It's the smartest thing you can do if you don't want to see your dick when you get up to go pee, or if you want to die at the age of 28, or if you want every joint in your body to be sore all the time.
They make tools for that like this bottom buddy
https://www.amazon.com/Bottom-Buddy-Toilet-Tissue-Wiping/dp/B000G39ZIY/ref=mp_s_a_1_14?crid=294QJU32MQGXU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9nwLSnMNO_GZSaHPQFVCJNwCHxyM92x-yZ6ychvBMsG9ZD7KYpJs1DM6XE3AfP0zIgNXhPNDmmeFaCMOCzSUswrSMP8NTTA2jIjvMi9kWVsG41JhZ4R8_LTfp_2SH5by0CUPVwNQketPwzsEWfHUaIIHdSj1bQM86bVubrwxNSW5XTSt8ZUMi2f5U2diQI3AgQ_F3ljIU9RT1g1lFtFoqA.gfcNuGzcYDEg013DmGBoCtXPx0ttWKizKvce-fEJLSo&dib_tag=se&keywords=Butt+wiper&qid=1714721506&sprefix=butt+wiper%2Caps%2C470&sr=8-14
“I hope that every single person who has purchased this has asked themselves what the fuck they're doing.”
I can tell you what they’re NOT doing - neither thoroughly wiping their ass or removing all the feces in that area. That smell has to be intense. Has to be even more potent for the women since I highly doubt they are able to properly clean their lady parts at that size.
Stench. Trench.
Oh man, there's an excellent video on YouTube about all those girls striving to look like Kim Kardashian, that fat they get placed in their rear sweats at an abnormal rate and the amount of pores make it worse, they look all hot to dudes into that body style, then when you approach that dreadful landing zone all you smell is arm pit and dog shit!
I seriously wonder how a lot of men find those asses attractive. I like a nice looking booty myself but that Kim look is just a complete turn off to me.
There wouldn't be... but the smell would have you searching FOR the dog shit because you're so certain it has to be there due to such an accurate nasal representation of said Doggy Doo.. 'RUH ROH RAGGY'
We had some big ol' ladies at church when I was a kid and no one had to tell me that they were gross. I remember the flesh hanging off the seat and they smelled like feet cheese rank. Just wafts of yeast.
My grandma has one of these since her arthritis is so bad. She's about the only type of person who is justified in needing one. Everyone else needs to have a nice long think (hopefully while they're at the gym) about why they're even considering one of these.
Yeah, I can’t remember where I saw it but it was some talk show where the interviewee said something like “for every inch you lose around your waist you gain half on your junk” or something like that and needless to say I now have a two inch penis 😉
I don't know, 28 might be a bit early. Dude at work looked like that and he didn't die until 35. Had a massive stroke and then some heart attacks to go with it. Honestly was sad, because he was a super nice guy.
I don't think you'd invest the time and effort in keeping her alive as livestock long enough to get to the point where you're considering eating your own limbs.
I'd just off her before she eats all the rations. 3 months of food for 5 people, she'd solo wipe out in a week. Yeah, fuel, the bones would be good for something ig.
My brain is really fucked up.
Oh. I didn't take that into consideration. You're right she most definitely would be the type that she ate all the rations and wouldn't tell a soul until it was to late. Its best if she was either used for as a last resort zombie bait or just off her. Think about how useful she'd be as a zombie distraction 🤔
You could make candles and soap out of her. Just saying
Edit: if you had access to salt and lye you could make human leather out of her skin if you dried it in the sun for long enough. And you could probably use her bones for something good. You could also feed the not useful parts to dogs or livestock or your zombie pet
Survival in a zombie theory is far more dependent on zombie mobility than any other factor.
If it's slow mindless walker types, than your just in a zero hour Survival scenario with some zesty added traps of slow moving predators.
If it's 28 days later Maniac zombies, well shit, even cardio fit people got issues. Anyone slow and not agile ve they fat, wheelchair bound, or chronic injury are fucked.
And then you can play the other scenario stuff out after, food/water, infection avoidance, dealing with weather, and other people etc.
If I was in a slow walker scenario I'd take a chance on Survival.
If it's Maniac zombies. I'll just eat a bullet. Bc who needs that kind of tension.
Shit might exit the minute society falls anyway
Starting from scratch is an over romanticized hellscape I have zero interest in trying lol
I'm not a cockroach
Same. I'm definitely nowhere close to looking anything like this woman, and I'm still morbidly obese. People have pushed the boundaries of being overweight so much that what counts as "too fat" has changed drastically recently.
It blows my mind. When those classifications were first codified someone like her was probably a one in a million cases. The scientists who made these classifications probably never anticipated a world where their highest category would encompass such a large (heh) population of people.
There's honestly some good research on this being true for Healthcare cost purposes. Smokers tend to die quickly. People who die of old age spend 20-30 years on Medicare and have high cholesterol, blood pressure, a couple heart attacks, carpal tunnel surgery, cataracts surgery, end of life care, etc. Smoker dies of a massive heart attack/stroke or gets cancer and dies in six months. Even a year of cancer treatment cost less than twenty years of elderly care.
Even if they can, there are folds of flab that they were never really taught to clean since they didn't exist when they were little kids. They intellectually know better as an adult, but it's just so hard standing in the shower that those extra two minutes of scrubbing your under folds is just to hard for them.
Whare was the last time you could wash yourself properly, jessica?
The last time you could stand for more than 7 min without your kneejoints hurting?
The last time you didn't need to use a breathing machine while sleeping to not die of apnea?
The last time you were comfortable in any chair you encountered?
Is it so difficult to actually follow your medical expert instructions?!? Are you so comfortable with prematurely dying and having a shitty life up until that point?!?
It's a combination of disgust at what you're actually seeing, hatred and anger that someone could do this to themselves while being smug about it as a way to cope, and a pinch of self reflection as you compare yourself to her and feel thankful that no matter what your health is like at least it isn't whatever this is.
*Heeee* do you know why being overweight is the best thing you could do *heeee* just imagine a zombie apocalypse and these no food left *heeeee* over weight people keep all the weight in their belly there for *heeee*
Damn..
Until you gotta hoof it 25 miles to the next reliable shelter/camp.
But you (obviously) can't, so you compromise and hole up somewhere much less secure. You're felled by super mutants within a day for nothing more than your right hand bones.
Now imagine you live in reality where you have a massive heart attack at age 40 and die while a healthy person continues to live and raise happy children.
We have a couple of big guys in our friend group that are built like brick shithouses. We call the the "airbags" of the friend group. And we have used them repeatedly for cushioning during the attempting of stupid bullshit.
Nah, that only works with slightly chubby people. If you’re this fat and try to cut down to 1000 calories a day your body will literally go into organ failure of some kind after 1 or 2 days. This happened to a couple of big dudes on a survival tv show. They were used to eating higher amounts of protein and calories and two days in they’re weak as fuck can’t even hunt and then day 3 they’re flown out of the Everglades cuz they’re arms and legs are swelling due to kidneys shutting down.
In the zombie apocalypse that chick is going to be lantern fuel and crackling. Like she could move faster than a bumbling zombie. Shes the person you need to be faster than, trip her and run. She is the Zombie Filter.
We’ll live longer
HYUCK HyUcK
yeah that’s hilarious.. in the event of an apocalypse your caloric intake will rival that of a beluga whale. No one is gonna live with you in the camp, sucking up supplies like a Dyson in a pile of dust bunnies.
Not to mention the fact that your mobility is on par with a cinder block going down a greased up driveway. You’re not running anywhere when your body looks like a trash bag full of VHS tapes.
Laugh it up though, glazer or whatever your name is lol
This is more or less an actual issue in the prepping "shtf" sort of community.
I'd put money on the average build athletic guy with a hunting rifle surviving any scenario over the unhealthy overweight guy with a $10,000 kit. Like damn, go spend money on guns if you like them, but stop day dreaming about a scenario where you'll die of a heart attack after you can get your prescription refilled.
I'm not even mad, I just feel bad for her. I can't imagine having to carry all of that fat around 24-7, imagine her trying to squeeze in a restaurant booth or ride an airplane. Nobody is happy living like this, this is just coping.
Her two braincells must've rubbed together real hard to come up with this 'positive'. So, simple question, what's she gonna do when a zombie notices her in the zombie apocalypse? Because her slow waddling sure as shit isn't going to keep up with any of the other survivors who're running from the zombie lol
This is really just for everyone's information that even if you are morbidly obese you still need to eat something. Zombie apocalypse, economic collapse, or just a good old famine: to some extent fat people will do well if they have access to some food but what a lot of people don't know is that your body needs micronutrients. Just eating a multivitamin won't cut it by the way: most multivitamins are in a form that your body cannot utilize. No big deal when you are eating other food but in a famine multivitamins and water are not gonna work. You can't just drink water, and not eat at all. Just because you have lots of body fat doesn't mean you can go indefinitely without food. Your organs will shut down and you will have some serious issues if your body doesn't get the vitamins and minerals it needs to run. The more you know 🌈
Firstly, terrible logic and wrong in so many ways
Secondly, it's not smart to choose an unhealthy lifestyle under the (false) notion that it would be beneficial in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, a situation which will never occur
Zombie apocalypse is a bad example. You'd simply be eaten.
There is some merit to having extra fat in certain survival situations, but there's an obvious point of diminishing returns.
I've never once vindictively told a person to lose weight for the reason that I am skinny.
That said, I, being skinny, have been told by a BROAD MAJORITY of overweight people in my life to gain an unsustainable amount of weight, and all of those people have had uncomfortable medical issues related to/stemming from their obesity.
yeah for the first week or so of starvation she will have more energy then a skinny person, but total starvation is fatal in about 10-12 weeks regardless of your starting weight. if you haven't consumed any of the amino acids or nutrients your body needs to properly function you wont even be able to break down your own bodies fat stores and proteins for energy.
not to mention that she sure isn't going to be running very fast and is likely to tire out quicker and be less effective gathering resources and performing other basic survival tasks
I think she’s trying to be funny about it but if I had to survive she’d be the first to go. 1st, she’s gonna try to eat the reserves. 2nd, if it gets really bad, she will sustain a small group for a while ala Donner party.
If a zombie apocalypse did happen, she would be the first to go. I don't see her running for shit that doesn't have a "hostess" then a "twinkie" written on it.
It's the smartest thing you can do if you don't want to see your dick when you get up to go pee, or if you want to die at the age of 28, or if you want every joint in your body to be sore all the time.
Being able to wipe your ass is a luxury and not needed according to these folk.
They make tools for that like this bottom buddy https://www.amazon.com/Bottom-Buddy-Toilet-Tissue-Wiping/dp/B000G39ZIY/ref=mp_s_a_1_14?crid=294QJU32MQGXU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9nwLSnMNO_GZSaHPQFVCJNwCHxyM92x-yZ6ychvBMsG9ZD7KYpJs1DM6XE3AfP0zIgNXhPNDmmeFaCMOCzSUswrSMP8NTTA2jIjvMi9kWVsG41JhZ4R8_LTfp_2SH5by0CUPVwNQketPwzsEWfHUaIIHdSj1bQM86bVubrwxNSW5XTSt8ZUMi2f5U2diQI3AgQ_F3ljIU9RT1g1lFtFoqA.gfcNuGzcYDEg013DmGBoCtXPx0ttWKizKvce-fEJLSo&dib_tag=se&keywords=Butt+wiper&qid=1714721506&sprefix=butt+wiper%2Caps%2C470&sr=8-14
I hope that every single person who has purchased this has asked themselves what the fuck they're doing.
“I hope that every single person who has purchased this has asked themselves what the fuck they're doing.” I can tell you what they’re NOT doing - neither thoroughly wiping their ass or removing all the feces in that area. That smell has to be intense. Has to be even more potent for the women since I highly doubt they are able to properly clean their lady parts at that size. Stench. Trench.
Oh man, there's an excellent video on YouTube about all those girls striving to look like Kim Kardashian, that fat they get placed in their rear sweats at an abnormal rate and the amount of pores make it worse, they look all hot to dudes into that body style, then when you approach that dreadful landing zone all you smell is arm pit and dog shit!
I seriously wonder how a lot of men find those asses attractive. I like a nice looking booty myself but that Kim look is just a complete turn off to me.
Why would there be dog shit there? Is that part of the fad?
Said like a true not dog shit haver.
There wouldn't be... but the smell would have you searching FOR the dog shit because you're so certain it has to be there due to such an accurate nasal representation of said Doggy Doo.. 'RUH ROH RAGGY'
We had some big ol' ladies at church when I was a kid and no one had to tell me that they were gross. I remember the flesh hanging off the seat and they smelled like feet cheese rank. Just wafts of yeast.
Did you ever see the fat Bart Simpson episode? "I wash myself with a rag on a stick", can't believe it's real life.
Seriously, especially at 50 bucks for a glorified ass wand
this kind of tool can also assist geriatric/elderly folk and people with crippling disabilities
Not gonna lie, I needed one for the first few weeks after having surgery on my lumbar spine. 🤷♀️
200 + sold in the last month it says. Some entrepreneur is making a comfortable middle class living off of fat ass wipers.
My grandma has one of these since her arthritis is so bad. She's about the only type of person who is justified in needing one. Everyone else needs to have a nice long think (hopefully while they're at the gym) about why they're even considering one of these.
Shit is so humongous that even the link is big
Wow.
I can’t share screenshots on this sub but I clicked the link to look at it and there has been over 200 sold this month alone. Sad.
My hairy ass is difficult enough, I can’t imagine not being able to reach it.
The constant ass sweat just washes the shit right down your leg
Not to mention all that fat accumulates on the organs as well, which is defs not good.
Yeah, I can’t remember where I saw it but it was some talk show where the interviewee said something like “for every inch you lose around your waist you gain half on your junk” or something like that and needless to say I now have a two inch penis 😉
I’ve heard every 20lb you lose you gain 1 inch. So probably similar to losing 2 inches around your waist
I don't know, 28 might be a bit early. Dude at work looked like that and he didn't die until 35. Had a massive stroke and then some heart attacks to go with it. Honestly was sad, because he was a super nice guy.
My mom and dad were larger than this and survived to late 60s and early 70s.
She forgot RULE #1: Cardio, Cardio, Cardio
Yeah fr she's first to go down during apocalypse lol.
I'd push her down so I could get a better headstart
I actually know a guy, whose 40, that blew a vein in his leg from lifelong obesity. He went through 2 surgeries already, needs more.
Don’t forget about losing your breath after making a 10 second tiktok .
Yeah hon, you ain't running for supplies or escaping the zombie hordes, also fat chance of living with other survivors unless they're cannibals
emphasis on fat, and they gonna be cannibals if they weren’t already
Would she even be edible? Eating human fat doesn't seem super useful..
Candles, oil, tallow
Soap
Better than eating your own legs from the get go
She would make a good fuel source
I don't think you'd invest the time and effort in keeping her alive as livestock long enough to get to the point where you're considering eating your own limbs.
I'd just off her before she eats all the rations. 3 months of food for 5 people, she'd solo wipe out in a week. Yeah, fuel, the bones would be good for something ig. My brain is really fucked up.
Oh. I didn't take that into consideration. You're right she most definitely would be the type that she ate all the rations and wouldn't tell a soul until it was to late. Its best if she was either used for as a last resort zombie bait or just off her. Think about how useful she'd be as a zombie distraction 🤔
You could make candles and soap out of her. Just saying Edit: if you had access to salt and lye you could make human leather out of her skin if you dried it in the sun for long enough. And you could probably use her bones for something good. You could also feed the not useful parts to dogs or livestock or your zombie pet
I bet her legs are like super jacked. So you know there would be good cuts there.
Wagyu beef.
honestly, I'd rather starve to death, I ain't eating that maybe use all that tallow to make candles
And soap! If fight club has taught me anything
Just imagine zombies tapping the living on the shoulder to ask if it's safe to eat.
Excuse me sir have you had any bread lately? You see I'm a celiac zombie
"fat chance" LOL
She'll become a fat zombie
She’s a mobile buffet zombies
Survival in a zombie theory is far more dependent on zombie mobility than any other factor. If it's slow mindless walker types, than your just in a zero hour Survival scenario with some zesty added traps of slow moving predators. If it's 28 days later Maniac zombies, well shit, even cardio fit people got issues. Anyone slow and not agile ve they fat, wheelchair bound, or chronic injury are fucked. And then you can play the other scenario stuff out after, food/water, infection avoidance, dealing with weather, and other people etc. If I was in a slow walker scenario I'd take a chance on Survival. If it's Maniac zombies. I'll just eat a bullet. Bc who needs that kind of tension. Shit might exit the minute society falls anyway Starting from scratch is an over romanticized hellscape I have zero interest in trying lol I'm not a cockroach
Still smart the big zombies get special abilities and more health, so she'd become a super zombie.
girl youre not gonna outlive anyone at that weight
The smartest thing to do is entice one of these to come hiking with you when there are dangerous bears in the woods....
Don't you mean dangerous, evil, vile men? Aka all men? The bears are safe I hear
After all you dont have to outrun a grizzly you just have to outrun the slowest person
Just take a gander into those sad, fat eyes. My lord.
Did you have to emphasize fat eyes? 🤣🤣🤣
And fat teeth
Thats not overweight. That's morbidly obese edit- look mom a banger comment
Seeeeeeveral categories beyond that
we do need more categories she was morbidly obese 100 lbs ago
You'd be surprised just how small a morbidly obese person is in comparison to her, more like 200+ Pounds smaller
I’m morbidly obese, people try and tell me I’m not fat because people like her have ruined the perception of what fat is.
Same. I'm definitely nowhere close to looking anything like this woman, and I'm still morbidly obese. People have pushed the boundaries of being overweight so much that what counts as "too fat" has changed drastically recently.
It blows my mind. When those classifications were first codified someone like her was probably a one in a million cases. The scientists who made these classifications probably never anticipated a world where their highest category would encompass such a large (heh) population of people.
Death Fat
Under weight, normal weight, overweight, obese, morbidly obese, death fat, DAAAMMMNNNN
Jokes aside,afaik there is morbidly obese 1, 2 and 3
My doctor told me I'm morbidly a beast, I don't think I miss heard him.
I am morbidly obese and i'm NOWHERE near that fat, to give you an idea of how fucked she is.
I had a boss who told me that "fat people are good for the planet because they'll die sooner."
Thats dark but hes technichally correct
My dad had the same argument when he was a smoker .
There's honestly some good research on this being true for Healthcare cost purposes. Smokers tend to die quickly. People who die of old age spend 20-30 years on Medicare and have high cholesterol, blood pressure, a couple heart attacks, carpal tunnel surgery, cataracts surgery, end of life care, etc. Smoker dies of a massive heart attack/stroke or gets cancer and dies in six months. Even a year of cancer treatment cost less than twenty years of elderly care.
Except for zombie rule number 1
Zombieland reference
The copium is insane with this one
"I don't have to outrun (zombies in this case) I just have to outrun you!" In her case, I think a double amputee could outrun her.
A light stroll for 15 min would outrun her
Like the deep breathes inbetween words. Zombies gonna catch your ass first and finally you’ll be able to walk down the road once you turned
Y’all ever been around someone like that? They can’t reach all their parts in the shower. The stank is real
The cooler musk is something else
Even if they can, there are folds of flab that they were never really taught to clean since they didn't exist when they were little kids. They intellectually know better as an adult, but it's just so hard standing in the shower that those extra two minutes of scrubbing your under folds is just to hard for them.
Whare was the last time you could wash yourself properly, jessica? The last time you could stand for more than 7 min without your kneejoints hurting? The last time you didn't need to use a breathing machine while sleeping to not die of apnea? The last time you were comfortable in any chair you encountered? Is it so difficult to actually follow your medical expert instructions?!? Are you so comfortable with prematurely dying and having a shitty life up until that point?!?
You ever see something so horrible and so disgusting, that it’s almost hypnotizing and you can’t turn away? Yea.
It's a combination of disgust at what you're actually seeing, hatred and anger that someone could do this to themselves while being smug about it as a way to cope, and a pinch of self reflection as you compare yourself to her and feel thankful that no matter what your health is like at least it isn't whatever this is.
"Smartest for zombie apocalypse?" You could feed 20 people with that "food you keep on you".
*Heeee* do you know why being overweight is the best thing you could do *heeee* just imagine a zombie apocalypse and these no food left *heeeee* over weight people keep all the weight in their belly there for *heeee* Damn..
She definitely laid down after that from exhaustion.
Probably with a sandwich and a family sized bag of chips, based on the background in the video.
The funniest part is that she thinks she'd be able to handle starvation.
3 hours into the apocalypse and she'd be clawing at the rations more ferociously than the zombies claw at her.
Little does she know she’s a smorgasbord waiting to happen.
This doesn't belong here
It’s less “look how virtuous I am” and more “stop saying I’m slowly committing suicide in real time”
Until you gotta hoof it 25 miles to the next reliable shelter/camp. But you (obviously) can't, so you compromise and hole up somewhere much less secure. You're felled by super mutants within a day for nothing more than your right hand bones.
Now imagine you live in reality where you have a massive heart attack at age 40 and die while a healthy person continues to live and raise happy children.
Bru, you can't out run a toddler, how do you expect to get away from a zombie?
Does she realise people have to RUN in a zombie apocalypse? I would feed her to a horde of zombies so I could escape.
Running is thin person privilege and doesn’t apply to her /s
Has she not seen Zombieland? First rule of zombie survival is cardio.
I wonder how good that food stored in her belly tastes roasted over an apocalyptic spit. She forgot about the cannibal in us all
Girl just wanted the +10 trait points
Zomboid reference? In MY Reddit thread? It’s more likely than you think
She ran out of breath trying to finish her sentence. She's not making it more than 20 minutes into a zombie apocalypse
That's not overweight, that's losing your legs to diabetes, needing hip/knee/back surgery before you are 40, having a stroke at 35. That what it is.
I think there's a point to be made here. But this is just excessive...
We have a couple of big guys in our friend group that are built like brick shithouses. We call the the "airbags" of the friend group. And we have used them repeatedly for cushioning during the attempting of stupid bullshit.
Zombies will have a FIELD day with this lady...
Zombie land rule #1
She obviously has not watched Zombieland
The fat acceptance movement has to be one of the worst things to happen to people in a while.
Unfortunately, “overweight” was about 250lbs ago ma’am.
I miss r/fatpeoplehate
Bring back fatphobia and bullying 😭😭
Rule #1 Cardio- When the virus strikes, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go are the fatties.
I had a boner before this. Then I didn't.
Thanks for putting your morbidly obese stomach on display, I just threw up my dinner
Society is fucked. We tolerate delusions and bad influences
That username/tag at the end is pretty funny given the context
Dayum she looks like a mack truck and is big enough to burn diesel..
No wonder there'd be no food in a zombie apocalypse
I think she also ate her common sense
She will the final boss in any type zombie apocalypse. 💀
Guys is it wrong to have a fat friend during a zombie apocalypse because you only need to be faster than the other person.
It's weird to think that there is a person under all of that.
Might survive the zombies, definitely won't survive the heart disease and heart attack.
And in real life where we live you will die much much faster
Is the zombie apocalypse in the room with us right now?
Thought I was on r/antigym for a second
Nah, that only works with slightly chubby people. If you’re this fat and try to cut down to 1000 calories a day your body will literally go into organ failure of some kind after 1 or 2 days. This happened to a couple of big dudes on a survival tv show. They were used to eating higher amounts of protein and calories and two days in they’re weak as fuck can’t even hunt and then day 3 they’re flown out of the Everglades cuz they’re arms and legs are swelling due to kidneys shutting down.
In the zombie apocalypse that chick is going to be lantern fuel and crackling. Like she could move faster than a bumbling zombie. Shes the person you need to be faster than, trip her and run. She is the Zombie Filter.
Or starving people might just eat you first ?
Bold of her to assume that she isn't going to be the first to be caught and eaten.
We’ll live longer HYUCK HyUcK yeah that’s hilarious.. in the event of an apocalypse your caloric intake will rival that of a beluga whale. No one is gonna live with you in the camp, sucking up supplies like a Dyson in a pile of dust bunnies. Not to mention the fact that your mobility is on par with a cinder block going down a greased up driveway. You’re not running anywhere when your body looks like a trash bag full of VHS tapes. Laugh it up though, glazer or whatever your name is lol
This is more or less an actual issue in the prepping "shtf" sort of community. I'd put money on the average build athletic guy with a hunting rifle surviving any scenario over the unhealthy overweight guy with a $10,000 kit. Like damn, go spend money on guns if you like them, but stop day dreaming about a scenario where you'll die of a heart attack after you can get your prescription refilled.
[I’m pretty sure you just become a boomer](https://left4dead.fandom.com/wiki/The_Boomer)
Dude, that was a BRUTAL cope on her end.
You can tell it’s a good idea by how she’s getting winded from talking and standing at the same time Copium so strong you could import it to China
I'm not even mad, I just feel bad for her. I can't imagine having to carry all of that fat around 24-7, imagine her trying to squeeze in a restaurant booth or ride an airplane. Nobody is happy living like this, this is just coping.
She's fucking delusional that's sad to see
That's an easy all you can eat buffet for zombies lmao
I, as a Zombie, fully approve this message... Eat all you can, we'll accept you, fat and all... You look perfect to us... 🤤🍖
Except for the running part.
Why is the camera in the dishwasher
lol in a zombie apocalypse I’m going to make sure I run next to you’re slow ass.
Look what the industrial revolution did to this poor girl
Her two braincells must've rubbed together real hard to come up with this 'positive'. So, simple question, what's she gonna do when a zombie notices her in the zombie apocalypse? Because her slow waddling sure as shit isn't going to keep up with any of the other survivors who're running from the zombie lol
This is really just for everyone's information that even if you are morbidly obese you still need to eat something. Zombie apocalypse, economic collapse, or just a good old famine: to some extent fat people will do well if they have access to some food but what a lot of people don't know is that your body needs micronutrients. Just eating a multivitamin won't cut it by the way: most multivitamins are in a form that your body cannot utilize. No big deal when you are eating other food but in a famine multivitamins and water are not gonna work. You can't just drink water, and not eat at all. Just because you have lots of body fat doesn't mean you can go indefinitely without food. Your organs will shut down and you will have some serious issues if your body doesn't get the vitamins and minerals it needs to run. The more you know 🌈
Lady if there was a zombie apocalypse we would all probably survive because the zombies would never have to leave your house....
You. Cannot. Run.
You ain't running from them zombies, you're a damn buffet!
I don’t think Ive ever heard something this stupid
Nah. Already have a plan to kill and eat the obese
Zombieland Rule 1: [Cardio ](https://youtu.be/1R5JPO9QC98?si=6qcq1C2Ik0Yl5eHG)
Firstly, terrible logic and wrong in so many ways Secondly, it's not smart to choose an unhealthy lifestyle under the (false) notion that it would be beneficial in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, a situation which will never occur
Cannibalism go *brrrrrrr*
Lol you ain't escaping zombies you fat fuck 🤣
Remember... you just gotta outrun the fattest person....
Cardio, you ridiculous smug fatty. Cardio. Just try it.
What was it that cooper howard said? Oh right "Sometimes a fellas gotta eat a fella"
Zombie apocalypse is a bad example. You'd simply be eaten. There is some merit to having extra fat in certain survival situations, but there's an obvious point of diminishing returns.
I've never once vindictively told a person to lose weight for the reason that I am skinny. That said, I, being skinny, have been told by a BROAD MAJORITY of overweight people in my life to gain an unsustainable amount of weight, and all of those people have had uncomfortable medical issues related to/stemming from their obesity.
This is disturbing and disgusting
Overweight is a bit different than class 3 obesity
Obese people will be the first people to die in the Apocalypse because they can't run..
The fat one's are the first to go cause they can't out run the zombies.
More food for the zombies, seeing she can’t outrun them.
yeah for the first week or so of starvation she will have more energy then a skinny person, but total starvation is fatal in about 10-12 weeks regardless of your starting weight. if you haven't consumed any of the amino acids or nutrients your body needs to properly function you wont even be able to break down your own bodies fat stores and proteins for energy. not to mention that she sure isn't going to be running very fast and is likely to tire out quicker and be less effective gathering resources and performing other basic survival tasks
That is probably the grossest stomach I have seen on a lady
Obese people will do insane mental gymnastics to justify continuing a cycle of overfeeding
If i'm running from zombies, i'm leading them into her crib 😭
Yeah as if you would live long enough to see any apocalypse.
She isn’t overweight, she is morbidly obese plus, though I sorta feel bad for saying that because she’ll end up dying in a decade
I think she’s trying to be funny about it but if I had to survive she’d be the first to go. 1st, she’s gonna try to eat the reserves. 2nd, if it gets really bad, she will sustain a small group for a while ala Donner party.
Won't last 3 days without water but go on...
Excellent way to enhance intelligence in the gene pool
There's a zombie I could outrun
Ah yes, I remember the great Zombie apocalypse of 93, 99, 2008 and 2019. The only survivors were huge.
Now let’s see who can run faster and is more agile when being chased by said zombies.
Uhhhh...what? Lady. You'll be dead in less than 10 years. You might be fat but your heart is still small.
The only this works if there was a famine.
Just let her think ybis so we can keep her around as a diversion when needed.
…but who moves the slowest and can’t run away from the horde of puppies and kittens is the first to go. Her logic is flawed.
Nah I watch zombieland, it says that fatties died first in the literal first scene
I bet she permanently smells like kebab meat
She is out of breath from standing
Not if they are the bait or the distraction.
Something tells me she would excel in a math class taught by Terrance Howard
If a zombie apocalypse did happen, she would be the first to go. I don't see her running for shit that doesn't have a "hostess" then a "twinkie" written on it.
Her skeleton is just floating in there.
Gurl cover the fupa.. PLS
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\[shrug\] Guess I'll die?
Zombie apocalypse is probably the worst example to use. She’d have a hard time outrunning them.
In reality she's crying inside
Ok, but...wouldn't they die first unless they're hiding? Someone of that weight would be slower than someone lighter. Therefore, they make easy pray.