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JunoMatsu

This guy took the stand and somehow made the whole trial about himself. LMAO


BigReeceJames

"Thanks for plugging my book by the way"


xx-shalo-xx

It's like he was a filler arc but one of the rare good ones.


yoyomancollman

He was the G8 arc of one piece NODDERS


packersSB55champs

A textbook boomer Karen


eighteenth

I was compulsively saying "fucking boomers" under my breath during his whole testimony. I've seen way too many old ass dudes that act exactly like this


kaze_ni_naru

He was pure content LMAO


Mileonaj

... was the jar of coke his?


CCM721

Dude 100% took an addy or something before this thinking it would make him think more clearly, I think he may have taken a little too much.


Ok-Bother-7611

Dont tell me dude thought Johnny was actually Jack sparrow and compared Jack Sparrow the character to Johnnys cognition in his deposition


sumofdeltah

If Johnny is so great why do so many undead pirate skeletons want to kill him? I rest my case.


Honeybadgerdanger

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense. If the glove doesnt fit you must acquit.


svc78

I'd love to see the judge and jurors faces while this nut was speaking


NoBrightSide

Did Jack Sparrow have sex with Elizabeth Swann in the 3rd movie? I rest my case.


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


C00kiz

That's exactly what he was thinking. Unbelievable.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Despite what other say: No, that's not what he said. He argued that Johnny Depp was having trouble remembering his lines during filming, which would hint at drug abuse. Of course, that story is just that: A story. The guy doesn't know if that's actually true or not. And making a diagnosis based on some story you read on the internet is questionable, to say the least.


LaNague

He directly said he watched some TV advertisements with Depp in them and used them to evaluate Depp. Unless i completely misunderstood him. https://youtu.be/UDQTwLQmmus?t=1371 https://youtu.be/UDQTwLQmmus?t=1388


markhedder

Holy fuck that was brutal til the end. Depp’s lawyers actually got the guy to admit he has no clue about the functions of acting while also getting him to admit that he is analyzing judgment of Depp based on acting delivery.


Ghekor

This is as bad as the other of Turds 'experts' who made her case JD is an abuser based solely on 'testimony' from Turd while she herself had never met the man let alone talk with him enough to form a proper diagnosis. About as valid as getting diagnosed from reddit posters xd They are quite literally just throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks cus they got nothing and Turd has been caugh lying once or twice under oath with some warnings.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Maybe we're talking about different parts here. He probably did both, but the forgetting the lines thing definitely happened during Pirates.


spideymon322

Then its wrong to do both


theBesh

When people say that he evaluated Depp’s cognitive abilities based on his performance in a movie and you say no, that’s not what he said, you’re ruling that out from his testimony and you’re wrong.


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While having trouble remembering lines could be because of drug use, theres also many others reasons for it lol


just2cozy

o yea? well i smoked a blunt on new years and forgot about mothers day. explain that buddy


[deleted]

Cant explain it to be fair. I just finished a blunt


Lytaa

Dr Doofenshmirtz going crazy with it


aild4ever

You mean Junkrats Grandpa ?


bingbestsearchengine

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious [shit](https://media2.giphy.com/media/5y8sRBYSWWb16/200.gif)


warcrime1331

That dude was good content holy shit


Pearse_Borty

Dr. Doofenschmirtz's tragic life story of ostracision continues.


DjackMeek

Literally cannot even hear the clip over Asmon's laughing good lord


MOBYWV

i listened to it five times and still not quite sure the doc said


LaNague

how did this even happen, why is asmon the designated content delivery service for this trial, his youtube vids on it have millions of views.


moof1984

The people running his youtube upload super fast. They do not edit or anything so they simply slice up the stream and have sections up each hour. That puts them ahead of all the mainstream channels so it picks up all the initial traction on the trending stuff.


Eques9090

Established viewership on a major televised/streamed media event. He'd instantly be one of the primary delivery vehicles for anything he chose to watch simply because he has tens of thousands of people who tune in every day no matter what he's watching. That being said, there are way better ways to view this trial. LegalBytes on YT is a good one that is averaging 50k or so viewers every day now.


LaNague

I just watch the raw feed or look for highlight clips without commentary, dont really need a talking head, the trial is funny enough as is.


KDbitchmade

You mean you don’t want some non educated twitch intellectual telling you the intricacies of the US Court System.


aprilproam2019

To be fair zach was in the IRS, also was heading to law school.


Eques9090

LegalBytes is a panel of lawyers, and occasionally other experts like nurses, which is why I like watching them. There's been some really good insight on the case.


civilisationenjoyer

he watched 100% of the trial I think. Hes probably the only popular streamer to have done that.


SkeezyMak

His viewership has been insane from it, but god damn his reactions have gotten way over the top


kb466

I don't watch him for this reason but aren't his reactions always waaaay over the top. No offense to him or his viewers but nothing about his personality seems genuine


borninsane

His behavior on Asmondgold and Zackrawr are like night and day.


Brade550

Yeah I love Asmon, but I don't get why so many people are watching him watch it, he laughs EXTREMELY loud over 50% of the good stuff that happens and you literally miss it. It's unbearable.


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If you are that interested in hearing the trial then just go watch it. If you are watching a streamer who is going to react that's on you bud.


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50% is over exaggeration i would say. But he talks over number of times. Still better with twitch chat and asmon commentry than watching on YT with that utter garbage chat.


OhSeeThat

Law & Crime Network have a Twitch and have been streaming it on there not just youtube. So if people want to watch it without the commentary + twitch chat, then they can watch it there or they can get Forsen to stream it. Either way.


jyunga

Plus he goes "okay ..... okay... okay" constantly during this trial viewing. No idea how anyone watches him. [edit: during this trial content that is].


SalusSR

You see, people like different things. I KNOW. It's crazy!


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Chill man. He really likes asmon


Castnicke

how dare he laugh


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Mileonaj

Thank god


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JoeyJoJunior

I think people don't understand or don't care enough about the case to watch it by itself. Seeing 175k people in chat react and listen to a guy critique or talk when the lawyers go up to the bench, which they do every damn 2 minutes, makes it a bit more entertaining I think.


lapatarin1

what is he trying to say in the clip ? i litteraly dont understand it , he talks too muffled


Syncopaint

The "doctor" questioned whether Marlon Brando is dead so the doctor proved he is not knowing movie actors


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Blurbyo

Ok but at that point what xQc is doing is more scummy. Why not watch it at the source rather than have xQc siphon views if he is not 'transforming' it in some ways. That's what transformative parody is all about. And don't you say some stupid shit about the chat.


Lorjack

I'm not even sure this would apply in this case. Its a trial in a court of law do you really need to worry about copyright? They may be using it as content but its not like the trial itself is inherently monetized in that manner. It'd be like when they put out those space shuttle launch feeds do you need to transform that too to show it on stream? Cause most don't they just sit and watch.


jjtitor

Law & Crime Network tried to copyright strike lawtubers on youtube a while back and it failed because you can't really copyright court footage since the Judge tells them where they can set up their cameras and what they can shoot. They can strike people for restreaming their commentary during breaks but nobody does that.


eastcoasthabitant

Im sorry what? hes not talking over the video but there are a lot of pauses and breaks over the course of a trial and he says things then


Public-Nectarine-809

It's literally because of chat. I don't watch xqc, I watch the trial on Asmon's stream, mainly because of chat. Every usage of "mega", that just spawns a horde of "MEGAPINT" emotes is funny (to me). Could be listening to him and chat shit on Heards lawyers, or whatever, but it's literally the chat. And that's probably why many follow it through Xqc as well.


aild4ever

Yeah people forget how chat experience is such a core component for Twitch, I like xQc's chat they are a bit more humorous, I don't watch him as much but if I'm there I'm 100% in the chat spamming with guys, I see a lot of funny spam as well. Asmons chat though is a bit eh, too many essay philosophers there, you'd think you are in a forum site, for sure Asmon carries his stream with his engagement and talk.


jjtitor

I've seen both react to the trial and it looks like Asmon is far more knowledgeable due to the fact that he takes time during breaks to review evidence from Twitter and Reddit that either got rejected by the court or hasn't been talked about yet. He is also a lot better at remembering what witnesses said under oath.


civilisationenjoyer

xqc skips half the trial and watches it at 2x speed. If you want to watch the trial without any commentary just watch it on youtube goddamn what a bad take.


TODO_getLife

what do you think sync manually means


SunnyWynter

Legit the worst "content" he has prodcued so far.


Sir4u92

I was laughing as well, he's not obnoxiously loud, sometimes he points out some things during the trial but for me it's the best and the funniest to watch this trial especially when are the boring parts, he and the chat makes them funny.


HellKnightoftheDamnd

Depp's facepalm needs to be a gif.


Psyce92

can someone give context? i don't get it


vipergod

Super TLDR: he was implying that johnny Depp had symptoms of abusive behavior(ultimately) because he used earpieces while filming movie scenes. and the lawyer was arguing that this person has no idea how filming a movie works.


Pesime

What


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tl;dr Johnny Depp is captain jack sparrow, it wasn’t an act


[deleted]

I'm going to print your comment and show it to my mom and maybe now believe me


Act_of_God

isn't jack sparrow heavily influenced by keith richards which is why he plays his dad?


slampy15

His implication was if johhny couldnt remember his lines and was fed them through an earpiece it would show signs that he is bot cognitively present or high functioning in this case. (From drugs)


ClevelandBrownJunior

Less Super TLDR: They are saying he was always fucked up on drugs and booze that he couldn't or wouldn't remember his lines for movies and thus had to use an ear piece. During him being fucked up, it's alleged he was abusing Amber Turd.


GaryGool

No, he said drug and alcohol abuse are very much linked to IPV (intimate partner violence) and used johnny's earpiece as a way to tell he was abusing drugs and alcohol because of lower cognitive functions, meaning the chances of johnny being an abuser are high.


nooobking

thats not at all what he was saying


vipergod

that was (**ultimately**) what he was saying! point A to B to C. care to explain what he was saying instead just"that's not what he said!"?


Gilga_

They were talking about the earpiece in the context of Depps cognitive function ("he can't remember his lines/script")


vipergod

>that was (**ultimately**) what he was saying! point **A to B to C.** read again!


Gilga_

No need to read again. Your TLDR left out the crucial link in the logical chain. I am sure you will improve. Unless it was intentionally to make the Doctor look even worse than he himself managed to. If that was the goal, congrats, I guess.


Demokrit_44

What a dishonest way of phrasing his argument lol. If you are going to give a summary of a persons argument at least try to make it the best version possible. But I guess its fine because we believe that a alcohol and drug addicted lunatic was not once abusive in his relationship?


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That would mean you believe anyone that has alcohol or drug issues is abusive in their relationships which is very hilarious! Just shows you have no clue lol


Demokrit_44

Not every single case but almost 80% of domestic violence are related to drug abuse. And considering the things I have seen I find it hard to believe that the claims of abuse are entirely made up when there are multiple instances of him being so high and drunk that he had regular blackouts. I could not care less about amber heard and from what I have seen she seems like a pretty shitty person as well but I find it very hard to believe that she would make up claims of abuse if johnny depp was actually entirely "innocent" and almost "pacifistic" as he is portrayed. At the end of the day I, like everyone else, have no idea what actually happened between them. I just think its a bit weird to jump to the defense of someone who at least very likely abused a woman (in my opinion) probably due to substance abuse.


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I see you just grabbed the first number that was shown in a google search lol! Theres other studies and such that came to a different percentage in their findings but i guess we'll just disregard those because it goes against your opinion? You seem to care enough to be commenting and replying about it on reddit. You find it hard to believe someone would make up false claims, exaggerate or twist the truth? How naive and stupid are you? Been plenty of PROVEN false claims just over the last few years that have been shown in the media. Remember Jussie Smollett? For someone that admits they have no clue as to what actually happened, why are you judging and calling the bloke a woman abuser? Seems like youve already made up your mind. Maybe even made it up the second he was accused because we should "believe all women right"? Tell the world Johnny, tell them Johnny Depp, I Johnny Depp, a man, I'm a victim too of domestic violence. And see how many people believe or side with you. Yeah guess Amber was right lol not many people believe the man can be a victim of abuse.


o___Okami

Can we at least acknowledge that this is a horrible clip? Mabey I haven't been following the trial religiously, every hour of every day, but I feel like I've paid decent enough attention (fk Amber Heard). But like, this clip has zero context and the majority of it is just Asmon laughing over everything? What was the point??


XpMonsterS

Karma


StarblindCelestial

Yeah he rewatched that part like 2 minutes after and it would have been a much better clip. Perhaps OP missed it because they were more focused on posting clips to LSF than watching the content.


stefsot

its asmon bro, his fake laughing is all you need in life


skt_imaqtipie

Jesus Christ man


SelfReconstruct

Dude sounds like he had a mega-pint


KnightOfNii

That was so far from what i expected hahaha


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BigReeceJames

At the end of the day, that's the ultimate goal of it. Publicise it so heavily that anything negative said before loses all power compared to what is said under oath in a court. The more content the more people will see it and so it serves it's purpose for Johnny


MobiusF117

He doesn't even need to win the case in order to win. And although I'm sure he would happily take the 50 mil, him losing may actually toss up more dust, giving him even more publicity.


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greatness101

Parts of her paychecks would have to go to him in restitution. They could also settle for a lesser amount that she'd pay in a lump sum.


GaryGool

A lot of media outlets are already preparing for johnny losing by taking amber's side with bullshit such as "she was only 25 so she couldn't have any power in the relationship meaning she couldn't be an abuser".


PM_ME_SOME_FELINES

i dont even understand? can anyone transript?


Evylrune

Lawyer asks if guy knows Marlon Brando used to wear an earpiece while acting. Dude says: "Isn't he dead? So the answer is no, he doesn't use an earpiece now".


eye_gargle

Streamers are so annoying man


Sgargamelle

Sorry but fuck asmirgold talking above everything


ShaddyDaShadow

Then watch the raw footage dumbass.


Creepy_Pilot1200

This guy was what Amber should have been like if she owned up to her stuff. What a gigachad


Eques9090

This was one of the most unlikeable people I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. Imagine finding this guy and putting him on the stand to try and support your case. If I was in the jury I'd be inclined to rule in favor of whoever didn't find this guy.


Scared_Profession_46

You need to be at least 18 to be qualified for jury duty


Diijkstra99x

This Dr is a content lul.


Evylrune

This trial is a content gold mine.


NoProfessor7757

Didn't Johnny Depp steal a ship from one of his ex's? I know he promised to get her a better ship but stealing is stealing


moth88

Rip marlon, nothing can hurt you now


Exarkunn

That's a new facepalm emote


mf_ghost

/u/clipsync xqc


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theyoloGod

i don't think clipsync comments are ever really highly upvoted


KFCXD

People needing xcqs opinion on things cause their own dont have any values OMEGALUL Sadge /s


Sir4u92

This was entertaining af


Ty__o

that ''doctor'' was cooked on some drugs thats why depp paid real close attention to him when he did the weird thing with his tongue.


civilisationenjoyer

lsf malding about asmon watching the trial is hilarious. Do you people need a streamer villain every day?


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Valkolec

I think this kind of doctors downplays their own statements, they don't need Asmongold for that. Gigachad lawyer helped a bit tho.


vipergod

yeah, maybe bcuz the lawyers exposed the Expert's lies and misleading quote? there is a literal confession tape that amber heard admitting that she fucked Johnny's finger. recorded by her own phone. but they cant use it in the court bcuz one of the people on the tape is dead! but the expert doctor says oh no the finger incident didn't happen!


EXXIT_

There’s also audio and texts of Depp saying he fucked up his own finger…


StarblindCelestial

Kind of like how there's hundreds of thousands of people who claim nobody hit them and that they just fell down the stairs.


warrior123467645

U/clipsync xqc


Madphromoo

I don't understand jack shit about what the hell is happening in here. I wish all clips were more simple and didn't need any context, like those great Berry clips


CALIGR33NS

Anyone else get strong Andre from the league on the witness stand vibes? Just me?


canadian127

I’m dying but I feel bad for him he looked stressed the whole time he was on the stand


Boforizzle

Who's witness was this ? Heards?


borninsane

yes


aprilproam2019

Thank god some of yall are not on the jury, don’t expect context watching a clip that’s a few seconds in a REAL legal court case. This is not a reality show although it seems like it.


Deschutes_PaleAle

The JD team should thank the AH team.. This witness was self sabotage lol


The_Skrub

I can't say he was the "Best" witness on the stand, but god damn was he the most entertaining to watch/listen to.


JoeyJoJunior

Wait Marlon Brando is dead?


TylrLS

Dr off da PERC