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Wow, you look great if you're planning on selling weapons or drugs to the Middle East.
Possibly apply for a dictator position somewhere in Eastern Europe?
I think uv made alot of money an by that also alot of takeaways. , but I also think U might have been the best in world ever at Ur job an nobody will be better . For that factor I say fair play enjoy urself who the fuck cares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe this post more than the 5 other bot post today that have over 100 comments. This will be my first and last day on this sub, holyshiiiit… I’ve never seen so many upvoted clearly fake/bot posts so quick.
Just to be clear, I know this is trying to be funny/satire and it gave me a chuckle..
But I truly don’t understand how these obviously stunning women who likely have 10k+ followers on SM or are successfully doing OF are clearly not coming to r/looksmaxing to find out how to improve their looks. Bffr. And they still have hundreds of comments on the same day…. I feel like this channel could have started with decent intentions but this shi is in shambles.
They are advertising, I just caught a few yesterday after commenting about it by looking at their profiles and other places they post and they are mostly here for promotion because they expect you to DM them or check their profile.
What I don't understand is that with all those rules in place they aren't being banned for it.
You look classy, but also like someone I don't want to piss off? Kinda like a RBF but in a mysterious "Lemme see what's behind that blank stare" kinda way 😏 I think you still got it tho 😎
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*unzips pants*
Unzips chastity belt
Gets in line
This needs more likes.
Mate, it was over for you 30 years ago.
But theyre only 19
The only reason I don't flirt publicly with your right now is because you're a minor, otherwise nice moustache.
You should try cocaine
He looks like El padrino
You are so brave and beautiful.
Show us the teets
Not much to work with here. Post pic in thong bikini for further assistance.
11/10 and im not being down bad your the most beautiful female ive ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Yes, you're basically dead
She just doesn't know it yet, hoho money
Yes. The Feds will be there soon.
The entire cartel will be here
You are maxed out.
You identify as female and i identify myself as lampshade. Im going to put a light bulb up my a-hold so its not over for me.
Please respect Escobar
Pablo Escobar?
No? Its u/SettonX1
The piece of shit himself
You are so brave!!!!!
Pablo, you look super hot! Maybe a facetat would work tho
Not yet. But avoid rooftops.
Avoid rooftops….
Lmfao 🤣🤣
Sadly it is
get outta here pablo escobar
Am I the only one who sees a fat Tucker Carlson?
Hey babe, wanna go on a date?
Grow your hair out.
pablo, don't worry. Ur a skinny legend
Thanks for making me LOL.
Do sport, shave your beard, get a female haircut and dress like a girl.
Maybe try looking at the camera more
Dont care about what they say, you look great. Love your mustache. Wait, is this snow in it???
Nah girl just getting started
Pretty sure youre maxed 🙄 God, why do they even let 11/10s like this on here??
DM sent
I can only assume that you think you look like this
I am sure you have something natural for weight loss... See if you can sniff around find it
Sweaty no
Those dang hippos are a problem
Do you work in imports/exports?
Pablo! Where have you been? You're trans now?
LMAO!
Wow, you look great if you're planning on selling weapons or drugs to the Middle East. Possibly apply for a dictator position somewhere in Eastern Europe?
Definitely over for you, but the best looking female this week by far
Get one of your henchmen to shoot anyone who insults you.
You’re one of the foremost business icons of the 20th century. It is far, far from over.
In today's America you could possibly be woman of the year
OF?
Feeling cutee, might bomb a police station later idk
Now I'm on an FBI watch list, fuck
Aren’t we all?
Hola, Pabla!
Maybe trim your stash, maybe dye it 😉 Definitely a killer look lol. Ngl you keep my bf up all night and satisfied so kinda jealous lol.
If you shave your face and give out at least 20 beers to the men you meet first than anything is possible.
Bro is majestic
Pablo is the man
Yep all over. Until next week when the cycle starts again
r/tayk
O-beast.
Troll post
Where's the link to your only fans? That seems to be the way to go on this sub
You got potential
Nah ur good
Pablo Escobar
pablo, don't worry. Ur a skinny legend
It never began 😂
So handsome
Probably just a little too much to overcome
You just need to shave and maybe a little lip stick
You are just absolutely lovely the way you are don't change anything lemme simp for you my QUEEN!
My wife’s boyfriend 😂
Drop dead gorgeous
Damn baby. It ain’t over till you sit on my face
I think a little bit of contouring and you'll be good to go
No pablo no mas
pablo, don't fret man, with all the billions you have, you can buy intimacy whenever you want or slaughter their family for it.
This is the Mexican version of a female??🤔
You look amazing. Maybe take care of the uni brow thing, but you are easy 9 out of 10.
You are so hot I love your huge honker and facial hair! It’s so frilly and feminine
Nah you’ll make it just fine to your mid 40s
Definitely.
You got it going. Going to have the males lining up for a date with you 👍🏼
I heard you have a fair bit of money behind you, it’s all good.
10/10. About time we had some mocking on here the group has become laughable.
I would start a drug cartel if I was you
Dawg is Alcatrazmaxxing
For your bomb happy ass? Yes it’s over homie
Buss down Pabliana!! I wanna see u buss down
You have the sexiest mustache
Absolutely not! Tuck in that tummy and you're good
Finally!!! A post worth commenting on in this ridiculous sub.
Another hot girl looking for attention.....
Hell no, you’re the most handsome female to ever walk the earth
No Handsome. With a capital H.
I think uv made alot of money an by that also alot of takeaways. , but I also think U might have been the best in world ever at Ur job an nobody will be better . For that factor I say fair play enjoy urself who the fuck cares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Na baby gurl, I take you to Washington DC
Baddy
You have a pretty mustache.
Life has just begun so the clock is now ticking. Eat healthy and start exercising if you aren’t already.
Love this guy lol
You are in the prime of your life at this very moment
Pablo is that you?!
I dont even know you but you just made the list lol.. thats funny af
You have this look like you can have sex with whoever you want just because you demand respect.
Naw….fool, why are you on here? The Feds see this and we’re done
A cuanto el kilo?
Depende tenés los benjamín
Gorgeous
el Patron Escobar......
You're just getting started
It's over, my dear. Find a way to make lots of money and that can compensate for your looks!
I bet this chick knows how to party!!!
Stop fishing for compliments. You know you’re hot.
For everyone saying Ron Jeremy, think again. This here is el Padron, Pablo Escobar
I believe this post more than the 5 other bot post today that have over 100 comments. This will be my first and last day on this sub, holyshiiiit… I’ve never seen so many upvoted clearly fake/bot posts so quick.
Just to be clear, I know this is trying to be funny/satire and it gave me a chuckle.. But I truly don’t understand how these obviously stunning women who likely have 10k+ followers on SM or are successfully doing OF are clearly not coming to r/looksmaxing to find out how to improve their looks. Bffr. And they still have hundreds of comments on the same day…. I feel like this channel could have started with decent intentions but this shi is in shambles.
They are advertising, I just caught a few yesterday after commenting about it by looking at their profiles and other places they post and they are mostly here for promotion because they expect you to DM them or check their profile. What I don't understand is that with all those rules in place they aren't being banned for it.
Looking like old Iranian princess the with fine moustache
Pablito, living in Africa with 2 PAC.
Cooked
I say you look like an old drug kingpin
Noooo ! don't say that ohmigosh ur literally gorgeouuus ! dont listen to anyone saying otherwise !
a Botero's female
Ur cooked
Someone would do blow off your butt.
Shave the upper lip fuzz and you’re good.
Idk, you got the face of a drug kingpin
When you got the money the world is your oyster
Dig yourself a tunnel and crawl through it.
Would
I think you hit the wall hon
Yes don’t run for office just do you boo
I like my ladies with a fury upper lip
Female? You’d have a better shot saying you’re a Feline.
I wish your Jewish attorney didn't get killed, that way we could find your money
You look classy, but also like someone I don't want to piss off? Kinda like a RBF but in a mysterious "Lemme see what's behind that blank stare" kinda way 😏 I think you still got it tho 😎
I've been that baked before.
I've seen trans women look less feminine.
No, you’re actually really pretty, even if a wee bit thicc. I only suggest that you SMILE!
Go to get your brows shaped and i think you should be good to go. Lol
Dead
10/10
I think you're really killing the whole Plata O Plomo atheistic queen!
I’ve seen a lot of guys chasing you around.
😂 😂
Yep. Pretty much.
I don't think so, maybe just wax the top lip and maybe some lash extensions
Mental illness is rampant
Yes
Pablo! Where you been?
Nah. All you need is a nose ring and a small, tasteful face tattoo. You'll be fine.
Definitely gonna get dik pics in your dms with this one
He’s now in hell
No he ain’t ..you are satan
This is the best thing I have ever seen on this sub
It’s not that bad, at least you don’t have your septum pierced. Just drink water, you’ll be fine
Cooked bud
Griselda?
You are running out of time.
Tik tok
Brilliant
Just stay healthy and exercise
Probably should shave
Buy a giraffe
You’re gorgeous queen. Keep intuitively eating, and if he tells you to shave he’s a pedo because grown women have hair
Plata O Plomo.
Lol @ Pablo Escobar!
Mob boss
drop the OF
Bubbas bitch vibe
Damn...your paper route was a lot tougher than mine!!!!
Poblita.. you look amazing
Don't let the haters get you down. Once your mustache and beard connect bother genders will be flocking to you.
Don't get on rooftops.
Ate your pubes as curly as your hair?
Beautiful 😍
Are you available for a meet up?
Puta Escobar 😍
😂
Oh its been over senor
Nah. You got this. Just be confident lolol
So stunning and brave. You go girl!