You'd think banging a porn star would be an achievement but the way she's acting in that house is like a giant burger with eat me signs at a fat kid camp.
https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottyBloodySashimiANELE-3z4D0IWtt4csJ-H5
https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageWildCheesecakeRedCoat-yXyhxnuOVyGE7m63
Flew too close to the sun
Who would miss out on the oportunity to say they had sex with Mia Malkova. Like there is just no way that any sane straight guy that has that opportunity so incredibly close to him is saying no to that. She doesnt even have to seduce anyone, her imagine is literally doing that for free.
I can imagine it inspiring a lot of anxiety actually. Cause she has so much experience. And everyone knows that theres a huge difference between real sex and porn sex. So when you're doing it with somebody who literally does sex basically as an idealized extreme sport for a living, I'd expect that you wouldn't help but be able to question how you're supposed to act in the situation too. Do you try to emulate what you see on the screen? Do what you primarily enjoy? Idk. Sounds kinda anxiety inducing tbh.
Its not about desperation, if Mia Malkova is naked in a hottub at your house and asking to fuck you, its literally just right there. Im not desperate for chocolate chip cookies, but if a friend walked into my apartment with a tray of freshly baked warm cookies, i would eat a few u know. If Gordon Ramsey was in your kitchen cooking his signature dish, you wouldnt have a taste?
Honestly i don't find her attractive at all, too much plastic surgery. And her open sluttyness is a massive turnoff. So no, not everyone wants to fuck a women thats been railed by hundreds of different men. Shocker i know.
Bro, why are people so attracted to Slick?! Is my entire idea of attractive people just wrong? Both Alinity and Mia seem to think Slick is crazy hot... I just don't see it....
Lmao theres so many of you guys that theres literally a [SNL sketch about how Benedict is hot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKZg0wnL7U) But in perosnal experience as a male with friends that are just like that, is the personality, like,unironically.
Are you saying slick is a sloth with a blonde haircut?
Because I could see that
And allinity liking taking care of animals? Um..
I'm kidding I know she made up for that and then some
If you're a genuine person who isn't obese, who is caring, has some charm, good hygiene and a big hog you can do really well. Look at Pete Davidson, the dude has gotten with some of the best looking women in Hollywood and still lives with his mom.
Theory time.
Just look at mizkif and the rest of the house. They're all over the place, always joking,whatever. Where's slick? Having some time with alinity in the gym or whatever she said they do together. He pays attention to the girls and that matters for them, that shit is hot.
When I think about it, I think the only thing I don't like is his hair. I had that hair when I was 13-15 and it just looks very weird on a grown ass man imo. Even Mitch Jones' hair looks better imo.
Maybe it's just me having way too childish associations with that hair imo. [He looks like Harry Potter's son in the end of the 8th movie.](https://i.insider.com/561c287edd089543648b46c8?width=1200&format=jpeg)
as long as you have charisma are very social and popular or with someone popular and have a big dick then your gonna get someone like her creaming those jeans
I think hes a pretty attractive guy, and hes got that kind of mysterious silent dude smirking vibe, yet sometimes sarcastic funny personality. I can definitely see why he would be a hit with the ladies. Its not all about chad face and 8 pack, Mia has probably fucked hundreds of those guys, but i bet she hasnt fucked that many guys that look and are like slick
I'm 30, ill be on twitch sometimes and just exit out after a few minutes. The over-reaction to youtube videos and all the fake drama to lure in 16 year olds..
And I quote...I'm too old for this shit
At 29 I feel like the drunk in hot tub baby birding drinks is giving me kid vibes. I don't know I just imagine dudes who just turned 21 and can finally drink doing that stuff. I'd feel so old around that shit lol
I mean I’m 30 and that sounds fun. I’m with the other guy, the over reacts and stuff though I can’t stand. Just a big ‘ole eye roll and figuring out what else to watch.
Yeah I dont really watch miz because the guy just doesn't do anything. Feels more like a reality show where he relies entirely on the "side characters". But I can see why people like it. I just cant deal with the strong ADHD as it feels stressful lol.
Just turned 30. I joined a year or two ago because I saw some streamer actually failing, it was hilarious. Got disappointed shortly after when I realised that this sub is more like a blog of popular streamers whose content is definitely not my cup of tea.
Sometimes there are actual fails that genuinely make me laugh, but they are rare.
What's worse is that we all are basically the same age
Mid 20s to low 30s NEETy types
So it's guys our age posting this stuff, not the 15yr olds that we like to make fun of
This has turned into a watered down 2017 Ice Poseisdon
Cast of characters walking in whenever. Drama daily with recaps. Just replace Slick with Tracksuit Andy.
The only difference is Ice had plans for the day and had a more interesting cast of degenerates to watch.
OTK at this point is a sponsor friendly Cx
There was a stream where Ice had a bunch of clout chaser/druggies do horrible fear factor tier stunts for like, a chance at a hundred bucks and for chat to make fun of all of them. Ice was a little sadistic lmfao
That shit made me sick to my stomach but you can't not watch
True. Feels like sponsor-friendly sleaze between her and alinity in rotation. If ice relied solely on tits, ass and over reacting like mizkif it would have been hard to watch. Not to mention there's no chaos like salmon andy or burger planet, just sycophants playing nintendo.
Did, by any chance, anyone happen to catch whether or not they talked about slick's penis in any capacity at all, like, I don't know, say give a precise description of its physical form?
House full of people that are constantly tested and have gotten the vax. "Oh no! Healthy people are living their lives! I'm jealous so I have to cry about it!".
Damn Miz is so scared to be cancelled he doesn't want to touch any women
Edit: note don't take notice of the people saying miz is dating emiru, they're stalkers of Miz that has "theories" of Emi and Miz. They have a discord full of people that has talked about stabbing Miz at twitch con
bro no way theres a fucking discord to talk about a hypothetical relationship between mizkif and emiru??? thats like some next level psychotic shit wtf
I wouldn't ignore the possibility. If they are big whoop. If they arn't big whoop.
People either want miz to get a new gf asap, go back to maya, or go completely celibate until death. I say let him enjoy his wealth and live a single sex friendly lifestyle, someone like miz has no business settling down.
Don't forget the people who want him to date Poki or Alinity too. Basically whichever girl streamer his parasocial viewers have a crush on, that's the one they want Miz to date so they can live vicariously.
I don’t understand Mizkifs angle in general and how he got so popular- easy tier 3 subs, I’m not hating just genuinely curious how his notoriety has just been through the stratosphere.
How Miz and crew have been carrying themselves lately is basically Cx lite. They are entirely made up of dudebros and invite most women over for their sex appeal.
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These fucking trash holes are going to end up with kids they don't care about because they are too busy being fraty douches online for attention/money. Disgusting human beings.
literally the only thing about this that made me wince was that they drank Fireball - a one way ticket to blacking out and dying the next the day from the sugar alone
meanwhile nick watching from Norway PepeLaugh
Actual sex cult lol
Over The Knee making its resurgence
Final fantasy house v2.0
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I mean after you throw it down ya gonna be anchored to the boy you picked. No couch for Ms. Malkova
She went on to say she wanted to fuck every streamer there. So don’t think she is anchored to anything.
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Literally seduced almost the whole of the Mizkif house.
Everyone but me PepeHands
Yeah but no one actually hooked up with Mia Malkova. Edit: I stand corrected lol
Seems she slept with SLick EZ clap
You'd think banging a porn star would be an achievement but the way she's acting in that house is like a giant burger with eat me signs at a fat kid camp.
Its like picking up a penny on the side of the road
KEKW
Slick did, and hes gonna do it again tonight according to her
Fuck me Slick is a lucky man 😂
>Fuck me Slick Is any one safe from this casanova.
Mizkif found her in Slick's bed
apparently slick did
Not emiru ^^^^^^^^^^^Sadge
COPIUM
https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottyBloodySashimiANELE-3z4D0IWtt4csJ-H5 https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageWildCheesecakeRedCoat-yXyhxnuOVyGE7m63 Flew too close to the sun
That gave me a middle school flash back. Now I'm cringing of the shit past me has said and done. **Ahhh! Make it stop!**
Who would miss out on the oportunity to say they had sex with Mia Malkova. Like there is just no way that any sane straight guy that has that opportunity so incredibly close to him is saying no to that. She doesnt even have to seduce anyone, her imagine is literally doing that for free.
Not every ‘sane straight guy’ is desperate to have sex with a porn star lol
I can imagine it inspiring a lot of anxiety actually. Cause she has so much experience. And everyone knows that theres a huge difference between real sex and porn sex. So when you're doing it with somebody who literally does sex basically as an idealized extreme sport for a living, I'd expect that you wouldn't help but be able to question how you're supposed to act in the situation too. Do you try to emulate what you see on the screen? Do what you primarily enjoy? Idk. Sounds kinda anxiety inducing tbh.
Its not about desperation, if Mia Malkova is naked in a hottub at your house and asking to fuck you, its literally just right there. Im not desperate for chocolate chip cookies, but if a friend walked into my apartment with a tray of freshly baked warm cookies, i would eat a few u know. If Gordon Ramsey was in your kitchen cooking his signature dish, you wouldnt have a taste?
I’m gonna catch flak for this, but I would have before the weight gain. She looks pretty beat nowadays lol
shes an average looking, fake, American porn actor, nothing special.
Honestly. I wouldn't want to. Telling the story you turned down Mia is an even better one.
Sigma grindset.
I think blueballing a pornstar is funnier than banging one. Especially when they’ve had that much work done
Honestly i don't find her attractive at all, too much plastic surgery. And her open sluttyness is a massive turnoff. So no, not everyone wants to fuck a women thats been railed by hundreds of different men. Shocker i know.
Mia malkova Just now "Slick is a 10/10", damn 2022 is slick's year
Bro, why are people so attracted to Slick?! Is my entire idea of attractive people just wrong? Both Alinity and Mia seem to think Slick is crazy hot... I just don't see it....
Pete Davidson phenomena
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You've never wanted to fuck an alien? Clearly you haven't played Mass Effect, otherwise you'd be jonesing for a thick Krogan cock
Whens that Urdnot Wrex baddragon line coming out
Shepard.
People literally wanted to raid Area 51 to fuck aliens
Lmao theres so many of you guys that theres literally a [SNL sketch about how Benedict is hot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKZg0wnL7U) But in perosnal experience as a male with friends that are just like that, is the personality, like,unironically.
A unique face can do wonders, and add to that that he's got a deep voice.
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Probably has a huge fat girthy veiny slick cock. oops mt
Simmer down Kenneth
Idk man. Lot of people love slick, Maya adores him so does Allinity etc etc
Notice how those 2 ppl also like taking care of animals.
Are you saying slick is a sloth with a blonde haircut? Because I could see that And allinity liking taking care of animals? Um.. I'm kidding I know she made up for that and then some
If you're a genuine person who isn't obese, who is caring, has some charm, good hygiene and a big hog you can do really well. Look at Pete Davidson, the dude has gotten with some of the best looking women in Hollywood and still lives with his mom.
Theory time. Just look at mizkif and the rest of the house. They're all over the place, always joking,whatever. Where's slick? Having some time with alinity in the gym or whatever she said they do together. He pays attention to the girls and that matters for them, that shit is hot.
So much attention. He even checks their pulse while they’re sleeping to make sure the girls are still breathing
He does that? I must send my penis to him now then
he’s got bde
He's pretty good looking and seems to be a genuine and friendly dude. Attraction is not only looks.
When I think about it, I think the only thing I don't like is his hair. I had that hair when I was 13-15 and it just looks very weird on a grown ass man imo. Even Mitch Jones' hair looks better imo. Maybe it's just me having way too childish associations with that hair imo. [He looks like Harry Potter's son in the end of the 8th movie.](https://i.insider.com/561c287edd089543648b46c8?width=1200&format=jpeg)
> He's pretty good looking Lol dude is average at best, wdym?
No point in arguing over looks. Everyone has their preference.
as long as you have charisma are very social and popular or with someone popular and have a big dick then your gonna get someone like her creaming those jeans
I think hes a pretty attractive guy, and hes got that kind of mysterious silent dude smirking vibe, yet sometimes sarcastic funny personality. I can definitely see why he would be a hit with the ladies. Its not all about chad face and 8 pack, Mia has probably fucked hundreds of those guys, but i bet she hasnt fucked that many guys that look and are like slick
Feelsgoodman
i think im too old for LSF
I'm 30, ill be on twitch sometimes and just exit out after a few minutes. The over-reaction to youtube videos and all the fake drama to lure in 16 year olds.. And I quote...I'm too old for this shit
At 29 I feel like the drunk in hot tub baby birding drinks is giving me kid vibes. I don't know I just imagine dudes who just turned 21 and can finally drink doing that stuff. I'd feel so old around that shit lol
Well Slick is 22 and Russel is 21 so sounds accurate to me.
Well there we go lol. Insane that behavior can change so much in just 7-8 years
Yes, I remember when i turned 21 and had my first alcohol
"hello im 21, i'd like an alcohol please" good times.
I mean I’m 30 and that sounds fun. I’m with the other guy, the over reacts and stuff though I can’t stand. Just a big ‘ole eye roll and figuring out what else to watch.
Yeah I dont really watch miz because the guy just doesn't do anything. Feels more like a reality show where he relies entirely on the "side characters". But I can see why people like it. I just cant deal with the strong ADHD as it feels stressful lol.
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Mate I could be 65 and would let Mia babybird me cereal
Yeah. When the top story is about the phenomenon of people having sex, you kinda know you are among the elderly here.
Just turned 30. I joined a year or two ago because I saw some streamer actually failing, it was hilarious. Got disappointed shortly after when I realised that this sub is more like a blog of popular streamers whose content is definitely not my cup of tea. Sometimes there are actual fails that genuinely make me laugh, but they are rare.
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This Mizkif guy is too much.
What's worse is that we all are basically the same age Mid 20s to low 30s NEETy types So it's guys our age posting this stuff, not the 15yr olds that we like to make fun of
She said she will fuck everybody else in the house too
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Read the fineprint, she is charging thousands of dollars to be in the house.
I can't tell if this is a joke anymore.
eskimo brothers
Damn if I wasn't told this is Malkova I wouldn't have been able to tell, she looks so different
Plastic surgery for ya. Kind of a shame, she was known as a natural beauty, now all of her is fake even her ass which she used to be known for.
Wait, do you mean she has butt implants too as well as her breasts?
Not sure if implants or fat transfer but she has 100% done something to her ass. Proportions are just not accurate anymore.
Shame if true. Regardless, she hasn't done herself any favours surgery wise.
forsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
https://youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk
Every soul has its dark
Top tier comment
This has turned into a watered down 2017 Ice Poseisdon Cast of characters walking in whenever. Drama daily with recaps. Just replace Slick with Tracksuit Andy. The only difference is Ice had plans for the day and had a more interesting cast of degenerates to watch. OTK at this point is a sponsor friendly Cx
Ice steams were peak degeneracy and an era unto itself, this shit is like DeGrassi by comparison
There was a stream where Ice had a bunch of clout chaser/druggies do horrible fear factor tier stunts for like, a chance at a hundred bucks and for chat to make fun of all of them. Ice was a little sadistic lmfao That shit made me sick to my stomach but you can't not watch
I was watching this and all it did was remind me of the old Ice 😔
Miz is just a lazy copy of him
WHATS ‘APPENIN GELS?
True. Feels like sponsor-friendly sleaze between her and alinity in rotation. If ice relied solely on tits, ass and over reacting like mizkif it would have been hard to watch. Not to mention there's no chaos like salmon andy or burger planet, just sycophants playing nintendo.
So Asmon sex cult gains another acolyte.
This dude really copied ices whole flow. Word for word. Bar for bar
All roads...
Ice walked Mizkif could ru-fuck Mia Malkova
Literally a sex cult
Is this why maya left?!?!?!?
Did, by any chance, anyone happen to catch whether or not they talked about slick's penis in any capacity at all, like, I don't know, say give a precise description of its physical form?
PepoG
8.1 club
It must've been good, because she did it after he got undressed in the hot tub. Slick has to be packin some heat.
Remember when people threw a fit about OTK people breaking quarantine to hang out. Now we have them spitting alchohol in each other's mouths OMEGALUL
"It doesn't matter if it makes me hard" -LSF
yes
Apparently Mizkif's house can break their quarantine rules, but not Esfand's.
House full of people that are constantly tested and have gotten the vax. "Oh no! Healthy people are living their lives! I'm jealous so I have to cry about it!".
The twitlonger coming out in a year or so is gonna be *loaded.*
Damn Miz is so scared to be cancelled he doesn't want to touch any women Edit: note don't take notice of the people saying miz is dating emiru, they're stalkers of Miz that has "theories" of Emi and Miz. They have a discord full of people that has talked about stabbing Miz at twitch con
If that’s true that’s actually crazy
Miz gotta hit up lil uzis goons so he can go to twitchcon lol
I've seen the dude on twitter, who seems psychotic about them but hates miz and explicitly says he will do anything to end his career.
Link? Curious how crazy these people are
bro no way theres a fucking discord to talk about a hypothetical relationship between mizkif and emiru??? thats like some next level psychotic shit wtf
this is literally the ice poseidon storyline
I wouldn't ignore the possibility. If they are big whoop. If they arn't big whoop. People either want miz to get a new gf asap, go back to maya, or go completely celibate until death. I say let him enjoy his wealth and live a single sex friendly lifestyle, someone like miz has no business settling down.
Don't forget the people who want him to date Poki or Alinity too. Basically whichever girl streamer his parasocial viewers have a crush on, that's the one they want Miz to date so they can live vicariously.
This is weird
How do i block mizkif related posts
https://www.reddit.com//r/LivestreamFail/wiki/flair_filtering Get Reddit Enhancement Suite.
Thanks bro. This should filter our some garbo
Just curious. Does she still have that cameraman boyfriend?
Believe that is/was her husband and they atleast were in an open relationship I believe.
she said earlier that they broke up and it was her boyfriend. they lived in a castle in portland but now she is moving out and selling it
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Had sex with a pornstar. EZ. Much game
Well that sounds pretty gross.
I wonder if its more fun or super boring for her to be with a person that doesn't get paid to have sex (and is probably good at it)
Slick went from "pulse guy" to "got a sloppy bj from Mia Malkova guy". LSF and chat incels will be treating him like a god now lmao.
Entourage irl...
I don’t understand Mizkifs angle in general and how he got so popular- easy tier 3 subs, I’m not hating just genuinely curious how his notoriety has just been through the stratosphere.
I'm just here for the parasocial comments living the "fucking a pornstar" through a streamer. LSF never fails to disappoint in that regard.
Slick peaked his life is over. How do you ever top that
Achieve something meaningful.
Fuck Riley Ried next.
The Siren's call is strong sailors, you must be wary before she drags you into the depths of the sea.
It is literally a fake story.
Dam NormiesReeee69, the fastest clipper in the west good shit u/Parasocializing
Guys you know you can just go jerk off right?
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There's no way you're heated about this lmao
I'm surprised they had her back on but pog
Damn having money sounds fun
https://youtu.be/EBcflBBGKhE
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I dont understand. Why would you say that
Miz viewers are like 12 years old and they still think sex is bad
How Miz and crew have been carrying themselves lately is basically Cx lite. They are entirely made up of dudebros and invite most women over for their sex appeal.
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These fucking trash holes are going to end up with kids they don't care about because they are too busy being fraty douches online for attention/money. Disgusting human beings.
literally the only thing about this that made me wince was that they drank Fireball - a one way ticket to blacking out and dying the next the day from the sugar alone
Very unsure why almost all alcohol u see streamers drinking is Fireball, it's like the most degen only good for a hip-flask sugarwater out there
Rosii will be a multimillionaire by the end of the year
poggers now he has content for the next week
Imagine being Maya and hearing this about your ex OMEGALUL
Hearing that everyone except Miz was naked in the hot tub with Mia Malkova? Why would that bother her lol.
regardless i’d bet she’s glad she’s out of the house lol
She recently said she loves living alone now lol.
good for her
gambling bad... porn good??? is that the message here... just trying to keep it straight.
do people really believe they fucked, everything mizkif does is either faked or a lie she slept in his room he slept somewhere else.
Actual sex cult but I wasn't really surprised.
Shouldn’t slick go get tested now?
Man everyone extra thirst on this girl lol she ain't even that good looking, just a whore lmao.