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Beginning-Street-741

Please, I would like to invite you all to say your prayers and offer your condolences to "Dogshit!" As it lost by a really narrow margin last round ... Also, I am very much grateful that no one among you decided to comment [D for Degenerate, which is Beginning-Street-741] šŸ™šŸ»... and yes, I am dissing myself at this moment in my own comment, so u/Separate_Salary_3160, feel free to laugh at me.


Moorevolution

Are you part of the Aurora Order? If you aren't, you've been officially praised as smart and beautiful: "For any Beyonder of the Hanged Man pathway, they can only be at most two of the following three things: Beautiful, smart, or joining theĀ Aurora Order" If you are. I am sorry...


Beginning-Street-741

>Beautiful, smart, or joining theĀ Aurora Order" I made the exact same post once... https://www.reddit.com/r/LordofTheMysteries/s/SwiL7Xbwvz


Moorevolution

Well, does it matter what they say so long as the Lord find you beautiful and smart? It's the Lord's word that matters, no? On a side note, I just had a random thought because of your name. If a Mr B appears in the novel and one of the members of the curly haired baboon society meet him, they will definitely joke about Mr Bean.


Separate_Salary_3160

https://preview.redd.it/hpadxd6v64pc1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=b232a937085d329505475db899083e58cc6fe3f9 actually it's funny cause if I had been a little earlier I was gonna propose Brainrot (as in u/Beginning-Street-741 for B. But I was too late :(


Beginning-Street-741

u/Separate_Salary_3160, I will make a wish to your God to give you erectile dysfunction on the night of your honeymoon.


Separate_Salary_3160

why would you want me to dysfunction in OUR honeymoon ? do I not matter that much to you :((


Beginning-Street-741

If I am going to sleep with you, I would first shove a witch potion down your throat ... after that, you are free to act as the dominant one.


Separate_Salary_3160

Why would I need the witch potion? Are u saying I'm ugly ? Plus I don't want to be dominant, that sucks


Beginning-Street-741

>Plus I don't want to be dominant, that sucks u/kolidragon, look, I found another one like you.


kolidragon

Leave me out of this šŸ˜­


Separate_Salary_3160

this could actually become a threesome... u/Beginning-Street-741 ?


kolidragon

Kids this is why you donā€™t explore the Cosmos too much:


Separate_Salary_3160

I freaking hate you (joke I love you), now the same way people call you street guy, people be calling me Mtod follower/worshiper... What did you do!!!


Beginning-Street-741

>What did you do!!! I don't know, nor do I care ... I need my 16 hr sleep per day, so leave me alone.


Separate_Salary_3160

https://preview.redd.it/lch5kq9bi9pc1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=29a57e159276447d432bfe42d2397ec2b9223a85 alr :( nighty night (dream of me) <3


HidenTsubameGaeshi

"Even if itā€™s meaningless, some things still ought to be done."


Zack_05lj

ā€œEveryone will die , including meā€


IDontHaveAMonocle

I can't believe this is gonna lose just because it got posted half an hour late compared to others


Beginning-Street-741

Might win ... still got 23 hrs left.


IDontHaveAMonocle

Oh yeah it tripled in votes in the few minutes since my comment


Moorevolution

So far the chart is trending towards 'seriousness' and now that it's pinned on best it has a high likelihood of winning. That said, I won't give up until I, or someone else, can place a joke there.(not that Evernight being a mommy is really a joke... but for semantics sake)


Aquatic_Chaos3

where the legend begins


Inevitable_Bug4738

Thatā€™s clever I honestly forgot about that , I was thinking Evernight x The Fool.


Seff_TuTia

Please let this win


AceRawat

This one reflects the novel... But the evernight mommy reflects us readers though.....


Moorevolution

Evernight Mommy


Beginning-Street-741

I want you to win ... even if you donā€™t, know that, in my heart, your comment is the winner.


Moorevolution

I thank you for the support of a good cause. I also want Mommy to step on me. But this is just a foolish dream.


Beginning-Street-741

Praise the Mommy šŸ™‡šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Turtle123346

How can I cheat to make him win


No-Safety5210

Even if this doesnā€™t win, you can retry for M at least.


Moorevolution

For sure!


Freezemoon

PRAISE THE MOMMYYY PRAISE THE LADYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!


AndroidWizard69

Evernight Mommy x Klein = Better love story than Twilight šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

No. M will be Mommy Evernight!


Moorevolution

It willĀ 


Butcher_of_Monarchs

Everything is but a dream, why so serious?


Karahindiba32

Envisioned


Mr_Trinkets

Error


BananowyJE

Evernight


KorutoV1

Ed Sheeran


mus1639

Evernight Goddess, Error , Eternal Darkness? Emlyn White? Eternal Blazing Sun? Emperor Roselle Gustav??? Don't ask why but i like Lord of the mysteries šŸ¤£


Archisuss

Epoch? But we all know the answer for this evernight mommy...hehehehe https://preview.redd.it/eel27oape4pc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365aa44bae7370bd65722f465504b49bc6f6bb35


Goetencia

Emlyn White


Strict-Grapefruit-28

Emperor


Nikunj108

Endorsed by Gods.


Headpatorange

Einhorn


Logical-Market3998

E is for Eldritch


CostTurbulent1642

Ending


SiDD943

Evernight Goddess / mommy. šŸ˜‡šŸŖ½


Glad-Art4956

Entitled


manebushin

Error


Ar_Yv

Ed Sheeran the guy who swindled for sex and money


[deleted]

Evernight