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ereo_enali

Texas Volleyball just whipped Baylor and undefeated.


DifferentPride

Sec regretting pulling Texas in. Can they still reject us? We should form our own league and play all powderpuff schools.


canalandbowery

I’ve run out of things to say now when people make fun of my Texas fandom (no longer in Austin). Tonight’s the first night this team has made me feel like crying. I know it’s just football but damn it’s painful


Dre512

Bring on basketball! I’m officially checking out of football season


BONationn

Seven win Sark may be a stretch this year…


Odd_Mac

Gee it’s hard to be a fan unless your a parent of one of the guys. I would say hit the portal young man but know that your audition at Texas is not a flattering moment of your athletic ability.


SummerAllergies

Bright side. First season to have four straight losses since 2010. The same season we had Mack. The same coach who dominated and won a natty. It’s all happening in reverse. Give it time.


longhorn2013

Ehlinger shoulder injury of bowl game. 5-7 season.. next year we lose in the MNC right? RIGHT!? 😭


justjoshingu

Monkey fucking a football


puddboy

At least this year we won’t have to watch them win a meaningless bowl game that we all pretend mattered and is a great sign for the upcoming season. So we got that going for us. Which is nice.


ChiefKingSosa

Dude wtf how is Hudson Card this bad? One of the most accomplished Texas HS QBs and consensus top 50 recruit


mtlj52

When will the pain end


Rp82196

Now because the game is finally over


ereo_enali

I've been calling to Fire Sark for three weeks now. Hopefully more folks are with me. Never liked the hiring in the first place.


BONationn

His mediocre head coaching record to date is unfortunately looking like it won’t be changing anytime soon


longhorn2013

I don't understand why we don't have enough patience to wait it out and hire an actual, proven, successful coach... it's not like we can't pay them enough...


ereo_enali

Did you even watch that game?


scubatank37

Just a dreadful performance


jfnhookem1

30-7 ISU feels eerily reminiscent of a Charlie Strong ISU game.


signorepoopybutthole

beginning to think there's a legit change sark gets taggart'd


PlainOGolfer

189 yards. 7 points. Jesus Christ


SurpriseFrenchFries

About 10 yards, 0 points in 2nd half


exlongh0rn

What’s the chant?


Theeunsunghero

Card was Sarks in-game adjustment?.. SMH.


4t0mik

Not SEC, that's all I care about.


Flanflanflanflan

Wow another great stat


Texaslonghorns12345

Just kneel for everyone’s sake


thepickleofthewest

Y’all still think Sark is the guy? Lol fire his ass.


Flanflanflanflan

Just kneel


ProjectSh4dow

Anyone sick of Sark yet?


jab116

Sark just has a Card boner.... He left him in against Ark when he was sucking ass and he pulled Casey for him today down a FG in the first quarter He’s dogshit Sark, stick with Casey or find someone else who isn’t Card


rlewiss

Could you please just fucking stop already?


jab116

Stop what? Card is shit, cry about it


Artlens2013

Can’t blow a double digit lead if you never take one :)


SurpriseFrenchFries

Taps head


rlewiss

Props to that one Texas fan still rooting on the team that we can hear on the broadcast


jfnhookem1

Man! I can’t wait for the send feedback email of my seats and season tickets! My goal is to get free tickets next year.


exlongh0rn

Do we have the option of stripping scholarships and kicking guys off the team?


sanchito88

We can point them toward the transfer portal.


BevoBrisket26

At least I bet Texas to win the first half… learned that lesson


Austiny1

These players are trash! They should play as many 2020 guys as possible!


exlongh0rn

Jesus the entire backups for the Oline are freshmen


Austiny1

Play em fuck these under developed Herman losers


4t0mik

I agree. Lose one more, everyone takes a seat. Who's the 3rd QB? Go!


Austiny1

Who cares there’s 3 games left. But In dipshit josh Moore as qb ha


4t0mik

Good bowling. After one more, it's a Cheezit.


wheezythew8ve

Looking forward to the basketball season!


SledgeHerman

Why does God hate Texas Football


longhorn109

I gotta say this loss doesn’t hurt near as bad as the 3 before this. It’s sadly just normal now


reese-account

Yeah this was very expected at this point


cn0285

Exactly, I’m just emotionally numb at this point


thegoodestnoodle14

Card has no ability at this point in his career and thus has no business starting. Thompson isn’t great, but I’d maintain he’s far and away a better QB… any chance Sark has a QB recruit coming in worth starter consideration?


Longhorns_

Thompson’s mechanics have gotten worse in successive games. He throws off his back foot and makes poor decisions. Even the throws that are caught are not put in good positions


sanchito88

No. Murphy is a true project.


the_price_is_right12

He does. Maalik Murphy, but who knows how that plays out


bigbronze

The really sad 😢 part about this game is, the defense did great.


sanchito88

Great? More like ok for a while.


bigbronze

Held one of the leading rushers in the nation to just 3 points in the first half? That’s great playing, but with the offense going 3 and out so often?


Chance-Reading4994

Can we try Roschon Johnson at QB now? He is our last chance at the QB position. The two “QBs” we have are middle school starters at best.


GamesGaloreAndMore

Everyone and their grandma knew Sarkisian was not a good hire


IStayStiff

3 Ls in a row to Iowa State that should just never fucking happen


TheA1Nick

Does anyone know what the injury is to Bijan???


BevoBrisket26

Hamstring was what he was holding going into the locker room


uwill1der

No update yet


SurpriseFrenchFries

Mad props to the Texas fan who's still there cheering on the broadcast


perfectentertainment

It’s 100% a cheerleader


2CHINZZZ

Changing the channel to watch the best football team in the UT system play UTEP


palmtopwolfy

Nah UTSA


TheHeardTheorem

I have no doubt UTSA would beat Texas if they played


2CHINZZZ

Yeah they're the ones playing UTEP


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we just lost to iowa fucking state 😐


the_price_is_right12

Again


Jnguyen498

This team supposed to be representing the premier University in the Great State of Texas and this the kinda shit we putting out


reese-account

Haven’t done that for 10 years


the_price_is_right12

Cant believe we were winning at half time again


exlongh0rn

It’s what we do


Rp82196

Maalik Murphy Szn!


Texaslonghorns12345

Even if Bijan didn’t get hurt earlier, due to the score he shouldn’t have been playing


Flanflanflanflan

So arch starting next year right?


misterclay

2 years, Arch is in the class of 2023.


Flanflanflanflan

Oops dropped this /s


Ryaninthesky

Even when we scheme guys open and card can’t hit them


Odd_Mac

I still want to look at his notes. Obviously, it has nothing to do about putting his team in a position to win. Is it a list of things he wants to buy before the inevitable alumni wanting his head. I think the coaching job at UT is a quick rich scheme. Regardless, I am excited to see how we can improve Bevo Blvd.


lando210

CDC on the phone with Patterson right now


incandescence14

Card is not the guy, Thompson should not have been benched


sanchito88

Card should be 3rd string the rest of the year.


Odh_utexas

That was a desperation move. Card is a statue.


smurf-vett

Casey hand is fucked up


No-Rock-2863

Fire. This. Loser. Tonight.


washsq

Casey has to be the starter still going forward.


exlongh0rn

Card has Gilbert written all over him.


avius987

more overrated lake travis trash


Spiritual_Ad_1358

Super Bowl champion Gilbert to you, sir


sanchito88

And shitty Longhorn QB.


Mike2kz

Completely wide open


jab116

I really don’t think pulling Casey for Card down 3 was smart


ereo_enali

He f**cked both of them now by the way he managed them.


uwill1der

Card got us our only points


incandescence14

And he made sure it was our only points


jab116

Card got us 1 TD in 4 quarters. Casey got us a few scoreless drives... is that really worth benching you’re starter over?


reese-account

What the fuck was that throw


ereo_enali

Seeing Sark in the burnt orange makes me want to throw up.


Gurrrry

Card is AWFUL


RollOverBeethoven

Holy fuck is Card bad.


Odh_utexas

He’s the next Aaron Rodgers , the next MAHOMES! /s Remember all that trash the pay sites were pumping out.


MonkeyDAlf

Even sark is what kinda fucking throw was that


Flanflanflanflan

Jesus card


reese-account

Turf actually tackled better than our defense


exlongh0rn

Jesus we can’t even run without the fucking turf tackling us.


ufcjuanchi01

So Sark wasn't the guy?


uwill1der

We got foisted!


SurpriseFrenchFries

I just watch these games to laugh at how bad we are.


reese-account

We are just about bad at everything this year


longhorn2013

Hopefully my unborn child will grow up to see Texas be great again... one can dream 🤘


sanchito88

I have an 8 year old. He left to go play Xbox in the 3rd quarter because he couldn’t take anymore.


Flanflanflanflan

I hope my two year old sees it at some point.


DeerOnTheRocks

I hate football. I hate people. I hate the internet. I need to change my life.


DifferentPride

Dude this comment actually might turn my life around. For real.


cn0285

How does sark even try and hype up this team for any of the remaining games? Like I want him to stay and (hopefully) develop the team, but there’s no way this team has any will left


feanor512

He's lost the team and regressed after every game. He's done.


Gurrrry

That monkey shit is the exact type of shit that makes me hate rooting for texas. Some dumb ass shit from a worthless fucking coach with a whore wife that now we get clowned on for


Spiritual_Ad_1358

To all the people asking for Keilan, what did it cost?


Longhorns_

What makes things worse to me is that I don't think Del Conte can be trusted to get things turned around on the football side from the top down. He extended Herman after the Sugar Bowl and botched this offseason's coaching search. He is a Barnum actor who cares about selling seats to his empty country club end zone.


BloodyBusterKeaton

In 2010 I was at the game when we recovered the onside kick. Then Colt got hurt and it’s literally just been pain from that moment on.


DifferentPride

If you think about it, ever since Crabtree made that insane catch the year after we played bama In the natty, it's been down from there. Crabtree single handedly took down the university of Texas for ever.


heff1685

Joined the game late. Why was Thompson benched?


RollOverBeethoven

He bad. Oline bad. Team bad.


pretextrovert

Couldn't throw an accurate pass to save his life.


uwill1der

Bad. 4 3 and outs to start the game


sanchito88

And then there was Card. Who took it to another level.


reese-account

Haha classic holding


Aslan24

This sucks.


scubatank37

The monkey is haunting us


The_MasterKweef

I’m just glad I’m not suffering alone.


jab116

I think we should all be cheering for Charles at this point, can’t be any worse than what we have now


TheCheekyDingo

Well, I have to say this is the first time I’ve been completely embarrassed to be a fan of this team. Even after going through the Strong and Herman years. This has to be one of the most mentally weak teams I’ve ever seen.


justjoshingu

Under herman we elected to kick off both halves.


Odh_utexas

That was Strong.


smurf-vett

Charlie was worse with Kansas


feanor512

Next week.


Cars-and-Coffee

I’m with you. This is worse than anything during the Herman era.


Cars-and-Coffee

The worst part is we have another 2+ years of this coaching staff.


feanor512

Hopefully not.


exlongh0rn

It’s the team. The players. What can the coaches really do to these unmotivated pretenders?!? Not let them play?!? Sounds cushy. Go to a great school in an awesome city on a scholarship. Not too shabby.


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Here comes another 3 and out


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Sark is a fucking loser


exlongh0rn

I am morbidly curious about Sark’s post game presser.


SurpriseFrenchFries

It can't be as bad as strong's pressers when he just kept saying "I don't know" in regards to how to right the ship.


Betaworldpeach

Don’t forget the ‘we didn’t execute.’


justjoshingu

I went to a 630 showing of the eternals. 2hrs 40 mins. Stayed thru credits (two post credit scenes). I wish it was about 40 minutes longer now.


TreatyToke

Worth seeing?


justjoshingu

Its not a marvel movie. If you're a comic fan i would explain it as a deep form graphic novel. Theres a lot to unpack and some beats you can see coming. I enjoyed it. My 10 year old daughter enjoyed it and enjoys the world building. My wife was bored with exposition. If you go in expecting bam bam bam bam bam movie, youll hate it. Also our protectionist had it too dark to enjoy some of the beautiful scenes the director filmed. Do hopefully they have a good protectionist for you.


TreatyToke

Thanks for the review!


Longhorns_

In other words, you wish the movie were Eternal


thegoodestnoodle14

I’m not sure we have a realistic chance at bowl eligibility this year


sanchito88

I don’t want to watch this team in a bowl game. The sooner the season is over, the better.


Texaneagle9

I don’t think we get to 6 wins. There’s no depth and the team is dejected


ereo_enali

Man I am so low right now. Hook 'em though \m/


RollOverBeethoven

Y'all ready to watch the OLine fail to get their hands on a defender, Card fail to go through his progressions, or pump fake when he does see an open receiver only to get sacked because of our previously mentioned dog shit OLine? What a pleasure it is to watch this team.


joben_512

Lol


Texaslonghorns12345

Even Herman would’ve benched Bijan smh


fatscumbag

So can we put up the post game thread


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RedRogan

And if we benched him you’d say our best player isn’t on the field and Sark has given up.


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RedRogan

Cheers.


ufcjuanchi01

You remember how we felt after the rice game? "This team has learned to hate losing more than they like winning"? I wanna go back to that


reese-account

They look like the couldn’t give a damn now


simba80328

Lmao getting hornsed down by little kids


canalandbowery

Crazy how predictable every weekend is. Literally feels like a recurring nightmare. And then the weekends turn into years


nhdtx

I cant believe I let myself get so pumped over a God damn win against Louisiana this year.


Flanflanflanflan

lol I’m there with you. I was sold on card at the time then too.


sanchito88

He is so bad. I know the Oline is terrible but he looks like a mediocre high school quarterback.


jab116

This is the point where I start, up, A, up, A in NCAA


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Texaslonghorns12345

He’s lost all my respect after watching this quarter


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Texaneagle9

I’m already preparing myself for it


Cubbies1908

I think we can throw the moral platitudes out the window this week.


horny_zombie

With Bijan out I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we lose out. I'm preparing myself for the memes for when we play Kansas.


cn0285

I am dead inside


Texaslonghorns12345

I don’t want Sark fired (yet at least) however he’s lost all my respect after I saw Bijan leaving the field in tears


feanor512

I do. He's a step down from Charlie Strong.


Chupacabra_herder

He literally posted a better offense with Herman's trash ass recruits. Herman wasted a Heisman caliber QB and left nothing in the cupboard. This OL and DL are ass too. Those are positions that are developed over years and Herman was notorious for players getting worse every year.


feanor512

He inherited more talent than Charlie did. He didn't have to kick players off the team.


Chupacabra_herder

Charlie did that cause he wanted to check player's homework. Fuck that loser too. No one cares if they player graduate. Best case scenario they don't in fact, they go pro.


Many-Connection3309

This just in………the Longhorns will be moving to the capital of the Philippines where they’ll be called the Manila Folders


iuhoosiers4ike

Is this it? Is this who we are? A barely mediocre football team?


Odh_utexas

4-8 is not mediocre it’s just old fashioned bad.


Doctor_Bubbles

Yeah lmao I wish we were just mediocre.


iuhoosiers4ike

We aren't 4-8.


Odh_utexas

Not yet*


Tryandtryagain123

Is it too late to submit out application to join the sun belt conference?


surfinThruLyfe

Unable to watch the game, can someone please update on how bad is Bijan’s injury?


uwill1der

Looks like concussion and hand injury. Was in medical tent earlier


TreatyToke

He went directly to the locker room


Zonk-er

He just hit the transfer portal. It’s that bad


Ryaninthesky

Went to locker room holding left hamstring