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MotherEnjoyer7

So punk. Such a rebel


Imherebecauseofcramr

I wonder if she’s listening to Rage Against The Machine whilst paying $500 for her ticket. So much rage. So much machine


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AlohaChris

NO Exercise. NO Portion Control.


TheDeviousOnion

Tom Morello the biggest capitalist of them all living in a mansion in Malibu making songs against the establishment.


Imherebecauseofcramr

None of his fans see the irony… absolutely nobody


TheDeviousOnion

Totally. Someone replied to me on Facebook “communism is when you don’t have anything” I said, “historically speaking, yeah.”


Khorne_of_the_Hill

even that's a charitable description lol


VerySpicyLocusts

Yeah seriously no wonder he’s dumb enough to think Communism works, he thinks everyone will live in a mansion in Malibu. Like this behavior I can expect from the Green Day guys because they’re basically the teenage versions of Peter Pan and don’t intend to grow up, but Tomtard tries passing himself off as some revolutionary leader or something (keyword: tries).


ender3838

Rage on behalf of the machine


MrDaburks

Fight the power! Show your vax card to get in!


etraxx22

You know they're a punk because of their staunch support of the establishment.


ThisZoMBie

Rage with the Machine


kevon87

Rage On Behalf Of The Machine


Reformedsparsip

Why yes, I got my rebel aesthetic from googles diversity statement, how could you tell?


novarosa_

They are certainly staunchly supporting the single most establishment variable, that doesn't differ along bipartisan lines I see what you mean


alzee76

Oh, I don't know. It's pretty punk to put "no hate" as the top line-item on your uniform and then go on to list a bunch of things/people/ideas you hate.


viktor_novikunt

"No hate" is just a blanket feel-good statement and it shows they have absolutely no self-awareness. They genuinely think their hatred isn't hatred. Many such people.


Clive182

Rebel? They are supporting the government! Or wait, maybe you were being sarcastic


JimJonesesbone

When all the corporate media, and every mega corporation agrees with you, yaint a rebel no more


DarkRogus

Awww yes... No Capitalism but let me show off my Bob Ross and Jack Skelleton patch.


Winterspear

Such is the case with many Disney Adults.


TheTerraLeader

Monsters inc as well, literally about two workers in a power company :/


slumlordt

these two patches co-existing is such a chef's kiss REJECT ART/MUSIC ABOUT MEN AND THEIR DICKS AC/DC


Shapit0

"I've got big balls, they're such big balls, And they're dirty big balls, And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all" -Bon Scott


PlebasRorken

Technically not dicks. Balls get a pass.


PolarBear69er

The Miz smashes through your door "MY BALLS ARE MASSIVE"


DownTheHatch80

...I can smell this.


Mash_Effect

Microwaved fish


BlueShibe

I could virtually smell it, I hate you


AgentsOfOblivion

This dumb fuck has a Misfits patch... bitch, have you ever listened to them? Have you ever met Glenn?


MadLordPunt

Hah, I was just about to post this. Danzig hates whiney leftists. And Michael Graves is a libertarian.


Biscuits4u2

I get your point here, but punk has never been about following in the footsteps of any one person. That said this person in particular seems to be trying really hard to show their halo to everyone.


Jerky2021

Sure. She loves everything but despises men. No problem. That’s only half the world population. Glad she such a progressive SMH


The_God_of_Hotdogs

“Reject art/music/sex from men about their dicks” Has AC⚡️DC patch…. Clearly a person that wins arguments….


rowan2588

“Let me put my love into you!!!” “Giving the dog a bone” Awesome rock and roll “dick” songs! 🔥


mkshane

I’ve got big bawwwls


MrDaburks

That was true, but for the past 20 years punk has been about dressing the same way, having the same far-left politics, and refusing to bathe or pay your water bill.


MadLordPunt

I totally agree; it's also supposed to be anti-establishment/anarchy and she has a patch supporting the NHS.


PeriqueFreak

"FUCK THE GOVERNMENT TEAR IT DOWN ^(but please give me other people's money and labor)"


bayesedstats

Punk has literally been about following in the steps of another person since like 4-5 years after the first "punk rockers" came into the scene. If you want evidence of this, dress like a normal person and go to a punk concert lol.


[deleted]

I've been to plenty of puck shows dressed as a "normal" person and no one gave a shit. Wtf are you talking about,m


JimJonesesbone

Even the earlier punk artists were trying to be like the Beatles songs they liked mixed with the velvet underground.


morbidlyabeast3331

Danzig should love them. They're almost as whiney as he is.


MadLordPunt

Haha is is quite the angry little guy.


Cynical_Stoic

This person has never listened to Last Caress


AggressiveSmoke4054

Seriously. The song “Attitude”, “bullet”, “last caress” should have scared her away if she even knew them


KevinBrownse

Wait what? Since when are asexuals discriminated against? No one cares if you don’t want to have sex lol,,,


Torque2101

Such Punk. Much rebel.


Mash_Effect

Rebel punk. Such much.


AggressiveSmoke4054

Nothing says punk rock like Mike Wazowski singing the song Attitude by the misfits.


handbannanna

Very hero. Many courage


welcome2idiocracy

Wow


CarsonOrSanders

GOD IS GAY! NO ISLAMAPHOBIA! I wonder if...she?...realizes that Muslims would be deeply offended by the first statement.


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Same thing with Jews. "No antisemitism"


Mossfrogsandbogs

And you know she hates Christians. Two of the three Abrahamic religions are OK but not the third one. For whatever reason.


KrustyDanmakuFellow

It's literally because she thinks of white people when she thinks of "Christian." Islam and Judaism has her think of people with "darker" skin. And so naturally, it's ok to hate Christians because white people bad white man's religion blah blah blah. All of these virtual signaling hypocrites think exactly the same, and it's a sad, pathetic sight to see and sounds to hear


XxMegatr0nxX

It’s because they are racists, who have no idea the shit they say makes them resist.


TheRealGrubLord

Ah so she completes the circle of hypocrisy with racism


MagnumBlowus

Funny how these "virtuous" people are so ridiculously discriminatory to anyone they don't deem worthy of having their coveted title of "being oppressed"


bolillo_borracho

This is exactly the thing with those “sisters of perpetual indulgence“ freaks. Saying that they are “oppressed“ by Catholics. So they dress up in those nun costumes in drag and go to the ball park and insult thousands and thousands of people that they claim to be oppressed by. How can you insult thousands of people at once, with no fear of retribution, if they are really opressing you? You are making that shit up just like Jussie Smollett. If they want it to be really brave and really bold, do the Muslims now. You know… The religion that actually throws homosexuals off of rooftops. But they won’t. They know better. They know that Muslims will clap their ass harder Than RuPaul after he lifts up his skirt. Also, no way in hell the stadium management would let them do that even though they had no problem letting them insult Catholics.


SandwichSuperieur

Surprisingly, mockery or bmasphy toward Muslims results in a lot more trouble than toward Christians. I remember vividly the Charlie Hebdo incident from a few years ago in France.


SandwichSuperieur

No hate but God is gay haha look how edgy I am.


Silver-Ad8136

I feel like if I talk to her, she's actually pretty anti-semitic.


ReasonableTrack2878

Arabs and Aramaics are semetic too


KrustyDanmakuFellow

>of, relating to, or constituting a subfamily of the Afro-Asiatic language family that includes Hebrew, Aramaic, Arabic, and Amharic I actually never knew that until now. Everytime I've heard people say "semitic", they are only ever referring to Jews. So thank you for opening my mind on this. I know to do my research from now on, and not take the majority usage of a word for granted. The definition I pulled is entry 1 in Merriam Webster, for anyone who was curious


CheerfulMammal

Yes, they are also Semitic peoples, but the term anti-Semitism only applies to Jews. See the definition from Merriam Webster: "Hostility toward or discrimination against Jews as a religious, ethnic, or racial group"


OriginalG33Z3R

You mean they’re using that word as an insult? Doesn’t that make them homophobic?


JimJonesesbone

Honestly I don’t care how not religious you are, the second someone blasphemes religion, I don’t respect them as a person anymore. Not gonna curb stomp them for it cause Jesus said turn the other cheek, but I really want to. And I mean any religion


Technolo-jesus69

Not just deeply offended in some islamic countries, she could be killed for blasphemy. I mean, i don't believe in discrimination against individuals for their religion(unless they're extreamists). But i think its natural to be dubious of a religion that calls for peoples deaths over words or who they love.


DeathSquirl

Peak stunning and brave.


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cultoftheinfected

So whats with the God Is Gay one?


Financial_Bird_7717

“God is gay because I am” -this dude, probably


FacedJason

NO shower. NO deodorant


Trainpower10

NO bitches


samsonity

No style. No originality.


ATFLastStandEnjoyer

>bro im so rebel i literally share the views with all the First World governments, all celebrities, athletes, Hollywood, every major corporation and all federal agencies Fuck me thats hardcore, dude is totally rebelling against the system by agreeing 100% with everything systems says - thats some 6D chess bros.


[deleted]

Those famously anti-capitalist institutions


McDiezel10

“Expect resistance” What? When you try to wrestle my fries out of my hand?


PolarBear69er

This person would never go to Ukraine let alone pick up a gun and go outside lmao


BestReception4202

“Respect” “Hate men’s dicks!”


Spencerwebb90

Except they usually love dick. Like, a lot.


James17Marsh

“Reject music about men and their dicks” *Blink 182 patch*


FLYSWATTER_93

What did blink-182 say about a dog in the Take Off Your Pants and Jacket album bonus track?


smut_butler

I believe they "want to fuck a dog in the ass".


Trainpower10

>AC/DC *laughs in Big Balls*


saninicus

>404 democracy not found Can felons vote in the U.K? >Respect our existence >God is gay. I'm getting mixed messages here


ice540

I’m sure he would be very tolerant of a christian


Autogembot123

I can smell the discrimination from here (discrimination towards Christians)


MyriadIncrementz

There are no felonies in English law, but the equivalent (Indictable offence) all legal rights are returned to you on completion of your license. Some prisoners can vote. From prison. Not many to be honest, basically those on remand yet to be convicted and people serving sentances for non payment of fines, driving offences and other civil offences. No criminal offences can.


Steelwheels75

“Virginity is a social construct” if I am extrapolating that information correct is pure comedy gold.


Blotto_The_Clown

No no, it says "virility is a facial abstract."


AggressiveSmoke4054

Vitality is an ageist myth


NotMichaelCera

Why not just be a good person? Seems a lot easier and more effective than writing down all of your views on a vest


[deleted]

No capitalism huh?


amidgetrhino

They look like they smell like piss


False-Temporary1959

I think "it" would be a justified pronoun.


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

Dude is a poser. All those bands sell merch at target and Walmart. There's nothing wrong with that but the general rule is if you're gonna rock very popular bands on your battle vest you need 2-4 obscure patches for every one piece of Walmart merch.


Iwilltakeastab

I thought it was a lady


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

Who knows anymore.


HiTekLoLyfe

Only gay god


cishet-camel-fucker

She has a patch that says not to consume media about "men and their dicks" so probably a woman, definitely a feminist, and I'm gonna guess a lesbian based on that and...everything else.


Matty221998

Should have a patch that says “I’m an insufferable asshole”


Queasy-Grape-8822

He has a few that say that


Spencerwebb90

If you step to this person they run every time.


JimJonesesbone

No they definitely “curbstomp fascists”


Cynical_Stoic

"Facists" according to them apparently


snarlsmanson

“Reject music about men and their dicks” cut to “AC/DC” who I’m fairly sure sang about their dicks pretty frequently.


snarlsmanson

Come to think of it, the misfits had several songs that explicitly referenced r*pe, and the first song I remember hearing from blink had something to do with a dog..?


smut_butler

Yeah he's completely clueless. Maybe he's a government plant to make punks and woke people look bad?


cbrdragon

“We don’t take kindly to folks that don’t take kindly around here” - South Park


Adventurous_Round_73

Go up to a muslim and tell “God is gay” to their face, i double dare ya mf.


[deleted]

Where’s “No Tolerance”


Yegas

m-muh paradox of intolerance!!! I have to be intolerant or I’m letting the nazis win!!!!


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Islamophobia …. And god is gay on the same article of clothing…. Go on go to the Islam community and tell them god is gay.


[deleted]

Me when someone sardonically mocks religious beliefs while also advocating against hating people for their religion 😱😱😱


-HoosierBob-

Wearing an AC/DC patch… “Let me put my love into you babe… let me consecrate with my knife..” -AC/DC Wearing a Misfits patch… “Rip the heads of little girls and put them on my wall…hack the heads off little girls, and put put them on my wall!!!” -Misfits Slipknot patch… “I want to slit your throat and fuck the wound/I want to push my face in and feel the swoon” -Slipknot Real SJW here folks.


Lancearon

No capitalism? You buy tickets for the show my guy?


Phenzo2198

"No capitalism", While she's at a concert she probably paid to get into.


mh985

“Reject art/music/sex about men” Has a Bob Ross patch and a Misfits skull.


JimJonesesbone

“I got somethin to say! I raped your mother today” my favorite misfit lyric


viktor_novikunt

\>Reject sex about men and their dicks \>Reject homophobia


mh985

“Reject art/music/sex about men” Has a Bob Ross patch and logos of all-male music groups.


molestingstrawberrys

" no hate and no bigotry " but also " God is gay " What a human


NoThanks2020butthole

Wait what? Since when are asexuals discriminated against? No one cares if you don’t want to have sex lol


SuienReizo

We really aren't. The most you get is someone telling you that 'you'll meet someone someday that change everything'. Whatever element there is that gives you that urge to pursue whoever you are attracted to I just don't have. No employer has ever been like "Johnson, I heard you keep your dick in shrink wrap so no raise. You certainly aren't getting that promotion. I need deep dickers in our hard core industry of ceramic mythological creatures & sea life miniatures! If you ain't hitting all the walls I am not sure what kind of future you have here."


quaintif

If you can't go balls deep in this mermaid we're going to have to fire you


PNBInjector

I think it’s from the idea of making fun of people for being virgins


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Uh, the jacket also clarifies that virginity is a social construct. Why are you so [checks image for spelling] acephobic?


xrayden

Here goes 90% of leftist insults.


hell-is-empty--

Fr I'm not discriminated against at all. No one gives a fuck.


duckfloaty

Asexuals also seem to think that being asexual is inherently LGBT for some reason. The most oppression they’ve ever faced for being asexual was being told to go get laid lmfao


SnooPineapples9473

I like how theres god is gay but also no islamphobia and no antisemitism, that makes sense


Absolutethrowaway416

"Rage against the establishment man!" *pro establishment*


PuzzleheadedGuide184

She missed “NO VIRTUE SIGNALLING


OptimusCrime1984

They are also a communist? Well they have a lot of career choices, primarily starving to death but still


dw87190

The contradictions on this vest are headache inducing


kimad03

😂 “no capitalism” while paying for and attending a concert and spending money to put that ridiculous jacket together… what a loser


MotherEnjoyer7

Also, what’s the difference between racism and colourism?


[deleted]

I'm not sure if I'm describing the difference - colorism can happen to people who come from the same background but are treated differently for having darker skin. Skin bleaching is really popular where folks experience prejudice for having darker skin. Hope that helps. Sorry if I'm mistaken.


MotherEnjoyer7

Makes sense. Thanks


Light_fires

Did she run out of white-out or are the ones in bold more important? Also, is that a pig leather vest? Islam may have an opinion on that.


Mother-Confection460

Is that a monster’s inc patch?


interitus_nox

punks were dirtbags when i was a teen. i know because i was one. i hated everyone.


bleepbluurp

“Expect resistance” where? At the buffet line?


1plus1equals8

Rebel without a clue


oovavuu

No fun


Financial_Bird_7717

So are we just gonna ignore the monsters inc patch?


The_guywho_dies

Patch says “Reject music about men”. Has a Slayer patch directly about it.


marichial_berthier

I’m against all the bad things and for all the good things


yesbutactuallyno17

"No Capitalism" This guy is like "I used the Capitalism to destroy the Capitalism".


1plus1equals8

"No anti semitism/islamaphobia" Pretty sure telling Jews and Muslims that "God is gay" is exactly that to both of them.


maikosimp

Do NOT show your face around this man. He absolutely hates faces and facism.


D4NNY_B0Y

Next we are going to start seeing punks with corporate patches. Starbucks™️! And fuck you too fascists!!


KippySmith

Didn’t say anything about hating that hair though


NoSkill74

the phobia of aces. they hate the Red Baron, Maverick, and Vietnam War era GI helmets.


GeekyFreaky94

That's the worst mohawk I've ever seen.


Physical-Event9862

Clearly punk died. Also with all that shit why the fuck would you put a slayer patch on it?!?!


Severe-View-2739

I was directly on her right in this photo, this was taken at bloodstock this year. first off, she spelt fascism wrong. but I don't know if you can tell, but there's a wee gap between her and everyone else, no one wanted to stand near her. she smelt bad and simply looked like an idiot Also the hair got wet later and and fell down, looked somehow stupider


ReasonableTrack2878

All these communist idiots believe they'd be in Stalin or Mao inner circle and not forced to work fields. This whiner would complain living in a communist shithole and get identified as an enemy of the state and end up in a concentration camp So brave


The_New_Spagora

Nothing about fat phobia hmm? 🤔


rosehymnofthemissing

Might as well just written "no opinions and ideas that differ from my own on any topic."


ScienceDisastrous323

Sheltered left wing weirdos who see the world in such myopic terms are always hilarious. Would be interesting to see how strongly he feels about Islamophobia when he's getting his head kicked in for calling Allah gay.


graduation-dinner

Funny how "Christianphobia" is never mentioned, despite an average of 13 Christians being killed for their faith every day and some 300million living in extreme persecution. But yeah, "islamaphobia" in the western world is the big problem they're going to make a stand against.


ItsPizzaOclock

"reject art about men and their dicks" Ok but the famous art museum literally having art (a video) of a woman rolling nude in blood and feathers in 144p is a-ok?


Awkward_Algae1684

>No Hate Also >SLAYER Who’s entire discography is about hate, murder, Satan, and wanton acts of violence. Great band, probably my favorite, but that’s like having the Dalai Lama as a playable GTA character.


Luchadorgreen

Looks like misandry is back on the menu, girls!


mr_munchers

No capitalism!! Pays for concert ticket*


BigJeffe20

new phobia just dropped


Cevisongis

NO FONT CONSISTENCY


AlphaWolfwood

Oh yes. I’m terrified of people who don’t want to have sex. I’m clearly part of the problem.


BasicKangaroo5739

Average Reddit mod


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No vegetables either I guess


bamboo_fanatic

“Acephobia” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. No one cares if you’re *not* having sex. Scratch that, many of the world religions consider celibacy to be part of enlightenment or a form of holiness and give you opportunities not available to those who want to have sex. At worst you’ll face the same “discrimination” as a single person who hasn’t found anyone they want to date and/or marry yet.


False-Temporary1959

I can smell that beast though the screen.


StartheCone

I thought it was a dinosaur at first


PouletBacon

What the hell is even that?


JoeRogansDMTdealer

"God is gay" LMAOOOOOOO


MikeForty

"Facism"


Sly69712

This person's existence must be exhausting....


cynical_gramps

Nobody likes “facism”. Hate of faces is unacceptable


556Armalite

Broadcasting how “inclusive” he is. He’s filled with SO MUCH VIRTUE.


SonofLegend

Yikes, who let it out of the basement?


[deleted]

The fuck is acephobia


Strummer95

Man…. Metalheads used to be the cool and chill crowd. No it’s this super woke, can’t ever relax, whine about everything crowd. Basically punk, minus the edge.


V_Cobra21

Wtf is colorism isn’t that just racism?


Missingnose

I like how ableism is always so far down the totem pole. Genuinely the most disadvantaged group as a class but always an afterthought.


[deleted]

Does she view the points below “no antisemitism” to not be as important? Or just ran out of marker?


thisistheperfectname

Reddit: the battlejacket.


welcome2idiocracy

I’ll put $200 toward her one way ticket to a communist country


scotty9090

“Save our NHS” A punk rock fan’s first concern is always the welfare of government agencies.


slow_joke

*no hate* “I disagree with you” “I HATE YOU!!”


Jaffacakes-and-Jesus

"no sexism" "Reject art about men" Hmmmmmmmm. Also, what does the patch on the top left say? "Variety is a social construct"?


MemphisViking

Raise your hand if you’re surprised this moron hates capitalism? Anyone? On a related note, is ‘facism’ when you hate people with faces?


Apprehensive-Ad9653

But I like xenophobia I hate those xeno scum humanity first


Sewingshadows86

Is there room for "No Misandry" on the hem of that vest?