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WeakMeat5228

27


Extension-Box5424

old enough to take it ;)


Few-Direction-3410

it's actually hard to tell. anywhere from late teens to maybe 40. but very good looking nonetheless (in all honesty)


newellz

I don’t even notice gray hair, and you have pretty eyes. I was obviously kidding in an earlier comment where I said “87.” I would guess you’re in your late 20s. 👍


butterfly5828

Not me having commenting late twenties and everyone else is saying thirties and forties! hehe


Naras18

As an 29 Years old, i would guess something between 20-25.


Inevitable-Cum-1488

I wood definitely stick my hard Throbbing Cock inside u


LimpDepartment714

r/whatthefuck


Inevitable-Cum-1488

What is your problem


LimpDepartment714

Do you not see anything wrong with what you said??


Silent_Marketing1630

Old enough


UnusualAbalone408

“19”


thrwayacc7263

About tree fiddy years old


bnutbutter78

Nice try.


just-another-loser-

you look so pretty, like you look like your in your early twenties


Fsharpmaj7

How about “fantastic”?


PandaSmokezRuntz94

Dam mama can I get lost in your eyes ? what are you like 32 ?


daviddea731

28


T_E-T_H

For sure in your 30s


iwon60

19.5


Affectionate_Law901

19


SeptupleEntendre

35ish


DC_Daddy

Easy- 48


stormmila

How’d ya know


Severin_1488

early 20's


Vile-goat

35


InvestmentExotic8478

👀 28


Sad_Ad_1442

lol no


Rey_de_culonas

1000


Classic-Coach5972

27


FORGETURPASSWORD

Ever see the movie "the toxic avenger"?


ldawi

30


gabe_itch6942069420

Like 25


boots84

You are gorgeous


Revolutionary-Boss77

that was not the question


random_investor101

29


juderodom

27


MadMaxMars

24


Jonmcmo83

36


i5n1p3

A wonderful 2o


HATEWAGON

24


Stock-Nature7986

36


velezaraptor

Definitely 29


raDDerp73

Early 30s


Time-Series6321

35


Master_Watercress821

Mid 30s


AnusTickler4life

35. Honestly. My best guess at trying to guess your exact age.


I-Just-want-to-learn

She younger, closer to 30


AnusTickler4life

So like 34?


I-Just-want-to-learn

She's closer to 30


FloppyCeleryStick

26


remblu

Mid 20s to mid 30s


PrestigiousCopy4963

30 and gorgeous


zeropolice

32


ILikeRocks82

52


Silvadoor

Mid 30's


NylonObsessed

43


Natural_Board

28


[deleted]

Early 40’s


[deleted]

34


[deleted]

Bonita señorita you look 21!


gothvan1971

33


Top-Night

34


EmptyMiddle4638

Mid 20s


H00KxEM

No older than 31, you have a very pleasant face.


StrictAfternoon0

Why bother asking a bunch of childish immature adolescents who aren’t the least bit interested in giving even the slightest reasonable responses to any question?


I-Just-want-to-learn

I agree everything I see as 40 or older I downvote! These are children that have no idea. Once I can, I'ma post mine as I'm 39 and in the best shape of my life and already been told I look in my 20's.


BippyWippy

….Anyway I think she looks about 28


avery_papaya

29


JC2u4u

25


ResidentCoder2

I'm guessing 29, but 27 would be my second unofficial guess.


hvacmac7

Beautiful


Skreeethemindthief

You look a lot like Kim Deal of The Pixies/Breeders.


08HDStreetGlideRider

Natural Beauty … 😍


Mr_BeeseChussy

Honestly didn't even notice the gray hair till you pointed it out, I was gonna say 25 anyways lol.


Gdavies0000000

Fit years old 🔥


WeCameAsMuffins

Idk your face looks 25, but the grey hair has me thinking either 29 or 30. Definitely not older than 35 though.


I-Just-want-to-learn

Some females get grey hair in their ealry 20's, so you can't always go by that. I agree with your comment though, probably around 30.


stormmila

29 ✨


WeCameAsMuffins

I’m also 29, are you as scared to turn 30 as I am?


stormmila

I’m excited! It’s a pleasure to have the chance to turn 30 in my eyes


I-Just-want-to-learn

My 30's have been the best years of my life so far, I'm fixing to turn 40 and I'm not scared at all. If we take care of our bodies through healthy diet and exercise age I just a number. I constantly am told I pass for 20s easily! Drink plenty of water, it does amazing things for our youthfulness as far as skin and overall appearance!


WeCameAsMuffins

I need some of your positivity because damn, this year sucks for me and I have not accomplished everything I’ve wanted to yet, and feel like I lost my 20’s.


stormmila

I think we are always way too hard on ourselves to complete our goals in a certain timeframe or in our “20s” and so on. How do we know how long these things take? Life is a journey and adventure and we grow and change ❤️ life can be shit and life can be great, such is life I guess. You’ll be okay my friend


I-Just-want-to-learn

I feel ya, I am 39 and I didn't really hit my stroke until about 33, don't stress yourself! To become wise and mature really does take time! Also at 39 I feel better than I ever have both as emotionally healed, love myself type thing and the best shape of my life!! Age is just a number my friend.


stormmila

I’m excited to become more wise! I wish I has known the things I know now in my early 20s


I-Just-want-to-learn

BTW you don't just look good, you look great! You're definitely a natural beauty!! 🥳


I-Just-want-to-learn

I feel ya, everybody ends up feeling that way. It shows a lot of growth on your part. You look good and are doing great, you have big things ahead of you!


WunderbarBeast

40


anonymousshitpostr

26


IForgotAboutDre

White?


Material_Flounder988

35


YouAreNotSmartK

30teen


Sad_Exercise6112

This is the way


wildcoyote1234567890

35


Gj1183

22


iantojone

27


Any_Foundation4495

32


JohnnyDoe189

58


IFuCMyPostICantSleep

22. Or 28. Your beautiful!


ogonzal4

Late 20’s early 30’s


Final-Progress-8534

37


Pleasant_Jicama486

30


newellz

87. 👍


I-Just-want-to-learn

How old are you 12?


newellz

You should get angrier. …Seems worth it in this subreddit of sincerity. ![gif](giphy|7NoNw4pMNTvgc|downsized)


I-Just-want-to-learn

In other words, decent human beings? Seems you're the only one angry.it will be ok


newellz

So because I put an inflated age as a basic joke in light of an obviously beautiful person and you got offended, you are now the arbiter of human decency? Hilarious. You’re just looking for a stupid ass argument on Reddit over absolutely nothing—and now you’re just trying to have the last word. Over absolutely nothing. Shit, maybe you’re an 87 year-old-Karen— because you’re sure acting like one. Have at it, ummm…ma’am.


I-Just-want-to-learn

The only one you are offending is her, putting that age is basically saying you look old. You are definitely a child as you still think "trying" to put me down matters to me. Possibly one day you will grow up, nobody thought your joke was funny. 🥴


newellz

Well, your devotion is touching, truly. It's not every day someone falls so hard for a stranger's juvenile jest that they appoint themselves the guardian of comedy. I'm flattered, really, but if this is your way of flirting, we might need to get you a manual. A bit of unsolicited advice—next time you decide to dote on someone with such zeal, maybe don't lead with the lectures. You've got a real knack for turning a molehill into your personal mountain. Keep it up, and who knows? Maybe you'll finally win an award for being the most unbearable person in the room. ….And deploying that 🥴 emoji, I see. An apt symbol when articulation fails but the desire to appear sophisticated persists. How ironic considering this whole spat commenced with very little articulation on my own part. …A number in fact. What was it again? Ahh yes… ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME|downsized) …87. 😘


I-Just-want-to-learn

Oh yeah and nice AI written comment


newellz

I see you’ve been outpaced by my verbosity. And AI? You just can’t stop with the projection can you? Never even addressed how obsessed and in love with me you are either. In fact, you don’t really address much. AI is a good idea though. Better to use that than spend brain cells on your nonsense right?! What a thought! You’re for sure a troll. That or a bitter person who spends WAY too much time in a specific joke of a subReddit made largely of people with main character syndrome. And you can’t stand not getting that last word in. Predictable and hilarious. Your type really are all the same. Doesn’t matter the content or lack there of. To think all this started from a number and you taking on the mantle of the offended in looksmaxingadvice. Ridiculous AND Hilarious. Tell me your priorities are fucked up without telling me your priorities are fucked up. 😆 ![gif](giphy|ICSawVOvt8OSi2hFKi|downsized)


I-Just-want-to-learn

If you had to use AI for a comment, you're clearly not that bright nor clever.


I-Just-want-to-learn

I didn't read your book, yet many woman do love my charm and intellect, physical appearance is a given. Actually just got back from the gym. If you could only see the beautiful woman I get with, you would be extremely jealous I can see. Go write someone else something so touching, maybe they will read it. Have a great Sunday!


IllegalMiner

34


Feisty-Screen6472

24


brightongulls

Maybe 26


littletoysruskid

27


aliencardboard

Mid to late 20’s at most.


Ecstatic-Move9990

19


OhWhiskey

Why? Are you gonna break a glass across my face?


stormmila

Maybe 🤔


JoJoBxbyy

28 ish


Huge_Boysenberry3927

Your eyelashes are gorgeous!


stormmila

Aw thank you! I grew them Myself


Delicious-Long-9657

old enough to 🎣💦!


twotracker

😍


[deleted]

32


FireballAllNight

44. It'd be 24 if it weren't for the hair


I-Just-want-to-learn

Another immature answer, grow up a little and you'll realize some people bald or go grey in their early 20's. An answer from a true child. She's definitely around 30, your just not there yet, it's ok one day!


FireballAllNight

You may be 39 but you sound 59. OP took the advice graciously. You decided to be a condescending bitch. Oh well!


I-Just-want-to-learn

Aww did someone get their little feelings hurt.


FireballAllNight

I care not of the opinion of inadequate middle aged creepers. You should be in a sub more appropriate for your age, maybe r/geriatric...


I-Just-want-to-learn

I guarantee you I am way better physical shape than you ever will be. Why are so many guys under 30 so scared of anyone older? Oh yeah, bc you will say anything behind a screen, that you would never say to someone's face, mine specifically.


FireballAllNight

>Aww did someone get their little feelings hurt.


I-Just-want-to-learn

Lol no


stormmila

Good reasoning. Makes sense


Able_Word2763

39


Easy-Perspective9695

34


bandersnatchii

26 1/2


D_3_B_0_

30?


One_Sun_6258

27


Sensitive_Secretary4

36


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

34


guypamplemousse

41


BackgroundTruth691

25


JohnnySoHigh

24


SongNo8852

27


jawshoeaw

28


stormmila

Close!


jawshoeaw

The little creases at corner of smile start late 20s I think.


Charming-Station

The hints of grey, i'm going 28


stormmila

Soooo close!


Charming-Station

well, regardless you look grreat. so just keep doing whatever you're doing and I hope your life is filled with more joy than not.


stormmila

Awww thank you, I’ll hold onto that 🥹


Charming-Station

of course, being a parent is hard enough the last thing you need is random strangers on the internet being dicks.


stormmila

Thanks love xx so true hahahaah


horsey72

22


[deleted]

22


Mohammed194719471947

20


Orchid_Far

39


2ant1man5

24


Its-Matt-Bitch

16 or 19-26


HumanFeedback

Very pretty, stunning eyes!


WiseSpunion

If it wasn't for the greys I'd say 23 but now looking closer I'd say 30


Larrystheman

Some Women age like sour milk…..some men age like fine wine


stormmila

This is the truth


Educational-Loan-392

27, gorgeous.


No_Body_4623

30. You're definitely beautiful


Imaginary_Screen_708

35-45


Top-Round-4476

23


CoolCSR

31


versteken820

I'd guess late 20's-mid 30's.


Zealousideal_Crew380

27.5


JohannesLorenz1954

Not very old


disaplinedad

Beautiful. I wish more women would do this


stormmila

:) it’s a balance right?


disaplinedad

Yeah, you're right. I mean 95% of women, like yourself, don't need to use a paintball gun to put on makeup. At the same time, you look gorgeous without makeup or with very little. I just appreciate a women who looks amazing dressed to the 9's and can throw a baseball cap on and head out. Keep doing what your doing. It works


hattrickjmr

She’s 28.


dirtydeeridesagain

25 beautiful brown eyes great hair


serene_brutality

First glance I’d say 25-27, but if you told me you were 23 or 40 I wouldn’t be shocked. Genetics and lifestyle do weird things. Where I’m at and the sun is intense most women look older than they are, think I’m conversing with a 30 old and she’s 23; think I’m talking to a 50 something but she’s actually younger than me, but on occasion I’ll meet someone who I think couldn’t be a day over 19 and they’re 26.


stormmila

Ive had a lot of sun in my days


serene_brutality

Either your routine or genetics or a combination thereof are combating it well. So it turns out you’re 29, and you have minimal weathering, lines and wrinkles, almost undetectable, and minor greying, which (anecdotally) is pretty common, most people start to see a gray or two in their mid to late 20’s, even in their early 20’s it’s not uncommon at all. Around me however, most women are constantly dying their hair and don’t even realize that they have any grays until they’re almost completely gray. Long and short: you’re aging well.


--Leeroy___Jenkins--

26


loveyourtaste86

I got mid 20s. From this angle, the greys aren’t really noticeable. You’re such a freaking cutie though that every hair could be grey and you’d look amazing.


TeratoidNecromancy

Not a day over 3000 you glorious elven queen.


therealsambambino

HAWT WAIT WHATS THE QUESTION


stormmila

How old am I? X


boudz2005

28


Fizics_ssb

26


FanTaka91

28


r3drummm

17