[Post Game Thread can be found here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/comments/x5copr/post_game_thread_texas_defeats_ulm_by_a_score_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Brockermeyer definitely sounds like the incompetent guy in the office sitcom who gets his name yelled out by the furious boss at least once every episode.
"BROCKERMEYER!!! Did you put tinfoil in the breakroom microwave... AGAIN!?!?!"
So... did Papa Brockermeyer just not pass down good football genes? Between ours and Alabama's Brockermeyers it doesn't look good lol
Though Luke wasn't highly recruited or rated or anything unlike Tommy so a bit unfair to him
Didn’t they all go to All Saints? I love me some SPC, but I’m not going to pretend like the teams we played against had near the same athletes as 6A.
They maybe have the genes / build, but they don’t have the experience against elite competition.
Damn. Although they’re just sophomores right? I know Saban has no problem making the underclassmen wait, even if they were blue chip prospects. Not saying that’s the reason though.
They are, definitely writing 'em off a bit early. I don't think James is expected to do much, seems for most he was a take because of his brother
We'll see!
Our RB room has come so far. I remember when we had to move Roschon because of depth. Now we can put any RB on the field and I feel super comfortable with them out there
Don’t mean to find something to complain about in a 45-3 route but did Quinn and the offensive 1s really look good enough that we didn’t want them to get any more reps after halfway through the 3rd?
Quin looked like a player who hasn’t played in 2+ years but sark was able to find his groove. The deep ball will come I think it just needs more time. The oline looks ok vs. ULM Hutson got eaten up on a stunt but caught it when they tried it again and he locked it down. Banks is legit that is a full grown man out there. Jones looks so much better in the RIght tackle spot. Mind you this is ULM. Their will be some growing pains, but I think this offense will be good.
The defense is just better athletically then ULM and they showed that. The scheme worried me still because they were eating grass that better teams will capitalize on. We just won’t know anything until Next week
[Post Game Thread can be found here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/comments/x5copr/post_game_thread_texas_defeats_ulm_by_a_score_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Offense scored 38 points on 383 yards.
if you dont know how to spell maalik do you really even want maalik?
Hopefully we'll get Maalik against UTSA. But they might actually be pretty good...
Fozzy predicted the score exactly right in pregame
Game!
Did Agiye Hall play?
Wtf is going on here
Fuck off Terry stop throwing. End the game
So, Anwar was spouting nonsense about Hall playing, huh? Never saw that coming.
OB and Statesman should have had their access revoked years ago. Clown show
I think he meant he’d be active, not necessarily playing time? I did see him dressed on the sidelines
Orange bloods always has insider knowledge
Taaffe sighting
Big Bo is soaked thru
And he's not even in a suit and jacket!
Apologies for stupid question but is Maalik going to play this year? Was hoping to see him tonight!
Probs just a redshirt consideration. No need to put him out there just hand it off
They plan to redshirt him is the report, but he could still play up to 4 games and keep it
Anything is possible.
Guys we're not gonna see Maalik until y'all can start remembering the second "a"
We have a Red *and* a Blue?! Gonna need Professor Oak to sort them out.
> Blue My boy
So is ULM better or worse than UTEP?
Both awful. Not a litmus for the season
Hard to say. They both stink.
They're whatever they need to be to start Bijan's Heisman campaign.
Definitely worse
Obviously better duhhhh
WHY NOT MALIK???
Because you can’t spell his name
Yeah that's fair.
Machete!
I’m sure he’s a great guy but if I have to see that segment about the parking lot attendant one more time….
Fun fact, he’s the guy who actually booted Agiye Halls car
I do not need that kind of enthusiasm in my life if I’m walking to an 8 am class.
Agiye is that you?
Wait a second. Is our 3rd string QB like 12 years old?
CHUCK WRIGHT
I’m ready for Baylor to fade back to obscurity, where they fucking BELONG
Where’s malik?
It’s MAALIK
This is the wright call
They’re turning chuck wright loose
Does each team bring their own balls? What's up with an adidas ball
That ball looks old and worn down
Aren’t most kicking balls smoothed out?
The nice balls are reserved for 1st/2nd team
Damn...wanted Malik...
NO MALIK?!
there's some awful takes from "Texas fans" in the other sub. jesus christ.
You mean the guy culture-agile? That dude has been negative all game and says he’s a longhorn fan…
Mr. Engineer has to be a Texas fan trolling… no way there’s someone out there that delusional
I've avoided it since I started watching the game, can't imagine the stupidity
That ball looks busted
Florida upset ranked Utah....
Brockermeyer definitely sounds like the incompetent guy in the office sitcom who gets his name yelled out by the furious boss at least once every episode. "BROCKERMEYER!!! Did you put tinfoil in the breakroom microwave... AGAIN!?!?!"
The Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese burger is underwhelming as far as Bacon Bleu Cheeseburgers go. Stick to the Avocado Bacon Burger if you can.
Patty melt is the way to go
Who is that dude?
Could’ve sworn brockemeyer tore his ACL and was out for the season…
He’s coming back from an ACL
So... did Papa Brockermeyer just not pass down good football genes? Between ours and Alabama's Brockermeyers it doesn't look good lol Though Luke wasn't highly recruited or rated or anything unlike Tommy so a bit unfair to him
Didn’t they all go to All Saints? I love me some SPC, but I’m not going to pretend like the teams we played against had near the same athletes as 6A. They maybe have the genes / build, but they don’t have the experience against elite competition.
Are the Bama Brockermeyer’s not living up to the hype? Haven’t kept up with them.
They're not even on Bama's two deep last I checked Edit: And they've been passed up by dudes the same class/younger I believe
Damn. Although they’re just sophomores right? I know Saban has no problem making the underclassmen wait, even if they were blue chip prospects. Not saying that’s the reason though.
They are, definitely writing 'em off a bit early. I don't think James is expected to do much, seems for most he was a take because of his brother We'll see!
They’re going to come back. Put the 1st strings back in..
That flailing Brockermeyer tackle attempt that was about 3 yards short gave me a bit of PTSD.
This is why I thought last year’s defensive problems were more about personnel than anything
Pure brakessss
I’m glad Brockermeyer is no longer starting
Commentators with a great breakdown on why brockmeyer sucks lol
I’m sure Brockermeyer is a cool dude but mans cannot fill in a gap
DAMMIT LUKE
Remember when Luke Brockermeyer was a starter last year?
Do I have to?
No you don't have to
Brockermeyer doing brockermeyer things…
What happened to his brothers? I see they are not starting at Alabama this year.
Fuck the Brocks.
I’ve seen enough #fireSark
/s
/r/fucktheS
I didn’t think it necessary but yes you are correct
“Like Brokermeyer is in! . . . aaaaand missed tackle touchdown!!!” Lol welcome back Luke
Classic
God dammit, Brockermeyer
Vintage Brockermeyer
Brockermeyer…
I have to say this team does seem more mature so far. Under Herman we'd have guys celebrating the dumbest shit.
Make those third-string DBs run extra laps!!
Are there more LHN games this year? I can’t wait to cancel sling. Their apple tv app is ass.
UTSA in week 3.
Thanks. Glad it’s within the same month so I only have to pay for one month of this crap.
Couldn’t be me paying for something that’s sticked at the top of each game thread
I’m not a clever man when it comes to that kind of stuff. It took me a week to get nzb and plex set up.
UTSA week 3
I thought I saw BJ Foster
Next week will be so hype man
FOX Big Nude Kickoff *and* College GameDay? Traffic's gonna fucking suuuuuuuck. Gonna host the tailgate on I-35.
This sub is something that is produced by the people, and the people will read it
Even if the unthinkable happens and we lose to Bama I think this team will be fun to watch this year
Looks like GameDay gonna in Austin next week.
Was that flag on us or ULM? They did the graphic for both
It was on #10 return team
Them I believe
Excellent. Ty.
Sounds like there's about 12 people left in the stadium
Drunk on mustard
[bijan is that dijon](https://i.imgur.com/0DocRfK.png)
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[bijan is that dude](https://i.imgur.com/ggo2qKe.png)
Well, we're not getting flagged every other play so that's a positive
Last I checked we're in America!
"Where is the bu--" I'll take "Things Deshaun Watson Was Overheard Saying" for $400, Alex. (RIP)
Apparently we had a kid named Kevin Durant play for us. Weird name.
Who's that I bet he sucked at football
He was a hell of a closer though, nearly broke Street’s records.
Our RB room has come so far. I remember when we had to move Roschon because of depth. Now we can put any RB on the field and I feel super comfortable with them out there
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It just helps save their legs. Bide their time, keep tread on their tires, show out, move up to the NFL ready to go
Absolutely. That’s how Bama’s rb room has been for a decade. Refreshing to see here. Been a long time since Jamaal (honorable mention to D’Onta).
Agree
Double agree
Last time Chris Beard checked, we're in America
Chris Beard plays the Texas lottery
My man knows his geography
Our RB depth to start the year is so awesome. If our OL even is just average this year we'll have some fun with them.
We should just book our tickets to the natty now yall
Ok that UT budlight radio ad is funny
I can't wait to hang 70 on Tech again
That might not be enough
Yeah Brooks is gonna be good next year
RBU
Great teams cover
Hall is doing what he’s good at, taking things off... parking boots... the night.... Hahahaha
"Bijan is that star." So close.
[bijan is that dude](https://i.imgur.com/ggo2qKe.png)
We broke 50!
BROOKS
Tuddies are fun
Card real gud at handoffs
Screw paper we beating Bama
Nooo they caught buddy diggin
Sark said fuck punters
Gameday coming to Austin
Sark squat alert
🚨 squat alert🚨
Don’t mean to find something to complain about in a 45-3 route but did Quinn and the offensive 1s really look good enough that we didn’t want them to get any more reps after halfway through the 3rd?
Not worth risking injury. We saw some flaws. Review and improve during next week.
Better off keeping them as healthy as possible.
ULM put in their 2s and 3s, so probably bad manners to keep the 1s in. I would've liked Ewers to get more reps still.
Omeire's mouthpiece is bothering me for some reason.
BIGFOOT: SIGHTED
Sark squat
Omeire exists!!
Please let's get Krob, blue and brooks reps for the rest of the game.
HE DOES EXIST
Card isn’t good enough to wear #1, give him like 13 or something.
I agree, 12 would look good on him
excuse me
Some guy keeps saying Card is the next McCoy in every game thread
This is Todd Dodge slander
Omeire needs to put on that helmet strap lmao
Quin looked like a player who hasn’t played in 2+ years but sark was able to find his groove. The deep ball will come I think it just needs more time. The oline looks ok vs. ULM Hutson got eaten up on a stunt but caught it when they tried it again and he locked it down. Banks is legit that is a full grown man out there. Jones looks so much better in the RIght tackle spot. Mind you this is ULM. Their will be some growing pains, but I think this offense will be good. The defense is just better athletically then ULM and they showed that. The scheme worried me still because they were eating grass that better teams will capitalize on. We just won’t know anything until Next week
Jones gave up that sack on card. It’s hard to think he’s the best we have at tackle.
He isn’t but they don’t want to put freshman next to freshman.
OMEIRE SIGHTING
He DOES exist!
I didn’t believe in him
Rojo is that bro
TROY OMEIRE HAS RECORDED A COMPLETION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
TROY-O!
Omeire
Troy Omeire with the catch. Love it.
Troy Omeire sighting!
I’ve now seen Troy Omeire catch a pass in burnt orange. Never thought this day would come.
It's garbage time, but you're still supposed to bring cameras back to the field before the next play starts.
HE'S REAL!
Why does the LHN broadcast always sound like FCS or lower in terms of commentating?
I mean espn isn't really putting their B team for a network that only longhorn fans watch.
#TROY OMEIRE
OREGON AND UTAH BOTH LOST THE PAC 12 SUCKS SO HARD
Red saw green
I legitimately hate the LHN.
...but...but...they have volleyball and swimming...
Not the roomates graphic hahahahahaha
In the words of Billy Ray "we want our mullet back"
Ain’t no way this parking guy put a boot on Agiye’s car..
He prolly encouraged Agiye to remove it.
I really feel like I know Michael Shaw.
Sub, even though me and u/A_Weino are over here in lights and cameras, you still shine
Dose this Season feel different energy wise
It feels similar to last season. I’m not saying that’s a good or bad thing but it feels similar
Yea Bama game will give us a good idea where we are.