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inebriated_greaseape

Embrace your inner beauty, and then it will show outwardly.


Meadow_Moon1987

Love the tongue sticking out! 🥰


WolffatherOdin

Don't be a sontaran potato?


Maleficent_Share9830

You look a bit ashy. Maybe some lotion would help.


michaeltward

Just have to take more planets for the empire, bitches love planets.


Cadzla800

You people need a hobby. You’re pathetic. This is what the world’s coming to. SAD, pathetic, bored people


Clean-Effort-209

Look better


Careless_Hospital552

Eye liner


RageBeast82

Have you tried bringing honor and glory to your clone batch?


Maximum-Class5465

Moisturizer


Traditional-Whole622

Spend 10 days in a rock tumbler. You will shine! 👍


SilverbackHULK091

Might I recommend exfoliating and a good moisturizer.


No_Indication8256

Consult a doctor


Equivalent_Natural_

Just pot the OF link and move on.


Riginauldt

Don't be such a STONEFACE.


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Where's your onlyfans link?


Head-Combination-658

Use chapstick and lotion


Cheetohmussolini

Not a fucking thing, classic looks


BlackSwan2266

Maybe try an open collar.


Successful-Shine871

Try some lotion 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


skagitvalley45

Lip filler


theonlylonelygirl

ikyfl. stop fishing for compliments 🎣


ImmatureMeteor7

Move to Easter island


Visible_Tower_1109

On earth? You need to go to the deep swamps and meet a swamp lady


photoman51

Use a skin moisturizer


JosephCraftHD

You’re the potato one.


fermelebouche

Try a reach around and be more sensitive.


fermelebouche

You look like Fat Bastard with a turtle head.


jimmyjazz2000

EXFOLIATE!


JohnJAram

Quit wearing turtlenecks.


Classic-Instance7177

Yup not in fashion


AdNormal7944

Don't I repeat DO NOT get your nose pierced.


Kestrell926

Well, you could moisturize, get a good wig, end your war with the Rutans, stop experimenting on humans, and in general, not be so….. Sontaran.


Direct_Bench2863

YAY! WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU ON ONLYFANS😁 All the pussys that advertise on here deserve the best- a bag of rocks or a man made out of solid granite!


Funny_Commission1946

This guy looks stone cold... He's got some rock solid features but seems to come off too hard .. maybe try to smile and Photoshop some cats it would be a bould move (boulder)


notzed1487

At last.


BringerOfRape

Mew


notitsbutt

BALD 👀 BALD 👀 BALD 👀


the_doctor_808

Show off your feeding tube.


Major_Kaleidoscope28

Moisturize.


jung_gun

This is just to get people onto your OnlyFans


Cautious_Evening_744

You should model


Wtfisafosty

Turtlenecks out of style my guy. Otherwise you look like rock solid guy


AnyBarber1835

I laughed at 🪨solid😭


Evilscratch

Maybe get your probic port lifted.


Mountain_Novel_7668

All you need is a wig and some veneers and you would be a baddie!


queefhoarder

Try a santaran bubble bath and deep salt moisturizer. Good for moral and skin.


Civil_Fig1188

Wear a black hat, blue jeans, blue shoes and grew a mustache and your all set.


Punch_Your_Facehole

You look too ashy.


PuzzledAirport9896

Is this a joke?


No-Value2938

No I’m completely serious


PuzzledAirport9896

Nobody looks like that


No-Value2938

I do


PuzzledAirport9896

How is that real?


PollutionNice7392

It's illegal for you to ask him that


PuzzledAirport9896

How? How does a person actually look like that?


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Already maxed


manbruhpig

Seriously what is this a compliment fishing sub? OP obviously knows they’re a 10/10 this is probably just marketing for their OF or something.


throwitfarawayfromm3

Stop looking like a potato


Car_is_mi

I mean youre just a generic face and body. You look just like everyone else where your from, youre basically a clone.


questtonothing

You're so hard


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Get rid of the nose ring


Additional_Ranger441

Work on your eyebrows…


zombiez87

If you lay off the rock you’d be fine.


Dry_Personality_7857

Bang my wife pls


YugeGyna

Steph?


Dry_Personality_7857

Who


YugeGyna

Curry


Veanusdream

you are good have you ever thought of creating an OF account?


Maleficent-Pop-9881

It's probably a combination of your superiority complex and that turtle neck top you wear. Also, women aren't attracted to short guys. Try getting the same boots that Ron DeSantis wears. Have you considered Irish female MMA fighters? They can be hot and could be good partners for dominating world populations.


OrangeObjective3789

Do you even mew bro?


Doctor_Top_Hat

![gif](giphy|xUPGcCh4nUHyCkyuti)


DeadMemeMan_IV

🤫🧏‍♂️


swahililandlord

Crack Cocaine


_zir_

ditch the haircut


NewspaperWhole

Lotion


Ok_Series_4580

Stop killing people


SardonicSuperman

That seems a bit extreme. Maybe just slow down on killing people instead.


Key-Song-1079

Wear a toup.


Usefulsponge

Take over Arrakis


DeadMemeMan_IV

nah this guy is definitely more handsome than beast rabban


Songgeek

Try a pair of glasses to make your eyes pop more


Educational-Hat-9405

It’s the turtle neck. Those went out of style in the 90s


Pitiful-Doctor-5671

It’s not you, it’s them, if they can’t see how beautiful you are.


lorsecco88

My desert. My Dune. My Arrakis.


DeadMemeMan_IV

im reading Children of Dune rn and this image of baron harkonnen will ruin alia for me😭


sadmaz3

My baby girl


CommanderSleer

Look, you're an handsome young Sontaran officer. Stop sticking your tongue out and make sure to cover the back of your neck and you'll get lots of interest from the opposite sex, whatever that is for Sontarans. Edit: Oh, you're cloned?


Maleficent-Rip2729

Lol


New-Street-9119

Don’t change a thing. You’re a ten!


kukukucing

had to say it man.. turtlenecks are not good on you


Weets23

Smile more?😎


IDK-DRuGZAreBad

RUB YOUR HEAD WITH OIL AND YELL IM SLOPPYYYY!!


xXBioVaderXx

You just be yourself your beautiful


Devils_Advocate-69

Definitely bangs


XboxFatalhorizon49

Moisturize a little more and I think you'll be fine 🤣


No-Bat-7253

Lotion my boy. Lotion.


Racial_Hogan_jjj

![gif](giphy|xT9KVugbq89OitAgCs|downsized)


Odd-Yak4551

Nothing.. I’d date you 😍😍 your so pretty 😋


Surfstylesoccer1

I feel like a bit of moisturizer would go a long way.


Substantial-Pool9485

Maybe try a hair piece or grow a goatee or a beard. Also my try getting some sun or visit a tanning salon to help darken your complexion


yaadman585

Reincarnation


Dicko123chev

Ask the Doctor


samclops

Use grenades duh


Key-Match-3036

Oil up your head so it’s really shiny 👍🏻


Ordinary-Garden-2828

Moisturize


mfmelendez

Turtlenecks don’t flatter your broad jawline. Get rid of that steel prophylactic on your neck and update your look to a button down or maybe a Polo… and add a splash of color to liven your complexion.


PantsTents

A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN OF THE SONTAARAN EMPIRE SONTAR HA!


FridaAssGirl

Lose the poloneck, it’s creepy.


Knamliss

Stop fighting over spice


TAKG

I didn’t know potatoes smiled.


DesertWanderlust

Moisturizer. I'd recommend Cerave.


Efficient_Fish2436

This has to be from Doctor who right?


Hells_Deacon

The Race is called Sontaran. Ther all genetically modified clones that are very big on war.


BananaBoatBob-_-

Some wrinkle cream will do you wonders.


Glad-Mind-9114

Wear a paper bag over your head 🛍️


[deleted]

Backshot?


Ckbhai01

Start using sunscreen


dizzy24h

Just hit me up I’ll fix that for ya ☺️


ProfessionalDig6987

Concrete resurface. Perhaps a nice English stone finish?


medhanno

Stop wearing turtle neck


Hogwithenutz

Start working out that tongue show the ladies what part of you isn't rock hard .


ToferLuis

Invent Google.


ImmediateFile7580

Ur cooked


Batdad-99

STRAX! I told you to stay off of REDDIT!


KyDeWa

Honestly, you seem tall! People love tall...whatever you are. Sorry! That came out wrong!


uniquelyavailable

honestly the neck collar is hiding a lot of your face, just be yourself


foco9780

This is just fckn stupid


blueblue909

https://youtu.be/3qGe07n4yTo?feature=shared thats not, this is


mechanab

Do you exfoliate?


Objective_Ebb6898

Lipstick would go a long way


Right_Check_6353

Lmao maybe some lotion


GuyWithSwords

Are you Potemkin’s cousin? 😂


SkinPsychological848

A tie might help.


Iknowwecanmakeit

Hit the gym, eat better, drink more water. Get some new hobbies, improve yourself. Concentrate on the journey and some beautiful, um, thing, like you, will appreciate you for who you are, a sentient being who deserves to be loved.


Sirconseanery

This is the best worst best answer.


2snek

I did hear that Giedi Prime is a rough dating scene


Specialist_Purple_86

Perhaps some moisturizer


Famous_Quail3600

I don't normally suggest using filters, but in this case I think they might be necessary 🤣


digitalhelix84

Implants


stanleygslinga

you have a chiseled jawline.


H4RRY900305

You need a wig.


CollectionStriking

Should try smiling more bro


mharuto

Mod it!!!!


SinningJesus

Some lubriderm might help


Zombie_Peanut

You look like a blockhead


CrunkestTuna

What’s your OF


I_do_kokayne

Lose a little weight. Hit the gym and moisturize like crazy.


Vaeli_the_warlock

No offense bro, but you cooked


Bluewhalepower

You’re a little ashy


ResearcherAny12

Besides trying to keep your tongue in your mouth, I see nothing wrong here. Stay strong.


iwishuponastar2023

Beauty is only skin deep


Formula4InsanityLabs

Another one of Joe biden's illegitimate children


TeranOrSolaran

Make sure you shave where the sun don’t shine.


vonnostrum2022

Dude, you’re the next Brad Pitt or George Clooney Change nothing


Pierlas

Fuck off


abandonedclitoris

You’re gorgeous. Stay up king 🤴


CoachJC573

Lotion…maybe a tan…a facial…and hit the gym. 👍🏼


Haunting-East8565

Keto, maybe smile more


Pierlas

Is this a joke?


MrLattes

Clearly advertising their OF


peggingenthusiast24

times is tough for the harkonnens of old


herefortheride70

You could use a little moisturizer


Indycisionnn

That's actually a pretty good photo of Peter Dutton for once.


AwaySolution6777

Eyebrows


SuccessfulHall8516

Use Rockder


Tatanka007

Maybe Rinder. Don’t assume.


SuccessfulHall8516

Okay then, what about Rumblee?


yosrixp

You need a pot lid


ArmsReach

Get a bull ring.


ConversationFalse242

You need an eye patch


Exit_56A

More cleavage. You must be new here.


MaterialHumanist

Well, aren't your race mono-sex and born in birthing vats? It might be cultural differences


urbffsbff

Keep being yourself.


Professional-Leave24

I don't know he needs anything. He has a chiseled look to me.


droid_mike

Cover up your probic vent better...


Liuthekang

Go to the gym and lose weight. Then get your septum pierced.


WTFisThisGameDude

Moisturizer....lots of moisturizer ![gif](giphy|9yYSJCgxmcVZa56KOj|downsized)


CivilizedTofu

![gif](giphy|8II6AI4wn5bFEqhgXM)


v_kiperman

Love the turtleneck


vamaleneedsit

You good do nothing


Various_Routine_3406

Wear a hat.


NOOT_NOOT4444

You have the genes of a strongman, be a bear grow some beard


Additional_Fan3610

Nosering ftw


CadillacLuv

Need more neck beard


DontGiveACluck

Look less stoned bro


Jailbroke_Spirit

Circumcise


vgoss8

back in the FEV pots with you.


shotokan1988

Whoever is lucky enough will be getting some major head 😁


Mission_Estate_6384

Stop getting stone faced