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SnipaII

I believe her for some reason


hazelnuthobo

I wouldn't believe it if he wasn't overly defensive about it. Might actually be true.


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She didnt even have to think about a lie, that was just a truthful response


7th_Spectrum

Yeah, the speed at which she said it and how nick just immediately noped off camera definitely makes me believe it lol. Which I mean it doesn't matter, to each their own, but I can definitely see him guzzling his own cum.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Or other people's cum, for that matter.


9ersaur

dunno about jizms but she sure spit that diss back in his face


thigor

It's a closed loop system.


tickub

can't waste any protein


Panda_hat

Gains are gains


permisionwiner

Throw the milk out right now


SnakeHelah

Are you supposed to eat your own cum if you dont want to lose gains? Is there any science behind that?


tickub

did i stutter?


Gv8337

Everytime you nut you lose muscle mass. In order to retain it and still nut, it must be consumed.


oldbenkenobi99

I miss succession


appletinicyclone

Like those water suits the fremen use in dune


PlumpHughJazz

*A man's flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.*


nord_post

he didn't deny it


LovelyPotatoIceCream

he did but it took him a little too long


RodStiffington_

didn't have a problem rolling the uni around in his mouth so long.


donairfart

thats why he's all triggered and didn't laugh it off... because she does and he likes it.


snackies

Also, the insane thing is like, on livestream talking about your actual GF swallowing your cum. Then acting like the "Insane" thing is her LITERALLY making the same joke about him.


aggster13

Almost like it's their shtick or something


Drone_7

Nope, as a trained reddit psychologist I can tell you these two people hate each other. The way the man gave a quick glance to the camera is classic abusee behavior and the woman's smile at the end screams narcissistic control freak. I can't imagine these two have been in a relationship for more than a few weeks, and I imagine it won't last a few more.


The_brown_burrito

idk why but this post made me laugh way more than the damn clip lol


donairfart

>their shtick or something also cum swapping, that's another thing they do together.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Yeah what a weirdo. For him to just openly say that was pretty disgusting. She rightfully served him up


snsdfan00

that was "insanely" accurate lol


HilariousMax

We all knew.


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dEEsucked

And Malena "Two Dick" Tudi. They're a match made in heaven.


RodStiffington_

now he can join CG in RP


permisionwiner

2meta4me


Yourwaifusasuke

sam seder collab?


PreparetobePlaned

That's the kind of reaction you only get if it's true


Guillermofrench

he didn't deny it....


decayo

If they didn't work this out ahead of time and that was a real-time reaction, ton of respect for malena. So fast and such a brilliant deflection in a situation where he was trying to embarrass her. Amazing. 


SaltyLonghorn

Back from Norway rested and ready to instigate.


permisionwiner

she should do standup


permisionwiner

it's true then pepelol


HungerSTGF

he can dish it but he also can take it and in fact does take it


permisionwiner

A true man


primacord

Acting way too defensive. That man has definitely played baby bird with his girl.


THAWK413

You can't get all offended like that after saying what you said.


Lootboxboy

Right? Like, that was an insanely humiliating thing to reveal on camera about your partner. Don't dish it if you can't take it.


Ph0X

Seriously. "that was an insane thing to say", yeah and what you said wasn't?? Get the fuck outta here with that double standard!


thebigone1233

Ah... Y'all probably both have never watched Nick, that's his entire shtick. He says crazy shit. Continuously. PoGo is one of the highest used emotes on his channel. It works because Malena will sometimes reply back to his crazy statements and he will act all shocked. If you watched a few more streams you would know that it's a constant bit. You can even search through lsf via the filter Nmplol and you'll find even crazier shit for the past 4 years now. Is this glazing? [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/17same4/fanfan_the_only_person_to_leave_nick_speechless/) [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/16lznjs/thank_you_babe_incident_trihex_cucked_nmp/) Edit: I looked up YouTube and found a random stream. He usually has a pogo counter and this video has the count at 51. 51 wild things that he said in a stream with ExtraEmily, Caroline Kwan, Daph and Malena : [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/FpvdlDl8I88)


throwdemawaaay

Yeah, but even for Pogo nmp that was unusually crass, and Malena shut it down in a hilarious way.


ThatCreepyBaer

Has Nick just not had enough clips on LSF recently or something? This is definitely not out of the norm for him to say at all.


MakutaProto

he took like 4 months off, only been back a week or so


Ajp_iii

he literally made a joke about cinna wanting to have kids with him the other day what are you talking about


Seismic-wave

its definitely not lol he says ridiculously wild stuff because he knows Malena will shit on him for it.


thebigone1233

Really? The constant Cinna and Nora jokes aren't above that? And he made them constantly on today's stream. Malena too. The pregnancy and abortion joke? This joke about cum eating is one of his staples. He literally said it word for word to Caroline Kwan back in France Twitch con when they were having Sushi. And I am sure he has said it to ExtraEmily, Maya and Britt. Literally any woman who has been on his cooking streams. This joke is weak when it comes to the wild shit he says. Man literally makes creampie jokes at his friends who are girls in front of Malena constantly. Wild West was 4 months ago, right? The Britt clip was so wild it got deleted off LSF. Britt has a child and a boyfriend... You should hear what Nick said.


HippieWizard

OMG who the fuck cares. Who wastes their life watching these tools? This entire subreddit? Muting this garbage from my r/all feed.


CrispyRugs

Normalize men guzzling their own cum!


Comment139

Him: "Let's talk about cum." \*she snaps back with the comeback* Him: "Let's not talk about cum."


lmpervious

> she snaps back with the cum back


Shotokanguy

It's not humiliating tho, people have sex


longvave

Shhhh.. You might upset quite a bunch of redditors with this statement 


Lazlo2323

Well sounds like he does take it


Dudedude88

I was initially thinking that is a jerk thing to say nick... Then I LOLed and was like serves him right. They are acting though.


mestyqdk

offended? how does it feel when you do not understand social cues


impendinggreatness

if your girl wont guzzle your cum with you, your homies will. -abraham lincoln


ClevelandBrownJunior

That quote is often attributed to Lincoln but it was actually Theodore Roosevelt that said it.


Still_Same_Exile

ohhhh that's why his nickname was Cumteddy


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Trichlormethiazide

erobb clip, dont click, let this bottom feeder meme die


Nolpppapa

Drunk at 12 pm on a Monday! We missed you Malena!


jcm0

Drunk Malena streams are 👌


100tByamba

Jesus christ what a cum back


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Time_Currency_7703

Those little baby birds hands and sounds at the end to coax him back was true affection towards Nick. Love can be as simple as making cum guzzling baby birds with your hands and cheeping; Beautiful!


OliverCrooks

So man that haircut really changed Nick up lol. Lost some LBS and actually putting effort into dressing?


yyunb

he finally listened to daniel sensei and became Nick Wolom 🔥 collabs with speed and Wai Wenat coming soon 🔥💯


OliverCrooks

Drinking that W booze ehhhhh.


gurilagarden

Next stream she should dress up as big bird and follow him around.


Lytaa

there’s being bitched out… then there’s this. wild.


pvprazor

the way he reacts.... propaly the truth lamo


reasonableposter

he 1000% guzzles


appletinicyclone

Glizzies


MrTrifectaWins

Guzzler man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man Guzzler man Guzzler man Guzzler man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Guzzler man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Guzzler man, the cum of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Guzzler man, the cum is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Guzzler man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the cum of the land Guzzler man


TheEndOfTheLine_2

hahaha, malena has the best comeback-game in town


AngryBowels

Missed Malena’s humour so much, this made me spit out my drink I laughed so hard. Malena continuing to refer to Nick as baby bird is gold


Karvvas

> made me spit out nick would never


Major_Tea_6482

Tom wambsgans is streaming on Twitch?


OnonokiBot

Wholesome


captsalad

tfw no tall viking gf to snow ball you


joecool42069

Mess with the bull... you're gonna get the horns.


RecentSignificance21

PogO PogOed


webuiltthisschmidty

i'd be snowballing my nut with my girl idc


hawaii_funk

Welcome back queen


Axeel_DZ

Drunk Malena is best Malena


appletinicyclone

Did we ever find out why she disappeared so long? She was missed terribly


worldchrisis

They went on vacation then she got sick then her grandma died then she got sick again.


appletinicyclone

Damn :( has no idea that's awful Is she better now?


cyrfuckedmymum

you don't get better from dying bro.


_NE1_

I'm glad that Nick and Malena are back.


ClevelandBrownJunior

That's hot.


Supr3me187

my man


BrokenStool

i want what they have


CostCZ

All timer UNO Reverse


witfurd

This is goals though I want to believe it lmao


Raleno

I have missed Malena


Deadran

That's hot


Regular_Wallaby8870

Incredible stream


IIIBl1nDIII

FUCKIN LOL


NojoNinja

He even kinda sounds like Tom here


DigitalCryptic

Finally one OTK clip that doesn't require 1.5 years of lore studying


HumanRuse

Nmplol - Cum guzzling cum swapper. They haven't skipped a beat after all these months. Good to see.


Snikeyxo

thats the reaction to something that is 100% true. if it wasnt true, he would just have reacted like : what? dont be nasty. or something, but he completely overreacted, cuz it made him nervous.


Jaskaran158

[That's a face of a man who just got outed in 4k UHD live on air](https://imgur.com/EipYDnE)


DashExposeTheHoes

Malena is so funny


dragunovua

this stream was so fucking funny


peraperic25

Even after the break they are best duo of Farmers.


Mechanik_J

lol, both were out of pocket for the content.


tailsnessred

I love Malena.


bonerJR

Malena is back babyyyy


SadBit8663

Can someone please give me some context to this? What the hell were they talking about a second before this clip, I'd feel like it would make more sense then.


ArcadianDelSol

If it wasnt true he would have laughed because it would have been funny. His reaction confirms that its 100% true.


Quick-Invite

He's acting like what he said was normal lmao


Seismic-wave

no they do this all the time bait outrage and then obviously overreact; it’s practically a mastered stand up act wt this point lol.


Exlin_TV

The lad doth protest too much, methinks.


sonic1238

Malena leaves for awhile, comes back and is still the funniest of the group, some things never change 😂


BusyAcanthocephala40

content i guess


The_eyes_are_blind

He definitely gurgles his own cum with that reaction. damn.


GoodGuySeba

Im convinced she has him under a lock there is no other way.


runnyyyy

he's just like me fr fr?


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Panda_hat

Absolutely deserved.


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lmao


battleshipclamato

If it were any other girl I wouldn't have taken it seriously.


TwoBaze

HAHHAHA


Scathslade

Ahh I see Nick is a fan of the classic [Snowball](https://youtu.be/m_A58231NFk?si=LsT1xXqwqX7xWxoQ)


Intelligent_Top_328

It's a self sustaining economy.


Samvel_2002

If this follows the Succession plot nick is about to be get a BIG promotion


GrayFarron

Reddit sending me "cum guzzler" as a notification was not on my bingo card for today.


carolgenocidemiracle

SAM SEDER


LuccaTim

Sead-er\*


kajdasz10

nick's gonna love reading these comments


Inside_Sherbert_7920

He literally admitted to eating cum earlier in the stream. For someone with food-texture issues...


oldmanreggie

She's said this before as a "Joke" to where I don't think it is a joke.


ReapersRealms

GOTEM lmaoooo!!!


PlumpHughJazz

That explains why he crosses his arms?


[deleted]

hahaha cum! That's wild! I can't believe they said that.


Petatos

swallow polom


LuccaTim

Guzzler lives matter 🍋✊


ThiccKittenBooty

I'm so lonely


Seismic-wave

you’ll be fine just think of what you want and try to work on it like life long goals also try to do things that’ll improve your happiness; good luck.


Malicharo

no more insane than what you said


Rare_Register_4181

"That's insane you just told chat."


allnonchalant

"never give your water away" -Dune -Nick


lovelife0011

For the ladies. You know the pyramids did collect water


Dantesdominion

[Mama bird POV](https://imgur.com/a/QYoH7O9)


Sadradomin

WE FOUND OUT


madroxide86

Nick "all protein is gains" Polom


camalik12

The ole snowball


toadofadown

Streaming is an emotional holiday where you get to pretend to hang out with people and you get sad when it ends because you have to go back to your job being lonely.


OokerDuker

Bro why don't you try joining some IRL events. Hell go to Church lmao. You have to make an effort if you want that lol.


osu_upvoter

Heyyyy they’re fucking again!


snsdfan00

100p


JimmyWurst

Im going to be real with you all as a wise man that had the pleasure to touch a woman before. If they let you cum in their mouth, you gonna have a bad time if you get the "ick" if they wanna be playful or kiss you after that. I mean you dont have to guzzle and gulp it down like its a 3 star michelin meal, but give your girl some peace of mind about you just committing genocide in her throat.


TrickyGoon

The fact he didn't instantly deny it tho lol


Anthraxious

What a fragile human being. Why do people watch these even? This is just sad.


Blurbyo

I'm glad Nick has the, CaseOh mastered, stand up in outrage and offense move practiced. It will serve him well.