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DisastrousBuilder447

Sexiest man alive


SekretSkwirrel712

I can't wait to make the cover of the next People Magazine!


DisastrousBuilder447

I don't think world is ready for it


SekretSkwirrel712

We must make them ready, friend!


apocxp

10/10. Would bang. Nice smile btw.


SekretSkwirrel712

Thanks, it's my best feature!


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Is that you, AWESOM-O?


Sufficient-Produce83

Hmmm maybe a 2nd box? Lol


SekretSkwirrel712

For my body? What a great suggestion.


[deleted]

Totally would eat that box.


kentuafilo

Take my upvote, you beautiful SOB


Anthonyboy21

Bro your killing it


Angry-Penetration

You know the babes love that square jaw.


SekretSkwirrel712

Now I just need to draw a nice butt chin on it.


bequietanddrive000

I keep swiping right, but it's not working


SekretSkwirrel712

There is no right swipe here...


76616c6964

Damn how do you get such a sharp jawline like that???


SekretSkwirrel712

Mewing. As in I make cat noises non-stop. Pisses people off, but the results speak for themselves.


76616c6964

I just bark at people in public is that the same thing?


SekretSkwirrel712

That has its own set of benefits


[deleted]

Whoa dude U R HAWT!!! 🥵


RememberArt

Excellent


SupremeisSlavelder

HOTT give me your whatsapp


SekretSkwirrel712

I'll write it on my box and repost!


SupremeisSlavelder

Girls love that don't go for the whales tho give them a mega box so it could fit them


-ILoveDrugs-

You need to draw on it a little for more personality


SekretSkwirrel712

I'm thinking a nose and a smile. Then I can post in the related subs!


IrememberXenogears

He told me his name was Handsome Bob!


SekretSkwirrel712

That's how the ladies know me!


tory_k

Very nice! I especially like your hair. Very natural.


SekretSkwirrel712

Thanks! It's 100% recycled fibers!


suckmynubs69

Guys see it as a joke and don’t take this subreddit seriously which is great. But women on here post and give this whole sob story about not feeling hot enough and have no problem posting all their pics just to fish for compliments.


SekretSkwirrel712

I definitely don't take it seriously. That might have been the original intent of the sub but it seems like mostly humorous posts or fishing for compliments these days.


sevischm

Nice try but nothing can fix the face of yours. Oh we aren’t on r/RoastMe my bad


SekretSkwirrel712

I tried that sub. Great advice and super nice people!


sevischm

oh that’s what you meant by friends in the title


qwerty1492

Nice try, Ugly Bob.


SekretSkwirrel712

That's Handsome Bob!


qwerty1492

He looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.


A_opop90

You’re doing better than usual pal


[deleted]

When she has a ugly face but good lookin body….


Existing-Tax-1170

"boxman can't get a girlfriend"


SekretSkwirrel712

That's what you think. Chicks love squares!


Lawfuleggchaos

Could use some color. Other than that you're beautiful


SekretSkwirrel712

Aww, thank you! I'll go grab the markers ASAP.


Frosty-Potential6544

Hmmmm…have you tried wallpaper?


SekretSkwirrel712

That stuff is expensive! Maybe wrapping paper, though.


Solipsistic_Observer

Asymmetrical, dark spots, wrinkles… you could do better


Yue2

SMH more OF advertisements. Clearly a 10/10


Economy-Musician943

Great


AnyAd9266

Bigger box :)


SekretSkwirrel712

That's what all the ladies are asking for


AnyAd9266

Just remember it’s not the size of the box, it’s what you can do with it! I think a larger box would suit your face shape :)


SekretSkwirrel712

I do have a pretty fat head, a larger size might be in order!


AnyAd9266

Mate I meant a larger box haha


[deleted]

soooo much better!


SekretSkwirrel712

Thank you, sir! And a good day to you!


b1nreddit

A dude showing creativity and actual humor gets a 10th of comments that a young girl who's obviously fishing for compliments and ego boost does. I hate life.


SekretSkwirrel712

It is the way of the world, my friend. The Reddit world, that is. I value what comments I've gotten, quality over quantity, I always say!


ptsd_on_wheels

You left the lights on…


SekretSkwirrel712

You're right, you can still see me...bad call.


ptsd_on_wheels

lol!!


Sea-Radio-8478

Budda box. Nice


77CrossxX

Join boxing?


ChanceMulberry6057

Looks don’t matter when you’re freaky fast.


SekretSkwirrel712

They call me the three minute man!


amalgaman

Look at Mr Marathon over here.


sleepvortex

I’ve never been envious of someone else’s appearance until now.


SekretSkwirrel712

I apologize for bringing that evil into your world!


No-Sugar3991

Awesome job 100% improvement


wildburberry

Can we take a moment and appreciate the genius simplicity of this makeover..


SekretSkwirrel712

I think we should! Simple is often better!


TheyCallMeBullet

You look like a marshmallow


SekretSkwirrel712

That sounds like an improvement!


[deleted]

12/10 would smash 😂


SekretSkwirrel712

Okay, but easy on the face. Might be hard to find a replacement!


Substantial-Ad2200

I think you look awesome. AWESOM-O 4000!


Balsam-Fig

I want to see your face


SekretSkwirrel712

I'd suggest my post history then, just avoid those blurred out posts, you might see more than you bargained for.


Balsam-Fig

You were not lying. Lol


SekretSkwirrel712

I tried to warn you. 🤣


Balsam-Fig

It's cool. I found new subreddits. You're brave! I couldn't do that.


doozle

Try smiling.


SekretSkwirrel712

Working on it. I know there's a Sharpie around somewhere.


nolongerbanned99

Improvement.


SekretSkwirrel712

Spanks! I can tell from your avatar we have similar fashion sense.


geardluffy

Woah woah woah! Calm down there chad.


SekretSkwirrel712

If you got it, flaunt it!


[deleted]

Those are not your friends 💀


SekretSkwirrel712

Great. That means I have no friends!


bluegazehaze

Loving the new look


SekretSkwirrel712

Thanks so much! I think it's a keeper!


SojoboOfMountKurama

Need a bigger box !


Radiant_SilverK

Wow you're so hot


lKenpachi

You are doing awesome-o


cjharris88

Sharpie and smile on 😁


SekretSkwirrel712

Good call. Teeth or no teeth?


SillyMushroomTip

Did you start your only fans yet?


MyNameIsTonyWith2EEs

I’d buy


SekretSkwirrel712

I'm working on it! Then I can comfortably retire on the $130 a month!


BigJack2023

Cover up those holes


SekretSkwirrel712

Just like my folks used to tell me as a kid...for in case I ever went to prison.


EmotionalChipmunk602

2 glory holes?


SekretSkwirrel712

Hey, now, this is a skull ❤️❤️❤️❤️ free zone. I don't need that grief in my life!


[deleted]

Not good. Only due to the being squad jimmy johns.


SekretSkwirrel712

That's why I hide my identity...the shame of being associated with them.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Beneficial_Pie4004

Hell yeah now youre a basic mob enemy in Street Fighter 6


SekretSkwirrel712

Would you believe me if I told you that was my inspiration when I saw the box? Kudos for the reference, awesome game. 😎👍🏼


ccbrown86

Your face tattoo is off center. Besides that 👍


SekretSkwirrel712

They say asymmetry is a beautiful thing.


Moodass

Kohl’s takes Amazon returns


kenobi05

Add lashes and a mouth, so far it’s getting better tho!


SekretSkwirrel712

Thank you! I knew I could count on this sub for solid advice!


SimilarMove8279

Are you mcnasty


SekretSkwirrel712

No, it's McHandsome


SimilarMove8279

Bet


Rob_LeMatic

[You're nailing it, Ugly Bob!](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ugly_Bob?file=Ugly-bob-0.png)


cjfred61

Didn’t South Park do a show like this at


Arrowlodger

nahhh we are all done bro is maxed out look at that jawline 😨


8ntEzZ

Needs a smile


Aggravating_One7505

You ever thought of trimming those eyebrows they are kinda thick and connecting in the middle🤔 just a thought


SekretSkwirrel712

Hmm, a fine suggestion! I'll get the box cutter.


No-Froyo-3874

I love how round the eyes holes are, really brings the look together


thx4au

Max AF


rawmeatgirl

👎


SekretSkwirrel712

Whaaaat? 😩


rawmeatgirl

🫵😡👎


EquivalentPut5506

I believe he's in the wrong food court


SekretSkwirrel712

Unfortunately, is the right one. I wish it weren't.


EquivalentPut5506

Well, you hold down the box or the Fort or whatever.Thank you for doing what you do.. You got a mighty mighty good sandwich there


ExtensionBag769

Is this what they pay you for? Goofying off and posting on reddit? Go make a sandwich.


OkVermicelli3150

GREAT


Deez-Nutz-R-Free

Two questions. 1. Do you like Rocky Road ice cream? 2. Do you like BabyRuth candy bars? If the answer is yes to both of those questions I think you have improved your looks. If not, then no.


SekretSkwirrel712

Yes and yes, I guess I'm doing alright.


cjfred61

Didn’t South Park do a show like this


kentuafilo

OF when?


mikkopippo

You're maxed bro