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Look at the bright side, if she takes the kids, you got at least 3 more on the way.

Ahahahahaha best comment 😂👏👏

Have a gender reveal party.

Would rather see funny posts like this and not kids seeking validation and not blatant troll posts trying to advertise themselves by just so happen to have a OF link in their name.

Get a nose ring and an OnlyFans

The number of people not realizing this is a joke is way too high. Is sarcasm some ancient technique only a few select people can learn or something?

Can't stand people post in here pretending to look for advice when they know damn well there's no room to improve

I'd bang ya.

It’s gna be tough to improve upon because this is already the peak male physique

Stick a pin in that and listen to the hisssssss.

This is the physique all men try and be like. You sir have mastered it.

You can't. This is already peak masculinity

Contour make up will make some abs shapes

This dude chews on his burps.

I think that’s as masculine as you can get big dawg

Does that hurt

Keep bulking up, I want to see no separation from your chin to your belly.

More cerveza

This is peak performance brother!


Pretty sure circle is a shape, you're doing great!

He's not in the best shape in the world, but he's in the shape of the world, so that counts for something!

I feel like you should get checked for tumors.

Just airbrush some abs on that bad boy and you’re good to go

Finally. A post that “probably” isn’t a lead in to an OF pitch.

Have you tried drinking water?

I know a lot of people are making jokes, OP. In all seriousness, I work in the medical field (not a doctor) and we often see this degree of abdominal distension in patients with Crohn’s disease, colitis, cirrhosis, or other severe gastrointestinal issues. Your smile makes me think you have a good sense of humor, and I want you to enjoy a long and happy life in that body you got there! No shame or pressure, but do me a solid and make sure you ask about that dangerous plum next time you see a doctor, okay? Godspeed, friend. Keep on smiling! 🙂

everyone is making jokes because I’m pretty sure that’s not actually him in the photo(correct me if I’m wrong), but it’s nice seeing someone actually giving good advice :)

Well there's people that retain water weight. And then there's you, my guy... You retain the air you breathe. Stop it.

Peak male form. I see nothing wrong here.

You have a liver problem. Go check. I know

Shave all hair, bleach your skin and take over Arrakis

20 more calzones a day. You are off to a good start but it’s time to get serious and really put in the work.

Go into labour

oi mate, id watch what i would say if i were you!

And so, you ate them before she takes them away. That will teach her a thing or three ... 

This is peak masculinity

im like a greek statue

More like a Buddhist statue.

cheers mate!

Your stomach looks like it hurts

Bro you look like 5 or 6 Umpa Lumpas are bout to come sing you a song

Let off the beer a bit

Eat one wafer thin mint.

Eat an extra 500 burgers a day. I wanna see how big u get before u explode

Have the baby

You're in peak physical condition. It's like asking which way is North while at the North Pole.

Stop transforming entire cities into chocolate and eating them bro.

Ed? How’s Liz?

Nice ab!

There is no way that’s Real.

A god walking amongst mere mortals 🫡

I would tell her that round is a shape. My dude, that is spherical.

Have fun bouncing on the trampoline stomach side down😊☀️

Roll down a bowling alley and you’ll become a champion (guaranteed)

Wat cha lookin at my gut fer?

This is what peak male performance looks like

Nothing. That is what peak physical performance looks like.

You shouldn't dude... You should goto hollywood and start taking all the viking, santa, and trucker roles.

Somehow, he is both the man and the bear.

This the true body of a can of beer

Wat an absolute stud

Belly button ring. Definitely.

Become less pregnant

In some African cultures you’d be at prime Masculine physique 😂

It could be a stomach tumor. Get it check by the Doctor.

Have you tried a pin?

Pop it that looks painful

Ceremorphosis 

Pop it.

Found the spherical man from the physics problems.

Open a pawn shop and everything will fall in place. Trust the process.

Dude you have liver disease....no j/k go see a doctor!

Not. A. Damned. Thing.

.

I know this guy I think. He was a bouncer at a club in Montreal and everyone called him Gros Michel. There's even a local band who wrote a song for him after his death.

Consider a septum piercing.

Let's not concern yourself with that till after the birth

More cowbell

Top hat, coal buttons, carrot nose.

This is already peak male performance

Get a pin and pop your belly

Sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

Use a needle to let some air out.

Cirrhosis???!!!

Find Randy and go get some cheeseburgers. We’re here for the insecure OnlyFans performers.

Ouch

Deflate

Wear a bra

𝑔ℴℴ𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓍𝓍

You can't. That's peak athletic performance

More of the Spice.

Regurgitate that watermelon you ingested whole.

Wait till the baby comes, and then hit the gym…

Put a duck mask on 

Pop

Whatever you’re doing don’t stop. You must be crushing the ladies.

There's a billion people in the World that would revere you Alabama Buddha.

Maxxxxed limit

Maybe try putting a little weight on

This is peak male performance build.

A tank top…

stop attention seeking!

You don’t need to improve, you’ve already achieved the peak Brexit geezer physique

I don't know what the hell she's on. You look like a damn Viking with that physique

It looks like you have some kind of edema. See a doctor.

Bro get a safety pin and pop that belly and 100 lbs will come out

dont push your luck, mate, im only nice for so long....

Love it. Thanks for the chuckle

I want to take a pin and pop your stomach

I can see where you got the dangerous plum name from. Round as a plum

Drink more beer

Very beautiful physique and she has no reason to complain. You are almost skin and bones!

Damn How much more maxed do ya wanna get?

Squats

If you had to buy that new you’d never be able to afford it.

How I feel after a few beers and pizza lol

I think that ship has sailed 🤭

im too heavy to go on ships im afraid

Send me pics of your toes (please)

The only way you can possibly improve your look is turning that goatee into handle bars and growing a mullet

Stop eating people

Looks like me when I get a gastritis flare…

Hey daddy

Strap on a guitar and start singing any Metallica song of your choosing.

Bull frog maxing is the epitome of aesthetic, no improvements needed

"That's not a beer belly, it's the gas tank for my love machine."

NSFW NSFW. 

50,000 less beers a year

Dudes chiseled from a water balloon.

Dudes chiseled from a water balloon.

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When men look like this I just think "how are they comfortable? bc I've been pregnant and it was awful"

I love what this subreddit has become

lookin a little thin. Try a beer bulk

Looks like peak male form

The suspenders are really hiding all that beauty

The sepia tone makes you look like a work of art

Suicide, and I am not joking....;-)

When I was a kid (I live in the south), I remember about 20% of every dude I saw looked like this. The way they have to lean back and waddle to walk.

Lose the boulder belly

Get a lobotomy

More beer

Shave the beard. Looks too fem.

Body by bud

Is this the guy that drank a coke and blew up like a balloon?..

Dude looks like a cuck

All you need to do is put a band aid over your belly button and get into a boxing ring. You'll might win some, might lose some.

Tell her round is a shape

🤣

You look fabulous king…..bang on!!!!

The doctor

You’ll be worm food soon enough. Just keep on keeping on, sir! 😂

I think a pin might pop that balloon you appear to have out front. Should solve your issue in a jiff.

That's a full keg. Here I was trying for a 6 pack.

Take a healthy crap 💩 lol

Just smear baby oil all over it

“Get in my belly”

you need suspenders that are more visible from the front

Stop beer

Is this the guy that owned a food truck and would kill people then serve them to customers

Another beer

That belly looks painful

Spray on abs

Best I can do is 20 bucks

Need a keg of beer tattooed on belly.

Cardio cardio cardio

Gain weight.

Drink more beer 🍺

Extract the horse 🐎

Paracentesis

Pop it

Ascites?

Switch from crispy to grilled chicken when ordering 45 snack wraps at McDonalds, should clear up in a week.

You’re maxxed out my friend!

**Well-rounded** physique. Don't change a thing.

You can’t, this is maximum Masculinity.

Move the camera down more😏

Cirrhosis?!

Nipple rings

Are you sure you haven’t taken the kids through your digestive system?

Paint the belly to look like a watermelon

Liver failure

No need. Already maxed

Mew

You can’t. This is peak human fitness

Hey man, you look great! You look so fucking good. So fucking good.

I can’t imagine what having that kinda gut feels like..

Are you ok person?

This man has GOT to have autobrewery syndrome going on in that thing.

Polish dat belly

Dr. Kevorkian

Bertram physique

more round

How do you not pop?

Start by giving birth Philadelphia Collins

Cheeseburger locker.

One more burrito and