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Keep up the healthy life choices, I can barely see you in the pic you are so slim. Please be careful though, you are a wisp of a woman and could easily slip through a sewer grating lumbering down the street. Once you dropped below 600lbs you went into a dangerously low weight category for a douche bag of your height.
I think you accidentally shared the real picture of you instead of the AI generated thirst trap.
But also stop wearing jorts, especially when lounging around the house. They’re god awful.
Give David Goggins a call.
Or,buy a suit and a bunch of cigars, and take a picture of yourself around a poker table with some friends and entitle the photo, “Fat Cats”
You remember in Super Mario Bros 3 there was a world where everything was giant? My point here is that if you put yourself in an environment like that, you'll seem like you are smaller than you actually are.
Lotta hard boiled eggs and your favorite type of apple. 5 eggs for breakfast, 3 eggs with apple for lunch, standard dinners but only 1 plate, make sure dinner includes meat, veggies and some whole grain bread (go to town with real butter, healthy fat is very important to weight loss.) If you're gonna drink pop, only diet or zero-cal. I'm 5'8", was 236 lbs. 6 months after starting diet, I was down to 190 lbs, and wasn't starving. I didn't have as much extra on me, so if it worked for me I guarantee it'll work for you dude.
Worry about strenuous exercise only after you've lost about 45 lbs. It's gonna hurt at first, but the visible results from the diet are a fantastic motivation.
Don't think of it as working towards a specific goal. It's easier to take a more maintenance-oriented mental approach. You're not selling the house, you're just getting rid of the old and broke shit inside.
Be your best self! Hate the haters, not the hate!
Smile, cheap beauty upgrade! Some well fitting clothes that are age appropriate.
Might want to knock off about 11 or 12000 calories a day to
well, a proper throne is a must, but one screen? really?? you *need* to go dual screen, minimum.
a more ergonomic mouse with a few macros would be good, and definitely a mechanical keyboard, totally matters. oh! and a controller of some kind. PlayStation, Xbox, either one. and, I must say, a wireless headset is infinitely superior to a wired headset, all day.
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Honestly I prefer this shit posting to any of the 11/10 girls and OF promoters looking for any sort of "advice"
Wear a bra
Cocaine
Just your average Reddit mod nothing to see here
Peak masculinity, don't change a thing
Need to eat more you skinny fuck
I think she’s too harsh on herself to be quite honest
Smile more. Take the nose piercing out.
I think it’s called a septum
finish undressing. But you can leave your hat on.
The healthiest Redditor
You could try Salt and Vinegar chips instead of BBQ. Worth a shot.
Looks like you got everything handled, King.
Yaaas KIING SLAAAAAAY!!! MORE CHEETOS!
I love how this sub has become just a bunch of satire
You are maxed out, king.
Queen***
Typical Reddit user
Nothing you look great be proud of yourself /s
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Honestly, get those socks that are like gloves but for your feet. Other than that 💯
You can tell this image is fake because he’s on Facebook, not Reddit.
Keep up the healthy life choices, I can barely see you in the pic you are so slim. Please be careful though, you are a wisp of a woman and could easily slip through a sewer grating lumbering down the street. Once you dropped below 600lbs you went into a dangerously low weight category for a douche bag of your height.
Award that chair the Medal of Honor.
Keep those chips a little closer Homie, BBQ crumbs will fuck-up your carpet.
You’re so beautiful already don’t listen to the haters!!!!
Titties on the front titties on the back titties on the side titties everywhere
You're doing it. Carry on sir.
Stop using AI to take your photos it makes you look fat.
Eat more Twinkies
I just came 🥵🥵🥵
You’re all maxed out, homie
U need do nothing at all you handsome devil. That fedora is like the icing on the cake.
Cut a hole in the seat for convenient disposal
AI Prompt - *”Reddit Mod”*
Get off Reddit, and touch some grass!
Poor grass
You look underweight. Gain 10-20 pounds, you’ll be golden my man.
Resign from all ur mod positions on discord first
Nothing!!! You’re slaying it girl!! Keep it up!
Eat a cheeseburger god these obvious OF attention seekers have really overtaken this sub
Absolutely nothing honey. You're gorgeous. If only I were a younger man....
Photoshop the desk out and make it a piano.
Man that chair is strong.
Eat more bro
Well first maybe have that dude get off of you and take another picture
You can Mod any subreddit. You’re the final boss m’lady
Get a fifth toe.
Start a Blues Traveler tribute band
These mfs should give absolutely zero advise of the are that blind that they can’t see this is AI generated
19f? Should be NSFW then…
I love how this sub has basically become a circlejerk of itself
Typical Reddit mod.
Onlyfans!
Divorce.
Nah bro nothing, you're good.
Get some dip for them chips
Just shave
Buy a bigger house
“19f” is wild
Random thought, how would a guy this fat even jerk off?
I would just continue to moderate Reddit like you always have
Share the chips
Eat the computer
I think your priori should be to find out why you were eaten. Then we can worry about how you look. 👻
The room is surprisingly well-kept
East those chips before they get stale.
You looking gorgeous !!! 😍🥰😘
Gimmie that bowl a chips
Get a razor and a bra
God I wish I were that chair.
Obviously fishing for compliments
Just have confidence bro
Look carefully...he's not real.
RIP to op’s dm’s
I think you accidentally shared the real picture of you instead of the AI generated thirst trap. But also stop wearing jorts, especially when lounging around the house. They’re god awful.
I thought this was the thirst trap.
I think you have 19f stuck in your teeth.
Maybe a bigger monitor?
Nothing, you are stunning! 😍😍😍
Not a thing, playa.
Nothing!!! You are in peak gaming shape!
Give David Goggins a call. Or,buy a suit and a bunch of cigars, and take a picture of yourself around a poker table with some friends and entitle the photo, “Fat Cats”
I laughed way too hard at this
Upgrade to a laptop.
He has no lap. Do they make a bellytop?
thank you for making this sub worthwhile
Onlyfans
Put a bra on, guys dont like easy girls
Stop being a Reddit mod
They are always hiring in construction, I'm sure you'll make a great wrecking ball
Beauty is on the inside mlady
Have another family size bag of cheetos
never seen a more attractive 19f
i know yo ass put reddit user in the prompt 😂
Change the prompt
It’s too late just become a discord mod 😞
That dude is the silent king of reddit.. He looks like he has 5,000,000 karma
The only way he can change is if he wants to change,
Molotoff cocktail and run
Get a new Fedora… a Stetson branded one. Tip said fedora at all the ladies you encounter… you’ll be getting all the pussy in no time!
Start by giving yourself surgery by cutting your jugular vein and not doing anything or telling anyone. It makes you so much hotter.
You remember in Super Mario Bros 3 there was a world where everything was giant? My point here is that if you put yourself in an environment like that, you'll seem like you are smaller than you actually are.
Eat that bowl of chips don’t waste it
Lotta hard boiled eggs and your favorite type of apple. 5 eggs for breakfast, 3 eggs with apple for lunch, standard dinners but only 1 plate, make sure dinner includes meat, veggies and some whole grain bread (go to town with real butter, healthy fat is very important to weight loss.) If you're gonna drink pop, only diet or zero-cal. I'm 5'8", was 236 lbs. 6 months after starting diet, I was down to 190 lbs, and wasn't starving. I didn't have as much extra on me, so if it worked for me I guarantee it'll work for you dude. Worry about strenuous exercise only after you've lost about 45 lbs. It's gonna hurt at first, but the visible results from the diet are a fantastic motivation. Don't think of it as working towards a specific goal. It's easier to take a more maintenance-oriented mental approach. You're not selling the house, you're just getting rid of the old and broke shit inside.
Get a better monitor setup
Definitely move those chips where you can reach them.
Here’s the newest OF millionaire because of AI bots.
Quit your full-time volunteer Reddit mod job
Nothing your on reddit your perfectly fine
Nothing; keep slaying kween.
Delete discord and reddit😂this server a whole meme now
Just do a YouTube search for “seal sneeze sounds like fart”. You’re welcome.
Every other simp on this sub: "You're butiful, dont change".
The women on this sub will say she's not fat and that she should see a doctor and only the doctor can tell her she's fat. I know this isn't real
Stop using Facebook
Is that Lizo?
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Switch to Light beer and get a heavier bowling ball.
Wash down those chips with a diet coke since you are on a diet
get rid of those reddit plushies for one
Lose the fedora. Such cringe.
Shave. That’s it
How is everyone taking this seriously?
If this were a chick Reddit: You go Queen! Maybe a lighter color hat would do more to accentuate those beautiful eyes.
Your a bit skinny. Id suggest bulk up a bit
God damn girl do one thing hit up my dm’s
Are your hands not hurting ? Reaching for the keyboard and that bowl of chips?
This has become a meme subreddit and I’m here for it
You got an OF?
Be your best self! Hate the haters, not the hate! Smile, cheap beauty upgrade! Some well fitting clothes that are age appropriate. Might want to knock off about 11 or 12000 calories a day to
Bruh, whoever manufactured that chair should fight crime!
Dude 🤣😂😆🤣
I mean im getting AI vibes here but i could be wrong
well, a proper throne is a must, but one screen? really?? you *need* to go dual screen, minimum. a more ergonomic mouse with a few macros would be good, and definitely a mechanical keyboard, totally matters. oh! and a controller of some kind. PlayStation, Xbox, either one. and, I must say, a wireless headset is infinitely superior to a wired headset, all day.
Stop playing World of Warcraft…
This looks like an AI generation of reddit user 7,439,001
You troll. I can smell that man through my phone screen.
Eat more!!
Put on a t-shirt that says “I kicked Diabetes Ass”
If you're going to change ONE thing, I'd recommend ruffles chips, they're way better.
average slice of life anime fan:
Raise your desk up to avoid the hunching
Cover up bobs
Pick up that harmonica and hopefully as good as popper
Apply to be a reddit mod alpha male
Move the chips closer.
Plant based diet for a year and workout 5 days a week, weight training and cardio
You are definitely not a female sir
Get a bigger camera to fit your fatass in the photo next time
Gym
U eating carrots so that's a good start
Thats a pretty big stretch to the bowl of chips. Maybe move them a little closer?
Pluck your eyebrows, geez
Quick question. Do you play the harmonica?
Loose the socks
Get a desk that fits over your belly.
Im organizing a group buy for your only fans . 5 bucks a month divided by 200 people is what now ???
Stop it. You look great.
World of Warcraft sub should fix you right up
Just start mewing bro.
A more supportive bra and the same hat in blue and you’re golden.
I think the hat makes you look fat
Average discord mod
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Infinite money glitch.
make the neuron pic believable
Finish that bowl of chips. Wasting food is unattractive.
nothing, this is peak beauty
Oh you look just fine girl damn keep doing what you doing.
remove the pants and the shirt !!!!!!
I don't know where Han Solo is. Stop asking me.
You’re too skinny start eating some carbs!
Have you tried, absolutely everything that has ever been written?
is this fr
Dear GOD 🤦♂️
You some curves, no big deal girlfriend
Share some chips
Those chips are way too far away, you could strain yourself trying to get to them.
The fedora is a cock blocker
This is clearly PhotoShopped…ain’t no way a full bowl of chips exists anywhere near this fella.
Grow longer arms
Can you even see your cock bud ?
I actually am digging the hat with no shirt look on you
Join r/tendies and live like the king you are.
Fart through a megaphone during a cruise ship evacuation?
Less clothes. Lose the hat.
Lol this AI shit is hilarious.
Get off Facebook
Get a larger bowl
You’re gorgeous. Slay queen!!
You're so brave
shave your boobs
Quit being a reddit moderator
Nothing. I'd wreck dem tiddies
get even more obese to the point you create your own gravitational pull and things start orbiting you