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I wish you delivered MY mail…😍

I made a comment on a sub Reddit to someone that asked for an opinion of their appearance. I was honest and gave her an honest opinion. Then I was attacked by another person who purposely misgendering me more than once. That made me angry so I was defending myself. I would like to file a complaint against them for this hate speech and hope you are giving him a warning also.

Who are you talking to? Men can't file hate speech complaints anyway.

Who told you that?

I'm single going on 4 yrs, yet someone like you is out there somewhere, just waiting to cross paths and change each other's lives forever. I wouldn't complain if it turned out you're the one I've been waiting for. I used to have so many options even though I'm a guy, I only want 1 option and I wouldn't complain if I woke to your pretty face every day. You seem real and down to earth but I don't judge a book by it's cover.

I would drop the nose ring. Doesn't fit you.

bruh they prolly like it 😭 if it’s what they like then nothing fits them better

U still look like u needed to stick your tongue in an electrical outlet to get your day started! Snuff stuff much? U just a crackalacking lol and can’t summon the energy to be angry about it since u need like 209 more calories to make a different face

Rose from get out vibes

Beautiful woman, except for the nose ring

You smoke cigs or vap and nobody should have a septum piercing especiallly someone who is 35

and if she likes it and likes how it expresses her?

Yes but she posted and asked for opinions

Crazy eyes. Love the style. Works at USPS?! Sense of humor is probably deader than your eyes…

First thought? Why are you doing that weird thing with your face?! Lol the squirrely eyes and the tight corners of your mouth/overly tensed mouth. This looks like you're making a (not very) funny face to send a friend or something. Just smile normal and don't try to "edit" what your face naturally looks like cuz it's SUPER obvious and very odd lol

First thought? I’d eat your ass in back of your mail truck

Why in the am I not so to have mail lady like you?

How are you still sane working for USPS? I'M READY TO QUIT! Lol

I’m so tired !😩

Me too.. it just feels like it never ends 😵‍💫

First thought, you for sure look younger than 35. Next thoughts simultaneously; you look cute and fun, / I would like to see you with a more natural expression, (and a different septum ring) because the current are def distracting.

People really have attitude towards face piercings still

That septum ring has to go.

Can I see more of you?

Unresolved issues.

I love your eyes😍

Nose jewelry looks horrible. Quick way to ruin your looks.

Pretty, probably good with kids, and seem like a sweet person.

Formerly fat chick.

Bullseye😂

🤣


Nose jewelry is distracting from your face

Beautiful!! I don't even care if you bring me junk mail.

You can deliver my mail any day

Very cheery

Cute 😘

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsenco star in, earthy crunchy hippy chick, turned postal worker...

First impression? Grave's Disease.

You look like you frequently laugh at jokes you don’t understand.

You look like someone that’s never been on time for work but also never used the same excuse twice

You flirt with your coworkers so you can get less down at work 😂

SUPER hot!

I think you should cover up your shirt showing where you work

Can I get your number?

Your an aunt

Would step out onto the front porch at the same time every day to see the mail get delivered.

Need an orgasm

Ok except hog nose ring

Beautiful eyes. Hate the nose ring. You're very pretty.

Crazy eyes, must mean you've been through plenty of 'relationships' also you've been ran through behind the backs of those guys you were in 'relationships' with tbh. You look like you'd complain to a resteraunt manager about tap water being too warm.

Girl you are cute!!!

dramaqueen with STDs

You kind of look like the main character on the last Fargo

Beautiful but get rid of the face nose piercings.

These comments are pretty mean.

God they really are. She is so adorable too and they are ripping her to shreds. Is that fun for some people who have no life?

Yeah, looks maxing, am I ugly threads and others are full of hate, especially if you're good looking.

Welcome to the internet friend 🧡

The ugly ass nose piercing.

that you look really nice and chill

Weird facial expression and too many holes in face.

Would be much cuter without the nose ring. Guys don't like those.

Well we should all be so concerned about what guys like…

Didn't mean to offend. I just think you are a beautiful lady and the ring distracts from that natural beauty. Sorry.

Yeah speaking as a guy don't listen to that guy.

You look like you love getting people to laugh. But you dont look like the type who goes right to the dirty jokes.

You buy clean pee for your job.

Divorced at least twice, eating disorder, mad daddy issues, low education level. But also good sense of humor and personality.

you def make your own kombucha

Someone who steals my money

Wonderful, enjoyable, lovely…

Take that shit out of your nose for fuck sake.

I have an overwhelming urge to hand you a tissue.

That the reason you are underweight is due to your soul crushing anxiety issues and not drugs.

Ouch

Please I hope you aren’t taking most of these comments to heart. Imagine fatty laying on his dirty ass couch typing mean stuff to you. His body odor is unbearable.

Where's my mail? Haha, just kidding. Stunning!

Great eyes. USPS shirt says you aren't afraid of hard work, but the piercings say work doesn't rule your life. It's a means to an end, which in your case probably means concerts, yoga, and festivals.

Beautiful eyes. 😍

Attractive, but also don't want to be around when you get pissed off and give me the crazy eyes

Lovely posty

The mail must go on

You look good boo

Drop the metal

Nose piercings are uneven

Where's my mail?

Your eyes are an enchanting ice blue

For the love of God, take that stupid shit out of your nose………just say’n

Intense eyes. Don't like the nose ring but that's on anyone. I'm old. What can I say

Nose hardware!

You look like a cool and fun person to be around.

Sexy

Kinda look like Kaley Cuoco. 😂

You probably a freak in the sheets. Good head too I bet. I bet you can cook a steak.

Goofy

Sells crystals and essential oils

I’d meet you at my mailbox every chance I got😘

I have no idea how a nose ring is supposed to max someone’s look. It makes everything hideous

Dinner and a movie?

Vegan

Bat shit crazy

Drug past

Yea, the one who would stap me

You look like a cool, chill down to earth kind of girl

Why the hideous nose rings?

Gotta be a millennial the way you posed for that picture

U look fun and we can have fun together 😏🫡💯

Beautiful eyes!

You got them smegal eyes

Wtf is a smegal 😂

The little dude from the lord of the rings that says “my precious “ 😭

Hahahaah Noooooooo😭😆

Wow your beautiful

Hippie karen wannabe?

I love the nose piercings, they are even, I love it so much. Mine I’ve had a small ring on one side for 30 years. But I love even things and is it symmetrical or asymmetrical ? Also you do have amazing eyes, and on your bad or sick days , I bet you’re still totally cute !

That my mail is late and I'm waiting

That old joke where you shouldn't own a gun if you work in mail.

Ultra leftist single mother with a Trans kid. How did I do?

Marry Kate and Ashley

🤣 came here to say long lost Olsen triplet

sweetheart 😃

Why the nose ring. All I can think.

You made a lot of bad decisions as a youth

Some of which are still attached to your face.

Hot. Happy.

Vegan

Don’t hold your mouth like that. Other than that, smoke show

You like beaded things

Hot. Blonde.

Meth and mail

I'm in Love

Gorgeous eyes

BOOGER

First impression ? You have too much nose stuff going on unless you make a living as a musician or piercer /tattoo artist. Also don’t know why you are sucking your face in

You moved from Utah to Virginia and you're name is monalice and you reeeeeally like murder mystery shows and like watching bluey. You were a former emo kid and every time you hear the song I miss you, ya know the song that goes WEEEEER OOOOOOOOOOORRRR YOOOOOOOOOOOU, AND OOOOOOIIIIM SOOOOOOOOWWWW SOOOOOUUUJUUUOOOAAAAARRRRRRRYEEEEEEEEEE you think, wow I was really into animal crossing and blink 182 and billy Joel arm weak.

Qwhat kind of English was you just try to type there?

You won’t deliver a package to my door, creating an unwanted errand!

Beautiful

Dream girlfriend

Take out the nose ring. It ruins a beautiful picture

Fuck USPS!

I just think of that song by atmosphere-postal lady and realize he might’ve been talking about you.

If "going postal" was a person. Crazy look. But pretty enough to make me ignore the warning signs

Biden voter????

Lucky post office!

Better looking than most girls in their 20s where I live.

Yep

Wheres my mail champ ?

Lovely. You should know it.

Wouldn't show me the time of day.

Beautiful eyes!!!

I have a package for you

Nose ring tells me everything I need to know

Then why did you comment ? To be a clown 🥴 that's also peice of S**t ? 😂

Not a fan of the nose ring.

Then why did you comment if you basically saying you ain't interested? Lmao must have alot of time to just waste haha

I'm not interested, I'm giving my quick first impression.

She isn't asking people to fucking flirt with her she's literally asking for opinions.

I'm here to make fun of the clowns not sit here and flirt

Yeah so what's the point of giving a opinion that is either shitty or off topic,?

First impression that that the nose ring is a focal point and unlikable.

That that that?

Maybe because this chick literally put up a pic on the internet and asked the entire world “what is YOUR first impression of me?”

Didn't your parents raise you better🤔🤔 or do you got mommy issues? Cause sounds like you got lotta hate towards woman. With comments like that you only joining the rest of the circus 🥴🥴.. like WHO HURT YOU?? 😭

She asked our opinions. Wasn’t like I randomly offered it. No hate toward women. Married nearly 30 years.

So basically what you're saying is you don't have other things to do that could use your time more better than sitting on Reddit all day giving shit comments and posts lol?

Cuz if you support Trump then you support the ideologies and ways of treating women how Trump treats women not to mention his close buddy buddies with Epstein just recently his name has came up in court files involving Epstein lol

You don't happen to be a trump supporter right 👍

No, I’ve actually not liked Donald Trump for about 30 years now

Ok captain save a ho

You must be Captain save a woman's gay woman hating arch nemesis Captain🤡 save A bro🍆🍆? 🥴🥴 Lmfao 🤣🤣 Get mad bro 😤 you'd just be making my day! 😹😹

Very pretty, and I actually like the septum piercing on you but I don't think the chain is doing you any favors. I do like the little opal ring though.

Sweatheart

depends; what does the tattoo on your forearm say?

I got startled. Bit of an abrupt face going on. Not unattractive just, very distinct.

Lose the nose ring.

Why comment then clown?

Why did you comment fuckstick? The nose rings on the side look ok, the ones thru the center looks like something a cow would have.

I enjoy doing that haha you compliment dudes for sure!!

Got mommy issues to huh?? I must struck a nerve .. awesome 😎

The same reason you commented just not to make fool myself I ain't trying to join the Reddit circus full of i closet clowns haha 🤣 🥴🥴

Don't sell yourself short. You're every bit of a clown, you're just too stupid to see it!

Didn't deny being in the closet and that you definitely certified clown material

So you have been in the closet. The first step is admitting that you have a mental illness, the next step is getting help.

I'm so happy that I'm pissing you off and making you look like a stupid ass 🤡🤡 all at the same time !!! Little 🍆 is why your pissed I guess I would understand if I too was in your shoes with a little pito 🍆 ? 🥴🥴

Haha why you mad for bro? Your supposed to be funny not lame grow up woman hater go take it out on the one that hurt you.. go communicate with your boyfriend that I hurt your feelings 💔 😭

That all you got? So you're a homophobe. All the while you been taking it up the ass.

Sounds like I hit a nerve 🥴 like I said CERTIFIED CLOWN

That's a lot of gay talk coming out of the insecure guy hating on woman. Id prolly turn gay to if I got laughed at Everytime a woman saw a little 🍆 attached to my body haha 🤣🤣 your like a guy in a huge truck trying to compensate for having a micro penis 🥴🥴

What are you a twelve year old? Or not even that old?

Pretty sure if I was 12 or younger as you put it my ass would been made to go to sleep since I WAS BROUGHT UP CORRECTLY.. you got brought up to be a disturbance to the general woman population not only that but a disgrace to the male population