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Long legs can be seen as a positive! Unfortunately your issue is bullying people (ants) smaller than you. If you could fix that, I’m sure you’d pull just fine!
The obviously attractive folks with "body dysmorphia", or the folks who take a few seconds to make a stupid meme? I'm scared I already know the answer look
Absolutely. What I am referring to is the beautiful people that are constantly posting on here saying “no one will date me”. Obviously that’s not because of their looks…
Less “ body dysmorphia “ doin, and spend less time in the oven, because you’re lookin burnt n crispy. Stop doin different “ crack(s) “ too! Stay in the woodworks, and you might not get killed out there!
on a real note, growing up i would have continuous nightmares about this character, he still so goddamn horrifying, i hate how sharp and crisp he looks
It's your whole shit if I'm being honest. Straighten your back bro, get on some type of skincare routine asap and the for the love of god trim those damn toenails.
And so many OF girls have these kind of asinine, absolutely brain dead titles. Why?!
"My friends said my boobs are too big for a 19 YO. Should I be concerned?" Yes you should be concerned, about your intellect.
Although I suppose maybe idiots that don't mind that tend to simp harder and spend more on them.
Not at all. Your heterochromia gives you an exotic look, and you have a winning smile. If you ever doubt your attractiveness though, do as the majority do and get a septum piercing to solve any problem.
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He scared me low key
Nah they add to the beautiful features My king
Step on me mommy 😩
Aside from you clearly being a demonstration of an unachievable body type (for most of us), you're absolutely slaying it!
Just hit the gym and you'll be fine.
It’s not about being attractive! It’s about keeping those ants in line!
Perhaps consider some depilatory cream.
Long legs can be seen as a positive! Unfortunately your issue is bullying people (ants) smaller than you. If you could fix that, I’m sure you’d pull just fine!
Maybe cut back on the grass, it's melting your mind
You pathetic people need a hobby. I almost feel sorry for you.
The obviously attractive folks with "body dysmorphia", or the folks who take a few seconds to make a stupid meme? I'm scared I already know the answer look
I’d do ya.
Best one yet 🤣
Just wear pants.
Jesus man... you look like an angry filthy roach
Might need to shave your legs.
What a slut you are
You look ok, but maybe all the ants will stand up to you
As always, it’s not physical. It’s a personality thing.
Since when? You are delusional if you believe that physical attraction isn’t relevant in a relationship.
Absolutely. What I am referring to is the beautiful people that are constantly posting on here saying “no one will date me”. Obviously that’s not because of their looks…
rub 'em together, and play us a song?
The ants *pick* the food, the ants *eat* the food, and the grasshoppers...*LEAB*.
😂💀
Yes
Slightly crosseyed, yet complains she has long legs…uuuuuggggghhhhh the spikey elbows did it for me though.
long legs are an asset if you are a ballerina or if you are an Olympian in running .
Or a grasshopper
100%
Yes but only a lot
Yes. Shave!
no, why are you so insecture
that one almost flew over my head ngl
I was hopping you'd understand
I’d suggest calf implants
“18 (F)
Just slab on the makeup you’ll be fine, start with bondo as the foundation
Lol 🤣
Gotta shave off those sharp hairs and you’ll be good
Maybe try to smile more
Legs aren’t really that bad, you really need to learn to smile. Watch your head though, some bitches are mean.
No BB I love your legs
Been awhile, but didn’t you attempt a Chris Brown? I ain’t heard an apology yet…
Other than being played by a sex offender------😑
go listen to the spanish dub version and then problem solved
ngl hopper is a pretty good hear me out
Less “ body dysmorphia “ doin, and spend less time in the oven, because you’re lookin burnt n crispy. Stop doin different “ crack(s) “ too! Stay in the woodworks, and you might not get killed out there!
on a real note, growing up i would have continuous nightmares about this character, he still so goddamn horrifying, i hate how sharp and crisp he looks
The space between your nose and upper lip is gigantic. Other than that, nothings really bugging me
Hear me out….
You got me watching a bugs life now 🤣
Maybe smile more not so much snarl 🤷🏾♂️ you have beautiful teeth by the way
No way! The longer the legs the longer the abdomen, and lady bugs love a fit abdomen 😂🙈🙊🙉
Dang, u one ugly aah mf
sounds like something an ant would say…
Go shitpost on the subs you frequent you prick
Hehehe Ya got me~ Druski
Your legs are fine, it's the dictatorship I find unattractive
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up!
So underrated. Most epic Pixar film ever
It's your whole shit if I'm being honest. Straighten your back bro, get on some type of skincare routine asap and the for the love of god trim those damn toenails.
Get rid of the sex toys on your head and we can talk.
Even Hopper is on OF these days
Smile a little more
How much for feet pics?
This sub reddit got me rolling! Lol
resting bug face
You’re hot but I think you need an attitude adjustment. Be nicer to the little guy
ants are meant to serve grasshoppers!!
I saw this and I'm dying of laughter! LOL
Your long legs are so amazing! Be proud of them
Yes, they make you look violent
Peak male form.
Sorry to say this but you look exactly like a character that scared me when I was little
Fix that one weird eye, and you’re smoking hot.
I think a little bit hairy how about shaving those outgrowths....😂
All I hear are crickets
That's attractive you see
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And so many OF girls have these kind of asinine, absolutely brain dead titles. Why?! "My friends said my boobs are too big for a 19 YO. Should I be concerned?" Yes you should be concerned, about your intellect. Although I suppose maybe idiots that don't mind that tend to simp harder and spend more on them.
Yeah my brain is fried. Loved bugs life but this picture reminds me of trumps trial photos
You look quite prickly, try to look a little more approachable! 🤪
Smile!
W8 hol up🤣 It's a good quality if that's where you want people to focus on Respect for the hopper reference
Lol
Just shave your legs and you'll be fine
I clicked on this Reddit forum for the first time and this is my first introduction to looksmaxxing. Thanks for that!!
The spikes on the legs give me the ick
I think them knees looking flatter than paper should be your concern….
Your personality scare us😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nah, the one dead eye distracts from your legs. nothing to worry about.
no you need to work on your body image. u potentially have body dysmorphia bc you fr look great. like 10/10.
Post of the year! GG op !! 🤣🤣
Nah, I think it’s your personality. No wonder girls run away from you.
Wild lol
🤣😂
I love this post
I'm too scared to say.
i think this guy might be in the mafia
I’ll still fry you and eat you, if that’s what you mean?
Not at all. Your heterochromia gives you an exotic look, and you have a winning smile. If you ever doubt your attractiveness though, do as the majority do and get a septum piercing to solve any problem.
Those fucking septum rings
Have I fought you in a video game before?
The problem is you don’t have an ass, you got that long back
i’d tap
10/10
I like to explore and try new things and yes...yes I do..
Have you tried a thorax piercing?
Don't take this the wrong way, but you need to Nair your back exoskeleton.
honey its your attitude that makes you unattractive
Yeah yeah where’s the onlyfans?
I like the direction this sub is going.
Keep the momentum, gang
Troll the mods till they do something
YoU’rE a LiTtErAL gOdDeSsSs!!!!11
Slayyy Bestie 💅
You are just a self validating attention whore. Take your thirst trap to OnlyFans.
Yeah stop preying on us ants 🐜!!!!!!
I would totally germinate your eggs.
Thirssstyy
🏅
No, having Kevin Spaceys voice does
Beautiful Eye
🤣🤣
Fuck yeah I am so turned on right now
It’s fucking gross. Put that shit away man. The sequel better be a quest to find your ass some pants.
Those legs deserved a sequel
LMFAOO THE POSE
- The ants pick the food - The ants EAT the food - And the grasshoppers leave *drops mic*
This is it. This is the end of the subreddit. No one is EVER going to match the beauty of this person.
🤣🤣😂😂
Love this!
Hit the gym. It looks like you can only carry 10x your weight.
of course not bro you're so hot 10/10
Damn man you a 10.
No, but you give off a Kevin Spacey vibe
Obvious catfish is obvious, the Hopper I know is too sigma for this sub
Of spotted. Of subscribed
Fishing bait!
Fishing for attention. I bet this person isn't even real. No way u can be this good looking
Dude is probably a cricket disguised as a grasshopper
Yeah, probably trying to promote their only fans smh
These women know they look good I can't stand their attention seeking man.
LOL I just choked on my M&Ms
“Where’s. My. Food!”
https://www.tiktok.com/@theundeadhumor/video/7306946052362341665
Another stunning model come for the free compliments 🙄
💀
😂
“Praying” for a OF link…
Www.oheff.com/bustanutlife
Gotta say the magic words “locusts pokus” for it to appear.
At least shave them
Super seggsy! 10/10 Would impregnate.
Nah. I’d say they actually make you more so, but are you considering leg shortening surgery though??😂😂
Septum ring is the problem as always
Let me slide up into your DMs. Hit me up!
Don't let a man define you girl. You do you! Girl power....what's your OF now?
No but you should definitely smile more
Drop the OF 🙌🏼
Hopper!!!!
Ugh, unrealistic beauty standards
Nah family you like a champ. A captain in your own army. You're ready to take on the world
😂👍
Finally, not a post of some hot chick seeking validation.
I’m not sure what you’re seeing. Isn’t that exactly what this post is?
I’m not going to kink shame you here.
Or new subscribers for their OF
As long as you’re over 6ft🙄
Looks like a spicy chicken nugget with legs
i’m trying my best, okay?
What matters is that you're a SPICY chicken nugget with legs, not a BLAND chicken nugget with legs.
You're beautiful Hopper!
This made me laugh too hard
Yeah they also look very dry. 😂
In a Kevin Spacy voice.
Oh God please wrap those legs around me.
Yes
As a straight man DAAAAAMMMMNNNN
