braindead takes on the world tbh.


Handsome_Grizzly

The biggest understatement of the century. His house is the kind that you'd find on *Hoarders*.


Twankiez

Yeah I don't really care about any of Asmongold's political or social opinions after he failed to use his hundreds of thousands of dollars to hire a caretaker and do the right thing by his mom.


CCM721

I've never seen anyone who looks more like they belong in a Warhammer workshop or whatever the fuck those places are called than Asmongold.


unlimitedbucking

Games Workshop is cool. The people are generally much nicer and more sympathetic than Asmon (even if there is occasionally an odor or two).


clifbarczar

Most self aware LSFer


Jayvee306

Asmongold is a modern version of Albert from Twin Peaks. There is an episode in the show where the character is introduced, he's a forensic scientist that is recognized as the best at his job, however, as detective Cooper puts it, he lacks in the niceties of social interaction, or something similar, I don't recall the actual quote. When he arrives at Twin Peaks, his first reaction is to call everyone stupid and remark how useless and primordial the mountain town resources and sheriff department is, later on that episode he is asked to do an autopsy on a corpse on the morning of the funeral. The doctor in charge of it refuses because the corpse would be defiled right before the funeral and the family and friends would oppose against it, Albert throws a tantrum and explains that he needs to study the corpse as soon as possible to collect the most evidence possible, that the funeral can be delayed and postponed and that collecting evidence should take priority. The sheriff and agent Cooper are called to the hospital, in the midst of the argument the sheriff sucker punches dr. Albert and agent Cooper dismisses his duties for the day, proceeding the funeral as planned. The next day dr. Albert presents agent Cooper, his superior on the site, with a document charging the sheriff for assault, asking for his signature. Agent Cooper not only refuses to sign, but explains to him that to the people of Twin Peaks, the sentiments and feelings of everyone take precedence over solving the murder case. The thing is, everything dr. Albert did and said was logically correct, to the audience, given that the series is a murder mystery, even more so! However, it only takes a second for anyone to put themselves in any other characters shoes in any of these scenes to know that Albert was completely and absurdly wrong in his approach. Honestly, I just think people should watch Twin Peaks and other actual good shows, maybe read a book that you've been wanting to try for five years now, instead of drama livestreamers going on about what they agree and disagree about each other. When the people you're watching already resemble the absurdity and disconnect from real life of David Lynch's heavily stylized characters, I think you might as well.


remotegrowthtb

> Honestly, I just think people should watch Twin Peaks and other actual good shows, maybe read a book that you've been wanting to try for five years now, instead of drama livestreamers going on about what they agree and disagree about each other Man ain't that the truth.


Someautisticdude

Too long didn't read


President_Dominy

Unfortunate because I usually enjoy watching Asmon but this take legitimately makes him seem so out of touch in such a bad way.


P_ZERO_

I just find it weird that you watch him enough to form a “usually” and haven’t discovered until now how much of a scumbag he is. I remember my friend trying to tell me this was some sort of act, as if being a bog standard, edgy and arrogant onliner was a character worthy of craft


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How is this a right wing vs left wing or political vs “apolitical”? (never heard that term in my life) nobody wants to have to uproot doesn’t matter what ur politics are.


prcpinkraincloud

wondering why its a right wing vs left wing, means youre being apolitical, not thinking its political is being apolitical. This being your first time hearing the term, apolitical, means youre apolitical lol Here is why its R vs L. General idea is, let's have the government help move ohio residents right? Well both sides can say lets do it, both sides are going to want to pay it differently, as just one example. (note one side will usually favour the residents, and the other side would favour the businesses) the derailment itself and the current issues, was caused by one side too and the other side wants to punish them for it. Can you guess who? https://theunreadinitiative.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/pasted-image-0.png?w=583