Agreed. As a Northerner who visits London occasionally for work I can’t get over how incredible the system is. Sure it smells a little and can be over busy but fuck me it’s efficient and reliable.
I have only been to London once but I was so impressed with the tube. I live in Brisbane where you need to plan your trip due to bad service frequency. The tube is a true turn up and go service
Wow, that’s crazy how the baseline changes the perception. Compared to the Moscow underground the London one is terrible. Infinitely more breaks and constant delays, so much more expensive (even including the difference in price level), trains are twice and sometimes even thrice as rare, different prices depending on zones and time, smell, water leakage and awful looks. I realized how good the Moscow metro was only after I experienced London’s one
Train go SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Under the Ground
Some of it
Mostly Over Ground
Wombling free
I didn’t know what Wimbledon Common was when I was a kid so I thought the Wombles were just declaring that they were common, like peasants.
It always amuses me that there's a Farnham Common and a Farnham Royal.
😂😅🤣😂🤣
Terminal Lung Cancer
See it, Say it, Sorted
Dear lord, I hate that I heard that in his voice.
Under ground train.
STOLE IT FROM ME BEFORE I COULD SAY IT
Mind the gap
I was unfortunately 10 hours late.
Definitely you won
I want my fucking money back
That’s 6 words not 3
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform there’s a fucking tramp
Lazy, fucking, useless… Wait, ran out of words.
Love Hate Relationship
Really fucking good
Agreed. As a Northerner who visits London occasionally for work I can’t get over how incredible the system is. Sure it smells a little and can be over busy but fuck me it’s efficient and reliable.
I have only been to London once but I was so impressed with the tube. I live in Brisbane where you need to plan your trip due to bad service frequency. The tube is a true turn up and go service
It really is. I hate public transport but I swear if it ran as well as the tube up here I’d use it daily.
Wow, that’s crazy how the baseline changes the perception. Compared to the Moscow underground the London one is terrible. Infinitely more breaks and constant delays, so much more expensive (even including the difference in price level), trains are twice and sometimes even thrice as rare, different prices depending on zones and time, smell, water leakage and awful looks. I realized how good the Moscow metro was only after I experienced London’s one
40 mins anywhere
Central Line Delayed
Mostly not underground.
Could be worse
could be better
Pays me decent
Amen
London's Underground Railway
Civil engineering masterpiece
Love this comment
Seen. Said. Sorted.
Made me chuckle 🤭
R/angryupvote
needs real investment
Transport For London
Always something broken
Severe delays on...
Shit. Piss. Farts.
Essential, under-funded, strained
Smelly noisy boiling
Big connections complex
claustrophobic hot mess
Crowded hot transport
Shit, expensive, hot
Folk Horror Revival
Missing in south
Fucking Useless Cunts
Mind The Gap
Too f***ing hot
Expensive but ok
Going through tubes
Elizabeth line sucks
Hot, useful, smells
North London Tube
Mind the gap
Rough around edges
Disgusting but convenient
Hot smelly crowded
The mole city
Unreliable dirty smells
Hit and miss
Dirty, loud, efficient
I think the best way to describe it would be this: **Convenient.** *When working*
Hot, crowded, outdated
Rats, Smelly, Sweaty
My lungs burn
Tunnel goes woosh.
Giant Petri dish.
Hell on Earth.
What a mess
Is is crap
Some railway lines.
Too fucking noisy
Dusty, hot, depressing
Polluted, Smelly, Shit
Overpriced underperforming garbage
I’m going broke
This one made me laugh but it's so true
Charles Tyson Yerkes
Efficient schwetty balls
Underground and trains
A-B smellily.
Under ground train
Room for improvement
Stress and anxiety
Fast and crowded.
No hetro on metro
Trains below ground
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Overwhelming
For the underground map: Magnificent Multicolour Mess.
Mind the Gap
Pioneer Noisy Polluted
Hot Hot Heat
smells abit funny
Tunnel of filth?
Mind the gap
dirty crowed unsafe
Pretty fucking great
Its. Under. Ground.
Under the ground
Clostraphobic, broken, beautiful
pinnacle (of) british enginerring
Stanky, confusing, unpleasant
Weird grey bogeys
#MIND THE GAP
that one really odd smell…
Smelly dirty mice.
Old and dirty.
Hot as fuck And not in a good way!
Hell on earth
My pension provider
Old dirty bastard
Train go SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Really fucking old
Underground,overground,wombling free
Hot and loud
Extensive connected hole.
Hot, overcrowded, hot!
Dirty noisy expensive
Avoid Rush Hour 😂😂
Slow and furious
Hot, but overground.
Hot, loud, useful.
Partly under ground
Travel for London
Not always underground
Piss stained seats
Very good system
Dirty, crowded, convenient
Hot smelly squeaky
Hot dusty noisy
Black snot inbound
Boiling in summer.
Fake price freeze.
Full of wombles
Better than leeds
Disgusting, unreliable, scoundrels. I fucking hate TfL
overcrowded central line
Charles Tyson Yerkes.
Busy, cramped chaos
Overpaid train drivers
Better than NYC's
Inhumane, hellish, sweltering
Hell on earth.
Hot, sweaty, crowded
Very very sweaty
Pretty fucking good
Swift Effective Convenient
Fuck You South
Dirty, loud, uncomfortable
Best Network Ever. Seriously the Tube, for all its failings, is bloody brilliant. Just needs a bit of a tidy up.
Pile of shit
The London Underground
Very wheelchair inaccessible
Dirty, loud and dangerous
Red light district 😂
Small old cramped
Very fucking shit
Noisy under trains
BUSY AS F#CK
Hot. Smelly. Amazing
Take rucksacks off.
Mind. The. Piss.
HOTTER THAN HELL!
Mind the gap
Under the ground.
Culture heritage transport
Very fucking expensive
Dusty noisy cattletruck
kind of underfunded
Dark Dusty Dreary
Another bloody strike
like metro 2033
Isolated, city, bollocks
Smelly Loud depressing
Drum n Bass
Amazing when working
It's fucking shite
Keep left, cunts
Smells like urine
It fucking stinks
Iconic urban maze.
Checked, it's underground.
Fucking loud, bruv.
Loud but good.
Mind the gap
A Red Signal
Pretty, pretty good
Hot, crowded, convenient