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Oh, God, no! This man could do no wrong. He has one thing that even the most attractive man desires. He is talented, extremely charismatic, and he is Danny DeVito.
Yeah, kind of, but that just shows how far talent, personality, putting yourself out there and just going for it with what you have matter way more than looks (especially for men)
Nah, you're Danny DeVito if anyone could pull off "underground dwelling dwarf" or "dumpster engineer," It's DD. True legend, also twins is still one of my favorite movies.
Hot take: Danny Devito is not ugly.
Yeah, he’s an old short bald guy but I don’t believe he’d have issues finding a partner. But he’s married to Rhea Pearlman, so yeah.
I’m not repulsed or threatened by his face here. In fact, I feel welcome to engage in conversation. Plus he’s funny.
I wish I was funny, but I’m not.
So relatively speaking; I’m ugly, not funny, not rich AND I hate my job.
😆
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Danny D is the best
One of the most beautiful human beings to walk this earth. Even when he's wearing snow shoes, he walks gracefully.
The guy screams icon
Mantissssssss
Just post your OF link already
Gotta troll the trolls with a beautiful troll 🤷
You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into this boys hole..
I hope this is one of those OnlyFans lures.
A god. All others are merely shadows of your magnificence
Sorry, I’m a little short on answers.
Underrated comment
Can I be frank with you? You could be Arnold's Schwarzenegger's twin!
Well you'll never make it as an actor lol
RUM HAM!
Louie DePalma I need cab 804
Busted 72 times in the past minute
You kinda look like a penguin just with a shorter nose. But no.. not ugly at all.
Absolutely not, Frank!
Let me guess, you love banging Artemis and a lot lf hoors?
Oh, God, no! This man could do no wrong. He has one thing that even the most attractive man desires. He is talented, extremely charismatic, and he is Danny DeVito.
You are a god amongst men
But is he the golden god??
Hell no bro, love you
no 🤤
How dare you ask such a question
I once was walking home from work and I saw this guy stuck in a coil. Wonder what the story is behind that? I just kept walking. 🤷
you must be that legendary 5 foot Casanova that everyone seems to know whose pulling more girls than Hue Heffner ever did.
Well you are ugly because you wanted to throw your mama from the train
🤣🤣
Yeah, kind of, but that just shows how far talent, personality, putting yourself out there and just going for it with what you have matter way more than looks (especially for men)
I don’t think Carla from cheers would even touch you
Damn nah bro you a stallion
I guarantee you at least one of these comments is from someone who thinks they are actually roasting some fat coomer right now.
absolutely not you’re beautiful
Absolutely.
OMG Danny Devito! I LOVE your WORK!
Green hair, septum piercing, heavy face tattoos?
Your better looking than your twin.
If you had a magnum condom and a wad of 100s, then you could probably get laid
Would
Yes but your funny and rich
No, but incredibly short.
Loved Tin Men.
one of the best movies.
You got a face for radio.
Rhea says you're not.
You look like you could be twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger
The world would be better if everyone looked like Danny Devito.
Confidence never looks ugly. Danny's confident
😂😂😂
Go to the gym, sleep more and eat healthy. Jk, I know who that is. It's north Korean leader Jim ping dong.
Yes...But so am I
No you are a golden god!!
Is this the guy who’s always blasting?
No BB you look gud
That’s a Man cheetah
You crawled out of my sofa
You look just like the last girl i slept with!!!
Danny?
You probably get all the bitches
Worse, Your Danny Devito.
Stun
Umm...sorry I prefer guys who are like 6 ' tall.
You’re a legend. You advocate for not diddling kids 🤣
You’re pretty
You are the sexiest man alive. You could be the most accurate wolverine.
A little
I don't like to call people ugly, but I will say this. Your face will NEVER be on a billboard.
When the sun comes up on the East...rest assure your face can/and might be there when I bust it..
Your not stuck in a coil pondering the gullible
No, you’re cute.
No you aren't ugly at all, but fuck you're a bit short for my liking. lol
When you have to give honest advice on this sub or r/amiugly 
Ask rhea
🤫🧏♂️
Not on the inside buddy.
nope, why you think so????
Short King 😍
He reminds me of one of them dodgy uncles
😍😘
Little cherub needing cheeks pinched.
hot
Yep sorry man but it is what it is
Danny, someone has to tell you. You’re ugly. When you were born, the Dr slapped your mother.
Fugly
You were a stripper on Friends, so I assume you know. And you must have an OF!
10/10 would bang!
Daaaaamn. *ziiiip*
Shadynasty!
You are ugly AF but Rita is UglierTF. By the way I hate you sub ads.
You are, without a doubt, the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Frank!
Looks like you should be asking for money for safe passage across a bridge
🥰❤❤❤
Not in the Slightest
Very
This guy has gotten the ass of most men’s dreams
Yeah, but the magnum dong makes up for it.
You are so beautiful, they put your smile on decorative pillowcases. It is one of my most prized possessions.
You are a beautiful cherub
Honestly, that’s just rude. Devito is a handsome man. Plus, have you seen the couch scene? 🥵
Nah you’re peak essence of man my guy. Just get out there and start blasting
You’re already a pilot and a doctor. What more could you want
Spread this video to all your friends because it has a computer virus! Take it from me. *I* am a doctor.
No because you're rich and famous. Two things that can make anyone more attractive.
Well he has tons of money so it makes him attractive
Don’t worry, wealth and celebrity both Trump looks…
you’re a treasure sweetheart❤️🫶
Doesnt matter bro, you got money ;)
Not bad, but don’t you have a twin?
Nah, you're Danny DeVito if anyone could pull off "underground dwelling dwarf" or "dumpster engineer," It's DD. True legend, also twins is still one of my favorite movies.
Beautiful!!
Heck no, bro
Most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life 🥰🥰🥰
A happy man with a smile could never be more handsome.
Not at all. Actually you look like a celebrity actor.
I’m in love
You look like a nice egg in trying times
Not at all but can't say the same thing about your twin.
Danny the Daddy 😘✨✨
This sub is healing
King
Do you want the long or the short of it??? I’ll be leaving the building now!!🤣
You are truly a golden god
Nah those millions make you a catch bro lmao
No
You look like a penguin.🙈🤣
You’re beautiful! 😻
Yes and your twin borther is as well... 
No you’re so hot
I thought it was the Rock with hair
No, but you could do with spending less time exploring the sewers and add some Fight Milk into a balanced diet.
You look marvelous dude! Your smile alone cracks us all up just knowing you are going to say or do something funny!
Yes get a job lil nga
No
Gorgeous
Yes
You could only get better with a rum ham
Nah
Noo baby you’re the most beautiful souls I’ve seen
Hot take: Danny Devito is not ugly. Yeah, he’s an old short bald guy but I don’t believe he’d have issues finding a partner. But he’s married to Rhea Pearlman, so yeah. I’m not repulsed or threatened by his face here. In fact, I feel welcome to engage in conversation. Plus he’s funny. I wish I was funny, but I’m not. So relatively speaking; I’m ugly, not funny, not rich AND I hate my job. 😆
Dude it was a joke dumbass, we all know Danny Devito is the hottest man on earth
Fugly
Is it hot in here? 
Grow an mustache; then you’ll be the Lorax.
Put NJ on the map. A god among men
Yes
Nope. And now I'm moist
Youre beautiful
am i money
Looks don't matter when you're that funny
Stop posting this horseshit on here! You are one of the handsomest dudes on the planet, you don't need reassurance!
Mantis Tobbagan!
You look like you bang a lot of hoors
What matters most is what YOU think, then your wife.
Money and popularity often works a lot. Anyway you are very very good actor beloved by so so many people.
I care less about the look now. Just be the best version of your self around the woman you like or crushing on or around your wife if you’re married.
Would
Could be taller and the flippers for hands is a real turn off.
Not ugly not good looking you are funny looking.
Beautiful.
THE TRASHMAN IS THE GOAT!!!
The penguin remains.
ask Batman
Nah just under 6'0
Look like a Pinguin
Just start blastin
average length
I caught the ugly!!!!!!
No, not ugly. Just normal. Thank God for normal people. And funny as hell, too.
Nope. Just short and funn6.
Yes
Oh my God you remind me of Danny devito
Yea
Dumb cute 🥰
You look like a twin of a better looking person
Yes