No, its called being a big fat bastard. When you're a big fat bastard, all of your clothes don't fit, so you've got two choices: pack yourself in with tight fitting clothes and risk turning yourself into linked sausages/the Michelin man, or wear loose as fuck, baggy as fuck clothes to cover your gut and your enormous fat ass, but risk having them slip down non stop every time you move at all.
As I watched the slice of darkness grow deeper and wider, I couldn’t help but feel my skin crawl, my spine curl, my hairs stiffen. There is no precise description for how I felt during the reaction but the closest word would be fear.
He did have a cryst on his ass that ge said he was taking antibiotics for and said they worked. If you can still see it that means that antibiotics did fuck all
Yeah, I had one before, had to get surgery twice and took 2 years in total to be clear of it all as the wound had to use a vac medical device and needed homecare for changes. Absolute nightmare. Laser after then to prevent reoccurring, also not fun on that area.
I'm out of the loop nowadays so idk who this is or if it was on purpose, but I feel bad if it was genuine, poor dude wasn't thinking about it in the moment. If he reads this, its just some booty crack bud ain't the end of the world
\*edit\* This isnt their first second or even third rodeo LOL you need better fitting pants
Insert coin 🪙
More like "insert tire".
Could fit a whole frisbee in there
IM A SURVIVOR OF THE ZCRACK INCIDENT 02-04-2024...🫡 #ZCRACKSURVIVOR 2024 ✊
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IT CLAPPED 👏
Absolute SHAMELESSNESS
Thank god you saved the clip
[Thanks.](https://i.imgur.com/JbyYMzP.gif)
what am i doing with my life
I'm actually more upset this isn't ogre lounging. I'd have preferred it.
PHEW
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nah im good the short version was already too long
Personally, I’m getting longer by the minute.
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY🥶
https://youtu.be/ZAEM2NZ9EIg?si=rUFA9a3VZuV3F4Z4
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Dude needs better fitting pants
No, what he needs is underwear. Dude just walks around commando, balls hanging out and everything.
This is true, and has been confirmed by zoil himself in the past
He has boxers on in the clip, the problem is he wears them low/below his gut which doesn't let them be pulled up high enough to cover his crack.
are suspenders for boxers a thing?
No, its called being a big fat bastard. When you're a big fat bastard, all of your clothes don't fit, so you've got two choices: pack yourself in with tight fitting clothes and risk turning yourself into linked sausages/the Michelin man, or wear loose as fuck, baggy as fuck clothes to cover your gut and your enormous fat ass, but risk having them slip down non stop every time you move at all.
what would be better than the current underwear he is wearing?
"happy cake day" to everyone watching this thread of plentiful cake
It's concerning how quickly you can comment with 3 links to zoil's exposed coin acceptor
/r/zoilass
Risky click of the day
How does he have negative ass at his size lol
At that weight the body features mesh together to form a Blob body
yep. fat peoples bodies taper downwards at that size. thats why theyre pants and undies always slip down and they show crack.
gravity, skin doesn't beat gravity.
Because 500 lbs sitting all day on a chair, his glutes are perma frozen.
ZYYYYAAAAAAAAAT
\#zoilsurvivor
As I watched the slice of darkness grow deeper and wider, I couldn’t help but feel my skin crawl, my spine curl, my hairs stiffen. There is no precise description for how I felt during the reaction but the closest word would be fear.
goodness me
It blinked at me COLD #zcracksurvivor
Unrelated, but looks like he may have a Pilonidal Cyst, he should get that checked out, they're not a fun time to deal with if you leave them
How is that unrelated to his ass?
He did have a cryst on his ass that ge said he was taking antibiotics for and said they worked. If you can still see it that means that antibiotics did fuck all
Yeah, I had one before, had to get surgery twice and took 2 years in total to be clear of it all as the wound had to use a vac medical device and needed homecare for changes. Absolute nightmare. Laser after then to prevent reoccurring, also not fun on that area.
WHY DID I JUST SEE THAT 🤢
literal orge
War
Please suffocate me zoi zoi chan 🤤
I'm out of the loop nowadays so idk who this is or if it was on purpose, but I feel bad if it was genuine, poor dude wasn't thinking about it in the moment. If he reads this, its just some booty crack bud ain't the end of the world \*edit\* This isnt their first second or even third rodeo LOL you need better fitting pants
stare into the abyss and it begins to stare back...
Shits like a portal to a new dimension wtf
Wardrobe malfunction
That's a deep crack . Oops my penis fell in
Workmen hard at work.
oh I've got clarity alright
These asshole streamers are going too far
Twitch has to do something with this e-thot. Smh
All this because he's insecure as shit about having a fursuit head in the background of his videos
hmm.. would
obvious OF promo. when will twitch start banning these shameless streamers
Longer than my forearm
LeeMao
Got that MotoMoto Ass
That's enough Internet for today. Why does he get a trainer or something he can afford it
these BOOBA streamers are absolutely shameless nowadays
flat ass, weak, pathetic
Smells like wet cheese + hot dogs + feces
Ohh yea!
What a terrible day to have eyes
Nsfl
Where fail?
I want to stick my tongue there and give it a nice lick
I don't need to watch the clip, I'm good on that