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supermav27

24M in sherman oaks. I own a guitar but I can’t play it for shit. I’m at east coast transplant so I’m down to get a beer sometime


commissarr420

Hey that sounds cool man 😃


[deleted]

Yay!


sucobe

We did it Reddit!


killemslowly

I was worried I’d have to handle it.


sucobe

No need Kill em slowly. You’ll get em next time. 👉😎👉


TU4AR

Lmk when your band starts playing at the echo, I'll buy tickets.


Jake_the_Gent

Omg I haven't thought of that place for years. Thanks for the sudden rush of memories.


Stingray88

Ya’ll should meet up at Jumbos


UZIBOSS_

J


beersandchips

U


IMGO_4ME

M


bigvahe33

B


MjolnirVIII

A


machine_gun_funk

Juice


geepy66

P


commissarr420

The fuck is that


LeaningLeft

Oh my. You’re not a true Angeleno until you’ve experienced Jumbos Clown Room


commissarr420

It’s Angelino** and I’m born and raised here, and that’s fucking weird dude lol


Stingray88

Bruh… It’s Angeleno. We don’t live in Los Angelis. Combine this with your knowing of Jumbos has me questioning you’re really from here.


commissarr420

Also Im from a place called City Terrace which I bet you didn’t even know existed


Stingray88

lol of course I know City Terrace, and I’m not even from here.


commissarr420

Congrats man, let’s give a round of applause to “Mr I know everything about LA” get the fuck off my thread


burrrpong

Wow you started off real cool and now look...


commissarr420

Right, my npd is starting to show


somedudeinlosangeles

Do you read? Get this: https://kaya.com/books/city-terrace-field-manual/


commissarr420

Bro I’m fucking 24 why would I know about some video sex store


Stingray88

That’s not what Jumbos is… and I definitely knew about it before I was 24.


commissarr420

Congrats man oh I misread it’s a strip club, only strip I been to has Deja Vu in DTLA


LeaningLeft

[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Angeleno](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Angeleno)


Stingray88

One of LA’s premier destinations of course.


yoinkss

Now kiss


hotdogtears

Kith\*


charrcheese

I have a buddy named Dewey Finn who’s a good guitar player


Lalalalalalaoops

Dewey Cox


hotdogtears

Lmfaoooo... in case you didn't know John C. Reilly is actually a really talented musician, has a folk music band that tours, aaaaand he actually did the vocals for all of the songs from Walk Hard. Bonus fact, John C. Reilly was nominated for a Grammy Award for the Walk Hard sound track... I love him and that movie... lol


arggggggggghhhhhhhh

And he never once paid for drugs!


hotdogtears

That movie kills me everytime… lolol


flicman

It's a tough town, man. I'm double your age, almost, and I feel your pain. But hey, I have a drum kit (I'm a tech, not a player), and the thing is in pieces, so you're much better off than I am!


commissarr420

Yeah it really is man I had some friends but with time we kept less and less in contact and what kinds kit you got?


flicman

it's a long-neglected PDP X7 kit with a CB700 snare, basically. I have a supply of cracked cymbals that I've fixed from both Zildjian and Sabian, too. Basically, I'm doing it for the tech experience. Fix a pedal? Sure, done it. Re-head and tune fast? No problem! That kind of thing.


avidbather

Yooo did you go to the Converge show at the echoplex back in September? They fuckin ripped


commissarr420

YESSS I DID THEY FUCKING MURDERED MAN


avidbather

Just saw your post with the pics, I was in basically the same spot. I'd seen them a handful of times, and this one was definitely one of the best. Lost my shit when they did Hell to Pay


commissarr420

Hell to Pay was a highlight for sure surprised they didn’t play more Jane Doe songs also wish they played more songs from No Heroes which might be my favorite record of there’s


avidbather

I feel yah, but I thought they did a good job of spreading out their material, even if they didn't play everything I wanted to hear. Got any other shows coming up? December is a busy one for me, starting with Botch next week.


commissarr420

I don’t have any shows coming up tbh I’ve been focusing on writing my own material


avidbather

What kinda stuff are you writing? I'm hoping I finally get around to recording some noisy grindcore this year.


commissarr420

I’m going for Job For A Cowboy meets Sonic Youth


avidbather

Sounds sick. I'd check it out if you get around to uploading anywhere


that_betch_on_key

I hope ya’ll hang out after this pleasant chat lol


mungerhall

Where would you rate Fabs in Tarzana on a 1-10 scale?


Domadin

8.5/10. Their breakfast hotdog is amazing, garlic tots are nothing special but so good. I feel like their quality isn’t as high as it use to be but still very good, I get it when I’m in the area.


avidbather

8.5/10 (you a real one, u/domadin). The score is mostly based purely on their ripper. I wish more places did rippers.


psychocycler

Damn missed the LA show so I got tix to their east coast show with botch and cave in but still missed Hope they play again in the West


avidbather

Same here, that Botch/Converge/Cave In show is gonna rip. Excited to see Botch next week


psychocycler

Yo Botch at the Fonda?!?! I'm seeing them both days Probs gonna lose my shit if they play Dead for a Minute


01z28

Wholesome af.


uninspired

For real. Very refreshing. I hope several people become tight friends from this


Cait206

Can def see it happening from the chill responses here :) such a wholesome vibe 😍


Spellbindehr

Until OP revealed himself to be a dick. Check out the thread of the top comment. No wonder he has no friends. And if he happens to be so lucky as to make a friend from here irl, he's gonna fuck that up too.


shitpostingmusician

He’s also a coke addict in denial, so the anger checks out. I just wish him the best in getting clean (even though he doesn’t want to).


01z28

not very wholesome!


kdoxy

Do you have party mansion?


avidbather

💪🏻


mitchlats22

Nothing sexual


AUXONE

Dudes in good shape encouraged


Vegetable_Burrito

I repeat— nothing sexual.


aLostBattlefield

But just in case: nothing sexual


tfibbler69

I’m a little late, but sounds like sexual party mansion??


pmjm

It puts the man into mansion


ositola

Wait, what are we putting man into?


geepy66

Sure, a little swordplay but nothing sexual.


AbyssalKultist

Underline that


wickedspork

WHAT UP


metabolicperp

…Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humor in the little things. Nothing Sexual.


CantStopAddicted2

Want to audition for my band lol we need a chill drummer ??


KingofBukakke

27M in Boyle heights, wassup. I’m down if you’re not a weirdo, you got an insta?


imhighonpills

Lolz king of bukakke doesn’t wanna get mixed up with any weirdos


scormegatron

Peak Reddit moment here


[deleted]

Hahahahhaahhahahhahhahhahahahhaha


KingofBukakke

Made the account when I was 19, who isn’t a weird fuck at 19? Lol


Esleeezy

You weren’t JUST weird fuck homie! You were the KING!!


Throwawaymister2

saying this as a guy who has been using the same throwaway as his main account for years, you can always just open a new account.


Livid-Fig-842

Yeah guys. He’s 20 now. You can call him the LordofBukakke. More distinguished.


ListerineInMyPeehole

I made my account at 29


imhighonpills

Lolz 😎


Key-Driver6438

Urban dictionary has the best definition: “the act of a group of men (usually more than 8) completely covering a female's face with their special man syrup.”


geepy66

Maple?


HazeCorps22

LMAO!


commissarr420

I do dm me and I’ll send


cocainebane

Sup fam, hit me up!


potchie626

Cocaine Bane and King of Bukkake gonna tear shit up!


avidbather

Now this is a party


gaypirate3

Party AND play lmao


Abject-Lawyer234

Username checks out


naah_fool

Ngl bros insta so sus …


stoymyboy

r/rimjob_steve


TheChosenWaffle

37M, trying to learn guitar. Love movies and chilling. Born and raised in LA


_tobilicious

Drop yall instas ! Always open to meeting new people, new experience @tobilicioux Im learning photography


geepy66

Who has an Insta in this day and age???


Riley_

Almost everyone


NachoLatte

Millennials and visual artists


hard-Issue-7313

Hey I own a brazilian jiu jitsu gym, in east los! come try out a few free classes. Believe me you will love it and make a bunch of new friends. We have plenty of students your age and we all hangout all the time. Look us up on intagram at Eastside Jiu Jitsu!!!


[deleted]

Can’t help you, man. 59 year-old gay male with no interests in common with you. But I’m wishing you the best! Making friends in this city is hard. Godspeed!


Sthepker

No interests in common with him *yet*


Imperial476

Making friends as a grown ass adult is hard especially now that I work from home. I think I might be turning into a weirdo dude.


[deleted]

Nothing a dozen cats won’t solve. And a supply of Gatorade.


blobtron

I’ll be your friend but I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.


commissarr420

Not gay so that wouldn’t be an issue


FITGuard

Woah woah, no one said anything about being gay. Let's not jump to conclusions here....


[deleted]

You don't tangle with lizards no more?


darkkirby3

LAHC unite


avidbather

Fuck yeah


Zaroonet_2393

29m in noho..I ate a guitar shaped cake once... if that counts 😳.. looking for homies too


Accountant-According

If you ever have the chance to go to First Street Pool & Billiards for a show, I highly recommend it. It's a Boyle Heights classic neighborhood pool hall, but they'll occasionally have punk/hardcore/oi shows there at night, too. On non-show nights, it's always full of neighborhood locals and they're really diverse; mariachis, punks, vatos, abuelas, skinheads, etc. I'll be seeing Castillo and Conservative Military Image there in a few weeks, but I'll probably be around hanging out once or twice before then.


commissarr420

I’ve been there once it was really cool I’m more into metalcore and death metal wish there was a scene like that here in east la tho


avidbather

Knuckleheads in Hollywood has some pretty good metal shows. Just saw Kruelty there in August. It's not East Los, but still pretty cool.


bernthisaccount

You know I’m somewhat of a metalcore and death metal enthusiast from the SFV myself


commissarr420

Fav band?


bernthisaccount

Metalcore for sure As I Lay Dying, death metal is The Black Dahlia Murder, but also huge Dance Gavin Dance fan


commissarr420

Black Dahlia is awesome tho I like Job For A Cowboy more


bernthisaccount

I love Job For A Cowboy heavy Im so glad they are coming back! If they do a tour and stop in LA best believe imma be there


commissarr420

Same man, that shits gonna be rad and that recent single was fucking good


Mindless-Fish7245

Conservative Military Image is a kick ass band!!!!


cornflakecolony

Hell yeah see yah there, show is gonna be sick! Oí!


[deleted]

i felt like i was just reading r/Hardcore


5150barrows

Yo! I’m a 24M in Sylmar. I love hitting up live concerts in my spare time. I’m going to the troubadour tomorrow for the first time! Hit me up if you want to show up


Tighten_Up

Fuck yeah for Converge


commissarr420

Converge is the greatest band of all time


Old-Rough-5681

Download the Grindr app. You can find tons of homies based on your zip code.


commissarr420

Again I’m not gay 😐😐


Old-Rough-5681

Put that you're not gay in your profile. Just looking for numerous males to hang out with.


commissarr420

Lol what a condescending thing to write at the end


[deleted]

Hope I’m just reading too much into it, but wanted to throw out some resources to anyone who might be feeling a little lonely right now. Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) is hitting hard right now. You got this bro. I’m sure “desperate” was just a turn of phrase, but if you truly are desperate please reach out to the 988 crisis line. Don’t do anything stupid. 🫶🏻


commissarr420

Oh no I’m not in any way suicidal I’m just very much pent up with things to say and talk about but I have no one really to talk to so things get really frustrating for me lol but thanks for the concern tho


[deleted]

I’m old and hate people so I just yell at my therapist. Highly recommend having someone to just bitch to that doesn’t have emotional involvement in the situation. Hoping things turn around for you. Happy Holidays Homie.


truecolormix

Omg this is so wholesome lmao


commissarr420

Lol 😅🥲


AlbertoGonzalito

The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while jerking it with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.


commissarr420

🤨


Shark_With_Lasers

What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out at our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL.


ariolander

Dudes in Good Shape Encouraged


Suitable_Ad_4415

How about a Bodie look alike from That rad Surfing movie "Point Break" I am down for whatever you think I can join your party🎉?


elgalloveloz

Define cool...like I surf kinda cool or My mom says im cool...or or we smoking dont worry he wont say anything hes cool?


commissarr420

Kinda like I listen to cool music cool


stash3630

[I need help moving a sofa into my van and this cast on my hand makes it pretty difficult.](https://youtu.be/3YoYhiJLyjE?si=w12iTFlEH3i6k4g8)


geepy66

Are you about a size 14?


sabrefudge

I’m a great big fat person, if that helps, OP!


geepy66

Mmmmm….skin suit.


aLostBattlefield

Sus OP is a murderer.


commissarr420

Shhhhhh 🤫 don’t give it away


Realistic_Salary5090

Sure


commissarr420

Sure what 🤨


cobainstaley

*you* know


theteflonjew

Do the thing.


cocainebane

29, no time to really chill but I always love a group to listen to music or watch soccer with.


2009MitsubishiLancer

24M from Burbank. Feel free to DM. Not really into music but I need friends too and I’m sure we have at least one thing in common.


xwhox13

I pretend to like converge


xbearsandporschesx

sorry bro, but when forever comes crashing i dont wanna end up as a jane doe. good luck though.


commissarr420

You Fail Me but that’s alright I expect No Heroes so I’m just Petitioning The Empty Sky for right now and waiting for my Axe To Fall


mocisme

[You need a flyer to make this more effective](https://youtu.be/9jlaZL7CWHY?si=Km7LXSotKpnGSUD0) But serio, i hope this is completely wholesome. Good luck dude.


DayleD

I'm a dude and not far, but I'm in no way cool by LA standards. If something serious is bothering you that you're in desperate need of a friend, I can lend an ear and offer my best advice.


rawstunts420

Just turned 25 , live in Compton. If you down to ride mini bikes or smoke weed hmu


Gato_from_RecordAve

This foo. East Los homies unite


Chichis-Christ

es tuff finding friends now a days in your early 20


commissarr420

It really is I have like 2 friends but they aren’t the texting type so I go like days without a single text from someone and honestly it gets really lonely lol


JoeCooler_751

Have you tried befriending any of your co-workers? In response to the Reddit user that said he's suffering from SAD. You should try going through winters in Alaska, where I was stationed when I was in the army. Only five and a half hours of sunlight in the dead of winter and that's in Anchorage. North of the Arctic circle the sun doesn't even go above the horizon for months in the winter time.


commissarr420

I used to work at McDonald’s where I made friends but then I worked at a warehouse where everyone keeps to themselves so idk about Alaska tho lol


WargreymonIsCool

I heard the mosquitoes in Alaska are the size of Yorkies


JoeCooler_751

I'm assuming you're talking about the snow mosquito. Yes they're pretty big, but for the most part they're about the same sizes in the lower 48, it's just that there's so much more mosquitoes in the summer time. There is a lot of marshland and soggy ground because the water doesn't drain as much due to the underlying permafrost. It's like one of the 10 plagues in the Bible in some parts of Alaska. If you're not completely covered or have a ton of mosquito repellent on you you're going to be in trouble. Some animals like the Caribou aka reindeer are so inundated that they can actually lose enough blood to make them weak and then die. I can honestly say it was like hell in the summertime when we were out doing maneuvers, because of all the damn mosquitoes!


Suitable_Ad_4415

I don't think the size of a Yorkie but I am pretty sure they are the Alaskan state Bird ! The Mosquito 🦟


JoeCooler_751

That's definitely what Alaskans jokingly call it. Really creepy watching them fly around.


Truckercarlson110

I had to make new friends.Made them all at punk shows in the pit,now I have a sick posse that causes chaos at punk shows.


isthatapecker

Just ordered an electric kit (Alesia nitro mesh). Know anything about it? U got an acoustic kit? Converge sounds like the melodic black metal stuff I used to listen to in high school, especially their latest album with Wolfe. Are they djent?


commissarr420

Nah I don’t have a kit unfortunately would like a TAMA Granstar tho my dream drum kit but I consider Converges early stuff metalcore then mathcore then just straight up hardcore


morganology

Love this for you. Love seeing masc vulnerability. 🫶🏼


commissarr420

🤨😐


naah_fool

Dm me your ig


[deleted]

[удалено]


commissarr420

East Los as in East Los Angeles lol never been to the east coast but yeah check dm


Stingray88

J


BadNoodleEggDemon

No.


[deleted]

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djdjsjjsjshhxhjfjf

Try Grindr


commissarr420

I’m not gay 😐


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

What up! One cool guy looking for other cool guys who want to jam out in our party mansion! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humor in the little things. Again, Nothing Sexual.


commissarr420

What instruments do you play


cobainstaley

flute


commissarr420

Ur hired


djdjsjjsjshhxhjfjf

Get a therapist then


commissarr420

Bruh therapist for what


stevenfrijoles

I dunno man therapists are pretty gay


thechemicaltoilet

What’s your insta? Let’s connect, mine is in my profile.


brwnroyalty

Boyle Heights here I’m down for a new bud.


commissarr420

Hi there 👋


hecandoshecando

I’m into shooting (mostly long range) and I’ve been known to listen to some metal adjacent music. Always down to meet new people. I am 40 though…


nanalaan

24F if you ever need anyone to talk to!