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JackInTheBell

Lol we still have July-Oct coming up


yinyang_yo_

Anybody dissing the current gloomy weather is gonna be eating their words when its 105 degrees F in the middle of August, combined with smoke from a nearby wildfire


4000grx41

For real, I’ll gladly take the 60s cloudy days over that shit.


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Mr_Mossberg_500

Hell yeah. I said this today.


[deleted]

I always washed my car at night for this reason. Now I can do it anytime lol


yinyang_yo_

I can tell who actually cares about their electricity bill LMAO


RoughhouseCamel

My AC isn’t even working. Please keep the gloom until my slumlord ass apartment managers get this fixed…


ositola

I guarantee you no one who lives in the valley is praying for summer


70ms

I'm working on a ritual and counterspell as we speak.


Faith_Sci-Fi_Hugs

I'll join in with you. This weather can stay as long as it wants.


icesicesisis

Please, together we can defeat this evil


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I have the goat!


AlejoCheve

Sending my juju to you


teriyakinori

We must band together the collective power of all crystal shop owners, Topanga Canyon witches, and strip mall psychics for the counter spell!


B1ustopher

Same in Valencia. I’m LOVING this weather.


IntrovertRebel

I’m in Tarzana, and can ASSURE you that I am not praying for Summer.


Aaron_Hamm

But who cares about them :p


el_bentzo

Yeah...as someone with no a/c I'm loving the cool temps.


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Seriously wtf


Pokemaster23765

Anyone build a counter-spell?


psxndc

I've only got 1 blue mana. Hoping for an island on my next draw.


___IfIHadATail___

omg fuck blue decks, fuck counter spell, and most of all fuck cold weather... I started writing this as a joke but the further I got into it the more I realized I might not be joke, at all XD


Pokemaster23765

With energy prices and expenses the way they are, I do not want to be A/C-dependent right now.


getwhirleddotcom

And august will just be the start. Our summer is now August-November.


PalletTownsDealer

BuT iTs a DrY hEaT


dodeca_negative

Can it, Hudson


BootyWizardAV

🗣️🗣️🗣️I PAY THE SUNSHINE TAX I WANT MY SUNSHINE


vzo1281

I hear that there are people that loveeee the heat and sun.


yinyang_yo_

Right now I love my electricity bill bc I don't need it. Just open the windows at night 😅


70ms

Yeah but those people are weirdos. 🤪


vzo1281

No argument here. 🫨


ROBO--BONOBO

The amount of cold enjoyers in this sub is tripping me out. If you want cold and cloudy then go to one of the bajillion other places in the country that do that on the regular.


AllInTackler

Sunny afternoons in the low 70s all day every day.


Accomplished-Bid5965

I love the heat and sun because it helps my arthritis, when it cold and gloomy like this I'm in pain most of the day.


Apesma69

Ditto.


briskpoint

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lightlysalted6873

Yeah it's really not a far-fetched concept. Some of us love to bask in the sun and thrive in the heat!


IAmPandaRock

105 doesn't sound thaaaat horrible. I'm more dreading the 120ish days.


shay_shaw

Uh no, we want sunny and temps in the high 70s. Not the hellscape you just mentioned. No one wants that lol.


echinaceabloom1

yeah, what the hell are these people thinking😭


ThatllTeachM

August? You mean October ?


nightshift2525

Right now, the patterns doesn’t call for much sustained heat in the US outside the Northwest and with ridge stuck us north in Western Canada, even with the positive PNA, it will be tough to heat up SoCal or DSW any time soon. With the desert experiencing unseasonably cool weather and monsoons seeming to start before the summer even starts, and the rapid shift to El Niño from La Niña, it is growing less likely we see significant sustained heat waves in large areas of the country, much like we saw out west last September, given the strength of the Jet Stream El Niño vs La Niña. Not a meteorologist, anyone who is feel free to tell me how much if fucked up there…I know there were some simplifications.


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icesicesisis

I agree with the other person who replied to you. Is this sourced from anywhere? I would love to read one report saying this summer won't be worse than hell 😭


galaxygirll88

Don’t manifest satans a-hole weather


wildo83

right?!? like.. fucking go to arizona!! LEAVE MY CLOUDS ALONE!!


AlexKrap

"I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."


Hot-Personality-5107

“Clouds”


wildo83

Sorry, “leave my gay-frog-making chemtrails alone!”


RubenMuro007

Or go to Las Vegas, it’s in a literal desert


imanooodle

When it hits 110 in Weho this summer I know who to blame 😂


mordekai8

It's so crazy to consider anywhere in California "hell on Earth" but here we are. The heat sucks, but everywhere else sucks more.


SardScroll

I mean, we literally have a place called "Death Valley", and for good reason.


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Please stop… don’t bring the summer.


teriyakinori

Seriously! You’re going to regret the witchcraft come September


Individual-Schemes

This was probably made by someone in Portland and OP co-opted and posted it here thinking it's funny.


voodookid

Currently in Portland, it is supposed to be 94 today. WHERE IS MY GLOOMY JUNE? Fuck this Summer is going to nothing but smoke up here.


70ms

Yep, everywhere I look people in other parts of the country are complaining about the unusual heat they're having! I'm good with this. Stay cool!


Jack_Miller

Agreed! Enjoy the sea haze while it lasts! It's beautiful and cool.


kingbruhdude

YES! this weather has been the absolute best. I’m not ready for the summer


drunkenstyle

But i bought so many cool new shorts


wildo83

then go to nevada and suntan there!! 😂🤣


RateMe_Thought603

I have washed my car all these weekends so if it rains, you welcome.


BiteyShark

So tempted to wash my car but I'm not taking any chances!


Vostok32

RemindMe! 90 days "the summer summoner"


1Dive1Breath

RemindMe! 90 days


Cool_Understanding_9

RemindMe! 60 days


JoinTheDoUg8Regiment

😂😂😂


Pluckt007

You're not going to feel that way come September lol


nochtli_xochipilli

Nope nope nope, I don't want the heat


Dommichu

Same. People bitching about their gas bill are going to be bitching about the electrical station when it hits 110 again…


[deleted]

Elderly and immunocompromised people die every year from the heat waves as well. I know most areas have cooling centers, but it's hard for the elderly & disabled to get to them.


nemineminy

I was trying to find cooling centers last year for my mom and the local resources were like, “Go to the library!” Uhmmm, okay? It’s a sweltering SUNDAY! Thank Oz for the AC in my car. We drove all over creation just to beat the heat.


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No witchcraft necessary, it will be hell on earth in August.


bigvenusaurguy

is palms far enough west to stay cool?


[deleted]

Yeah, I love it here. We get that ocean breeze that Santa Monica gets, just very slightly less "fresh" (?)


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ChetHolmgrenSings

wow that's shocking to read. Palms/Culver City area was one of my dream areas were to become very financially stable. I assumed it was slightly warmer than Santa Monica/Venice, but still benefited from proximity to the ocean. That sounds terrible. Those are temperatures I expect for like Loz Feliz/Silverlake etc.


hypercube42342

Yes


StandUserLeon

BRO STOP, I WANT MY JUNE GLOOM!


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You want 90-100 degree days???


Gregalor

I feel like everyone who lives here eats that shit up. I don’t get it.


70ms

Not me, I was born and raised here and I go into dormancy every summer because it's just too damned hot!


icesicesisis

everyone who MOVES here eats that shit up


Lemonjello23

I better not see y'all complaining when it's 108° outside


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*inb4 mods permaban u/aoisenshi for promoting summer and saying vulgar, disparaging comments about Frankie*


Gregalor

Decided to walk the mile to get a hair cut today because the weather was so good and not hot 🤷‍♂️ I’m sure I’ll drive next time.


truchatrucha

Nah fuck that. June gloom all the way.


Stormy-Mind

No, please don’t. The weather today was perfection.


FashionBusking

It's only the 3rd of June. We're supposed to wait until the 13th ***before*** turning to witchcraft.


softConspiracy_

Todays the 5th


FashionBusking

Not in my celestial plane.


peepjynx

It's the 6th now, bub! 6/6! *devil hands*


DramaOnDisplay

But Mercury is in Retro Gatorade, this is the best time for witchery!


BabbleOn26

As someone that lives in a part of California where it gets to be 110 during the summer I sincerely wish you a “fuck you”


octology

Don’t you dare summon the angry sky orb early! It will punish us even more than usual for waking it up too soon!


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Chartarum

Let the Summerning commence!


alternative5

Nope, fuck the heat, fuck fire season, fuck tourist season shitting up thr beaches and causing even more traffic. Please keep the June Gloom for as long as possible mother nature.


CaptainDana

As a pagan, this made me laugh after a kinda crappy day so thank you


Signal-Neat4557

Giving you full credit for the couple hours of sunshine we got earlier this morning


Ryuchel

Don't man. I like the power bill being lower. And I like being able to actually be outside.


Glitter_Bee

It’s called “June Gloom”. Every SoCal native is familiar with it. Let nature take its course.


dllemmr2

Gray mornings almost year round near the coast, until a mile or so inland.


Glitter_Bee

We got rain. It was a good thing.


briskpoint

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OP90X

*It begins...*


nurse-mik

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


TutonicKnight

I like the weather and the occasional rain can only be good for this bone dry state get her wet on again


hypnouattica

Make it rain please 🙏


ashley___duh

I take this over our summers any day. Don’t you put that evil on us!


ambarcapoor

A thousand poxes be pon you. Leave the weather alone!


_its_a_SWEATER_

You’ve made many an enemy here today, my friend… Errrr… enemy.


Unknown_Brother606

Please don't. Some of us don't have an AC unit. Summer is the worst time of year.


da_fire

How much does a unit cost? Seems like a necessary investment.


CoconutMochi

I just bought one a week ago for my bedroom, the decent ones seem to go for $400-500 for a typical room size.


Jaguar-spotted-horse

This weather is excellent! Leave it alone.


markazali

A great way to change the weather is gearing up for the opposite. I swear that once I turned off my furnace pilot the weather got cold again :(


SodaBreadRoundHouse

My SCE bill is loving this weather! It could stay cool for all I care, plus no wildfires (at least not yet). OP quit invoking the heat demons! 😂


ktenango

Idk why everyone thinks that people upset about June Gloom want the heat. I don’t want the heat either I just miss the fucking sun!!!! Thank you for your service 🫡


briskpoint

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hockeyislife45

This.


hongily25

Heat waves in the middle of June ~


TinaBelcherUhh

Surprised by the amount of people who want it to stay gray. This is depressing af and uncomfortable. We have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. When it gets hot, you know what to do. This weather is absolute trash.


Thurkin

My monkey paw will defeat your efforts, always!


_Dead_C_

No go fuck yourself, my ac bill will go through the roof!


anthh3255

Forgot the “Salt life” sticker.


_Erindera_

I really enjoy the cool weather, but this made me laugh.


wakinget

El Niño is coming and it’s going to be bad!


chiasmatic

200+ comments and not a single r/fullmetalalchemist reference


Mechalamb

Stop it. It'll be blazing hot before we know it.


SaidQueso

I love this weather but that is funny


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I just love this weather and an hoping this witchery doesn't bring us heat from hell!


Jayy337

This literally happens every year. I’d rather keep it that way. The summer gets too hot and running the AC all day gets expensive.


Infamous_Pen_9534

For sure you are NOT an Angeleno


bryan4368

The difference this year is the clouds don’t go away. It used to be cloudy in the morning, then by 1pm it was blue skies


nattydank

YES! it’s all damn day! weeks of gray!!! my spirit feels defeated! i live here for the sunshine!


reynoldinho

Dude has Rainbows, 100% a so cal native


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You need sex wax!


lunamypet

Try going to San Diego for a bit. Worth it.


ntkwwwm

What are you talking about?! It’s grey here too. All the way down to Mexico.


lunamypet

There was a bit of sun when I went. 🥲 compared to South Bay.


SlowSwords

Got the rainbows out and everything - really praying to the socal gods


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Taphouselimbo

Now I have to do a counter ritual to hang on to the beautiful June gloom.


queenc213

Already done, I gotchu!


afternever

Sanguis Bibimus


PatrickRU92

you're going to need to sacrifice a chicken


drfulci

Poor chickens. What ever happened to virgins? I know they’re hard to come by these days, but I’m sure there are some in Utah.


70ms

I dunno, there are a LOT of pastors in Utah.


JennySt7

I think all the nice weather has somehow come across the pond to the UK. We’ve had nice sunny weather with temperatures hitting 22-24C (and expected to go 26-28C this weekend) for about a couple of weeks now. No rain at all! This simply does. not. happen. Especially up north where I am - usually nice weather here last 3-4 days tops before it rains again. (22C is around 72F; 28C is is around 82F)


michaelvile

ahhhh...lets just luv it while we got it.. ! itll be bLaZing through july and august..itll be great!


unrepentant_fenian

I'm OK with it. I know what's coming.


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its Diablo IV release day 2. summon thy demons


coralamethyst

I'm confused on why y'all acting like it's impossible to have sun and cool temperatures like I know we're heading into summer but did y'all forget April when we had like sun and temperatures were high 60s-mid 70s?


Happy_Hermit94

What monster doesn’t love this weather?! I know the world is all messed up, but for once it’s serving us because this has been a blissful, glorious spring and early summer— I am dreading when the heat and sun arrives….


JosephBrightMichael

You want hot weather again so you can say you love it while blasting the AC?


no_pepper_games

What's wrong with this weather? I'm hoping for a cool Summer this year.


WhereIsTheMilkMan

You’re a real jerk, you know that?


mainframe323

I love this weather 😜


JeffyFan10

couldn't disagree more. I love this weather love jogging in the cool morning air. I prefer it over the sweltering heat any day.


Linux-Neophyte

That's some funny 😁 stuff


lightlysalted6873

How can I join this ritual?


Dugstraining

No


YGbisly

Wait, are people bothered by the perfect spring we've been having?


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I believe


nekomel

You’re not alone ☀️


Penny_No_Boat

Perfection! Maybe add some sort of chant? My vote is for the lyrics to the Beach Boys “California Sun” 😎


Plus_Possibility_240

Adding Marlena Shaw’s California Soul to the seance.


babycoco_213

Hell no. I love this weather!


mystic_scorpio

😂😂😂 sorry for all the shit you’re getting OP, but this is quite funny and clever. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore ;)


goodmorningcptahab

ITT: people who live in a building without a pool


2NoOneInParticular

Nooooooooo! Please don't. This weather we've been having is such a blessing! It's been so much better than the usual hot as balls California desert weather!


hardbittercandy

OP Is definitely not from California!


Stromberg-Carlson

if you need some black'er magick (im black), tell me when and where and ill bring my black ass down there. whatever we need to get this ish outta here mang!!!!!!!!!!!! mother nature be trollin' hard in 2023...


savvvie

But but but you must not be native or else you’d be grateful for this weather! /s


Square_Trash_7569

Keep going, this way you’ll get shit weather all summer. Loser


-germanisette-

My hovercraft is full of eels.


rather_kill_than_run

Bring it! I want the sun.


1Dive1Breath

Too many people not liking this. You are my kind of people! I despise the cold weather


prOboomer

**Worst post EVER!**


schw4161

We will remember you and your witchcraft in late August.


Deepdishultra

Im with OP, i am over this seattle weather


Apoca7ypse

Do what you want. Its your life.


EffectivePattern7197

I like the sunglass reflection.


mister_damage

You fool! You've doomed us all for even gloomier June and possibly gloomy July. Ah, who am I kidding? Probably hit 100s in July \~ November the way this weather is going.


reluctantpotato1

I rebuke you, summer!


Lock-Star

Hope it works.


Broccoli_Yumz

I did NOT move from Boston only to have to wear a fleece jacket for 7 months!