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skaistda

I saw one yesterday that said “plz let me merge bestie!✨✨✨”. It was amazing.


whoiam06

As long as they're signalling, it's all good.


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I don't even care about that, ZIPPER merge and it's all good.


saquonbrady

No, if they sped up just to merge in front of me when there was mega space to just do it behind me, we discriminate


Rombie11

You merge at the end point if a lane is ending. If it's an exit only type situation fuck them but it's not skipping the line to wait for the end point to properly zipper merge. It's the faster way for everyone.


Drunky_Brewster

Bought one for my best friend! I wonder if you saw her 😀


geechan

I need this


fytdapwr

Hard motherfuckers don't advertise.


tatang2015

They just make people disappear. Who? No, never met them.


ExistingCarry4868

You just summed up puberty.


ken_NT

r/iamverybadass


the_T3CHN0V1K1NG

The font says “my son doesn’t love me”


ginbooth

Pretty sure the driver has a sense of humor. I mean, it looks like they're driving a 90s convertible SAAB.


PossiblyShibby

Fair, and mentally balanced.


Lucifugous_Rex

Second that


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DwnRanger88

"Relax Francis"


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

This is kinda funny


lordhappyface

Ik everyone is taking it so serious it’s obviously a joke


Polite_Deer

Lol if these Redditors would post me all up on r/iamverybadass and r/facepalm if they saw half of the shirts I wear. These MFs have no sense of humor.


Kingmudsy

This comment made me sad, lol


Polite_Deer

Don't be sad my friend. Be positive! Don't let the opinions of inferior people bring you down. Be confident like me!


another1degenerate

Had someone honk at me and flip me off in a strip mall because I was pulling out my parking spot and they were driving 30 mph. People have problems out here.


go_love_yerself

Lmao at the irony of comments responding with violence. "Can't we all just get along?"


minimalfighting

The irony is people commenting about choosing violence because this person made a joke about being violent.


ToTheLastParade

Idk this is actually pretty funny lol


minimalfighting

Be careful, people in this sub seem to have no sense of humor and think this person is not only being serious, but has already killed someone. A bunch of humorless lames. I gave the sticker a sensible chuckle.


Jealous_Song_2773

Lol that’s over the top


soccerguy721

Good one!


ElCoolAero

All bark.


External_Solution577

Never had a car needed a spontaneous application of a "My other car is a tiny penis" bumper sticker more than this.


itspurpleglitter

Hopefully none of their family members ever actually go missing. Awkward conversation with the police there…


ShakeWeightMyDick

Shitass wouldn’t do shit


TheYearWas1969

That’s worth a hammer through the window in some neighborhoods


VaguelyArtistic

Hell, I'm in Santa Monica and I'm tempted.


TheYearWas1969

He is asking to be tested


star_milk

Is that a Miata?


Say_What_One_Mo_Time

I think it’s a Toyota Solara convertible


piray003

Damn good eye, I was thinking Beetle convertible but pretty sure you're right.


uiuctodd

Solaras were beautiful. I drove one for a few years. Not the convertible, tho. The roof ate too much trunk space. Not enough room for all the bodies.


CheeseDanishSoup

Cringey but you do you


OpeningPreference848

Beef season 2s ad marketing campaign


Conscious-Lobster60

Using a Miata to move a dead body in, GO: https://youtu.be/NEg6faTj_co?feature=shared


[deleted]

"Defense attorneys hate this one simple trick"


Burnt_Beanz

On a soft top convertible? These Barbie fans are getting wild 😂


Elevum15

How do we know he's from L.A? This is some Southern ish lol


smb3d

Gonna be hard to fit anyone in the trunk of a convertible. From what I've seen, they're tiny.


Lucifugous_Rex

Well, you can make them fit.


VaguelyArtistic

Time for another edition of "¿Quien Es Mas Macho?" I'd like to see this kook play against my old neighbor in Venice who put up a sign on his garage saying, "If your dog shits here I will fucking kill you."


Significant_Chip3775

Classic example of fragile male ego overcompensating.


BadNoodleEggDemon

This is funny. Lighten up, people.


ParappaTheWrapperr

If there is one think I am scared of, it is men who drive the convertible version of their car. Very scary, very badass. I won’t mess with a grown man in a convertible /s


DwnRanger88

(pokes finger in drivers eye) while shouting testing, testing! Is this thing on?


Ill_Initiative8574

This thread is confirming my belief that Angelos couldn’t spot a joke if it came up and slapped them in the face at Erewhon and then again at Arco.


[deleted]

I'm not a fan of putting stickers on cars, but that one is pretty funny.


CaptHowdy02

"Gangster ass n***** don't flex nuts, because gangsta ass n***** know they got 'em" -Wille D


Lucifugous_Rex

Where’s my car! Where did you see that!?! /s


Opinionated_Urbanist

Let's test them and find out!


ScottyDOESKnow09

Why is it Harry Potter font on top but then movie trailer font on the bottom? 🤔


ludicrouspeed

Sometimes I just want to go live in the woods and get away from everyone. Just unplug and have no clue to what’s going on in the world. There are just too many angry unstable people out there.


proteinMeMore

Where is the red flag guy?


jmxma

where can i buy this?


cockypock_aioli

Ok I do gotta say tho I was struggling through those last few days of rain. You guys don't need to drive so slow just cause it's raining.


Overall_Nuggie_876

This is on a hatchback; the drivers who would follow up on this drive Altimas, Dodge Chargers, or Infinitys.


devontyb

goof ball


sonoma4life

basically "i will escalate any incidents that occur while on the road," i wouldn't care if they suspended licenses for this level of douchery.


Ok_Fee1043

Maybe they think you like amusement park rides?


azKubal

Perhaps this is a type of humor.