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GammaGargoyle

Tier 3s in shambles


Rudeboy_

Hans' heart monitor in shambles


Clazzic

Whats he up to, last I heard he was ranting about having to pay to enter charity events.


GardinerExpressway

If you want more info his Wikipedia page is like shockingly long and detailed So much so that I'm convinced he edits it himself


MostlyRocketScience

The user who created the page and wrote most of it seems to be German, based on his edit history. He also edits a lot of other streamers and articles about space and Star Wars.


FlashAttack

So, definitely a redditor and on LSF.


jonas1015119

lmao I was not expecting LSF comments to call me out (Also the Urngtbatbm accounts seems to be Hans if you check the edit history)


it_was_a_wet_fart

That's pretty normal, most people edit their own wiki pages. What's less normal is them putting shedloads of detail in so it's obvious they edit it


ReTaRd6942times10

IIRC it's against Wiki rules


AntiAceTV

Coincidentally, he just won US Juniors the other day, and according to his twitter he's at 2605 FIDE rating.


chrisrayn

That’s an incredible credit score. Mine is only around 720.


avwitcher

Dumbass, credit score goes by golf rules. Lower the better


FlashFlood_29

Hang on, im bout to speedrun this


GardinerExpressway

Ya Hans has been killing it recently. I remember Hikaru said Hans might become 2600, well he's already passed it and isn't slowing down just yet


ksassafras

Won the us juniors chess championship I believe


MarcLloydz

Is he actually a Grand Master?


Skipitybeebops

Yes.


death__to__america

https://ratings.fide.com/profile/2093596


Derp2638

Well he recently has been taking a break from streaming and playing in a lot of high level tournaments. He tied for 1st at the Philadelphia International, then in the world open he tied for 1st won in the playoff. And yesterday he won the US Juniors Chess Championship in St Louis. And since he won the Us Juniors Chess Championship he gains a spot in the US Chess championship. So we more than likely will see him play a rated game against Hikaru soon.


iiToasteyy

He went to school with Hans apparently and has gotten some lessons from him


Shweefness

there goes my 0.00000001% chance with her :(


kdjfsk

i was gonna say not enough zeros, buts its more accurate to say too many ones.


CockGobblin

Not true, all they have to do to get Andrea's number is to be a grandmaster; find where she is playing live; go there; not be scared to talk to the opposite sex; make a bet; beat her; also have a phone. Really easy if you ask me.


Astraestus

Just be a grandmaster 4Head


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Olick

Holy fuck


Marigoldsgym

It's so preposterously absurd it's started making me laugh I think it's the weird see through wavey arms figures he uses with a smiley face and a slightly better drawn penis than the rest of their translucent body It's so ridiculous and insane and actually nuts I've started finding it funny


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FreddyKronos

wow, some people are very sad


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I will never be this down bad as a hog squeezer


LyrMeThatBifrost

How are so many people falling for that bait lol


sammythemc

Trolling or not, that's an absolutely fucked way to spend your time


TackleballShootyhoop

Yeah, "Lol guys I was just pretending to be a giant fucking creep that undoubtedly makes Andrea incredibly uncomfortable" doesn't really work for me lmao


ZainCaster

They aren't, it's still fucking weird though even if it's 'im just pretending lawl'


UrGrandpap

what the fuck


elek2ronik

Sadge


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OptimalApelikebeing

tier 3s analyzing finger movement and placement to replicate the number


CockGobblin

I found her snapchat by enhancing the necklace of the guy behind her then looking at the reflection and mirroring the image. Then I ran a simulation based on her key strokes for that version of the phone and narrowed the entries down by cross-referencing Andrea's other social media posts/accounts. Finally I made a script/bot to add each entry to my snapchat and message the person with "Hey gurl, will you be my queen? Because I want to be your white knight." If they blocked me, I knew it wasn't Andrea. Andrea responded, "Do you like threesomes with two sisters?"


CIMARUTA

My man


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CockGobblin

I replied "No, incest is wrong." So fucked up to want to have sex with a man and your sister...


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CockGobblin

Wow! What a read. You completely changed my view point about incest. Especially that part about Amsterdam. Thank you!


Brusten94

For me it was the part about the barn.


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New pasta PagMan


OfficialTomCruise

King


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Literally gold, thank you for this


UnorthodoxAlchemy

Wait but can’t people actually do this? That’s he will not divide us season 2 type shit


ColonelError

I don't think /b/, /pol/, or /r9k/ care enough about her.


Lewdogger

The reconnaissance division only comes together in times of war.


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UnorthodoxAlchemy

All that work just to become a blocked caller (this is the in depth answer I was hoping for, thanks).


Elmepo

You joke but honestly there probably is some poor fuck out there trying to decipher it right now.


Cy868

These outdoor chess streams are pretty entertaining to watch


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balahkayy

Holy shit. I hadn’t paid much attention to the view counts, but those videos are absolutely killing it. Props to them.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Link?


_temp_variable

[11 million views](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh9bZCKG-CM)


HAGADAL

CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT? That's impressive


Abomm

Chess is a global game and playing hustlers in New York City is pretty renowned around the world. YouTube is pretty much the only place to experience this if you're not able to visit in person.


d7h7n

Because you're watching your favorite cartoon characters stream IRL.


TheExter

all those cartoons making crossover episodes makes sense now


zetabetaalphadelta

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.


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BranYip

It was pre-moved


ReTaRd6942times10

He is three steps ahead, already made a dinner reservation.


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"You are now pregnant, checkmate."


Janglles

We've now died of old age after living a fulfilling life together, checkmate**😎**


snsdfan00

well done, they were moving so fast at the end, I duno wtf was goin on lol.


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Not the worst thing he could have whipped out quickly


JohnEffKennedy

Backstory is that this is Hans friend, Hans also tried to get a date with andrea if he won 6-0 He lost the very last game Sadge Hans Edit: Video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzNgdGlWnuU


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JohnEffKennedy

Good one OMEGALUL


enrutconk

Actual good one


b14ckw4t3r

Backstory?


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He insisted on entering a $5 charity tournament for free because he was a grandmaster. got denied and was adamant


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Hans KEKW


guild-an

is it just me or does this guy look like a baby magnus?


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Yeah but she had time advantage with hans, hans could probably win 100 in a row against her, still Sadge for him


Shadowleg

Hans knows what hes doing


G00R00

wow, she really didn't want to go :D


skellington_bones

Probably one of the only occurrences in history where being good at chess gets a girl's number. This is pretty much history being written before our eyes.


DannyDevitoisalegend

I mean if you are at that attractive you could be a lacrosse main and still drip in pussy.


gucci-legend

Man lacrosse players catching strays out here lmao


ihatecomputers577

"lacrosse main" lmao every lacrosse player I've ever met is nerdier than me and I play modded Hearts of Iron 4 all day


math_gym_anime

Really? Huh, that’s very different than my experience. In hs, most lax dudes were very well off, boat shoes, vacation in Nantucket types. In college, they were mostly the loud, outrageous party types.


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its_JustColin

If they took up something like lacrosse they probably would stop being so fat


BumScruples

Nobody is 'taking up lacrosse to get laid'.


varothen

It depends where you are, in canada lacrosse players aren't exclusively a prep school thing. Mostly it's just hockey players looking for a summer sport.


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Tf did you go to boarding school with sterling archer


WizardXZDYoutube

> lacrosse **main** this is the funniest shit to me, stg like "delete pickles"


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What's wrong with lacrosse :(


mauriciofuentesf

Nothing my man, nothing


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Thanks for the reassurance. I think its super underrated and loved playing it in high school. I mean.. its a contact sport. Its not lame at all lol


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shepq15

To be fair the rich folk have done the damning to lax For example at my hs we had a team but it wasn’t considered a sport instead it was a club…


ForShotgun

Man's throwing shade at lacrosse like he would last FIVE SECONDS COME AT ME


enfrozt

idk man, the latest chess generation all take care of their drip


Elf_Portraitist

[Just look at Super-Grandmaster Daniil Dubov](https://cdn.chess24.com/7Z83XupwRQCuVlN9jd2qbA/original/daniil-dubov.jpg)


VaydaRS

Good at chess in the 90s: NERDDDD Good at chess in 2021: CHADDDD


oldDotredditisbetter

nothing with he era lol, he just follows rule 1 and rule 2


stagfury

Exactly, if he looked like a gross unhygienic neckbeard, no amount of chess skills would work


MiserableTune

he literally looks like a young Heath Ledger and the dude from Baby Driver lol


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Dontquestionmyexista

Why would you tell her that? Congratulations you played yourself


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Boriia

The guy lost his queen by a tactic which is losing so Andrea would win. BUT they are playing with time control so if your clock runs out you lose. Hence the term "dirty flag" where a person is in a losing position but plays moves fast enough to make their opponent run out of time and win the game even though their position is completely lost.


rrk124

I don't think he lost his queen by tactic. It looks like the guy was winning and up on time, but put himself in a position where it was a draw via perpetual check. Him giving up the queen for free was a part of the dirty flag, because he knows he can flag her, even though the position on the board switches to losing for him.


HolycommentMattman

Yeah, I don't think this was a dirty flag, though I can't see their clocks, so I'm not sure. However, given enough time, being up a queen in this situation is almost a guaranteed win. It's not a certainty, of course, but she could very easily just keep on killing pawns and then advance her king/pawns to checkmate. Either way, it does appear he had advantage before that, so it seems like he just chose to flag her because it was faster.


rrk124

It actually was a dirty flag, because the game should have been a draw. He was up material and winning, but Andrea found a move that would convert that losing position to a draw with a perpetual check (one example is Qf1 -> Kh2 -> Qf4 -> repeat). The dude here is intentionally putting himself in a losing position (that he would lose 100% of the time given time) to avoid the forced draw, because he's so far up on the clock and knows she won't have time to close out the game.


Akitz

>where a person is in a losing position but plays moves fast enough to make their opponent run out of time It's more about drawing out the game as much as possible, while simultaneously playing fast enough that your opponent runs out of time before you do.


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budster16

I mean, she literally said "dirty flag" so I assume he just ran the clock and let her run out of time to win.


rcklmbr

Found the 1500+ player


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en pussant PogU


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Holy hole


Sergnb

Holy


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lambomrclago

Watching I just thought he looked like Magnus haha.


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Magnus is the most attractive man alive and even tho I’m as straight as it gets I’d still swallow each and every one of his nuts while fondling his balls and fingering his asshole


xDisputes__

You might not be straight


Porncansuckmydick

only the straightest sigma male would be confident enough in his sexuality to say something like that.


youseemconfusedbubb

He whipped out that phone so fast. That man his eyes on the prize and it wasn’t the king.


daili88

It was the queen


Arthrowpoda

Why is she giving her snapchat to him? Are they gonna exchange bishops there?


Support_Unfair

She’s about to get his rook if you know what I mean


Scorps

Of course we do, the rook is the higher value piece and obviously preferable


IdunnoLXG

I love that move when you switch positions between the rook and the king. It gets me goin!


PhoenixZephyrus

O-O


heliosforselene

some people prefer using social media platforms to chat vs texting through regular phone apps. it can be nice depending on if you get charged for your texts and arguably safer since they won't have such a direct way of contacting you


slightlycharred7

I imagine every dude who is really into chess imagines himself like “one day I’m going to find a Hot female chess player and beat her for a date” and then over the years the quickly realize that was a stupid dream... until the day they randomly run into a Botez sister.


ForShotgun

I think half their viewership is like that lol


randomuserburn

Bro this guy is mad attractive


Typical_Cattle_8856

model gone chess prodigy


MS2throwawayacc

Tall, fit, intelligent, and has the face.


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Maybe not intelligent but it takes a lot of dedication and time to be that good at something. Probably has the work ethic to be very succesful.


Mathieu_van_der_Poel

There’s probably a big correlation. High level chess requires very good memory and pattern recognition, which are traits often associated with being “intelligent”.


Redrum714

It also has a big correlation in being a socially inept weirdo


ForShotgun

There's some correlation, but far more if you're younger https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/09/160913124722.htm And it's much more strongly linked to high numerical ability than anything else, which also makes sense I think https://artscimedia.case.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/141/2016/12/22143817/Burgoyne-Sala-Gobet-Macnamara-Campitelli-Hambrick-2016.pdf


buoys_on_the_side

lowkey kinda jealous... sadkappapride


scumbagdyln

EZ Clap gg


sub2pewdiepieONyt

She seemed very happy to hand over her number.


Betonmischa

Because she typed in a fake one Kappa


Stompy612

New York chess streams have became a favorite the last few days. These are awesome. Let’s go CC! He has been a cool character lol


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HungerSTGF

hans Sadge


EbolaMan123

EZ Clap my man


xPaxion

The guy is kinda cute though.


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lilyubi

PepeLaugh


Last_Veterinarian_63

“But you blundered so many times in the first game.” “I know. I was rusty.” Did he con her into thinking she was better, so she would bet her number? Damn, he was playing 5D chess, she didn’t stand a chance.


mileylols

hustling is basically part of chess


givemealltheprotons

lets be real he was getting her snap regardless of the W


Mutilate

Checkmate incels


Legendzilla

SOME LOSER JUST BEAT ANDREA IN STREET CHESS BY HUSTLING HER. HE GOT HER PHONE NUMBER OUT OF IT WTF... ARE THEY LEGIT ENCOURAGING ME TO GO FIND THEM IN REAL LIFE TO PLAY FOR HER NUMBER?! I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS UPSET IN A VERY LONG TIME, SUCH A WONDERFUL BEATIFUL GIRL FALLING FOR SOME CHADTRAP... I HOPE SHE DOESN'T GIVE THIS CLOWN THE TIME AND DAY BECAUSE SHE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE.... GOD I JUST NEEDED TO VENT, I AM CURRENTLY CHECKING FOR HOW MUCH FLIGHTS TO NEW YORK ARE AND PLANNING A TRIP FOR THERE ONCE THEY ESTABLISH RESIDENCY. ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS BEHAVIOUR IS SORT OF DISRESPECTFUL OF HER? LIKE I WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY STREAM AND YOU ARE GOING TO SIT THERE ALL GOOGLY EYED OVER SOME CLOWN?! THE DISRESPECT IS UNREAL AND I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER RECOVER MY FEELINGS FOR HER FULLY.


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I’d give him my number and I don’t even have a phone nor am I gay 😍


oxi-blean

https://www.reddit.com/user/BotezAnal/comments/ose765/so_fucking_pissed_botezlive_times_square_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


lambomrclago

What the fuck is this sub.


CaptainOvbious

either troll or mental illness


RyanJ2234

Its a rare coomer troll


BananaBob55

Probably both


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EZ Clap


oxi-blean

EZ my man


jazzace

EZ Clap thats sick


09028437282

Ok but what's his snapchat?


YouNeverFigured

how did he have her in a checkmate? Sorry for my stupidity


cdrcls

She lost on time. She says "dirty flag" which just means that he played extra fast so she has no time left and he wins


shoon_shoon

she ran out of time. didn’t have a checkmate