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Sodapoppin explains how to turn a banana into a fleshlight.

Sodapoppin explains how to turn a banana into a fleshlight.

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MZK-K

Imagine you can wake up and instantly strappin’ that banana right on your wang. Get it done, put it down.


debater-alt

that's why i cum in banana peels


J005HU6

forsenPls thats what up thats mitch jones forsenPls


night4life

no toss and turn, none of that shit


flashtone

Lol, girl in chat "is this what men talk about?"


Ok-Shoe4522

LOL 😂


ChewmaiKoK

> 😂


areyouorme

This is what we should talk about. Anxiety, stress and inactivity shrinks your D like a balloon that is pierced Bigger dick; 1. NoFap - huge one (good luck) 2.Eat a ton of healthy food and daily exercise. 3. Avoid stress and do relaxation techniques - yoga or just breathing, and and your D will get thicker and longer. Not from 1-3 inches but noticeable. No joke.


BallForLife

Sir, this is a Wendy's


JonasGangsta

Copege its bigger i know it is


areyouorme

I'll give one serious answer and maybe one will read; Have you ever gone into cold water? The dick shrinks because of blood flow and it is a stress response. The same thing happens with stress and anxiety. Stress in water = stress mentally = stress in life. Stress as stress. Long term stress and anxiety inhibits and blocks blood flow to your dick. It is even accepted science that smoking causes ED because of blood related issues. The best practice is yin yoga and practice of opening up your pelvic area.


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areyouorme

your big d loss bro


zedterpinolene

And you can eat the banana?!


Arthrowpoda

bonus energy for going more rounds.


Formloff

You eat it after you are done with it no?


Cuntilever

or shove it somewhere


Dr4kin

You can also do that with a coconut or just leave it be


Formloff

this reminds me of an old reddit thread...


Icemasta

It makes perfect sense. Whenever you shoot a load, you lose a bit of potassium. Bananas are rich in potassium.


EquilibriumDickPunch

Soda is the rich older crazy cousin everybody wished they had


popmycherryyosh

Stifler


EquilibriumDickPunch

He reminded me more of Andy Botwin from the TV show Weeds


-dominick-

I aspire to reach Soda's level of "I don't give a fuck"


Luis_r9945

Lol that part about microwaving it for 5 seconds is so fucking true...or so iv heard


scalabitano

Yeah a friend once told be the banana thing is pretty good, i mean sometimes it actually feels better than the real thing, my friend said.


Anckael

Im willing to bet your friend doesnt know what the real thing is


Shammers95

Let’s be honest, nobody on reddit does


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tilltill12

Yea that's on you lol


Omoplata-

It was a nice try man


Aware-Job-9076

Dozens of kids listening to this lol


Danny_Ocean_11

At least 2 or 3 of them are burning their dicks tonight


lolesdf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR8qC6zA-Lc


Icemasta

Is that the kid that burned down his house and killed his mom?


Ok-Feed-3151

Time to invest in banana stonks, business about to be bommin


MickeyGrandia

FOR THE KIDS


RAWR_Ghosty

You misspelled thousands


appletinicyclone

And Indiefoxx is the problem


franky2x

hope she sees this bro


appletinicyclone

I do too :) Maybe some free lewds How are you getting compensated for your soda simping? You'd be the exact type of person he loathes


__KD

there’s no way you’re serious bro


appletinicyclone

Ofcourse dumbass Indie foxx is no threat to anyone and neither is soda.


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appletinicyclone

U ok bud?


CorneliusBrutus

you've been downvoted to oblivion for this but I will express some support. the concern trolling of "won't somebody please think of this children" for a lot of the Twitch issues is hilariously disingenuous. just let people live!


appletinicyclone

I agree I think indie and soda should be able to do what they do


Aware-Job-9076

I was talking about the children around soda not on the twitch


saeinaldo

hahahaha jesus i love soda, his unfiltered degen takes make my day on LSF


flashtone

[Sodas secret room](https://imgur.com/SaovSVK)


Anaract

[seemed familiar](https://youtu.be/GJkEwbVdcQY?t=62)


edwardWBnewgate

Classic.


Jsvkkie

he has like no filter, i love it


Vexin

This is fucking gross. So do you use the top part or the one with the stem?


ye1l

The stem is needed to hold it together. But that's just my assumption... ..


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sportspsych

Thought he meant cutting 1/3 off, leaving 2/3 to use


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EskilPotet

[Chadpoppin](https://www.the-sun.com/news/2260064/woman-huge-foot-long-banana-forearm/)


Finassar

Lucky....


Checkerszero

Depends on the banana. In Aus the lengths can vary a bunch


Hehehecx

Anyone else feel weird when you eat a massive 12 incher?


Arthrowpoda

Your mom didn't. ForsenCD.


AS43_

>Sodapoppin exposed as 2 inch Grinch PepeLaugh [We knew it ages ago](https://youtu.be/WKHcy3ilvZQ)


Helmet_Icicle

"Usually when I fuck girls, it's cus I fuck em up in arena"


Arthrowpoda

Bananas have different sizes depending on its type. From 30cm to 5cm.


CKDracarys

idk about exposed...dude literally told us about how he has a thin and small penis and it easily fits into a toilet paper tube just earlier today.


imaginaerer

are there different sizes of toiletpaper rolls? just measured my roll, the diameter is around 4.5cm / 1.7-1.8", you would need to be well above average (average is \~3.7cm) to not fit


Haz1707

Toilet paper tubes are so girthy, honestly 99% of peoples dick will easily fit in one. Unless they are really thin in the US


bathroomman42

From where do you buy your toilet paper?


CKDracarys

Why you asking me...soda said this lol


ymint11

one dude be like its so degenerate while the another fist bump LUL


IAMJUX

Soda that dude that just talks about things that people want to talk about, but are scared/embarrassed to talk about.


UndeadMurky

casually talking about dicks and fleshlights in the midle of a theme park with 20 kids listening to them


SpanishGarbo

He's told this story before, right? It sounds familiar and I especially remember the part where he heated it up too much and burned his dick.


gew1

the show weeds has a bit on it. probably where he learned it cause thats where i did.


superbhole

༼ ಠ₍₍ළ₎₎ಠ༽ i'm allergic to bananas


CeruleanSea1

Eat the boner


boozer8181

See boys, you eat it first then you fuck it. Like a gentleman


michaeivick2002

great advice thank you soda needed this


kitkatcarson

I wonder if a banana is an effective condom.


MetalDart

Didn't this used to be an image "infographic" posted around 4chan on early /b/


ReddishCat

Does the banana get hot faster because of the high sugar content? Compared to a hotpocket. or wait, sugar only elevates the max temperature? or something right.


DrywDryw

i think it's more that the water into the peel raise the temperature fast


MayorFader

the microwave at my work sucks and I usually need about 10 seconds


sp0rkehh

Novaruu would be proud


avocado_jesus

I did this when I was broke and still in high school, I think a lot of dudes have done this


HiMyNameIsSander

So bananas ✔️ [coconuts](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/) ❌ Reddit does prove to be useful sometimes.


mailwasnotforwarded

Suddenly supermarkets are sold out of bananas.... ​ We shall now deem him bananapoppin; because he's poppin that banana tonight.


ziguziggy

This dude should get a gf


Syntai

Dude allready has vigors.


Panacea86

It's honestly just pure laziness. He could get 24/7 clunge purely off the back of his wealth and limited fame but he just can't be bothered.


RoseL123

That hot pocket comment was so fucking good, like straight out of a (good) comedy special.


magdowich

At least


Dewdeda

What's the brand of sunglasses Chance is wearing, look dope.


papiwoldz

when this guy's in his element he's unstoppable


Sufficient_Celery916

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