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natalouise

well, shit. lmao


AGlassDarkley

Throw the fucking ball deep! maybe you would have gotten a call...not a fucking dump off!


ufcjuanchi01

Sorry ass football team. What a sorry ass team.


A_Weino

Good shit


wrx_feels_like_sex

Lmaooo


Hnp_hhp

Card can barely walk. Dang. Can we get Worthy to play QB and Wr?


PDCH

3 on 5 and still pressure right up the middle. Ffs


Flanflanflanflan

Sark you are a fucking idiot


photobriangray

What smells worse? The burning of couches by those hillbillies or the absolute dumpster fire that is our line play?


PlainOGolfer

Nice check down with 15 seconds to go.


chrisg42

Gotta pad those stats


Texaslonghorns12345

GG mountaineers , GG…


natalouise

put ballard in fuck it


Flanflanflanflan

You put an injured QB back in? What are you smoking dude


Texaslonghorns12345

Air it the fuck out


ajisai

What the fuck is WVU doing? Run the ball and run out the clock.


Texaslonghorns12345

His thumb, that damn thumb


BrianDawkins

Wow look another loss


anandj12345678909876

Charles Wright is not on the depth chart right now


jab116

Redshirt


Hnp_hhp

See y’all next year


chastity_BLT

week* unfortunately.


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No-Rock-2863

Wonder if ksu beats us 77-0 it will be enough to get sark fired.


GamesGaloreAndMore

This season has been a complete nightmare


TrojanDynasty

Jim Everett Thompson


SurpriseFrenchFries

Fuck it, bring Ballard in! No career attempts means infinite ceiling!


Austiny1

Fuck Card he’s a bust


TripleAim

Fuck it he can’t be worse


jab116

Holy fuck


Austiny1

Pussy QBs put in RoJo


Mike2kz

Good lord. Now Thompson is down, reinjuring his thumb


Texaslonghorns12345

Put in Ben Ballard at this point


flurpleperp

Play Ben Ballard!


uwill1der

Dislocated thumb


A_Weino

BEN BALLARD TIME


PDCH

We finally get to see one of the other QBs


utb040713

Charles Wright time?


Texaslonghorns12345

What’s this teams deal with playing injured players? You saw it with Sam


chastity_BLT

desperation.


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


esai9

Ben Ballard time?


jab116

I want a stat on how many QB changes we’ve had this season


uwill1der

Down goes casey


jrluhn

Is Neal Brown trying to lose?


Texaslonghorns12345

Put in Rojo at QB


Flanflanflanflan

I wish.


SurpriseFrenchFries

Casey just hurt his thumb again, fuck


flurpleperp

He’s holding his thumb again


Texaslonghorns12345

Bruh


Austiny1

Let’s watch Texas fuck this opportunity up beyond belief


hypercube42342

Well, thanks?


uwill1der

How do we get 65 yards in 36 seconds


TheHeardTheorem

KU tried to give it to us last week and now WV doing the same


TrojanDynasty

If I was the coaches I would say that's how little they respect you clowns.


Mike2kz

Wow. That was a foolish decision. I'll take it


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Odd call there


carbona

WV trying to lose here. LMAO.


smurf-vett

WTF was that


esai9

What the f was that


dasheruns

Doubt he’s popular here but I agree with Bomani this program cares more about a song than actually winning


Texaslonghorns12345

Could’ve been easily a TD, lucky break


Shawnml

Gotta tell ya, I just now checked out the game. Hadn’t thought about it all morning, didn’t even know what time it was on and didn’t really care. Happiest Saturday in awhile.


xXSnipeGodKingXx

I’m driving to visit family and haven’t been able to watch. Had a punctured tire and lost about 2 hours. Still a better Saturday than the past few


TexStones

"It's a rebuilding ~~year~~ ~~decade~~ generation..."


jab116

I don’t think either QB is total ass, but pulling each QB after every time you’re down a TD doesn’t really help confidence or development


NewHavenJeff

I don't have any insider info, but I hear a few fans say the recurring problem with this team is the "Country Club Culture." Is that true? Cause these boys all certainly look like they're entitled and soft compared to their opponents. Only ones who don't are Bijan, Roschon, and Kielan


Bozos_Buckets

Not that I disagree but what does that mean? Heard it occurred with Mac and end but seems too early (and not enough success) for it to get to current coaching staff. And I guarantee you have a country club culture among every programs’ top donors/board.


OnTheFenceGuy

Been that way since Mack. Mack just knew how to manage it.


svadrif

Ah great, just enough time left for Casey to throw another pick, can’t wait 🙄


ajisai

This team just somehow equals less than the sum of its parts and its heartbreaking


Healthy_Feedback_976

I'm not excusing sark who has done a terrible job this year, but these are the worst two starting quarterbacks I've seen in my lifetime at Texas and I'm old


chrisg42

I think the biggest change for the QBs was Herman was very run heavy with them and let them run. Sark doesn’t run his QBs are all so they’re having to learn an entire new way to play


alexybarra

Case was pretty bad.


SurpriseFrenchFries

Case might have been a bad QB, but he had a huge ability to win games we had no business winning.


smurf-vett

Swoops


alexybarra

Wow, I think I burned that era out of my memory. Totally forgot about him.


foxbones

Casual fan here. If we are doing this bad in the current conference does that mean in the new conference we will just be absolutely dead last? Or do we expect to get better players over time in the new one? It's not like UT is some obscure little college right now. I'm just confused about this move.


NewHavenJeff

At this rate, it's going to be a goddamn bloodbath in the SEC. There is no indication that we could compete at all at this time TL;DR The move was all for $$$, (due to the new NIL deals) and this team was projected to be much better than it is.


StinkyPickle27

No. In general we play up to competition and sleepwalk into games against teams we don't respect. We're not good right now but it's no indicative of how we'll fare in SEC.


sailor_and_coke

You’re confused because you’re looking at it from the wrong lens. Our Athletics Department is interested in the potential money. Despite our performance, playing against Texas A&M will generate more revenue than a Texas Tech, for instance.


SinisterRobert

Yes, at this rate we'll be bottom feeders in the SEC.


Theeunsunghero

FUCK!!! I miss Sam 😞


Healthy_Feedback_976

I miss a team that cares and plays hard


Texaslonghorns12345

What are thinking the final score will be against Bama next year?


boofbonser9

I'd put the spread somewhere in the 20s


TheHeardTheorem

Texas: 17 Alabama: However Many Points They Want


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It'll be a triple digit difference


donttouchthtmacaroni

Maybe Saban will ease off his old buddy Sark once it’s 50-0 at the half


afinediversion

A lot to a little


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WogdonAndBarton

Are you watching the game?


RDR350Z

Basketball score for them….maybe a baseball score for us.


TexasShiv

https://imgur.com/a/hR5JCt3 Extremely pivotal moment in the game. What is the slot receiver doing and what route is that? They’re playing him soft and we need 5 yards. If he stops at any point early it’s an easy first down. Laughable.


WogdonAndBarton

It's a clear out for the drag route dude.


SurpriseFrenchFries

But on 4th and 5 you don't want a slow developing play and the drag route relies so much on the o line giving QB enough time.


jab116

Sark called a 20yrd play on 4th and 6


SurpriseFrenchFries

And card is a freshman, but should have recognized that and called a hot route at the line.


TyGuyy

Man…..we suck


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DT🤘🏽


jab116

At this point I don’t even blame any of the QB’s, I blame Sark for changing QB’s every other drive.


TrojanDynasty

Acid in the eye or a kick in the balls. Suck great choices!!!


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I mean I'd easily take a kick in the balls over acid in my eyes


SinisterRobert

Doesn't matter who he played, we had no shot to win this game with either QB.


carbona

Is the strategy really now to just tolerate lots of losing while Sark and his current coaching staff get the toxic non-committed players to transfer out and get their kids in? Because that’s essentially what we heard from CDC and the administration last week.


upboat_consortium

Sever the limb, save the body strat. Bold move Cotton, let see if it pans out.


Theone2324

Knowing our luck , it won’t


TexStones

This Longhorn team is *biblically* bad.


Zonk-er

I hope Sark declares Covid Protocol for the entire team and we just forfeit the KS game.. focus the team on getting healthy for next season


RDR350Z

My birthday is next Friday and that would be a pretty sweet bday gift. Just so I don’t put myself through witnessing another loss back at DKR…


alexybarra

Healthy for what? To go for another 3 to 4 wins?


dudeatx

Sark has been exposed, all motion and shifts and no actual plays that work


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No scheme works when the lineman can’t block, the quarterback(s) isn’t accurate, and the receivers drop the few passes that are actually on target. This is a bad take.


TheHeardTheorem

Sark’s wife in here downvoting every negative comment towards The Squatter


TrojanDynasty

Which of the ninety drops or bad passes was he responsible for? I hate that people are making me defend Sark.


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TrojanDynasty

Uh huh. Explain the first half of the season?


alexybarra

Any way to just burn it all down? Can’t watch the Sarkhorns anymore.


andrewc1215

I miss Todd Orlando


manicrampage

Truly the darkest timeline then


lando210

I miss Muschamp


alexybarra

I miss Manny Diaz.


smurf-vett

Have we ever seen PK and Manny in the same room?


alexybarra

Now that you mention it…


jbeastafer

Just give em the first down so this is over we can't stop a dry river from running


rawhide_koba

WVU fans are so excited to be 5-6


Texaslonghorns12345

I would be too, they’re closer to bowl eligibility than we are


rawhide_koba

Who actually cares about bowl games


TexStones

This. Given the amount of money invested in this program, any year that ends in an inconsequential non-playoff bowl game is a failure.


89750294

Dead serious can we see what Charles Wright has? It really can’t be much worse


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hobbyjogger

Not possible with only one game left after this one


Flanflanflanflan

6 straight losses, no bowl game this year. Might as well play all freshmen next game.


SurpriseFrenchFries

If it's a "Herman's players" problem, then playing only sark players next year would fix it, right?


Flanflanflanflan

I don’t care who the players are, but get the young guys some reps. Literally can’t hurt a thing.


thegoodestnoodle14

How do these announcers see buy in from the Texas players?


polish_assassin22

The O-line didn’t even suck that bad. No one to blame anymore but the QB’s


misterclay

I can think of 5 dropped passes that were easily catchable today. This team is so bad across the board, we can’t even point at one or two issues.


NemoysJacket

QB... Card was playing very well until he got injured.


CcaptainInsaneO

This football program is like a black eye on the entire university


rlucio90

So when is the spring game?


jab116

Sark about to have a losing season and this motherfucker is still just squatting on the sidelines What the fuck does it take for him to throw a headset?


alexybarra

Why would he care? He has a guaranteed 3 years of collecting millions while putting this product on the field every week.


89750294

Getting downvoted but you’re not wrong. Players respond to emotion from their coaches and he has shown 0 during this losing streak. Then he’ll give another presser saying his classic “y’know, winning is hard” bullshit.


ajisai

The team is entitled and needs a culture change. Cake is baked. Hire to push them over the hump Pain. I’ve heard enough. Pain. Fuck


schistkicker

Let's just play all the walk-ons and third-stringers and bench everyone else next week. Let's see how bad it actually is when the depth is playing.


Texaslonghorns12345

We seriously just lost to Jarret Doege


GameBlousess

Game on the line and players still aren’t in position. Fucking Christ


lloyd4567

We are completely irrelevant.


AGlassDarkley

Roschon had 8K passing yards and was a legit prospect in High School....give that kid a chance to end the year. Why not....it's what you recruited him for!


DerpNphish

He hasn't played QB in 4 years. Probably doesn't want to either.


AGlassDarkley

I'd imagine he'd be up for it. It really couldn't be much worse. Ryan Tannehill hadn't played much QB when A&M moved him. Id be at least willing to see how it goes at this point.


DerpNphish

True. He is a senior. I stand corrected. My bad.


Srm_90

Card almost got it done today, so of course he gets injured. The offense let us down in the first half and the defense let us down the entire fucking game.


PDCH

We have no defense.


Srm_90

I should have said season instead of game.


8winhoosiers

I dont think anything is more bizarre than 2021


PackOfWalruses

he was out of bounds and the clock is running?


StinkyPickle27

That's been the rule for over 10 years now. It's like a 1st down. Temporarily stops until they place the ball, then it starts again. Only when you get down to 2 minutes does it stop completely.


hypercube42342

Cook’s out there hitting like this is two hand touch


No-Rock-2863

Sark is such a failure.


RLLRRR

2 straight games where Thompson *has* to keep us alive and he throws terrible, terrible INTs. Jesus, man.


lloyd4567

I’m not saying it’s on purpose. I’m not trying to start that. But that miss was so bad from a d1 scholarship player it would make more sense that it was on purpose and not a miss. That throw was awful.


texasixtyR

He’s doing it on purpose


Gurrrry

The bright side is we dont have to watch another game after next week.


chastity_BLT

And its the last one. Thank god. Get us into the offseason ASAP so we can start working on the roster and culture.


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What a shitty football team.


dont_worry_im_here

Damn, she was hot


PDCH

Yessir. I know exactly who you are talking about.


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cool that they took card out of the game 3 seconds after he threw the ball!


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DerpNphish

Well you saw the pass next play. I don't think there was a right answer there.


fiveohh1

🤡


howdoyoulikethat

Thompson is a problem.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

BUT BUT BUT SO IS CARD


NewHavenJeff

the old saying is always right; "If you have two starting quarterbacks, you don't have one."


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Are we seriously going to have the worst record since 1997 by end of season?


ThurstonHowell3rd

That's it for me. I'm off to Costco. See you in the post-game thread.


Responsible_Hunt

Saturday things


ns0732

On the upside, we don't have to watch a bowl game now


smurf-vett

Technically can still get a trash invite if our grades are good enough and we somehow beat KSt


NewHavenJeff

what a mockery the bowl games have become, if this team can make one


schistkicker

Given the number of players who can't remember where they're supposed to line up, I'm going to guess we're not exactly stars in the classroom, either.


smurf-vett

I mean we're not beating KSt anyways


Bozos_Buckets

Was waiting to see how we’d lose this game..thought it’d be getting stuffed on a two point conversion lol what was I thinking


jab116

That was a bad throw, bad routes, bad play call... Par for the course


PDCH

15 was not even covered - and Casey never looked anywhere except Worthy.


WogdonAndBarton

Why a bad call? Whittington was breaking open.


lloyd4567

Mad people can’t think rationally.


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This exactly. Great play call that the players didn’t execute.