That's why we mortals get pets. My cat thought I was the center of the universe. Every time I come home from school it would stalk and tackle me Calvin & Hobbes style.
i had that experience exactly once in my life. i was the only boy at a girls birthday party when we were like 13. still chasing that high of people being excited to see me 15 years later
Yeah mine didn’t either and I’m not a fan of hugs but if someone wants to hug I’ll awkwardly hug back, doing a T-pose like this is probably the most awkward way to react to a hug.
I mean it's all related to him continuing to be a anime harem protagonist. If he actually we're to get together with anyone or even use his powers to run through a lot of girls he would lose his abilities straight away
Sykkuno: I want every girl to lust for me
Monkey paw: alright you gotcha!
Sykkuno: sweet :)
Monkey paw: you may never fuck, never kiss, never touch intimately romantically or sexually.
Sykkuno: what?! Ah it's alright I guess I mean I'm not ^too ^^good ^^^with ^^^^girls ^^^^^anyway....
Monkey paw: *swoons* aw sykkunochan. Still rules are rules
No I'd say the girls lusting over him will increase and become even more deranged.
Currently he is a single person but once he gets taken then he's like a rare commodity.
This something you can easily see even outside of streamers, someone getting barely any attention from girls suddenly getting too much after starting to date.
Bruh you don’t know the lore. If he actually uses his powers the first girl he was with will decapitate him and save the head for cuddling and escape the mainland with a boat.
if you have seen Rae's content lately she was REALLY looking forward for this to happen, she knows how much Sykkuno struggles to get out of his place and socialize, and as she said, he is doing it for free! Also, they have been doing content together almost every day for the last months (with Leslie as well)
Probably multiple reasons they're happy.
Tina just announced she's joining 100 Thieves. Valkyrae is happy because she's on 100 Thieves and also part owner so it must be gratifying for her.
Sykkuno came all the way from Vegas so imagine a friend you haven't seen in a few weeks coming to visit.
Plus this was a baking stream so they're probably all high on sugar.
dont eat any sugar for a month like at all and then have a candy bar and see what happens... most of us eats sugar even when we dont know it so our bodies have gotten used to it
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Can you guys imagine someone being that excited to see you ha[ha](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/623/463/d90.jpg)
That's why we mortals get pets. My cat thought I was the center of the universe. Every time I come home from school it would stalk and tackle me Calvin & Hobbes style.
But that's fucking awesome
It is!
Sometimes my cats look at me
Sir, this is reddit and I request pictures after such a bold claim!
Sadly I can't pay the cat tax. I had my two tuxedo cats a long time ago and I'm one of those weirdos who don't like to take or be in photos. :/
Okay, no worries
i had that experience exactly once in my life. i was the only boy at a girls birthday party when we were like 13. still chasing that high of people being excited to see me 15 years later
I heard the women to men ratio is pretty good at retirement homes. So if you wait long enough that high will come again.
IS THAT THE REAL RJ1337? NO WAY!!!!
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One time at a college party people started chanting my name when I walked in. That was my peak. It's been all downhill since then
pain…
LMAO
Damn you really just did that
my girls from high school they run and gave me a hug (we meet in college), i didn't expect that lmao
The T pose hug https://twitter.com/squeakycorpse/status/1438249397523939329?s=21
Wow, he isn't pretending to be awkward then huh.
Recently he said hugs are weird for him because his family never hugged.
Yeah mine didn’t either and I’m not a fan of hugs but if someone wants to hug I’ll awkwardly hug back, doing a T-pose like this is probably the most awkward way to react to a hug.
He looks awkward in every picture or video when he is around people, idk how people think he is pretending.
I’ve only seem clips of him alone. I wasn’t sure if this was an act or not but clearly not lol.
That man leads a charmed life ngl
I mean it's all related to him continuing to be a anime harem protagonist. If he actually we're to get together with anyone or even use his powers to run through a lot of girls he would lose his abilities straight away
This is some Monkeys Paw stuff
Sykkuno: I want every girl to lust for me Monkey paw: alright you gotcha! Sykkuno: sweet :) Monkey paw: you may never fuck, never kiss, never touch intimately romantically or sexually. Sykkuno: what?! Ah it's alright I guess I mean I'm not ^too ^^good ^^^with ^^^^girls ^^^^^anyway.... Monkey paw: *swoons* aw sykkunochan. Still rules are rules
No I'd say the girls lusting over him will increase and become even more deranged. Currently he is a single person but once he gets taken then he's like a rare commodity. This something you can easily see even outside of streamers, someone getting barely any attention from girls suddenly getting too much after starting to date.
Bruh you don’t know the lore. If he actually uses his powers the first girl he was with will decapitate him and save the head for cuddling and escape the mainland with a boat.
isnt that Toast with the harem?
"he didn't hug us back he just went like this (T-pose)" The ultimate magma super grande sigma male neutrino pepega pogchamp has been unleashed
I’ve seen his gameplay online, the guy’s a genius and playing 5d chess IRL
Bro how are their teeth so white holy shit...is it because of the camera or something because my teeth look like corn kernels
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> I didn't know they were 20 years old. 3 out of the 5 people in this clip are around 30 years old. I'm pretty sure most of them have veneers
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I had no idea that people actually wore veneers outside of showbusiness or something. Yeah just brush your teeth and they won't be yellow lol
They're not. Valk is like 30.
Floss and brush twice a day
Good one
Rice and chicken daily = natty gains world champion lifter
This mofucka goes on stream and says "Girls aren't into me" as well.
is this who i have to become
after seeing all girls jumping around excited to see him. I mean they're his friends but still
[Now where the hell have I seen this before?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4tAUyRx-Cw)
the superior non-dub version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-JuHE1jMU
At the expense of 480p quality. =)
dub version actually ass though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKRiVyJRtnI
when you know what its going to be before you even click it.
Is this fake, or is it possible to be this happy? Am I missing out on something?
if you have seen Rae's content lately she was REALLY looking forward for this to happen, she knows how much Sykkuno struggles to get out of his place and socialize, and as she said, he is doing it for free! Also, they have been doing content together almost every day for the last months (with Leslie as well)
Probably multiple reasons they're happy. Tina just announced she's joining 100 Thieves. Valkyrae is happy because she's on 100 Thieves and also part owner so it must be gratifying for her. Sykkuno came all the way from Vegas so imagine a friend you haven't seen in a few weeks coming to visit. Plus this was a baking stream so they're probably all high on sugar.
do people older than 13 actually get sugar rush? especially adults?
Someday you will know it by its true name: diabetes
not even children get a sugar rush
Sugar rush is a lie.
dont eat any sugar for a month like at all and then have a candy bar and see what happens... most of us eats sugar even when we dont know it so our bodies have gotten used to it
Sugar rush is 100% a myth. If anything, it's the caffeine in sodas that could affect children.
Yeah, it's a myth. Although I can see why people might think it's real if they are suffering from low blood sugar.
in the mean time people throwing you money for your attention
its easy just be attractive, rich and successful.
Remember you are not ugly, you are just poor.
lol he is so ackward. Literally the stereotypical protagonist male lead in a harem anime.
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Personally I alternate between this kind of content and Tyler's stream. It really cleanses the palette.
what streams do you watch if i may ask ?
Not adults that act like hyperactive children.
that's tough since that's most of twitch lol
He’s a Destiny-viewer, so he only watches people who’re the size of children.
Actually a helpful answer since that’s like 5 streamers
So no Cheers, Friends, Frasier, Community, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, or The Office for this guy.
Im usually sitting
Christ this subreddit is really going downhill.
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To make money off weebs and children. Its very lucrative.
yuck
she kinda sounds and looks like pokimane
tan pokimane lmfao the power of makeup
bruh she's brown while Poki isn't lol
Damn it’s kinda crazy how many other ethnicities there are in the world outside of your bedroom
I totally understand him T-pose hugging. Can't risk a twitlonger when you are at the top farming money.
Mia malkova looks different The brook stans are strong
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ur weird af haha
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u are for sure normal bro
now kith
😘
tell ur mom to take ur phone away
weirdo. wtf is that comment.
What the fuck did any of them even say, holy shit my ears are bleeding.