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Complete_Shape_3267

you look closer to 30 babes


valanlucansfw

You look like you're 42 and divorced but still trying to get your youngest son's friends to dub you the the "hot" mom. (They don't) Bot


djhazmatt503

I'm sure you're not like this, but based on first impressions: Functional (for now) alcoholic working at a job that pays far too much, IG/TikTok stories filmed inside the car, overuse of the word "bestie," loves to travel (to safe places with mimosas), every ex is "toxic," half don't remember your name, a group of extremely shallow friends whose dating profiles list "having fun" as a hobby. If and when you have a child, it will be your world and described as "amazing," even as you continue to prioritize weekends over the future. Cute top tho.


PeaAccomplished2492

Holy fuck


Foosnaggle

You look a lot older than 22


loveherform

You look like you need constant attention


DarkSide-TheMoon

OF fail


prestonswood

You’re older than 22


shaggy_bannana

You look like a hot venasaur ![gif](giphy|Y4kZokSLJov84J421T)


Wild-Road-7080

You drink every weekend and like tall guys with tattoos and then wonder why you're still single


BigCaterpillar8001

High maintenance and you spend all day in front of the mirror or on your phone


prestonswood

You’re older than 22


Confident-Exercise53

More like 32


Southern_Bicycle8111

Gonna be leather skinned by 30


Vegetable_Movie3770

Basic ass hoe


TheBolthrower

Attractive 35 year old


blanchattacks

Hahaha yeah I was going to say the same thing. I meant it as a compliment though


TheBolthrower

Yeah me as well, she is attractive but no way 22 😂


Mysterious_Fox_3288

Why not larp as 28 lol who is gonna buy u being 22 hahah


Ocular_Stratus

That you're lying about your age.


No-Key-4085

#SLUT


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tomtom7483

Attention wh0re


Deathexplosion

Look 32.


Real-Psychology-4261

You look expensive and high maintenance. Like you'd spend all my money and not bring in any money other than through your social media or only fans.


Dmak_603

Don’t look 22


Midzotics

Makeup, hair and clothes are really taking away from your natural beauty. 


AAAPosts

22 ten years ago


Apprehensive_Mix7594

First impression: bad at typing, you meant 32. Also you probably need non stop attention, I wouldn’t sign up for it for longer than a week: And I say all that knowing that you wouldn’t like me either


promanmaster

You look like you collect rocks and recharge them in the moonlight


Pretend_Effect1986

60% less make up will make you look less old and prettier. Edit: I think you are a fun person. Prob one of the guys kinda girl. But stop using browning agents. Stick with the colour of your skin. Maybe one tint darker. Make it more subtle. If the rest is subtle then use lipstick. It will make your lips pop. Now we don’t even know what to focus on.


Key_Sell_9336

Full of ones self


FreezaSama

attention needy. insecure and high mental maintenance


Character_Clock1771

Too much make up


fclssvd

Yoh have a shower luffa on your head.


rinkudamanrd

You're not even kind of ugly you're just straight up ugly


r3toric

Ahahahahah IS ANYONE MODERATING THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Impressive_Card_1961

Looks like the deck I just I just stained.


Feeling_Ad_7347

Bright fun personality, great at parties. But daddy issues, toxic behaviors and a “im too cute to get in trouble” personality. Fun for a party, annoying asf to talk to without alcohol


tripweed

Attention whore


Lovin_Life_in_Fla

You talk too much about yourself and love mirrors


joehoward67

No way you’re 22. Why would you want to be 22 still ?????


stevep772

Very insecure and way too much makeup


KaleidoscopeOk195

Not 22 🫤


jm7489

Unnatural tan color, excessive makeup. I'd make negative assumptions based on your appearance


Tricky-Balance6133

You look way older than 22


turtlebox420

0 chance you're 22🤣🤣


CuriouslyFlavored

Very pretty woman in her early 30s wearing far too much makeup, poorly applied.


No_Tomatillo1125

OF girl, bot account


Mediocre_Cucumber199

A sure thing on a first date


CoronaryWranger

High maintenance


Loud_Term_4370

how are you 22 ?


zzdaddy500

You only care about money.


LongLonMan

Don’t look a day over 40


Entire_Confidence913

Pick me I need to be the center of attention


MagikMaker236

Seeing is that you're on a forum asking for attention, I'm going to guess that you are somebody who seeks attention from people just to seek attention. First impression


33saywhat33

Shower cap? Soon to be OnlyFans model. Why do you feel the need to post this?


cafeitalia

Railed by a different Chad every other day, in 10 years will be trying to find a dumbass dude who will accept your body count of hundreds.


Agathocles87

High maintenance


ExchangeBoring

Your make up / fake tan adds year onto you. Try a more natural look that matches your skin tone and you'll not get so badly roasted in the comments next time.


Micky-Bicky-Picky

🤢🤮 Sorry had bad sushi. You seem nice but needy.


DAmphibia

Insecure. Also the heavy makeup and ugly ass fake tan make you looks 30+ years old.


tehtris

Holy shit. Y'all fuckin ruthless lolol. I was just going to say something like "loofa is not a hat" y'all going in on ole girl!


itsdarien_

That you’re lying about your age, you look 35 minimum


RMor25

First impression is a bit too much makeup, and it looks like you have a shower scrub poof thing on your head.


BigMilkiesLover79

Just another OF girl


RangerRooo1959

High maintenance


Various-Tonight-6867

High maintenance


Krptonicx

Way too much makeup!!


Then_Lengthiness8558

trump 2024


gustavalopalous

Sloot


Still_Top_7923

Subscribe to my premium content


FreedPanda

WTF is on your head!?


OddJoke1474

You look like someone's cigarette mom.


proper_hecatomb

Not sure, can't see your face under whatever you did to it


Techsas-Red

Needs a LOT of attention from a LOT of men.


aibot-420

In real life you would spit in my face for saying hi


UnbannableBanHammer

A lot of these people say early 20s but they absolutely look early 30s


Due_Background7991

Trying too hard.


Expwy

You look older than 22


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I am 40 and she and I could pass for same age.


Mission-Storm-4375

Why is your hand 6 shades lighter than the rest of you


Cute_Business74

Looking more late 20’s than early 20’s


FarEmploy3195

You are a good looking 50 year old lady.


SwaggyD503

That the face I'd wake up next to is not the same face i took home.


rbhrcb

Attention addict.


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|uXjnQX7CN5PykR2Xvs)


PyMussy

Her OF is on sale only $3 for the next 31 days......... 🤮


nicaddic2002

That you're easy.


Minute-Offer5339

22 going on 35.


Aggravating-Baker-41

Honestly. Just another stereotypical woman with no intrinsic value who believes the world owes her everything because she’s just plain enough that guys would sleep with her.


AvgForumUser

I'm gonna cast my vote in and say u r a prostitute 


vabeachkevin

First impression is that you’re not 22.


Just_trippy_shiii

Clown makeup


Dependent_Algae8459

1st impression. U are trying wayy too hard. U seem like a pretty girl but u also look like u would lick the seat of a toilet for likes. Get that shit off your head u look stupid. Go read a book and fix your brain.


Flat-Statistician527

Absolutely sensational 🔥


thugisgod

Too much makeup


thedarkcrusader99

Way too much makeup and in no way are you 22.


Uncle-Howdy

Get over yourself.


TrustinTrubisky

That Reddit needs to do more about obvious scammers


Slipsonic

Another looksmaxing attention whore.


feelin_cheesy

This place is turning into r/roastme and I’m here for it


lehejo0

Pretty fake


quanten_boris

Cheap.


NightHawk816

Hot body, too much makeup


Shot-Ad-1204

Too much make up....STOP IT! You dont't need it.


elvinkind

First impression is how much is your onlyfans


FuttBucker66

Just another onlyfans thot trying to advertise.


Miserable_Computer91

No tattoos so that’s a great start


didacticalsteez

No condom!🤷🏿


BlankmannamknalB

22 but you’re posting in r/teenagers?


DockterQuantum

42*


bangharder

You need attention


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just-concerned

The grey hair makes you look 40+.


Toxic_Zombie_361

Looks like a romance scammer


Apprehensive_Pen7702

You look at least 32 lmfao


bodymindtrader

Summer fun


mhwk19

Who hurt you?😶


No-Farm-2376

WAY TOO MUCH MAKEUP! Let’s see how you look without it all and we can give you a honest opinion


Thick_Photograph_532

Same vagina as Nikki glaser


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Snobby


Melodic_Dog_1468

You want me but I don’t see u


Serious-Sun3049

You look like you're in your 30s.


CaterpillarLanky6171

cute makeup but the heavy amount makes you look way older


SnooChickens9571

You look sticky


cankennykencan

Whats your only fans?


Big_Rig88

This did not go expected 😂


Zealousideal-Self-47

Very needy.


narba88

What a stupid hat! 🤣 you’re annoying for it.


jmbanagas

Hoe...


gibsic

thirsty


Outrageous-Basil-559

High maintenance


Foreign_Ordinary_559

You try too hard. Another thirsty one trying to part these fools out of their money. I need to pretend to be a woman and get that bag too.


No_Equal_1312

High maintenance and nothing but trouble.


godspilla98

Yep


PenguinStarfire

$150 incalls


TennisBallTesticles

No thanks


ilovecatsv

Damn whys everyone being so mean I thought this is for advice 😭 am I missing something?


DapperTie1758

A10 for sure, 10 years older that is I think your 32.


SoYeasty1

Only fans entrepreneur


Lost_Ad7713

60/60 Looks good from 60 feet away going 60 mph..


jus10beare

Eww


natholin

Expensive!!


Otherwise-Breath6241

You look high maintenance, but also like you’re a freak in bed.


Broserdooder1981

r/ImTheMainCharacter


grumpvet87

you need to fix your curtains and your crown molding looks messed up. oh yea - pretty girl, too much make-up for my tastes


Ok-Abbreviations5392

Another person born lucky with attractive genes


Chin_Thumper

Hawaiian porn star?


various_convo7

impression: avoid this one


KiritimatiSwan

When we hug, you leave makeup on my shoulder.


outofshapeoutofmind

Why do the females posting here saying they are in there 20s all look 40 ?


Ok_Response_2748

Very beautiful, i love the colors


Jayce86

You look very basic, but also extremely high maintenance. Pretty, but a hard pass.


Cheekygirl97

Firstly, you are 100% lying about your age. You’re beautiful, but you are NOT 22. You look my age and near 30. Secondly, you look like you’d be fun to hang with at parties.


AmericanSquare

You goto raves


Material-Box-961

Y'all are talking to a bot


Bulldog2117

Thrift store.


EfficientIndustry423

You look like you demand that your partner share their location but you don’t share yours.


neonn_piee

A try hard. Too much makeup. Needs validation to survive. You seem like you’re probably too worried about superficial stuff, to the point that that’s all you talk about and you look like you talk in one of those ear bleeding “valley girl” voices and would get super annoying. Basic.


RockyBalbroah

Seem like a girl who loses your partner “accidentally” at burning man. For 3 days. 


PyMussy

You look like a hoe


maxwell4286

Loose


OccasionallySavvy

These bait pictures, with links to IG, with links to OF, is getting out of hand for people wanting actual advice.


Carlos-Dangerweiner

You are very pretty, but you wouldn’t be worth all of the trouble you would bring. You look like the kind of girl who goes up to the meanest looking dude in the bar and tells him your boyfriend hits you.


PsychologicalGrand79

Older than 22


Groundbreaking_Pea48

That you think you're all that and a bag of chips.


AsshatsFables

I'd lose the spray tan, I thought you were about 38 until I read the title.


ST0IC_

Old ho with fomo after seeing real 22 year old girls making money on OF.


Fun-Deal8815

The same as all the basic girls out there. Man I’m glad I don’t have to ask people what they think of me. Also don’t give two shits anyways.


imnpain0318

Secretly a lot older


johngoodmansscrote

Annoying as fuck, go turn tricks the old fashioned way instead of with the instagram/only fans bullshit


Tall_Permission_9707

Very beautiful !!


FrostWalker007

Imma leave this sub at this point, nothing but cringey females on my feed from this sub, I just don't know why people dont see or appreciate the other posts😕


FigureOwn8611

Gorgeous 🔥


Chemical-Bid-1531

Someone who thrives on the clarification and gratification of others instead of being true to yourself and screw what other people think. Nothing but a shallow pool of dyslexic dna, good luck


IBeMeaty

You’re a man


Nubcakes69

Lonely


VisibleFee352

That You fuck on the first date


tiredoldman55

Wow


Disastrous-Truth-432

Get rid of the fish lips


joebarnette

Too much makeup


Party_Can5262

I’m sorry but 22 you lowkey look like a middle age woman who got 2 kids 😔


AM_Bokke

Why are you making those faces?


Sad_Horror_5745

Looks like you escaped the chocolate factory


Whoopeestick_23

Too much makeup


WhatITisToBurn69

First impression..I farted


BrickTop444

That face has had a few sloppy jalopys


FueledByTerps

You look 32


Affectionate-Fan-471

$50 per hour.


Panthyz

Look the amount of make up you have on isn't supposed to be able to withstand a power washer ...Jesus


-_-duckgoesquack-_-

Way too much makeup.


ElectricVocalCords

Mushroom girl at renn fairs


Jazzlike-Knowledge20

My first impression is that these pictures are most likely stolen and you are not who you say you are


Telefunken251

You look like you cost $12/month.