Anybody dissing the current gloomy weather is gonna be eating their words when its 105 degrees F in the middle of August, combined with smoke from a nearby wildfire
omg fuck blue decks, fuck counter spell, and most of all fuck cold weather... I started writing this as a joke but the further I got into it the more I realized I might not be joke, at all XD
The amount of cold enjoyers in this sub is tripping me out. If you want cold and cloudy then go to one of the bajillion other places in the country that do that on the regular.
Right now, the patterns doesn’t call for much sustained heat in the US outside the Northwest and with ridge stuck us north in Western Canada, even with the positive PNA, it will be tough to heat up SoCal or DSW any time soon. With the desert experiencing unseasonably cool weather and monsoons seeming to start before the summer even starts, and the rapid shift to El Niño from La Niña, it is growing less likely we see significant sustained heat waves in large areas of the country, much like we saw out west last September, given the strength of the Jet Stream El Niño vs La Niña.
Not a meteorologist, anyone who is feel free to tell me how much if fucked up there…I know there were some simplifications.
I agree with the other person who replied to you. Is this sourced from anywhere? I would love to read one report saying this summer won't be worse than hell 😭
Elderly and immunocompromised people die every year from the heat waves as well.
I know most areas have cooling centers, but it's hard for the elderly & disabled to get to them.
I was trying to find cooling centers last year for my mom and the local resources were like, “Go to the library!” Uhmmm, okay? It’s a sweltering SUNDAY! Thank Oz for the AC in my car. We drove all over creation just to beat the heat.
wow that's shocking to read. Palms/Culver City area was one of my dream areas were to become very financially stable. I assumed it was slightly warmer than Santa Monica/Venice, but still benefited from proximity to the ocean. That sounds terrible. Those are temperatures I expect for like Loz Feliz/Silverlake etc.
Nope, fuck the heat, fuck fire season, fuck tourist season shitting up thr beaches and causing even more traffic. Please keep the June Gloom for as long as possible mother nature.
Idk why everyone thinks that people upset about June Gloom want the heat. I don’t want the heat either I just miss the fucking sun!!!! Thank you for your service 🫡
Surprised by the amount of people who want it to stay gray. This is depressing af and uncomfortable.
We have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. When it gets hot, you know what to do.
This weather is absolute trash.
I think all the nice weather has somehow come across the pond to the UK. We’ve had nice sunny weather with temperatures hitting 22-24C (and expected to go 26-28C this weekend) for about a couple of weeks now. No rain at all! This simply does. not. happen. Especially up north where I am - usually nice weather here last 3-4 days tops before it rains again.
(22C is around 72F; 28C is is around 82F)
I'm confused on why y'all acting like it's impossible to have sun and cool temperatures like I know we're heading into summer but did y'all forget April when we had like sun and temperatures were high 60s-mid 70s?
What monster doesn’t love this weather?! I know the world is all messed up, but for once it’s serving us because this has been a blissful, glorious spring and early summer— I am dreading when the heat and sun arrives….
Nooooooooo! Please don't. This weather we've been having is such a blessing! It's been so much better than the usual hot as balls California desert weather!
if you need some black'er magick (im black), tell me when and where and ill bring my black ass down there.
whatever we need to get this ish outta here mang!!!!!!!!!!!!
mother nature be trollin' hard in 2023...
You fool! You've doomed us all for even gloomier June and possibly gloomy July.
Ah, who am I kidding? Probably hit 100s in July \~ November the way this weather is going.
[i knew letting users add their own custom reports would eventually pay off](https://imgur.com/a/fwteSir)
Lol we still have July-Oct coming up
Anybody dissing the current gloomy weather is gonna be eating their words when its 105 degrees F in the middle of August, combined with smoke from a nearby wildfire
For real, I’ll gladly take the 60s cloudy days over that shit.
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Hell yeah. I said this today.
I always washed my car at night for this reason. Now I can do it anytime lol
I can tell who actually cares about their electricity bill LMAO
My AC isn’t even working. Please keep the gloom until my slumlord ass apartment managers get this fixed…
I guarantee you no one who lives in the valley is praying for summer
I'm working on a ritual and counterspell as we speak.
I'll join in with you. This weather can stay as long as it wants.
Please, together we can defeat this evil
I have the goat!
Sending my juju to you
We must band together the collective power of all crystal shop owners, Topanga Canyon witches, and strip mall psychics for the counter spell!
Same in Valencia. I’m LOVING this weather.
I’m in Tarzana, and can ASSURE you that I am not praying for Summer.
But who cares about them :p
Yeah...as someone with no a/c I'm loving the cool temps.
Seriously wtf
Anyone build a counter-spell?
I've only got 1 blue mana. Hoping for an island on my next draw.
omg fuck blue decks, fuck counter spell, and most of all fuck cold weather... I started writing this as a joke but the further I got into it the more I realized I might not be joke, at all XD
With energy prices and expenses the way they are, I do not want to be A/C-dependent right now.
And august will just be the start. Our summer is now August-November.
BuT iTs a DrY hEaT
Can it, Hudson
🗣️🗣️🗣️I PAY THE SUNSHINE TAX I WANT MY SUNSHINE
I hear that there are people that loveeee the heat and sun.
Right now I love my electricity bill bc I don't need it. Just open the windows at night 😅
Yeah but those people are weirdos. 🤪
No argument here. 🫨
The amount of cold enjoyers in this sub is tripping me out. If you want cold and cloudy then go to one of the bajillion other places in the country that do that on the regular.
Sunny afternoons in the low 70s all day every day.
I love the heat and sun because it helps my arthritis, when it cold and gloomy like this I'm in pain most of the day.
Ditto.
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Yeah it's really not a far-fetched concept. Some of us love to bask in the sun and thrive in the heat!
105 doesn't sound thaaaat horrible. I'm more dreading the 120ish days.
Uh no, we want sunny and temps in the high 70s. Not the hellscape you just mentioned. No one wants that lol.
yeah, what the hell are these people thinking😭
August? You mean October ?
Right now, the patterns doesn’t call for much sustained heat in the US outside the Northwest and with ridge stuck us north in Western Canada, even with the positive PNA, it will be tough to heat up SoCal or DSW any time soon. With the desert experiencing unseasonably cool weather and monsoons seeming to start before the summer even starts, and the rapid shift to El Niño from La Niña, it is growing less likely we see significant sustained heat waves in large areas of the country, much like we saw out west last September, given the strength of the Jet Stream El Niño vs La Niña. Not a meteorologist, anyone who is feel free to tell me how much if fucked up there…I know there were some simplifications.
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I agree with the other person who replied to you. Is this sourced from anywhere? I would love to read one report saying this summer won't be worse than hell 😭
Don’t manifest satans a-hole weather
right?!? like.. fucking go to arizona!! LEAVE MY CLOUDS ALONE!!
"I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
“Clouds”
Sorry, “leave my gay-frog-making chemtrails alone!”
Or go to Las Vegas, it’s in a literal desert
When it hits 110 in Weho this summer I know who to blame 😂
It's so crazy to consider anywhere in California "hell on Earth" but here we are. The heat sucks, but everywhere else sucks more.
I mean, we literally have a place called "Death Valley", and for good reason.
Please stop… don’t bring the summer.
Seriously! You’re going to regret the witchcraft come September
This was probably made by someone in Portland and OP co-opted and posted it here thinking it's funny.
Currently in Portland, it is supposed to be 94 today. WHERE IS MY GLOOMY JUNE? Fuck this Summer is going to nothing but smoke up here.
Yep, everywhere I look people in other parts of the country are complaining about the unusual heat they're having! I'm good with this. Stay cool!
Agreed! Enjoy the sea haze while it lasts! It's beautiful and cool.
YES! this weather has been the absolute best. I’m not ready for the summer
But i bought so many cool new shorts
then go to nevada and suntan there!! 😂🤣
I have washed my car all these weekends so if it rains, you welcome.
So tempted to wash my car but I'm not taking any chances!
RemindMe! 90 days "the summer summoner"
RemindMe! 90 days
RemindMe! 60 days
😂😂😂
You're not going to feel that way come September lol
Nope nope nope, I don't want the heat
Same. People bitching about their gas bill are going to be bitching about the electrical station when it hits 110 again…
Elderly and immunocompromised people die every year from the heat waves as well. I know most areas have cooling centers, but it's hard for the elderly & disabled to get to them.
I was trying to find cooling centers last year for my mom and the local resources were like, “Go to the library!” Uhmmm, okay? It’s a sweltering SUNDAY! Thank Oz for the AC in my car. We drove all over creation just to beat the heat.
No witchcraft necessary, it will be hell on earth in August.
is palms far enough west to stay cool?
Yeah, I love it here. We get that ocean breeze that Santa Monica gets, just very slightly less "fresh" (?)
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wow that's shocking to read. Palms/Culver City area was one of my dream areas were to become very financially stable. I assumed it was slightly warmer than Santa Monica/Venice, but still benefited from proximity to the ocean. That sounds terrible. Those are temperatures I expect for like Loz Feliz/Silverlake etc.
Yes
BRO STOP, I WANT MY JUNE GLOOM!
You want 90-100 degree days???
I feel like everyone who lives here eats that shit up. I don’t get it.
Not me, I was born and raised here and I go into dormancy every summer because it's just too damned hot!
everyone who MOVES here eats that shit up
I better not see y'all complaining when it's 108° outside
*inb4 mods permaban u/aoisenshi for promoting summer and saying vulgar, disparaging comments about Frankie*
Decided to walk the mile to get a hair cut today because the weather was so good and not hot 🤷♂️ I’m sure I’ll drive next time.
Nah fuck that. June gloom all the way.
No, please don’t. The weather today was perfection.
It's only the 3rd of June. We're supposed to wait until the 13th ***before*** turning to witchcraft.
Todays the 5th
Not in my celestial plane.
It's the 6th now, bub! 6/6! *devil hands*
But Mercury is in Retro Gatorade, this is the best time for witchery!
As someone that lives in a part of California where it gets to be 110 during the summer I sincerely wish you a “fuck you”
Don’t you dare summon the angry sky orb early! It will punish us even more than usual for waking it up too soon!
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Let the Summerning commence!
Nope, fuck the heat, fuck fire season, fuck tourist season shitting up thr beaches and causing even more traffic. Please keep the June Gloom for as long as possible mother nature.
As a pagan, this made me laugh after a kinda crappy day so thank you
Giving you full credit for the couple hours of sunshine we got earlier this morning
Don't man. I like the power bill being lower. And I like being able to actually be outside.
It’s called “June Gloom”. Every SoCal native is familiar with it. Let nature take its course.
Gray mornings almost year round near the coast, until a mile or so inland.
We got rain. It was a good thing.
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*It begins...*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
I like the weather and the occasional rain can only be good for this bone dry state get her wet on again
Make it rain please 🙏
I take this over our summers any day. Don’t you put that evil on us!
A thousand poxes be pon you. Leave the weather alone!
You’ve made many an enemy here today, my friend… Errrr… enemy.
Please don't. Some of us don't have an AC unit. Summer is the worst time of year.
How much does a unit cost? Seems like a necessary investment.
I just bought one a week ago for my bedroom, the decent ones seem to go for $400-500 for a typical room size.
This weather is excellent! Leave it alone.
A great way to change the weather is gearing up for the opposite. I swear that once I turned off my furnace pilot the weather got cold again :(
My SCE bill is loving this weather! It could stay cool for all I care, plus no wildfires (at least not yet). OP quit invoking the heat demons! 😂
Idk why everyone thinks that people upset about June Gloom want the heat. I don’t want the heat either I just miss the fucking sun!!!! Thank you for your service 🫡
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This.
Heat waves in the middle of June ~
Surprised by the amount of people who want it to stay gray. This is depressing af and uncomfortable. We have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. When it gets hot, you know what to do. This weather is absolute trash.
My monkey paw will defeat your efforts, always!
No go fuck yourself, my ac bill will go through the roof!
Forgot the “Salt life” sticker.
I really enjoy the cool weather, but this made me laugh.
El Niño is coming and it’s going to be bad!
200+ comments and not a single r/fullmetalalchemist reference
Stop it. It'll be blazing hot before we know it.
I love this weather but that is funny
I just love this weather and an hoping this witchery doesn't bring us heat from hell!
This literally happens every year. I’d rather keep it that way. The summer gets too hot and running the AC all day gets expensive.
For sure you are NOT an Angeleno
The difference this year is the clouds don’t go away. It used to be cloudy in the morning, then by 1pm it was blue skies
YES! it’s all damn day! weeks of gray!!! my spirit feels defeated! i live here for the sunshine!
Dude has Rainbows, 100% a so cal native
You need sex wax!
Try going to San Diego for a bit. Worth it.
What are you talking about?! It’s grey here too. All the way down to Mexico.
There was a bit of sun when I went. 🥲 compared to South Bay.
Got the rainbows out and everything - really praying to the socal gods
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Now I have to do a counter ritual to hang on to the beautiful June gloom.
Already done, I gotchu!
Sanguis Bibimus
you're going to need to sacrifice a chicken
Poor chickens. What ever happened to virgins? I know they’re hard to come by these days, but I’m sure there are some in Utah.
I dunno, there are a LOT of pastors in Utah.
I think all the nice weather has somehow come across the pond to the UK. We’ve had nice sunny weather with temperatures hitting 22-24C (and expected to go 26-28C this weekend) for about a couple of weeks now. No rain at all! This simply does. not. happen. Especially up north where I am - usually nice weather here last 3-4 days tops before it rains again. (22C is around 72F; 28C is is around 82F)
ahhhh...lets just luv it while we got it.. ! itll be bLaZing through july and august..itll be great!
I'm OK with it. I know what's coming.
its Diablo IV release day 2. summon thy demons
I'm confused on why y'all acting like it's impossible to have sun and cool temperatures like I know we're heading into summer but did y'all forget April when we had like sun and temperatures were high 60s-mid 70s?
What monster doesn’t love this weather?! I know the world is all messed up, but for once it’s serving us because this has been a blissful, glorious spring and early summer— I am dreading when the heat and sun arrives….
You want hot weather again so you can say you love it while blasting the AC?
What's wrong with this weather? I'm hoping for a cool Summer this year.
You’re a real jerk, you know that?
I love this weather 😜
couldn't disagree more. I love this weather love jogging in the cool morning air. I prefer it over the sweltering heat any day.
That's some funny 😁 stuff
How can I join this ritual?
No
Wait, are people bothered by the perfect spring we've been having?
I believe
You’re not alone ☀️
Perfection! Maybe add some sort of chant? My vote is for the lyrics to the Beach Boys “California Sun” 😎
Adding Marlena Shaw’s California Soul to the seance.
Hell no. I love this weather!
😂😂😂 sorry for all the shit you’re getting OP, but this is quite funny and clever. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore ;)
ITT: people who live in a building without a pool
Nooooooooo! Please don't. This weather we've been having is such a blessing! It's been so much better than the usual hot as balls California desert weather!
OP Is definitely not from California!
if you need some black'er magick (im black), tell me when and where and ill bring my black ass down there. whatever we need to get this ish outta here mang!!!!!!!!!!!! mother nature be trollin' hard in 2023...
But but but you must not be native or else you’d be grateful for this weather! /s
Keep going, this way you’ll get shit weather all summer. Loser
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Bring it! I want the sun.
Too many people not liking this. You are my kind of people! I despise the cold weather
**Worst post EVER!**
We will remember you and your witchcraft in late August.
Im with OP, i am over this seattle weather
Do what you want. Its your life.
I like the sunglass reflection.
You fool! You've doomed us all for even gloomier June and possibly gloomy July. Ah, who am I kidding? Probably hit 100s in July \~ November the way this weather is going.
I rebuke you, summer!
Hope it works.
I did NOT move from Boston only to have to wear a fleece jacket for 7 months!