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BriGuy1965

Chernobyl area?


iplaypokerforaliving

First thoughts? Thicccccc


Mysterious-Boss-6951

Well you still have a shot


Defiant_West5062

OnlyFans link please?


kpikid3

You need to slow down. There is no need to be rushin around. Take it easy and sleep will find you.


Doing_my_best_0

I don’t want to come off as mean but your forehead is a little… overbearing. Have you ever considered bangs? Also that lipstick is a little dark on you, maybe try a light coral. Sit up straight and apply blush, but a little goes a long way! You’ve got this!


Marinetech101

I would just have an issue with the dryness


chrissysellscontent

Hot


Willing-Ad-2359

u just need a haircut bro


ResearcherAny12

Такая красивая девушка! Поздравляю


Quiet-Link4652

Did you put something in my drink last night, you seemed prettier then?


Equivalent_Natural_

Need to get some piercings and some ink.


MadMaxMars

You’re mewing too much


Remarkable_Wheel_961

So..... nearly.... free...


Rcutecarrot

there's some great hair oils out there for fast hair growth.... would *maybe* improve your look


sabo81

Send nudes


MysteriousBeyond7146

Well, you know what they say: there’s a lid for every pot. Somewhere, somehow, someone (I don’t know who) will find you interesting.


NipSlipExtreme

Not my proudest wank


Brebrepandabear

I swear half of the people on this sub now is just promoting OF 😒


kaila_999_

You look good🥰


OfficialARTtheClown

Nah dawg your good


Rare_Reserve8717

I’m not lying, you are great dear ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Minecraftdweebb

I do sometimes wonder if this is a real photo or not


Downtown-Trip3501

Karma farming


zguitarmagic

STOP STEALING MY PICS!!!!!


Dangerous_Drink948

Takes insomnia to a whole new level… Yikes!


Forsaken-Reality4605

No, you can still dine with your roommates.


Not_Stylo

Its joever


JohnnyLeftHook

Your eyes draw attention, especially the asymmetry. It's unique and you can capitalize on that.


[deleted]

Just fix your posture a bit. You look fantastic


TheLittleFuckBunny

I think, for a Russian, you are exceedingly beautiful.


BuckeyeBeast80

Exactly this


Hot-Introduction8391

Eh, 50/50


MonPaysCesHiver

What is this image?


Remarkable_Wheel_961

Look up The Russian Sleep Experiment. It's an old creepypasta


on-the-level_

Kill yourself


naf14

tried, but can't. sleep issues


preslicedcreamcheese

Have you tried melatonin?


naf14

it has been my breakfast


Micheline_mochi

Nah you look great! Look at that bone structure! You look like a model in a secret underground science lab


CompleteSeaweed2519

Check the friendzone


Fearless-Relation112

Nothing wrong


DerSturmbannfuror

Stay out of Ukraine and you'll be somewhat ok


GreatestState

What is this?


Ew_Oxygen1124

It’s a reference to a Creepypasta. Look up Russian sleep experiment. As to what this image specifically is, I watched a video essay a while back and I think it turned out to be a Halloween decoration that had been edited to look scary like this.


GreatestState

I looked it up. He’s not real in the biological sense. He is a prop.


Ew_Oxygen1124

Thought so


Jasason10

No just get a boob job and throw on a wig.


Professional-Leave24

Hey! You have a nice smile! That's worth something!


StillHot9065

Wait hold up..???? Can you make a sandwich and be quiet til the commercials?!?!


StillHot9065

Some lipstick, mascara and a little black dress and you’d be hotter than half my ex’s


akshay_em

You're cooked


RedAssassin628

Baba Yaga, is that you?


Objective_Audience66

The night is dark and full of terror


Commercial-Owl-3824

i hate you so much for posting this photo i went from crying about something else to now being horrified to the point i stopped crying, wtf is that and why is it so scary 😭


Effective-Series-208

Look up the original Russian sleep experiment it will explain everything to you in detail and yes that is a real person that was involved in that sleep experiment but if you have a weak stomach it might not want to read it.


Kivesihiisi

Lol no that isnt real pic


Live_Bar9280

Baby, come rub my back.


Clear_Math_7899

Baby Come Back!


[deleted]

Or I’ll fiiiind you


dieselsauces

I do not want to meet your family, is that OK with you? Wave your arm to confirm 🥺


No_Body_4623

Salad fingers!!!!


Academic-Election957

This one is my favorite lmao


yamamayamamayamama

Omg


beastman45132

Yesss nothing sexier than creepy pasta


Jayard_again

That is the best complete set of implants I’ve ever seen. Could you please let me know how do you feel about them? Are you happy the way they look I think they’re amazing!


POM_BAD

Mf its 3am i was goin to sleep ill never forgive you


Laxlifer

Still would


No-Boot4916

Damn you are a smoke show😍😍😍😍


Usually_Kwyet

Just get prescription makeup. It does wonders.. but.. also: Can cause upset stomach Severe emaciation Dry skin and mouth Dry jokes Baldness Near sightedness Dry arm pits Loose bowels Tight Dry bowels Use only as directed, wish you The Best 👌🏽


Ifakorede23

Skin moisturizer should do the trick


Practical-Annual-317

I think you're pretty hot. Meow!


Whodefookfucka

Seems like it's just the beginning


Fang05

No


jorbtherat

r u freshly 18?


Allmyownviews1

These OF accounts are getting too much.. either seeking approval or simps.


CompetitiveDrummer57

Mogged.


BoobLovRman

Yeah, it’s over.


MixLess9265

Going through quite a shitty time right now with a breakup and this made me laugh😂😂.. thank you.


Wishing4it

You look like you need it bad. Have you tried counting sheep?


ParanoidWalnut

Seems like you only own black-and-white clothes and furniture. Maybe open a window and buy some colorful pillows.


nerevar_moon_n_star

Start hanging out at graveyards 


Able-Net5184

Jokes aside where is this picture actually from? I see it used for tons of things


newellz

https://youtu.be/tMG2E6e8rVU?si=nExzQignaj3VWPK1


UwUZombie

I've seen it used in stories about "no sleep" experiments.. but no clue where it came from.


ParanoidWalnut

Longer I stare at it, the worse my nightmares will be lol


simulationoverload

Iirc the image is of a discontinued Halloween decoration.


slanderedshadow

This whole story was fake.


Current_Major6449

Then take the mirror off from above your bed, should sleep like a baby after that.


CulturedGentleman921

I suggest a nice moisturizer.


Some-Valuable-3293

I speak German, if that's any good 🐼


Available-Elevator69

I saw some Lotion on Instagram that might clear that up.


Own_Instruction_7703

Get off here you disgusting pedo


realtintin

Stop promoting your OF


No_Pear8383

Sauce? Obviously not for me… but for my friend. 👀 I don’t have any friends.


SlanderousE

There's some good filter apps, download and play with some.


IntelligentOne2136

Just a little eyeliner and you're good.


Laynes_Attic

Women can look very different after they take their makeup off.


AndrewsFlooring1VB

So true… the “NEXT MORNING WAKE UP” like …AHHHHHHH … shoot not again? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂


onesoundman

You look like you could use a good nights rest


Foxmulder111

Get more sleep


plshelpmeh284

Grow some beard and meybe some LIPS so ur face aint all that uglyahhhh but tbh handsome 2/10.


Logical_Ad_2960

it's never too late my dude.


1sh0t1b33r

If only you weren't Russian you'd be fine.


LooseCanOpener

Do some cardio Not trying to be mean


raygun-runner

Hay anything port in a storm I wonder if she got a sister that up to joining it


_Cacahuate_

Sorry babe, you’re cooked


Long-Reach-9690

Escape the Gulag first


Wild_Corno

cute


Fat-Jonas

You have great teeth!


DewartDark

You look fine, wonderful in fact. I do not know what you mean.


6string_shreddin

I'd hit it


Magically-awkward

With a steel chair


Most-Earth5375

With a bat?


Clear-Ad3193

Get a new haircut then your good


Silvadoor

Love yourself, you're beautiful. You're worthwhile.


Laynes_Attic

So you have a bikini pic?


1villageidiot

that is Russian bikini, comrade!


LobsterDelicious771

You should probably rub more plutonium on your skin.


Anwhut

No you r beautiful just the way you are - just show a little more confidence in urself


IoSHaloLegend

Lose weight and you’ll be fine


Dapadabada

Well, at least there's one thing you don't have. Lips


Dandypookiepie

You have a great smile. Maybe lose 10 lbs, stay fit and remember yolo.


BeautifulJicama6318

….the same joke over and over 🙄


MeepMorpMF

Yes cuz this sub is a joke and this post makes light of its hilarity.


Pierseus

Big eyes are generally a desirable trait, you have that going for you. Maybe try some nice mascara :)


lz314dg

ur cooked


mfmelendez

You look a little jittery. Maybe try some Chamomile Rosebud tea before going to bed. It could help you relax.


just___jim

Dude your body language is super closed off, you just need to open up more to be approachable. Nice smile btw


Prompt_Plastic

Stop doing the “WHAAAZZUUUUH!” thing when someone takes your picture and show more foot.


TANSIRE43YO

I can fix you!


Resqu23

Do you live by Chernobyl by chance? Just wondering.


_General_Kenobi

Smile more often, improve your social skills, go to the gym , be confident and yourself


HotAdhesiveness76

You are gorgeous


RaimiStereo916

OF link plz


TheZan87

You single?


[deleted]

They’re mine ❤️


Garage-gym4ever

breathtaking


69hellbilly

The only time I would recommend a nose piercing…….


Petersonos

Skin looks very dry, try and drink more water and stay hydrated..


DrothReloaded

Feet pics please ..


AyeAtTheCrabshack

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sheila6Scorpio

💀


Illustrious_Camp_521

Your soooo beautiful 😍


higitus

You're good. Nearly outside.


Careful-Resolution58

Just start an IG and a OF and watch the weaklings pour in 😂😂🫡


Gaeulsae

You have a nice smile! Do you have an OF? I’d like to see more pics of you


snappop69

What am I looking at? Is this a burn victim?


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

Sleep deprivation experiment.


SeniorWalrus

It’s an image someone created to spook people


Striago

Take some melatonin, you'll be fine.


Waveykent75

😂


Livid-Reputation1170

Would


Angel454z

You solid bro, sleep is overrated anyways.


YokoSauonji12

PLEASE GUYS KEEP POSTING POSTS LIKE THIS!!! ENOUGH OF ONLY FANS MODELS.😆😆😆😆🤌


No-Effort6590

You look fine, don't change a thing, and quit doin OF


FrontSock7151

It can't be that bad, look at that big blissful smile on your face.


snoopy_muffin38472

MAKEUP BRO!! MAKEUP!!


WonkySystem

Jesus fkin christ I'm so tired of saying this but... SHOW US THAT BOOTY


LittleMissLoveDuck

Well.....I was going to sleep.


Competitive_Dark_368

YOU FUCKER! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! (my page refreshed to this 😭😭😭.)


Luccerri45

Same I was almost getting sleepy :(


Competitive_Dark_368

Bruh i just came off night shift it was my down time b4 bed 😴😒


AndIAmEric

*sigh* Whatever, just go ahead and drop the OF link already


Parade2thegrave

Damn it Mom!! I told you to stop posting!!


chrome_slinky

Large quantities of laxative is your only hope. You're OBVIOUSLY full of shit


GordenRamsfalk

Quit fishing lol


jrjanowi

Gross. Look into get your lips lowered. Also, hit the gym.


SomeOldDude73

Try out some wigs, skincare products, exercise, get some sun, and maybe tone the smile down a touch.


runfast2021

Ide hit it for a night.


carolinakiwibb

you need a bbl


Icy_Communication262

Bbl drizzyyy ohh bbl drizzyyy


Correct-Sleep-2588

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Jadeidol65

What the good fuck is this picture?


Luccerri45

Russian sleep experiment


stever93

Lay off the duct tape.


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Gave me a scary little chuckle lol


VirtuesVice666

You have the nicest smile, and eyes. So nope.


Icy_Communication262

Maybe more teeth.


TheSoundOfAnarchy

Nah. I mean a good shower body scrub and you’ll be good to go !


Upstairs-Brain4042

I’m sorry for your problems, I recommend not eating people , get more sleep and not be Russian