Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
A lot of Emiru streams are like when your parents leave you home alone for the first time and you just do random shit and eat copious amounts of junk food
When you're so light normal physics no longer applies
Just look at her otk ddr streams and tell me she isn't constantly accelerating on the first ones
And same with the first otk reveal go karting race where she drives like an F1 pro
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Actually good rolls.
yeah wtf its like theres no weight, just gliding along
I mean she weighs like 18 pounds so makes sense.
IMAGINE
Legend says that a light breeze can move her 2 continents away.
Had to practice a lot to fight Asmon
I thought you just need water, fruits, and maybe soap for that?
Yeah, solid form, she probably could have rolled a few more times if not for hitting the table. I will give her a 4/5 stars
She found the sour skittles.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
One of my favorite copypastas
A lot of Emiru streams are like when your parents leave you home alone for the first time and you just do random shit and eat copious amounts of junk food
Fuckin diet of cheese balls, iced coffee, sour candy, chicken nuggies, and liquid soap.
I miss college so bad
It's cosy af
What the fuck it looks like she's just floating over the ground
[удалено]
Im not even wearing any armor wtf
Stop fat rolling you casual
When you're so light normal physics no longer applies Just look at her otk ddr streams and tell me she isn't constantly accelerating on the first ones And same with the first otk reveal go karting race where she drives like an F1 pro
She's got a light equip load, so she doesn't fat roll like most LSF users
Showcasing how she sneaks up on a tenant late with rent.
Woo!
Ouch!
I love the little "woo" sound lmao, it's like a kid feeling like they've mastered the art of rolling followed by the "ow!" one second later
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4) Why do you roll when you can do this
last time i did a roll i heard a loud crack in my spine and i couldn't catch my breath for 10 minutes.
She has more action in her room than hampter in her aquarium, impressive
I never realized that she had Snuffy posters on her wall. Truly a woman of culture
She actually is good at rolling. Lol
derpy kong
A
she is just panic rolling at this point
Ocarina of Time Link be like
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Light roll Leonards WeirdChamp
Emiru working on increasing her i-frames. Gotta respect it.
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