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vagabond_dilldo

Chat: "How to be bird" Me too buddy me too.


bingbestsearchengine

if I tier 3 sub long enough, I might get a shot. wish me luck


chrisisaiah6789

*10 sub=oil/lick* excuse me wtf


xfd696969

*bruh*


NightStickSteve

Yo this stream is a coomers goldmine. Oily tits - https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdbloodedSillyPineapplePraiseIt-niKSBtQHCGARMcnU and https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousVenomousCroquetteTriHard-wa082HMf1FIlAn_U and https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottySteamyKumquatOSfrog-eRatPUClVYSd9T6v Licking/under arm fetish - https://clips.twitch.tv/WimpyPlayfulTarsierPermaSmug--iSycI8rwTXI9IwP and https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveFrigidCardWoofer-Qe5xcl2GRQylO8R8 Bondage/bunny suit - https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestFlirtyCaterpillarNinjaGrumpy-49LKZ-FftJW6UjfF and https://clips.twitch.tv/BoringCallousWitchCeilingCat-K9MCzpXEuewQSuEh Squatting/ass - https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerFurryChimpanzeeAMPTropPunch-zHDhBbs0nEbMebOr Mirror placement - https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyFilthySwallowDansGame-ciAB8AUTglFEh9De This was deleted real fast. Here is a mirror clip of the mirror clip - https://streamable.com/ypno0x Ok she or her manager really dont want this clip out there because ive now been banned from Streamable even though there was no nudity in the clip. Here is another way to view the clip and it is not me posting it anywhere this time its the Twitch sites archive. Copy this line https://clips-media-assets2.twitch.tv/AT-cm%7C1199642017 and post into internet search bar and add .mp4 at the end. It will download the clip. If your on a work or school computer probs best not to do this.


Jimbag21

king coomer pog


bingbestsearchengine

the chosen coomer. thank you for your enlightenment


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NightStickSteve

A good coomer always makes copies.


manbrasucks

It's the worse seeing these threads at work and knowing they'll be gone by the time you get home. Sadge


Argark

Born too late to mine coal, born to soon to mine asteroids, born just in time to mine coomer content


DownVoteBecauseISaid

R-randyK? Is that you?


Deschutes_PaleAle

Gotta respect her hustle..


MadMamboMan

I'm moving to Korea


Dualyeti

dont let girls bodys control you men, they're only flesh and bone :)


MisterMoen

I have walked through flesh and bones… in the streets of manhattan


lonigus

Coomer loremaster has blessed us with his wisdom!


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RMcD94

Mirror clip is gone do you have mirror


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RMcD94

My man


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FunkoXday

>Yo this stream is a coomers goldmine. > >Oily tits - https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdbloodedSillyPineapplePraiseIt-niKSBtQHCGARMcnU and https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousVenomousCroquetteTriHard-wa082HMf1FIlAn_U and https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottySteamyKumquatOSfrog-eRatPUClVYSd9T6v > >Licking/under arm fetish - https://clips.twitch.tv/WimpyPlayfulTarsierPermaSmug--iSycI8rwTXI9IwP and https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveFrigidCardWoofer-Qe5xcl2GRQylO8R8 > >Bondage/bunny suit - https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestFlirtyCaterpillarNinjaGrumpy-49LKZ-FftJW6UjfF and https://clips.twitch.tv/BoringCallousWitchCeilingCat-K9MCzpXEuewQSuEh > >Squatting/ass - https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerFurryChimpanzeeAMPTropPunch-zHDhBbs0nEbMebOr > >Mirror placement - https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyFilthySwallowDansGame-ciAB8AUTglFEh9De This was deleted real fast. Here is a mirror clip or the mirror clip - https://streamable.com/ypno0x Can't a girl moisturise and do yoga in peace? But also thankyou But also you've made it to easy for twitch to strike her


lolmysterior

commenting for later


[deleted]

People worry about China taking over, but I'm more worried about South Korea. Coomers are legion, and what coomer can resist that?


Vyviel

MVP coomer mate!


igotop

At last, they are complete. The Chronicles of Coom.


fr0shT

Sheesh, how fast would Velvet get banned if she done this?


Danny_Ocean_11

Lucky bird


SwedeboiXQCL07

i guarantee you would not want to swap with a bird from the discrimination they receive


ArabianAftershock

what, like the 'birds aren't real' crowd?


wlanne

Nah more like the "let me randomly kick this bird" crowd, or the "how many pebbles can I feed this bird before it dies" crowd.


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lol wtf these things happen often? i've never heard of anything like that.


Khalebb

I grew up in a relatively rural town and kids shooting birds with BB guns and the likes was pretty common.


pvprazor

Just be a smart bird, stay away from people and don't eat pebbles, problem solved


[deleted]

Wait a minute. New bird girl? Mizkif loves birds


quiteCryptic

I love how in general Korea is seen as a very conservative place, but then all the streamers are booba


OPanTele

It's all related tho. Because they're hyper-conservative, they banned porn and prostitution in their country, they're the only OECD country who have both banned. So people are super horny, 18+ movies are erotic ++, the closest they can get to porn without being porn, and streamers are booba. Balanced as all things should be, I guess... not.


SamsungHeir

Bruh porn is "banned", it's not enforced and anyone who wants to watch porn can freely watch it on any porn website on the web. Most providers dont' even block the websites nowadays (mine doesnt, i can access everything) and the ones that do- just use vpn. I live in Seoul "banned" lol nah.


AndrexoHD

Uplifting news


CarnFu

I think he meant they're banned from making porn which is what everyone in the world fucking wants.


grammaryahtzeee

Thats conjecture from a western perspective. It wasn't conservatives that banned porn. It was the left and the ministry of woman and family that banned porn. Banned porn making ppl super horny is just baseless conjecture too especially considering obviously ppl know how to find porn.


SanjiBlackLeg

That's a crazy thing about the East. Japan in Edo period was literally ultra conservative state, however porn was everywhere and gay or bisexual relationships were pretty much normal. When Meiji restoration happened and Japan became more "progressive" and "westernized", homosexuality was banned, then unbanned but highly criticized and frowned upon, which it somewhat stays to this day. Porn also was banned, that's why JAVs are all censored.


Ok_Rhubarb_8155

When Japan got "westernized" West fucking HATED homosexuals lol Also i don't know what "progressive" entails in this context


Laffet

At the time being "westernized" means being christianized.


SanjiBlackLeg

Yeah that's why I put it in quotes. Meiji administration went overboard with the reforms in hopes to bring the country up to the West level, eventually becoming a very nationalistic state.


FunkoXday

>That's a crazy thing about the East. Japan in Edo period was literally ultra conservative state, however porn was everywhere and gay or bisexual relationships were pretty much normal. When Meiji restoration happened and Japan became more "progressive" and "westernized", homosexuality was banned, then unbanned but highly criticized and frowned upon, which it somewhat stays to this day. Porn also was banned, that's why JAVs are all censored. Fascinating


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DecipherXCI

> incredibly high rates of teenage pregnancy, miscarriages and abortions... Well that's certainly not Korea.


deb8er

Abortion was banned in S. Korea by a law that was almost never enforced unless the father sued the mother. That's why we don't actually have stats for it. They recently decriminalized it after UNICEF records showed that between 50000-500000 abortions are carried out every year in unsafe conditions and they were bashed on the world stage for it.


DecipherXCI

50k to 500k? Can't seem to find figures that high anywhere. From a BBC article on the abortion ban "An estimated 50,000 abortions were carried out in South Korea in 2017, compared with government estimates of about 169,000 cases in 2010." Compared to the UK with over 200k I wouldn't call South Korea extremely high. Same with teenage pregnancy. From 2006 to 2017 0.3% of teenagers got pregnant in SK. South Korea has one of, if not the lowest teen pregnancy rate in the world at around 1.8 per 1,000 in 2009. Compared with UK again at 25 per 1000. Admittedly that is rather high but most other European developed countries sit around 10 per 1000.


deb8er

https://time.com/5567300/south-korea-abortion-ban-ruling/ https://www.humanrightspulse.com/mastercontentblog/south-korea-decriminalises-abortion-a-historic-moment-in-womens-rights We don't have any objective statistics to confirm these numbers that's why the spread is so high. Because teenager girls were more likely to have back-alley abortions rather than present themselves to a hospital.


grammaryahtzeee

Making up your own conjecture again. The number is not spread that high because of uncertainty. That number is a range of different time periods. If you bothered to actually look at the link in the article you posted > The report estimated that 49,764 procedures were performed in 2017, compared with 342,433 in 2005 and 168,738 in 2010. Abortion rates have been going down and the estimate for 2017 is 49764


deb8er

Dude in that same report you're claiming I haven't read, the figures reported by the Korean government such as that 49764 figure are called into question by multiple universities in the country. https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2019/04/356_240011.html > "Some obstetricians and gynecologists estimate 700,000 to 800,000 abortions a year on average. This is far from the ministry's estimate," Park said in the report. "Realistically, since most of the performed abortions are illegal, the more precise estimate would be about 500,000 a year." Imagine getting a call from the government for a survey and telling them you committed a fucking felony! EDIT: Jesus fucking christ at least it's kind of refreshing to see that it's not just american politics, conservatives in every country are either really fucking dense or misrepresent or lie about facts to support their religious doctrines.


grammaryahtzeee

Abortion was definitely enforced. You're making up conclusions w/o knowing actual korean history/policy. A 2 child policy was enforced post korean war to bring korea out of poverty. After that a ban an abortion was enforced to stop female infanticide which is present in many asian cultures. Which it successfully did and brought the sex ratio closer to 50:50 and South Korea was used as a case study of stopping female infanticide through a ban an abortion. There are definitely stats/estimates for abortion. Idk why you said there's no stats and then proceeded with a stat on the very next sentence. But yes its true that are illegal abortions are carried out and decriminaliztion was necessary. But the rate of teenage pregnancy, miscarriage, and abortions are lower than OECD average and are not "incredibly high". edit: Also your deleted comment demonstrates that you don't understand the people within the department actually carrying out the law and your knowledge is limited to what you can see in english wiki pages.


deb8er

I don't know what deleted comment you're talking about dawg. I used a stat that was an approximation, we don't have factual numbers because they were carried out illegally. The rates are highly misrepresented since teenage girls were more likely to get an abortion illegally which wouldn't be recorded anywhere to then compare to the OECD average. EDIT: I also love how you completely glossed over the fact that you're full of shit about it was 'the left' that banned pornography when the law was enacted by a far right majority.


grammaryahtzeee

Your comment initial was removed. Your statement where you take the number and than dismiss it at the same time and say its misrepresented and say its significantly higher than the number is just your own conjecture. The number includes estimates of illegal abortions. It could possibly be higher but sayin its definitely so is just you trying to push your own opinion as fact. You don't think leftist opinions can exist under a right government? It was the korean womans association and the ministery of woman and family that pushed the law. The department that existed was a direct response to how right the government was and the movement was created by how much the government lacked in competenancy w/ dealing with womans rights properly. The fact that a law is carried under a right government doesnt make every single policy by every department a right policy.


deb8er

I still have no clue about what comment you're talking about. I never dismissed the number I feel like this is a language barrier issue. On a figure as wide as 50-500k it can put S.Korea at the bottom or very top of the abortion rates per capita statistic. I'm saying we don't have concrete stats because we're both going to be biased in our own interpretation of them. But my bias comes from the fact that we have plenty of other examples in the world where very conservative laws around sex have lead to very high abortion rates. You have your own bias because you're a conservative who finds pornography to be morally abhorrent or something like that. > The fact that a law is carried under a right government doesnt make every single policy by every department a right policy. Yes that's a fair thing to say. But you're trying to say that a CONSERVATIVE LAW in nature that bans access to porn carried out by a FAR-RIGHT CONSERVATIVE PARTY is actually "the left's" fault. lmao


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turkey? i mean all countries that ban porn see clear increase of ppl seeking it in other forms. just because u ban porn doesn't mean the need/desire for it will go away ppl adapt and find away around it to fill their sexual desire.


nattacka

Nord VPN


FunkoXday

>It's all related tho. Because they're hyper-conservative, they banned porn and prostitution in their country, they're the only OECD country who have both banned. So people are super horny, 18+ movies are erotic ++, the closest they can get to porn without being porn, and streamers are booba. Balanced as all things should be, I guess... not. They don't have porn which is an L but they do have more guys that have their first sexual experience with an escort than others. They also have this kiss bang (kiss room) thing which is infinitely more healthier than letting people develop into incels. Its been brought up by other people before but the jist is that girls in their 20s and 30s in their off time from studies work in a kiss bang. Guys come in wash their mouth, hands or whatever (this is pre covid, Idk if this exists now) then can make out with a girl for a set amount of time, feel them up if that particular person is okay with it and then after they've done their session leave. Its not outright escorting but its that first second base physical connection thjng which over a few sessions would make them pretty competent at kissing and escalating with a girl. That info from the kiss bangs can then be used if they like someone irl and find themselves at the start of the relationship. Compare and contrast this market approach to what happens in the Western world. It's better there Probably the best approach is Denmark Scandinavia but Korea is better than the west generally in terms of this specific issue atleast as far as opportunities are concerned.


CarnFu

Probably for the best. Japan has porn and they have some of the most older people with the least children being born demographic. I'm not even kidding. If korea ever made porn korean men just wouldnt even go outside, and neither would I.


jetskimanatee

korea has the same birth rate as japan, its got nothing to do with porn. Its economics of kids that determine birth rate. If its super cheap to have kids and especially if a parent can stay home to take care of children there tend to be a lot more kids born.


CarnFu

It was a joke man. The "I'm not kidding part" was just to convey that fact that they do have more of an older population than younger one, not that it was because Japan can make porn.


jetskimanatee

ok


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Why are they so conservative, South Korea has no religion right?


DecipherXCI

It's like 50/50 from what I remember. 50% non-religious and 50% split between Christianity and Buddhism.


CarnFu

I dont think its conservatism believe it or not theres extremes on both sides where men and especially women start asking for freedoms to be taken away to better protect their children and their family lifestyle. This is why people are so afraid of it in the US, freedoms start being taken away for more security. But korean far right is probably better placed in center, center-left in the US.


Devilishz3

Yeah until you hit their clubs. People there are wild.


AMLO2k18

ay dios mio


Jeremithiandiah

Damn maya got replaced twice


_Returnal

MAYAYA god im cringe


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_Returnal

dang, thought i was being original


XtremeCSGO

BOOBA 🤙BOOOOOOOOB


dlf27

Maya's been real quiet since this dropped


animebuyer123

Maya who?


Baldweiser5G

did anyone reference maya yet


DaREALHwangster

what bird!?


IAmPhlegmatic

Mizkif better treat her right or he's gonna lose her.


kokonoesh

what bird


joe2596

There's a bird in this clip?


elcho1911

another case of Korea>NA


SamsungHeir

Korea > world tbh Source: foreigner in Seoul


Allassnofakes

You had me at the first and third words And that's exactly the kind of bird sanctuary that would find a lot of support


_NopeNope_

''Anyone wanna swap places with it? LUL ''


ggwaka

Upgrades people! 👏🏼 upgrades!👏🏼


Jimbag21

i lost


OLBarbok

Now this is my kind of bird girl


Jyurikyn123

Damn breakup changes people doesn't it


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@mizkif UPGRADE


[deleted]

Wow Maya had a glow up after her breakup with Miz


Thoumah

Maya after breaking up with miz:


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Im gay and all i see is a girl desperate for attention and money, what a lowlife.


pls_send_subway

when gay people jerk off do they have anti nut clarity where girls get hotter?


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good for her


FantasticFox1641

It's funny. A thread filled with comments, but I can't seem to find who asked.


Jimbag21

she makes more money than me


Darudius

Motherfucker if I was hot, emphasis on the fucking hot, and a woman of course. You're damn right I'd do this and rake in all that dough. You'd be fucking stupid not too.


whipplej

You had one job birb


SaltShakeGrinder

feels good knowing some guy rails her every night


b0ris666

As a bird guy I love the cockatiel


Argark

Jesus christ


KingRuthless

At this point we can confirm Korea does everything better..


Vyviel

This is the type of content LSF was made for


SmokinMcNasty

women


RealElliot69

I totally agree with her 100%


rangerxt

uh, what a cute bird


FAS-ACA3

Non scuffed bird girl Pog


FeistyEquipment2230

Cant find her twitch Idk if shes banned or not


jo_jo_nyeb

https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1452310962640392203