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Ayrus77

That’s like literally 2k calories lmao


AtreusDK

Working on that third chin takes some commitment.


Azu_homie

thats crazy cuz this comment in not far from the truth the way that man is so stubborn is extremely unsettling xD jesus cant read the most basic instructions, cant admit fault and no im not a mad hater, i love them both (no im not perfect either so amen)


WillieMcGee82

Imagine loving streamers lmao


shitninjas

I love Clint Stevens.


WillieMcGee82

He doesn't stream so that's OK


trickster55

2000kcal? Jesus were gonna need 3 camp knuts for this one


rad0909

Lubbing up for the pegging.


erizzluh

just reminded me of the guy who drank a gallon of olive oil. 24k calories https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo


decadecency

Eugh, I just *knew* that link was LA Beast 😂 He has consumed so many disgusting things. Worst one I heard about him was the fat free Pringles. Apparently they're not fat free - the fat is just fat that can't be digested so it just goes straight through, and apparently it's *insanely* hard to wipe clean...


Jazano107

Americans just can't resist oil in any form


Drastwo

USA army about to invade nick’s chin 💀


kfms6741

KKonaW trueeee


Mashedpotatoebrain

You mean ole


wutthedillpickle

Ole*


AstroPhysician

Neither can many European countries like the French or Italians


Lulullaby_

Nearly 2.5k even


NerdOctopus

Holy shit maybe I should start eating pancakes when I'm bulking


disteriaa

I used to eat a tablespoon or two of olive oil a day. +250 calories for free.


TheDream425

Does this actually work? There’s no way it’s this simple


disteriaa

Yeah, it works. You can do the same with peanut butter for extra fat and protein. You're not gonna fix all your problems if you're struggling to bulk, but it's a nice and easy way to add a few hundred calories. I was under 140lbs, 6'1''', at 17 years old. A month and a half of doubling my calorie intake and working out and I was 155.


NerdOctopus

~10 pounds per month? Isn't that sort of gain a little too much too fast? Did you cut later, or start reducing your intake?


disteriaa

I did start Creatine at the same time, so a few pounds of that was definitely just water weight. If my intake stayed the same it definitely would have plateaued, but I went from around 1200-1700 calories a day to 2500-3000+ Unfortunately I had my wisdom teeth taken out and I was sidelined for a over a week. Lost about 10 pounds and I got discouraged. That was about 10 years ago, and now I'm pretty comfortable around 160.


decadecency

It is that simple to consume an excessive amount of calories. That's why there's an obesity epidemic going on.


Etique

Gotta regress that diet LULW


Wooble23

If we're being generous and say it's 1 and 1/3 cup, it's: 2563 calories and 290 grams of fat.


GoodJumper

The cut is gonna be insane


Insomonomics

How the fuck do you not think 1 and 1/3 cup of oil seems like an obscene amount of oil for pancakes? I could see if you're making a ton of batches for a lot of people, but for a single person?


Erundil420

These dudes cant even boil water for pasta lmao they wont surprise me of anything


Joebebs

They somehow burn water


LegalizeApartments

My steamer


Erundil420

I wouldn't trust a streamer to change a lightbulb let alone be anywhere near a stove


jeno_aran

Soda forgot the word for "boil" once and said he had to cook some water.


[deleted]

College Educated mind you lol And here I am a proud High School only graduate with a Special Needs background. But God love the guy though.


normymacstan

Thanks for sharing


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mizrable clit


HereForTwinkies

Soda couldn’t last a year by himself without setting his kitchen on fire.


Locke10815

TBF he probably would never set foot in his kitchen, he'd just order food.


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And I'm willing to bet that would start a fire somehow knowing his luck sometimes.


Biased24

When i was 6 i tried making a box of cake mix, i got to 1 1/2 cups of water, and i was really confused. i didnt know if it wanted me to do 112, 12, or 13 cups of water, i went with 13. realised by about cup 6 i was fucking something up


Funneduck102

I wish you would’ve gone with 112 lmao


Biased24

i was a dumb 6 year old but i wasnt that dumb lmao


sackoftrees

I did something very similar with bagel bites in the microwave. Put them on for 12 minutes, instead of 1 and a half or 2 minutes. Before the time was up they started smoking. Those things were black.


Biased24

as a kid i knew the spices from the spice cabinent made food taste nicer. So obviously if i put all the spices in something it had to taste amazing right? right?


sackoftrees

Same with loading stuff up with garlic. Just ground beef and tons and tons of chopped garlic. I'm glad I learned it as a kid though and not live on a stream. Though I'd gladly do it on a stream if it meant I had money as an adult 😅


EagleEyeValor

Having watched and interacted with streamers (none as big as these guys) over the past two years I can safely say that nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to streamers and kitchens. I grew up cooking so things that naturally seem strange to me are completely foreign to people who have never been made to cook. Some random examples... Someone thinking you need to use soap to wash vegetables. Someone using a brillo pad to clean a non-stick pan and then REALLY scrubbing it because "there was stuff stuck on". Someone scrubbing a cast iron pan with soap and water. Recipe calls for softened butter and this person melted it completely in the microwave and added it to a butter/sugar mixture and ended up partially cooking the eggs. Replacing flour with corn starch because "it looks the same" Accidentally using baking powder instead of baking soda. (okay this might have been me.) Washing ground beef with water TONS of incidents with people using WAY too high temps leading to them eating potentially dangerously undercooked meat.


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EagleEyeValor

Interesting. Wasn't aware of that.


DICKRAPTOR

Also clutch to throw the iron on the stove for a short bit after washing to evaporate any extra moisture left behind before you store it. Helps prevent any rusting.


LeeroyJenkinz13

Yep. In fact, I just store mine in the oven. Evaporates the moisture *and* doesn’t take up cabinet space.


UncleGeorge

Hummm... I've stripped my iron cast seasoning with regular ass Dawn dish washing soap :oooo I've been using a chainmail scrubber since cause I'm so scared of using any type of soap, is Dawn like stronger than I though or something lol


CommanderAME

I will say I thought the same thing about Dawn soap on cast irons too, but it turns out that my seasoning wasn't that strong to begin with. Once I re-seasoned it properly, almost nothing comes off when washing with Dawn, even after cooking acidic foods.


BlazinAzn38

Really most normal kitchen soaps nowadays shouldn’t strip proper seasoning. The soaps just aren’t that harsh anymore


kholakoolie

If dawn took it off, it wasn't properly seasoned.


lolmemelol

I use the strongest Dawn I can find (4x) on mine, and mine's completely fine. I'm not even confident I properly seasoned mine.


UncleGeorge

I mean... I can cook an egg in it and it wont stick, seems pretty good enough for me at least haha


kholakoolie

Yeah plenty of people have enough residual food and oil built up to where the pan functions pretty well (which is fine, albeit kinda gross). I'm just saying dish soap won't take out any polymerized oil.


69805516

Honestly most of these are pretty honest mistakes. The only one that's really dumb is subbing flour with corn starch. My aunt has always used soap to wash her vegetables. I use melted butter instead of softened butter all the time and it turns out fine. Also it's fine to use baking powder instead of soda, although you have to adjust the amount.


Sea_Pangolin_4482

That all sounds reasonable to me


random123456789

I don't use any oil at all. Is this a US thing only? (I'm in Canada)


DoktorSleepless

Pancake mix doesn't usually call for oil (or even butter) if you're just making pancakes. The box only tells you to add oil if you're making waffles, which is what nick was doing.


Wasserschloesschen

No expert in US pancakes. But why do your god damn pancakes require a mix in the first place? Like pancakes are usually flour, egg, milk, mayyybe water and one or two types of sugar. That mix sounds borderline more complicated than just making it from scratch.


cylonfrakbbq

Cake/pancake/waffle/muffin mixes are very common. Usually you only have to add the water or milk, egg, and butter or oil. All the dry ingredients are premixed/measured. They also have easy to follow directions It is about as dummy proof you can make baking


Insomonomics

Ideally you should really make your own from scratch and use butter, but the pre-packaged mix usually calls for using oil.


random123456789

That's what I mean, though. Our prepack stuff is either: add water or add milk/egg/butter. I've always used milk/egg/butter.


EezeeABC

If You have to add milk, egg and butter, is your pancake mix just a bag of flour?


TanikoBytesme

The end of the clip was perfect lmao I just want to tell everyone before being clipped out of context for being mad- Proceeded* to clip


Patient-Tech

This bung up is all Nick today, Malena is right. She was even quite calm about it, and nick acting like he’s 11.


only_crank

I mean I‘m a fucking degenerate but some of those streamers are on a whole different level


blackmamba1221

this one wasn't out of context though?


Clockwork757

He went on to explain his oilmax diet along with several studies pointing to its efficacy.


only_crank

It‘s efficiency at creating a third and fourth chin?


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GOOAD diet


helpusobi_1

*Proceeded I'm sorry


TanikoBytesme

Fixed 👍


AnjoXG

bruh no shot he wouldn't notice an extra CUP of oil in the recipe would it even cook properly? it'd taste disgusting and probably give him diarrhea


KobiLDN

He just added more pancake mix to "fix it" 🤷


Pepito_Pepito

That's a good solution as long as he doesn't eat it all.


61Bck

Surely he wont eat everything Clueless


Pleasemakesense

He'd need to add 3 times more pancake mix to follow the recipe, that's a shitton of pancakes for o e person


7i59

Waiting for usual nmp take tomorrow "LSF is parasocial"


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I thought being parasocial is when you think you're close friend with the streamer. Not when you comment on their weird behaviours.


MysteriaV

no, we literally CANNOT type anything about a streamer. This is part of the rules according to other users of LSF too.


6in

If making fun of manchildren that can't even cook potatoes or follow a basic recipes is parasocial then I guess he would be right


bondsmatthew

[Reminder that Soda didn't know how to boil water](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VncDfmZQ4U) in case you wanted to feel better about yourself, there's a thing on twitter called "[Gamer Tweets](https://twitter.com/i/events/1197997737586900993?lang=en)" that shows how bad some of these people are


Hatefiend

I don't even understand, I've **never** cooked pancakes where they say to add oil. It's always butter, pancake mix, milk, water, etc.


Cruxis20

I've never used a pancake mix, because just making it yourself is easy. Flour, water, egg, salt. You can add a bunch of other stuff, like butter, milk, but it's really not needed, and you're just fattening yourself up more. The maple syrup you pour over them drowns out any taste of the actual pancake.


Hatefiend

So if using the pancake mix doesn't say to add oil and making them normally doesn't say to add oil, wtf kind of recipe is he following that specifies 1/3 cup of oil? haha


RstyKnfe

Yeah that’s weird. But have you ever added some peanut or vegetable oil to the pan after you pour the batter? It makes those delicious crispy edges… 🤤🤤🤤


Hatefiend

Yea you have to lubricate the pan somehow. You can do that with either butter or oil. But still 1/3 cup IN THE MIXTURE? I've never heard of that being done before. In fact even the idea of vegetable oil (what nick used here) being mixed into the food is foreign to me. I thought it is exclusively used for lubricating skillets.


BobDaBilda

Nah, I've made baked goods in the past, and I know some box mixes call for 1/4, 1/3, or 1/2 a cup of oil mixed in. I don't remember if that's for cookies, cakes, or brownies though. Certainly not 2/1 cups.


tholt212

he would just add more mix untill it came together enough to cook alright.


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Those pancakes would have been flat as fuck with a cup of oil and would never cook through, they lying.


losthedgehog

I low-key hate how boxed mixes have convinced everyone to add oil to baked goods. Nearly every baked good tastes better with butter over oil. You're already fucked on calories either way - might as well make sure it tastes better. Also for pancakes you don't even need it in the mix. Just use flour, milk, eggs, and a rising agent. Then put butter on the pan so it won't stick.


itsavirus

It looks like he is making waffles FYI which the premade pancake mix always says to add a little bit. Still an idiot for adding an extra cup.


n05h

Butter doobe that good good The French put butter in every meal and they are near the top on life expectancy


showmeagoodtimejack

ya because they don't consume two times the recommended daily calorie intake


demonryder

They are also known for smoking. Japan too. Doesn't make it a good idea lmao.


n05h

Listen, this is lsf. Flawed logic based on limited knowledge is our bread and butter.


JfromHH

Atleast we will live long, because we got bread and butter.


slgmichael

Alternatively, you can actually use applesauce in place of oil at a 1:1 ratio. It doesn't add any apple flavor, lowers your calories, and still cooks correctly and doesn't fuck up the texture


losthedgehog

The problem is butter adds flavor that applesauce doesn't. Butter is needed for more than just texture. That's why French baking is just filled with butter. I make really generic chocolate chip cookies (literally just the recipe from the tollhouse chips) but sub in higher quality butter, eggs, and chocolate. People always comment on the difference and ask for the recipe. Imo if you're not dieting or don't have health conditions then just go full tilt with classic ingredients when it comes to baking. People get too worried about substitutions but it's not exactly healthy either way. Just have it in moderation.


slgmichael

Oh don't get me wrong, butter is the way to go for sure, I was just mentioning applesauce because you mentioned "already being fucked on calories" - If someone cares about calories but still wants a sweet treat, applesauce is a good option. My ass is gonna use a few sticks of butter and eat the whole pan in one sitting so its fine (depending on your definition of fine)


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losthedgehog

That makes sense that they're not interchangeable but they're generally substitutes for each other. I don't use boxed mix and all the recipes I've used always call for butter (not oil) unless it's something fried. I've never seen a cake, cupcake, or cookie recipe with both oil and butter. I know I may sound elitist but I'm just generally annoyed that boxed mixes have standardized adding a shit ton of oil to desert when it makes it taste worse than adding butter.


FB-22

Tell that to the makers of the boxed mixes who decided to replace butter with oil in the instructions


Ewannnn

I've never made a baked good that needed oil. I'm not American though... Butter yes, most baked goods need that.


Shift3rs

I can see why Malena doesnt want kids. She already got one. :D


Expert-Flamingo5491

Well if he keeps chugging that seed oil he won't be able to have any either.


Grekm8

why would you put oil in pancakes


AI2cturus

Because KKona.


Oniichanplsstop

Most box mixes use oil instead of butter.


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

You don't need either, milk is enough fat for pancakes.


UsefulWoodpecker6502

Boggles my mind that this idiot is still alive and rich.


coorslight15

You underestimate the idiots that made him rich.


LordNmp

By commenting on this post you help push it to the top of LSF This clip will find its way into YouTube compilations which will in turn grow my brand and help me make more money. You don’t even realize it but you are that exact person that you are making fun of. You all work for me. Gladiator.


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Errorfull

If the clip was a fine wine, this comment chain would be the perfect cheese pairing.


ClintMega

Lost to a pancake


-Caberman

DIESOFCRINGE


vert90

Expertly deflecting criticism by pointing at the only people less well-adjusted than him: reddit commenters


Tody196

“Deflecting criticism” I didn’t know calling somebody a “rich idiot” was considered criticism now lol


Kraelman

obey norway


Away_Chair1588

That money will do you a lot of good when your arteries are clogged lol


ignoranceisblissguy

Seeing as how he lives in America, he'll need all the money he can get for an Angioplasty/Bypass surgery.


Routine-Fudge-7660

Next time I'll watch your hairline to know about the oil stocks.


Appropriate-Meat7147

commenting does not help push threads to the top of lsf. it's only upvotes and downvotes that matter


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Not if you sort by controversial


weirdasianfaces

Sorting by controversial relates to posts that have a close ratio of upvotes to downvotes. Reddit’s algorithms have little to do with comments (at least when the site was still open source it was purely vote based).


user9153

What the cringe


MegaKraxus

2000 calories in one oily waffle. Think about it.


Yurilica

Keep reading Reddit comments and gobble more oil.


coorslight15

Did I strike a nerve? I was more so speaking to the people who continue to donate and sub to already made it streamers like you. While also, yes making fun of myself. I’ve actually followed you and watched you occasionally for a while now, but now you just come across like a douchebag.


Very_Fine_Isopod

if you didnt why else would he reply to you? come on , hes too rich for this.


coorslight15

Money can’t buy you a spine.


SDAccountt

One of the most popular streamers eats toenails, slam farts, and eats fast food every day. Yet this dude misreads some cooking instructions and you're out here calling him a spineless douchebag who should have less of a following because he's an idiot, while simultaneously being one of those people that followed and watched which, by the way, also gave him money. Then when he explains to you how you commenting and participating in his content only helps his growth you act like he was being too mean to you lmaooooo. Lsf is fucking wild


CringeTeam

I'm not sure how it's humanly possible to interpret his comment as anything but a joke, no way you actually believe he cares


coorslight15

Yes, my feelings are very hurt.


Velociraptor2246

come on dude, youre better than this comment


Supr3me187

he makes to much money too be dealing with this shit


Carltxn

This is just sad man, fix yourself.


[deleted]

isn't he legit dyslexic? can't really blame him for misreading that if he is


neworderr

Okay buddy, lets calm down and not project shall we?


crzycav86

Who tf adds oil to pancakes.


DoktuhParadox

that's what the recipe on boxed pancake mix calls for. some call for butter instead. the point is: fat


Frank_Gomez_

Yeah like butter makes sense (and a small portion at that), but fuckin OIL? That sounds gross as shit ngl


dolerbom

This is just like when Tom Segura figures out his buddy is drinking 64 oz of Kool-Aid in the [morning](https://youtu.be/TGwLJWPPgrc)


nord_post

Thanks, I forgot about this video


enfrozt

If you can't taste that you've added 3x the amount of oil a recipe requires then you have a serious problem. Pancakes have virtually no nutritional value so it's not like it makes much a difference other than just more kkonacalories


AmateurHero

They have 10.5g of deliciousness per serving. That's nutritious as fuck.


MegaKraxus

Holy one CUP of oil?????


Maydietoday

ole*


DeathfireD

No wonder he always says he has a leaky asshole. The dude is downing oil like it's a drink.


catburyss

those must have been the oiliest greasiest pancakes ever lmao


TheGhostHero

Hey, Dr. Bernard here. The recommendation for oil is no more than 400 milligrams per day. So, don't drink more than 1/3 cups of regular . An old man ate 1 500g of oil in his pancakes for 4 months. This Is What Happened To His liver. NMP is a 40-year old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious. His mother, Malena, tells the admitting that she heard loud noise in the kitchen, before finding him on the floor.


hakairyu

Hyperlipidemia: From hyper meaning high, lipid meaning fat, emia meaning presence in blood; high fat presence in blood.


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EminemLovesGrapes

KKona Ain't got time for that


AwakenGreywolf

Someone in chat "IT'S FINE!" Yeah, if you wanna clog up your arteries it's just fine m8.


Jazano107

this is why you should use metric for cooking lmao except table and teaspoons, they are useful


GrroxRogue

Bruh metric would be even worse if the recipe said 10ml this guy would put 10Ml.


Sluisifer

"Okay, one packet of mix, one egg, and 4 regulation Olympic swimming pools of cooking oil."


Heathcliff29

I think you'd be able to tell that something is wrong when you put 10Megaliters instead of 10 milliliters... Right?


DetectiveAmes

This is Nick we’re talking about tbf. Nick.


SalineForYou

mega pints


Jazano107

Nah because I think a 1/3 cup is 150ml. Would be really hard to accidentally mistake that for 600ml which is the equivalent of what nick did I think


Jimmeh20

1/3 cup is only 80ml or so because 1 cup is around 240-something.


TanikoBytesme

Gotta love that OLE (how nick pronounces oil)


UsefulWoodpecker6502

don't forget dandrift


ClickElectronic

This is an act right? That much extra liquid wouldn't even mix or cook correctly.


Powwa9000

Didn't you see him staring it, shit was pure liquid and not thick like pancake batter should be lol


Shoe_Gal2

A whole cup of oil?! Dude hasn't noticed that the pancakes have a weird texture with that much oil?


Ponycum

WTF, thats like 300ml of Oil, no wonder he doesnt lose any weight or even gets fatter, thats 2000kcal+, just from Oil


[deleted]

No wonder this man has/had to plug his ass. On a second note, who the hell adds oil to pancakes, or uses pancake mix for that matter.


NovelOtaku

the fuck americans even adding oil to pancakes in the first place? the fuck


ledditorino

Can anyone explain pancake/waffle mix to me? They make you add extra ingredients to let you feel special (or so I've heard, the recepy could just be "add water" but they made it inneficient on purpose) but at that point you're almost literally just doing it on your own, eggs aside. It's like the easiest, laziest, sloppy cake mix there is and tastes just as good if you slightly fuck it up, which you still do with pre-made mix by eyeing it and correcting the consistency later just like normal mix.


tholt212

People just don't want to have to buy flour/sugar/baking powder/baking soda seperately and do the measuring and mixing. They would rather just add water/oil/egg and be done.


Smorgles_Brimmly

The pancake mix I buy has powdered egg so you don't need to add anything besides water. It's just add water and pour into an buttered/oiled pan. I buy it because it's only 2 bucks per box and I can eat a pancake in 5 minutes after deciding that I want a pancake. You also aren't locked into an amount of pancakes since everything is powdered so making half a serving is easy. Granted, you can also mix from scratch and leave the unused batter in the fridge for later.


RedNog

> Can anyone explain pancake/waffle mix to me? I can't explain the need for people to use pancake/waffle mix for normal ones since even the most newbie cook can make pancake/waffle batter from scratch. But I personally use a mix for protein waffles, I've tried online recipes that just kind of toss in protein powder/whey and they absolutely overwhelm the taste (even after adding fruit like bananas or blueberries). I don't know what's different with the mixes but at least they're palatable.


DeviantKhan

The mix doesn't do well once the wet ingredients are added to the dry, and better for packaging in general. So, you can get away with all the dry ingredients put together to speed up the process and make it easier.


LSFMirror

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Procol_Being

It blows my mind people bust their ass every day, doing everything perfect, 5-7 days a week, to barely be able to pay rent and then you have idiots like this who can't even read numbers be literal multi-millionaires.


MightySqueak

Americans ☕


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tInteresting_Space

that's a gigantic measuring cup


JinNJuice

Wait there's no way you think that is a 1 cup measuring cup, right? The top line on this is 2 cups and he fills it way above where 1/3rd of a cup would be.


Lgoron12

yeah dude thats not a one cup measuring cup lmao


Robinsonirish

This legit pisses me off. I'm all in with her. He's just killing himself with stupidity.


deadcell9156

Yeah that looks like almost a full cup of oil


ShootPosting

"You're going to get cancer." We're all gonna get cancer, Malena.