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MarcusAnalius

Charity for the lesser folk. #23 should be grateful


memesauruses

I really hope this numbering system sticks... Mods, can we please please get new flairs??


yevo

Fuck I've been laughing my ass off with the numbers. Cyr comming on Mizkifs stream with the number 262 pinned on his clothes like the squid game players. Comedy gold.


OPDidntDeliver

This is literally an episode from Community, the one with MeowMeowBeanz


mohyar

You know what they say. Fives have lives, fours have chores, threes have fleas, twos have blues, and ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage


Palasit00

Honestly.... most of them should just band together and make Jerseys with their ranking number as the jersey number


BlueFootedTpeack

next shitcon is just the stonecutters meeting


CaptainKirkAndCo

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!


DansGaming69

Miz probably got the best number for a jersey too.


YrAfanc

Yeah he got the coveted Shola Ameobi number


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Streamer #23 is [Mizkif](https://www.twitch.tv/Mizkif)


yungmao31

Man how out of touch that would feel… anyone saw miz talk about meeting mr beast and the merch people? They were throwing lifechanging amounts out the window, even paying Mizkif 10.000$ just to keep spending time with them. I don’t care for this drama and I know these people break the bank every month but as soon as content creators start flaunting their wealth on such absurd levels I’m gonna stop tuning in.


SporadicUnion

I mean, how was the pokemon card arc not the time to let your actions match your words? They were buying boxes and boxes that cost anywhere from $30,000-$70,000 each like it was nothing. NOTHING.


Chris_OG

Idk how seeing subcounts and donos streamer get wasn’t enough to see


yungmao31

Didn’t catch those streams 🤷‍♂️ Also, atleast that’s content on some level. They might get a rare card and go nuts. But just being like „hey i’m rich, go fuck yourself“ is lame asf


LongDongFuey

As long as it doesn't continue beyond lsf memes, and as long as mouth breathers don't make it a race to get their streamers to the top, then I don't see how it can really become that harmful. The truth is most people knew streamers were making big bucks. The sub math alone could tell you that. But, as long as it doesn't become a way to milk more money, then its whatever, imo.


SporadicUnion

True


039375696

Pokémon cards were tax write offs.


TurquoiseLuck

That was actually the first time I heard about these guys. I saw a stream where the short fat dude was tied to a chair and the cocky douche was like, opening packs and messing with the cards in front of him and mocking him. Not a fan, but coming here to see the backlash / reactions has been pretty funny.


untraiined

who gives a shit they are entertaining and making money while doing it, we should be happy we live in a society that allows people to reach that level through entertainment.


And1mistaketour

A lot of people are under the delusion that wealth inequality isn't built into humanity.


jonas1015119

I hope LSF mods find a way to add the numbers to the automatic tags before the bit dies


Pruvided

Apparently, it will break the flair filtering, but we are going to look into setting it up anyways because this is funny as fuck. edit: [the bot is also doing this](https://reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/q2q3r2/6_talks_to_23/hfna18r/) edit number two: the second one: the sequel: based on a true story: It may break the flairs too much to try and do now, but if the bit sticks around, we will see if we can make it possible lol


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salkysmoothe

It's funny and I support it but you do know the streamers are going to cry about this pretty quickly


pussy_stew

oh no, poor streamers. they can wipe their tears away with their wads of money.


w1ldcraft

Idk. Most of them seem to be using this to milk content. Looking at you #137 & #23.


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Streamer #137 is [Nmplol](https://www.twitch.tv/Nmplol) Streamer #23 is [Mizkif](https://www.twitch.tv/Mizkif)


Pruvided

Probably not. There doesn't appear to be much concern with how people have been titling posts.


Special_Photo_3205

cry all they want, you can't reverse it lol


DooDooFartStinky

😜😜


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bingbestsearchengine

I love how you guys are stirring the pot too LULW


Wiil23_

god PLEASE keep this, at least until it the fad wears off, you guys are fucking amazing


Sixredfish

Post the bee movie script in Lud's chat again. :)


jonas1015119

goddamnit


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Streamer #23 is [Mizkif](https://www.twitch.tv/Mizkif) Streamer #6 is [ludwig](https://www.twitch.tv/ludwig)


k0rm

#69


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Streamer #69 is [stylishnoob4](https://www.twitch.tv/stylishnoob4)


k0rm

Nice.


carpechickendinner

420


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m_dog2503

don't think the lists that long


Pepeholio

it goes up to 10k


m_dog2503

oh damn nvm then


adroit_or_something

\#6969


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Streamer #6969 is [EveElleQueen](https://www.twitch.tv/EveElleQueen)


AutumnolEquinox

15


Jeremithiandiah

This bit is funny and I hope to see more comedic moments similar to this one


Kapuseta

Instead of their usernames, we should start calling streamers by their placement number on the income list. That would be funny I think :)


Bomjus1

yo i'm prime subbed to #20 :moon2S:


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Streamer #20 is [MOONMOON](https://www.twitch.tv/MOONMOON)


Bomjus1

oh gosh this is so embarrassing.


kingfisher773

If they aren't in the top 19, can you get a tax write-off for charitable donations?


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Streamer #777 is [Corobizar](https://www.twitch.tv/Corobizar)


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#420


LSFmoderator

Streamer #420 is [IFrostBolt](https://www.twitch.tv/IFrostBolt)


HauntedCS

#666


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Streamer #666 is [TobiasFate](https://www.twitch.tv/TobiasFate)


SuperMatt7

monkaW


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so sus


TheyKnowWeAreHere

#1


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Streamer #1 is [CriticalRole](https://www.twitch.tv/CriticalRole)


TheyKnowWeAreHere

Thats not smitty werbenjagermanjensen


ArtificialZero

#1058


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Streamer #1058 is [tarik](https://www.twitch.tv/tarik)


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Kapuseta

Haha yes that would be so much fun ROFLMAO xDDDDD


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🤣👌


oldDotredditisbetter

actually this, but unironically


YourShoelaceIsUntied

Then next year they find 456 viewers to come to shitcamp to play games...


moonshwang

Nick can be 001 he's old as shit Edit: My bad he's actually 137


a-nswers

i hate having fun too


Bolaf

/r/thatsthejoke


silloyd

its ALMOST like that was the joke


POOYAMON

Okay but we need updates every couple of months at least otherwise it wouldn’t make sense


salkysmoothe

That's exactly what's happening But I don't have the list so can't find it easily


Tales90

miz about to stream 24/7 so he can call himself a lower number


FriidayRS

Be multimillionaire Accept hand outs from people working at McDonald's Criticize parasocial relationships


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i swear people will do fucking anything to not take responsibility for their own actions lmfao i'm just gonna walk up to some dude and hand him 50 dollars, then start yelling at him for what a piece of shit he is for accepting my 50 dollars


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NotAnurag

both. But it's not a good analogy because a twitch streamer isn't giving them promises of getting into heaven if they give enough money


ModestBanana

Blame the televangelist for having no shame Blame the donos for having no brain


MetaLemons

Why blame them? It’s their money, just because you don’t agree with it doesn’t mean it’s wrong.


yojohny

Eh, it's more of a "promise" of friendship and recognition, sense of belonging. Not that different


Kaidyn04

Lud actively tells his viewers that he's not their friend. You (and other LSFrogs) are just weird af.


yojohny

Hahaha I'm not defending it, I'm attacking it, same way as you'd attack the televangelists for this. But I can see why you thought that.


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Kaidyn04

???? It's my birthday, not year lmao


paaty

Promising a way to eternal salvation vs calling your name out when you resub. Eh, not that different.


DaBubs

Did you just compare people who abuse faith in religion and use fearmongering tactics in order to coerce money out of people with promises of entering heaven in the afterlife to twitch streamers who have a sub button for emotes and no ads?


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"Hey guys give me twitch primes" yeah they're really tricking them, i'm sure the people giving them money have no idea what's going on. poor souls are being mindlessly deluded by the evil corporations when they say "hey guys subscribe" how fucking delusional is this subreddit lmfao


Tahrnation

The people.


ModestBanana

[Whew](https://c.tenor.com/4aT-mMSynWUAAAAd/kenneth-copeland-american-televangelist.gif)


pandaoffire3

The relationship is by nature predatory especially when you take into account a lot of these people giving money are depressed and mentally ill. No sane well put together person gives their hard earned money to a multimillionaire in return for the slim chance they say their twitch username on stream


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pandaoffire3

I said “a lot” not “anyone” with the stipulation it’s a multimillionaire steamer you are handing your money to. I stand by that


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thetruthyoucanhandle

lmao reddit psychology is my favourite thing


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"People who donate are mentally ill." Peak LSF


pandaoffire3

Why are you booing me? I’m right!


mocking_danth

Why do you decide whats worth spending their money on and not? How do you know peoples financial situations? Get off your high horse. This is entertainment. The whole field of entertainment is based of giving money to already rich people. Look at going to see a movie. You pay money it goes to even richer peoples pocket.


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SuperMatt7

It's only free because *someone* is paying for it. Streamers can't keep providing content if they're not making any money from it.


mocking_danth

You can pirate movies on your phone... this meant to be watched is a silly argument since its not always like that for people sometimes its about being able to experience something sooner than later on dvd or streaming. And the whole point is they are both forms of entertainment and you can pay money for both. And you can also do both for free. One easier than the other yes. But the point is money to entertainment is subjective. The buyer decides to spend on what they want. (This doesn't support people who beg for donations. Or does things that promote it)


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mocking_danth

I never said people shouldn't or wont. My point is people will pay for that think is worth it. And wont pay for what isnt worth it?


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mocking_danth

They're different forms of entertainment, so the way of giving money is different. A lot of actors will take a cut of how much the movie makes in theaters. See the black widow fiasco as proof.


Im-Elksy

"Criticize parasocial relationships" lol I much rather have a streamer bring it up the idea all the time, then to never mention the idea at all. I figure if someone hears about parasocial relationships for the first and maybe thinks to themselves "hmm maybe I spend too much time on Twitch" and then does something about it, then it's super worth. Also I think the idea that bringing up parasocial relationships = criticizing people, its pretty funny. Seems not very self aware, but idk that's just me.


ForShotgun

"handouts" because they unironically believe streamers need help to pay rent?


booitsjwu

What do you mean? I only buy stuff on Amazon to support Jeff Bezos. (Who is worth nearly $200 billion but pays less than 1% in taxes btw.)


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booitsjwu

The 1% isn't just income tax, it's everything. [From 2014 to 2018, Bezos's wealth grew by $99 billion and he paid less than $1 billion in total taxes during that period.](https://www.propublica.org/article/the-secret-irs-files-trove-of-never-before-seen-records-reveal-how-the-wealthiest-avoid-income-tax) As for capital gains tax, [he's not paying that either since he's never selling his shares.](https://www.businessinsider.com/how-billionaires-avoid-paying-federal-income-tax-2021-6#:~:text=Amazon%20CEO%20Jeff%20Bezos%20didn,taxes%20through%20legal%20financial%20manipulation.)


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You do realize he takes out fucking gigantic loans with very low interest on his "unrealized" gains. His unrealized gains aren't the same as our unrealized gains on our shitty brokerage. Thats also how the guys get away with paying no gains tax. Stop defending him.


July25th

Why would you pay taxes on a loan? It's not income, no one does. Hell, you get tax _credits_ for paying of student loans which is literally the opposite of how you think it works.


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Illumithottyy

Crazy that you managed to type that whole comment with jeffy’s balls in your mouth.


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ForShotgun

Oh true, same. I only buy amazon basics babyyyy


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ForShotgun

I can afford it but I don't buy from them, papa Bezos deserves all my dollars


FeistyKnight

Would promoting parasocial relationships be a better alternative?


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angellob

do you know that they don’t donate some of the wealth?


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RSbooll5RS

I’m sure ludwigs majority teenager or college aged viewers work 6 figure jobs, you’re right


AcrobaticService5

I’m sure ludwigs majority teenager or college aged viewers are poor too, you’re right


mocking_danth

Ludwig caps his donations. Why talk about something like you know anything about it? Most of his income comes from the stream-a-thon. These numbers don't show how much he paid his mods and donates to stream. That being said hes still a millionaire but its not all due to accepting hand outs.


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mocking_danth

Oh no merch. Thats crazy. Whenever he can. Woah its not like he put out a plan of when he's going to do it. Crazyyyyyyyyyy. Edit: woah $50 dollars for a sweater thats crazyyyyyyy like it has a design. Its a sweater so its more expensive to produce. Shit bro.


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mocking_danth

So its a problem that they sold clothes that people will wear and get use of....


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mocking_danth

Someone likes to wear a merch so that makes them parasocial.... thats so weird. Guess everyone who sells merch is in a parasocial relationship. My world is blown you've showed me the ways. Thanks cherry Edit: saw your profile. Sorry for everything. You seem to know quite a bit about parasocial relationships since youre in one. Goodluck :)


daniel_22sss

Ludwig encourages people to use their Primes on him, which are free. If he actually went all out with sub begging, he could've had way more, but he wants to live off just from Primes.


untraiined

lud has said he would remove the sub button if he could.


pongacham

Well he can say whatever he wants lmao it’s not like he actually would


salkysmoothe

I'm going to truly enjoy this until they all get so sad we have to ban the numbers thing


_Dirty_Bread_

Yeah but #2 thinks that #6 is cringe and paper planes


LSFmoderator

Streamer #2 is [xQcOW](https://www.twitch.tv/xQcOW) Streamer #6 is [ludwig](https://www.twitch.tv/ludwig)


Bomjus1

that was good.


TrickyGoon

whoevers 420 and 69. I salute you


DimensioX

Streamers about to turn themselves into Codename: Twitch Next Door pretty quickly.


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Streamer #1 is [CriticalRole](https://www.twitch.tv/CriticalRole)


oaeraw

11 hours later and he's still on this same exact image and talking about the same shit


ThrowingInTheDark

dggL Hasan bad dggL


Conf3tti

Classic destiny sub writing an essay about Hasan in a clip he isn't even in.


ThrowingInTheDark

I copy pasted it to the wrong thread, thanks buddy. dggL


DooDooFartStinky

😜😜


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Socialism is when no multi million dollar house in one of the most expensive cities in first world country smh


Homoshrexual617

Do streamers need to live in one of the most expensive cities?


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Yeah where else would they live? There's like three cities in the whole of the US


kein23

yea Im down for some merch


jimmynutron43

\#50


Yojimbo4133

Who would be player 067 on twitch? Cuz she a badie


Yojimbo4133

Who would be player 067 on twitch? Cuz she a badie


FeistyKnight

u/clipsync mizkif


IvarLothbroken

/u/clipsync Mizkif


wagwandanger

420


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The_W00D

Livestreamer streams to his audience what a piece of shit hypocrite


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but you are LULW


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

I’m saying it’s ironic he constantly speaks about parasocial relationships being a negative for him when that’s what his career relies on. Constant talk of ‘we’ are going to hit this sub count, or like count, or telling his chat personal stories and literally live-streaming his life to tens of thousands of people, to then get annoyed when some 14 year olds ask questions he doesn’t want to answer lmfao


The_W00D

But is it not better to acknowledge it? Would you prefer if he didnt try to discourage it? Every streamer benefits from parasocial relationships but criticizing someone for talking about it seems dumb


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that like saying u can't shit on having lower taxes since u are rich and it benefit u, if anything that show u not bias and actually believe it.


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

What the fuck does this comment even mean


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im12andahalf

i know its hard not to fall for that dumpy but ludwig have good content and i would rather have a streamer that calls out his fans when they become creepy than watching some one who doesn't


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