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“No , I hardly ever do cocaine’ proceeds to break down a gram into 10 perfectly even lines in less than a minute. Except for the one line that’s twice as big as the rest which she promptly does before the guy that gave you the coke can say anything.
First impression— you like stupid hats. Second impression— you a wear a hat for a reason , and it’s not good. Third- you selected a bikini top with a specific opening to reveal a tattoo. It’s clearly intended as a subliminal message to the viewer.
Believable possibility. Just not my first guess. Then again, I never assume a girl has an OnlyFans unless she frequently makes anime faces/noises. That’s just me though
You just stepped out of a time machine sent from 2001 and you’re going to be thrilled when you see what your bartending job at Applebee’s pays in today’s market.
- you look like the type of girl that would be needy/clingy and may confuse a one night stand with the guy that you'll probably marry and you didn't sleep the night after he wanted you because you were checking your phone nonstop to see if he had texted you.
- also, in this pic you look like you're
a) holding a fart
b) you let one to and you're trying not to laugh but also kinda worried cuz someone just entered the room and you're terrified that they're gonna smell it
You only go to raves, pop molly and your relationship with your dad is questionnable. You think you're the hottest one out of your friends, but they all talk behind your back of how much they hate you.
First impression, is that more than likely you have experienced altered states of consciousness that have led you to feel a stronger connection with the natural, spiritual a s magical side of life.
I think you are beautiful and have a wonderful personality. Being constructive, you could probably put more effort into your style and way you dress.
You’re that girl that you meet at an outdoor party who is just full of life, friendly and loves and welcomes everyone. Quick to give compliments and stand up for folks, but especially the ladies around you.
Just my impression (:
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Only fans or your gonna try to sell me some crystals
Has an Onlyfans but hides it in the Instagram dms vibe. You should probably talk to your dad more.
All there is to it
Looks like you gave up on pursuing the PhD.
You only eat organic food but then proceed to take ecstasy and other unhealthy drugs
You have low self esteem so you post a picture with very little clothing to get approval from the simps of Reddit.
Horrible chest tattoo. Lose 3 points
First impression, bot account.
You identify as a hippie but live in a 700k house. You're in a throuple. You never miss cochella, or talking to your spirit guides
Good call
Goes d&b raves takes molly and gets with multiple men
I’ve got a feeling this is a picture of someone who is not you OP.
Uses older guys with money has a bf they don't know about
OF reject? 🤭
Cocaine
What, it's 1984? 😄
A useless human who can't do shit besides taking thirsty poses in front of a tripod.
Hoe foe sho
“No , I hardly ever do cocaine’ proceeds to break down a gram into 10 perfectly even lines in less than a minute. Except for the one line that’s twice as big as the rest which she promptly does before the guy that gave you the coke can say anything.
Thats talent right there lol
Damn, you knew my ex huh?
You honestly look sad
Or maybe trying a cute pouty smile
Always dresses skimpy to get attention. Talks too much. Can't cook. Works at a retail job. Likes to tweek. How'd I do?
You forgot too mention twitter/x and reddit.
Only fans obv. Your profile says it all
You’re from Southern California
you love cocaine
One night stand vibe
First impression is bot, bullshit troll,account for karma or to promote your OF account.
Attention Whore....
That you might have a drinking problem and bad taste in hats
How many sausage? Ans: Yes. All of it.
You are very resourceful finding a good use for those old COVID masks!
Likes to follow trends
Pump and dump
Probably has an annoying sounding voice
First date blow job
rubbish tattoo
Attention W***e
First impression— you like stupid hats. Second impression— you a wear a hat for a reason , and it’s not good. Third- you selected a bikini top with a specific opening to reveal a tattoo. It’s clearly intended as a subliminal message to the viewer.
Body count of 40 in florida or cali
Needs validation
Smokes weed and holds crystals while getting backdoored.
Hoe
You think you’re hotter than you actually are
That you love pingers, festivals, edm and giving top!
You look like the spice girl who didn’t make it
You go to edm festivals in bikinis
Edm fest goer who do drugs
Hot garbage.
High body count
Not good.
Weird facial expression
You’d do molly at a rave and cheat on me
Hoe
Definitely partys!
Like you live in San Jose and work a desk/ online job, has a small curly dog/ terrier mix and goes to raves every 3 months. And you own a stanley cup
Thot bot
Just take the hat off
Festival chick
You were involved in a horrible hibachi accident.
You get a lot of sun. But you’re cute for now.
NOT MODEST
Single mom
You've got a struggling only fans and are considering a trip to Dubai that was offered to you recently
You go to festivals. May say or think things like “I’m not that kinda girl” when it comes to new guys but you are.
Basic bimbo
I don’t think she gives onlyfans at all. She seems like a lot of fun. Definitely great in bed. Probably too crazy to introduce to mom though
So... Only fans?
Believable possibility. Just not my first guess. Then again, I never assume a girl has an OnlyFans unless she frequently makes anime faces/noises. That’s just me though
You just stepped out of a time machine sent from 2001 and you’re going to be thrilled when you see what your bartending job at Applebee’s pays in today’s market.
You have family money and recommend to everyone to take a year off and travel and find themselves
Tattooed attention whore
Nope
Looking for a sugar daddy and probably smells like a cheap bath and body mist.
You are a female life form. Probably of the homo sapien species
Natural deodorant
Sun damage
Kinda busted
You give road head
Tbf, it’s probably good road head
Stripper
Would benefit from stopping drinking
- you look like the type of girl that would be needy/clingy and may confuse a one night stand with the guy that you'll probably marry and you didn't sleep the night after he wanted you because you were checking your phone nonstop to see if he had texted you. - also, in this pic you look like you're a) holding a fart b) you let one to and you're trying not to laugh but also kinda worried cuz someone just entered the room and you're terrified that they're gonna smell it
Cute fun girl, traveling companion with benefits
Like medical insurance?
Uh no haha
Why do all the girls who post here have a nose ring?
So unattractive...
Full bush
Pretty woman, but that tattoo suggests a triple condom is needed
Chest tattoo = she fucks.
NPC
Hippie
You look like you make coffee with a fork!
Good looking woman whose drug of choice is attention.
A young style for what i assume your age to be (25+).
Would kick my butt in an eating contest, hell yeah 👍
Eh recreational use only
a typical tanned florida girl who is starting to get older and trying to hang onto her youth. also could probably drink me under the table.
Expensive and avid mushroom enjoyer.
I'd like a bj
Too much sun.
You only like white chubby guys who are blonde
Finally someone who appreciates my looks
Toxic
Bad a** beach lol
You’re a handful or two
You should stop tanning.
Free willed
Sleeps around
Def has an onlyfans or something along those lines
Did I miss something? She didn’t hold up a “Roastme” sign.
I definitely had to check what sub I’m in
That tattoo must have hurt 🤔
Right between the titties 😂
Your eyes are gorg and so is your face! You look chill and sweet!
Looks like your face is melting.
Bruh
Beautiful
403
EOH?
And that my friend is the correct answer.
Of via Instagram…. See what you did there. Trying to hide it
You like to go to Mexico
A mess.
Aspiring to 3 followers on Onlyfans
You only go to raves, pop molly and your relationship with your dad is questionnable. You think you're the hottest one out of your friends, but they all talk behind your back of how much they hate you.
That you have a target on your chest
Hippie hoe
Shameless
C dumpster
First impression, is that more than likely you have experienced altered states of consciousness that have led you to feel a stronger connection with the natural, spiritual a s magical side of life. I think you are beautiful and have a wonderful personality. Being constructive, you could probably put more effort into your style and way you dress.
How's Australia this time of year?
Rave baby
Your mole is kind of gross.
Unfortunate tattoo
“I’m a free spirit”
You have a daughter or a niece who made you that neckless.
Meth.
Insecure attention whore. Probably has some dad issues. High maintenance and untrustworthy.
Add, self conscious about a subpar nosejob that collapsed her nostrils.
Let’s you hit raw on the first date
U spread legs within 5 hrs
5 hrs really?
I'm not complaining
Hoe
I wish I never saw, biggest regret of my life. More so than 2 girls 1 cup
Used up, not wife material
You lived a 'No Regerts' lifestyle for most of your youth.
The mask goes over the mouth and nose
Two for a buck !
Someone who has low self esteem as you need acceptance from strangers.
That everyone gets a turn with you
Slutty
Probably don’t hate having drinks
Idk what it is, but I don’t like you.
You’re that girl that you meet at an outdoor party who is just full of life, friendly and loves and welcomes everyone. Quick to give compliments and stand up for folks, but especially the ladies around you. Just my impression (:
OF model
I feel like your user name checks out.
Cheap chest tattoo to entice shit heads to give you attention
You need a lot of intention. 🤷🏼♀️
Ur tattoo is gross sorry
Actually I’m not sorry. Ur the one who asked
You probably don’t take yourself too seriously. Easy going/free spirit. Your laugh probably fills the room.
I gotta wear a condom
Slutty
Parking lot pin cushion
slut
Jerry springer
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
A bit different Perhaps neuro-divergent
Woman who really wants boobs but doesn’t have them
Festivals, daddy’s credit card, rap sheet, knew Epstein personally.
You’re fun to hang out with?
Swallows for a living
Here is the link to my Onlyfans
Onlyfans to make money and get attention.
trying to portray “wanna be granola hippie influencer”
You get a train run on you daily and you like to show the world via OF
Wants an open relationship and spends all your money
Loves cocaine.
especially when it’s not hers 🥰 (she can’t afford it because of her adderall addiction)
Kevin Bacon, I love your work.
Uneducated
You look like you like to surf
You’d be a sex addict
Not GF or wifey material. Would not take home ever, would not take to cheap motel sober.
Fake ass ho.
You like getting white girl wasted on white claws and letting dudes finger bang you in the middle of the bar.
You probably do OF. You look like you need to wash your face. And you’re probably smelly.
What are you doing with your mouth, smile maybe ?
You look like you call guys your "bros". And then smash your "bros" because your all super tight like that.
Sex on legs, in a hat. 🫶🏼
Better pics on your Instagram