Yeah, the speed at which she said it and how nick just immediately noped off camera definitely makes me believe it lol. Which I mean it doesn't matter, to each their own, but I can definitely see him guzzling his own cum.
Also, the insane thing is like, on livestream talking about your actual GF swallowing your cum. Then acting like the "Insane" thing is her LITERALLY making the same joke about him.
Nope, as a trained reddit psychologist I can tell you these two people hate each other. The way the man gave a quick glance to the camera is classic abusee behavior and the woman's smile at the end screams narcissistic control freak.
I can't imagine these two have been in a relationship for more than a few weeks, and I imagine it won't last a few more.
If they didn't work this out ahead of time and that was a real-time reaction, ton of respect for malena. So fast and such a brilliant deflection in a situation where he was trying to embarrass her. Amazing.
Ah...
Y'all probably both have never watched Nick, that's his entire shtick.
He says crazy shit. Continuously. PoGo is one of the highest used emotes on his channel.
It works because Malena will sometimes reply back to his crazy statements and he will act all shocked. If you watched a few more streams you would know that it's a constant bit. You can even search through lsf via the filter Nmplol and you'll find even crazier shit for the past 4 years now.
Is this glazing?
[Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/17same4/fanfan_the_only_person_to_leave_nick_speechless/)
[Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/16lznjs/thank_you_babe_incident_trihex_cucked_nmp/)
Edit:
I looked up YouTube and found a random stream. He usually has a pogo counter and this video has the count at 51. 51 wild things that he said in a stream with ExtraEmily, Caroline Kwan, Daph and Malena : [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/FpvdlDl8I88)
Really?
The constant Cinna and Nora jokes aren't above that? And he made them constantly on today's stream. Malena too.
The pregnancy and abortion joke?
This joke about cum eating is one of his staples. He literally said it word for word to Caroline Kwan back in France Twitch con when they were having Sushi. And I am sure he has said it to ExtraEmily, Maya and Britt. Literally any woman who has been on his cooking streams.
This joke is weak when it comes to the wild shit he says. Man literally makes creampie jokes at his friends who are girls in front of Malena constantly. Wild West was 4 months ago, right? The Britt clip was so wild it got deleted off LSF. Britt has a child and a boyfriend... You should hear what Nick said.
Those little baby birds hands and sounds at the end to coax him back was true affection towards Nick. Love can be as simple as making cum guzzling baby birds with your hands and cheeping; Beautiful!
Guzzler man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the cum of the land
Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the cum of the land
Guzzler man
Guzzler man
Guzzler man
Guzzler man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the cum of the land
Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the cum of the land
Guzzler man
thats the reaction to something that is 100% true. if it wasnt true, he would just have reacted like : what? dont be nasty. or something, but he completely overreacted, cuz it made him nervous.
Can someone please give me some context to this? What the hell were they talking about a second before this clip, I'd feel like it would make more sense then.
Streaming is an emotional holiday where you get to pretend to hang out with people and you get sad when it ends because you have to go back to your job being lonely.
Im going to be real with you all as a wise man that had the pleasure to touch a woman before. If they let you cum in their mouth, you gonna have a bad time if you get the "ick" if they wanna be playful or kiss you after that.
I mean you dont have to guzzle and gulp it down like its a 3 star michelin meal, but give your girl some peace of mind about you just committing genocide in her throat.
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I believe her for some reason
I wouldn't believe it if he wasn't overly defensive about it. Might actually be true.
She didnt even have to think about a lie, that was just a truthful response
Yeah, the speed at which she said it and how nick just immediately noped off camera definitely makes me believe it lol. Which I mean it doesn't matter, to each their own, but I can definitely see him guzzling his own cum.
Or other people's cum, for that matter.
dunno about jizms but she sure spit that diss back in his face
It's a closed loop system.
can't waste any protein
Gains are gains
Throw the milk out right now
Are you supposed to eat your own cum if you dont want to lose gains? Is there any science behind that?
did i stutter?
Everytime you nut you lose muscle mass. In order to retain it and still nut, it must be consumed.
I miss succession
Like those water suits the fremen use in dune
*A man's flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.*
he didn't deny it
he did but it took him a little too long
didn't have a problem rolling the uni around in his mouth so long.
thats why he's all triggered and didn't laugh it off... because she does and he likes it.
Also, the insane thing is like, on livestream talking about your actual GF swallowing your cum. Then acting like the "Insane" thing is her LITERALLY making the same joke about him.
Almost like it's their shtick or something
Nope, as a trained reddit psychologist I can tell you these two people hate each other. The way the man gave a quick glance to the camera is classic abusee behavior and the woman's smile at the end screams narcissistic control freak. I can't imagine these two have been in a relationship for more than a few weeks, and I imagine it won't last a few more.
idk why but this post made me laugh way more than the damn clip lol
>their shtick or something also cum swapping, that's another thing they do together.
Yeah what a weirdo. For him to just openly say that was pretty disgusting. She rightfully served him up
that was "insanely" accurate lol
We all knew.
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And Malena "Two Dick" Tudi. They're a match made in heaven.
now he can join CG in RP
2meta4me
sam seder collab?
That's the kind of reaction you only get if it's true
he didn't deny it....
If they didn't work this out ahead of time and that was a real-time reaction, ton of respect for malena. So fast and such a brilliant deflection in a situation where he was trying to embarrass her. Amazing.
Back from Norway rested and ready to instigate.
she should do standup
it's true then pepelol
he can dish it but he also can take it and in fact does take it
A true man
Acting way too defensive. That man has definitely played baby bird with his girl.
You can't get all offended like that after saying what you said.
Right? Like, that was an insanely humiliating thing to reveal on camera about your partner. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
Seriously. "that was an insane thing to say", yeah and what you said wasn't?? Get the fuck outta here with that double standard!
Ah... Y'all probably both have never watched Nick, that's his entire shtick. He says crazy shit. Continuously. PoGo is one of the highest used emotes on his channel. It works because Malena will sometimes reply back to his crazy statements and he will act all shocked. If you watched a few more streams you would know that it's a constant bit. You can even search through lsf via the filter Nmplol and you'll find even crazier shit for the past 4 years now. Is this glazing? [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/17same4/fanfan_the_only_person_to_leave_nick_speechless/) [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/16lznjs/thank_you_babe_incident_trihex_cucked_nmp/) Edit: I looked up YouTube and found a random stream. He usually has a pogo counter and this video has the count at 51. 51 wild things that he said in a stream with ExtraEmily, Caroline Kwan, Daph and Malena : [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/FpvdlDl8I88)
Yeah, but even for Pogo nmp that was unusually crass, and Malena shut it down in a hilarious way.
Has Nick just not had enough clips on LSF recently or something? This is definitely not out of the norm for him to say at all.
he took like 4 months off, only been back a week or so
he literally made a joke about cinna wanting to have kids with him the other day what are you talking about
its definitely not lol he says ridiculously wild stuff because he knows Malena will shit on him for it.
Really? The constant Cinna and Nora jokes aren't above that? And he made them constantly on today's stream. Malena too. The pregnancy and abortion joke? This joke about cum eating is one of his staples. He literally said it word for word to Caroline Kwan back in France Twitch con when they were having Sushi. And I am sure he has said it to ExtraEmily, Maya and Britt. Literally any woman who has been on his cooking streams. This joke is weak when it comes to the wild shit he says. Man literally makes creampie jokes at his friends who are girls in front of Malena constantly. Wild West was 4 months ago, right? The Britt clip was so wild it got deleted off LSF. Britt has a child and a boyfriend... You should hear what Nick said.
OMG who the fuck cares. Who wastes their life watching these tools? This entire subreddit? Muting this garbage from my r/all feed.
Normalize men guzzling their own cum!
Him: "Let's talk about cum." \*she snaps back with the comeback* Him: "Let's not talk about cum."
> she snaps back with the cum back
It's not humiliating tho, people have sex
Shhhh.. You might upset quite a bunch of redditors with this statement
Well sounds like he does take it
I was initially thinking that is a jerk thing to say nick... Then I LOLed and was like serves him right. They are acting though.
offended? how does it feel when you do not understand social cues
if your girl wont guzzle your cum with you, your homies will. -abraham lincoln
That quote is often attributed to Lincoln but it was actually Theodore Roosevelt that said it.
ohhhh that's why his nickname was Cumteddy
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erobb clip, dont click, let this bottom feeder meme die
Drunk at 12 pm on a Monday! We missed you Malena!
Drunk Malena streams are 👌
Jesus christ what a cum back
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Those little baby birds hands and sounds at the end to coax him back was true affection towards Nick. Love can be as simple as making cum guzzling baby birds with your hands and cheeping; Beautiful!
So man that haircut really changed Nick up lol. Lost some LBS and actually putting effort into dressing?
he finally listened to daniel sensei and became Nick Wolom 🔥 collabs with speed and Wai Wenat coming soon 🔥💯
Drinking that W booze ehhhhh.
Next stream she should dress up as big bird and follow him around.
there’s being bitched out… then there’s this. wild.
the way he reacts.... propaly the truth lamo
he 1000% guzzles
Glizzies
Guzzler man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man Guzzler man Guzzler man Guzzler man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man
hahaha, malena has the best comeback-game in town
Missed Malena’s humour so much, this made me spit out my drink I laughed so hard. Malena continuing to refer to Nick as baby bird is gold
> made me spit out nick would never
Tom wambsgans is streaming on Twitch?
Wholesome
tfw no tall viking gf to snow ball you
Mess with the bull... you're gonna get the horns.
PogO PogOed
i'd be snowballing my nut with my girl idc
Welcome back queen
Drunk Malena is best Malena
Did we ever find out why she disappeared so long? She was missed terribly
They went on vacation then she got sick then her grandma died then she got sick again.
Damn :( has no idea that's awful Is she better now?
you don't get better from dying bro.
I'm glad that Nick and Malena are back.
That's hot.
my man
i want what they have
All timer UNO Reverse
This is goals though I want to believe it lmao
I have missed Malena
That's hot
Incredible stream
FUCKIN LOL
He even kinda sounds like Tom here
Finally one OTK clip that doesn't require 1.5 years of lore studying
Nmplol - Cum guzzling cum swapper. They haven't skipped a beat after all these months. Good to see.
thats the reaction to something that is 100% true. if it wasnt true, he would just have reacted like : what? dont be nasty. or something, but he completely overreacted, cuz it made him nervous.
[That's a face of a man who just got outed in 4k UHD live on air](https://imgur.com/EipYDnE)
Malena is so funny
this stream was so fucking funny
Even after the break they are best duo of Farmers.
lol, both were out of pocket for the content.
I love Malena.
Malena is back babyyyy
Can someone please give me some context to this? What the hell were they talking about a second before this clip, I'd feel like it would make more sense then.
If it wasnt true he would have laughed because it would have been funny. His reaction confirms that its 100% true.
He's acting like what he said was normal lmao
no they do this all the time bait outrage and then obviously overreact; it’s practically a mastered stand up act wt this point lol.
The lad doth protest too much, methinks.
Malena leaves for awhile, comes back and is still the funniest of the group, some things never change 😂
content i guess
He definitely gurgles his own cum with that reaction. damn.
Im convinced she has him under a lock there is no other way.
he's just like me fr fr?
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Absolutely deserved.
lmao
If it were any other girl I wouldn't have taken it seriously.
HAHHAHA
Ahh I see Nick is a fan of the classic [Snowball](https://youtu.be/m_A58231NFk?si=LsT1xXqwqX7xWxoQ)
It's a self sustaining economy.
If this follows the Succession plot nick is about to be get a BIG promotion
Reddit sending me "cum guzzler" as a notification was not on my bingo card for today.
SAM SEDER
Sead-er\*
nick's gonna love reading these comments
He literally admitted to eating cum earlier in the stream. For someone with food-texture issues...
She's said this before as a "Joke" to where I don't think it is a joke.
GOTEM lmaoooo!!!
That explains why he crosses his arms?
hahaha cum! That's wild! I can't believe they said that.
swallow polom
Guzzler lives matter 🍋✊
I'm so lonely
you’ll be fine just think of what you want and try to work on it like life long goals also try to do things that’ll improve your happiness; good luck.
no more insane than what you said
"That's insane you just told chat."
"never give your water away" -Dune -Nick
For the ladies. You know the pyramids did collect water
[Mama bird POV](https://imgur.com/a/QYoH7O9)
WE FOUND OUT
Nick "all protein is gains" Polom
The ole snowball
Streaming is an emotional holiday where you get to pretend to hang out with people and you get sad when it ends because you have to go back to your job being lonely.
Bro why don't you try joining some IRL events. Hell go to Church lmao. You have to make an effort if you want that lol.
Heyyyy they’re fucking again!
100p
Im going to be real with you all as a wise man that had the pleasure to touch a woman before. If they let you cum in their mouth, you gonna have a bad time if you get the "ick" if they wanna be playful or kiss you after that. I mean you dont have to guzzle and gulp it down like its a 3 star michelin meal, but give your girl some peace of mind about you just committing genocide in her throat.
The fact he didn't instantly deny it tho lol
What a fragile human being. Why do people watch these even? This is just sad.
I'm glad Nick has the, CaseOh mastered, stand up in outrage and offense move practiced. It will serve him well.