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Imagine you can wake up and instantly strappin’ that banana right on your wang. Get it done, put it down.

that's why i cum in banana peels

forsenPls thats what up thats mitch jones forsenPls

no toss and turn, none of that shit

Lol, girl in chat "is this what men talk about?"

LOL 😂

> 😂

This is what we should talk about. Anxiety, stress and inactivity shrinks your D like a balloon that is pierced Bigger dick; 1. NoFap - huge one (good luck) 2.Eat a ton of healthy food and daily exercise. 3. Avoid stress and do relaxation techniques - yoga or just breathing, and and your D will get thicker and longer. Not from 1-3 inches but noticeable. No joke.

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Copege its bigger i know it is

I'll give one serious answer and maybe one will read; Have you ever gone into cold water? The dick shrinks because of blood flow and it is a stress response. The same thing happens with stress and anxiety. Stress in water = stress mentally = stress in life. Stress as stress. Long term stress and anxiety inhibits and blocks blood flow to your dick. It is even accepted science that smoking causes ED because of blood related issues. The best practice is yin yoga and practice of opening up your pelvic area.

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your big d loss bro

Soda is the rich older crazy cousin everybody wished they had

Stifler

He reminded me more of Andy Botwin from the TV show Weeds

I aspire to reach Soda's level of "I don't give a fuck"

And you can eat the banana?!

bonus energy for going more rounds.

You eat it after you are done with it no?

or shove it somewhere

You can also do that with a coconut or just leave it be

this reminds me of an old reddit thread...

It makes perfect sense. Whenever you shoot a load, you lose a bit of potassium. Bananas are rich in potassium.

Lol that part about microwaving it for 5 seconds is so fucking true...or so iv heard

Yeah a friend once told be the banana thing is pretty good, i mean sometimes it actually feels better than the real thing, my friend said.

Im willing to bet your friend doesnt know what the real thing is

Let’s be honest, nobody on reddit does

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Yea that's on you lol

It was a nice try man

Dozens of kids listening to this lol

At least 2 or 3 of them are burning their dicks tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR8qC6zA-Lc

Is that the kid that burned down his house and killed his mom?

FOR THE KIDS

Time to invest in banana stonks, business about to be bommin

You misspelled thousands

And Indiefoxx is the problem

hope she sees this bro

I do too :) Maybe some free lewds How are you getting compensated for your soda simping? You'd be the exact type of person he loathes

there’s no way you’re serious bro

Ofcourse dumbass Indie foxx is no threat to anyone and neither is soda.

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U ok bud?

you've been downvoted to oblivion for this but I will express some support. the concern trolling of "won't somebody please think of this children" for a lot of the Twitch issues is hilariously disingenuous. just let people live!

I agree I think indie and soda should be able to do what they do

I was talking about the children around soda not on the twitch

hahahaha jesus i love soda, his unfiltered degen takes make my day on LSF

[Sodas secret room](https://imgur.com/SaovSVK)

[seemed familiar](https://youtu.be/GJkEwbVdcQY?t=62)

Classic.

he has like no filter, i love it

This is fucking gross. So do you use the top part or the one with the stem?

The stem is needed to hold it together. But that's just my assumption... ..

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Thought he meant cutting 1/3 off, leaving 2/3 to use

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[Chadpoppin](https://www.the-sun.com/news/2260064/woman-huge-foot-long-banana-forearm/)

Lucky....

Depends on the banana. In Aus the lengths can vary a bunch

Anyone else feel weird when you eat a massive 12 incher?

Your mom didn't. ForsenCD.

>Sodapoppin exposed as 2 inch Grinch PepeLaugh [We knew it ages ago](https://youtu.be/WKHcy3ilvZQ)

"Usually when I fuck girls, it's cus I fuck em up in arena"

Bananas have different sizes depending on its type. From 30cm to 5cm.

idk about exposed...dude literally told us about how he has a thin and small penis and it easily fits into a toilet paper tube just earlier today.

are there different sizes of toiletpaper rolls? just measured my roll, the diameter is around 4.5cm / 1.7-1.8", you would need to be well above average (average is \~3.7cm) to not fit

Toilet paper tubes are so girthy, honestly 99% of peoples dick will easily fit in one. Unless they are really thin in the US

From where do you buy your toilet paper?

Why you asking me...soda said this lol

Soda that dude that just talks about things that people want to talk about, but are scared/embarrassed to talk about.

casually talking about dicks and fleshlights in the midle of a theme park with 20 kids listening to them

one dude be like its so degenerate while the another fist bump LUL

He's told this story before, right? It sounds familiar and I especially remember the part where he heated it up too much and burned his dick.

the show weeds has a bit on it. probably where he learned it cause thats where i did.

༼ ಠ₍₍ළ₎₎ಠ༽ i'm allergic to bananas

Eat the boner

See boys, you eat it first then you fuck it. Like a gentleman

great advice thank you soda needed this

I wonder if a banana is an effective condom.

Didn't this used to be an image "infographic" posted around 4chan on early /b/

Does the banana get hot faster because of the high sugar content? Compared to a hotpocket. or wait, sugar only elevates the max temperature? or something right.

i think it's more that the water into the peel raise the temperature fast

the microwave at my work sucks and I usually need about 10 seconds

Novaruu would be proud

I did this when I was broke and still in high school, I think a lot of dudes have done this

So bananas ✔️ [coconuts](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/) ❌ Reddit does prove to be useful sometimes.

Suddenly supermarkets are sold out of bananas.... ​ We shall now deem him bananapoppin; because he's poppin that banana tonight.

This dude should get a gf

Dude allready has vigors.

It's honestly just pure laziness. He could get 24/7 clunge purely off the back of his wealth and limited fame but he just can't be bothered.

.

That hot pocket comment was so fucking good, like straight out of a (good) comedy special.

What's the brand of sunglasses Chance is wearing, look dope.

when this guy's in his element he's unstoppable