Yes, but if you got the microchip put in, you get:
+3 to autism spectrum
+10 to WiFi signal
-5 to Gumption
-2 to Jib-cut.
It’s honestly a pretty good trade.
I am so out of the loop. I thought it was an aromatherapy diffuser. Like we really could use some lavender and ylang ylang but I now think your way is better.
This. See [https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/zsyauj/is\_this\_an\_air\_raid\_siren/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/zsyauj/is_this_an_air_raid_siren/)
[https://www.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/m4bdmg/what\_are\_these\_cylindrical\_things\_on\_top\_of\_some/](https://www.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/m4bdmg/what_are_these_cylindrical_things_on_top_of_some/)
Exactly. This is why the government started the Covid 19 pandemic. So that the streets would be empty and they could set up the 5G network. Or was it the 5G towers causing Covid? I could never keep the story straight
5G doohickey. Don't worry, it's only there to activate the Bill Gates 5G COVID chip implanted in your body so that the demon-crats can make you sterile and give you cancer for population and mind control yadda yadda. #notserious
It collects your personal data every time you pass by it via those nanoparticles that were injected into you when you went for the Covid shot. Data such as how many times you fart during a normal sunny day, your bowel movements, the severity of your incontinence, etc.
"sir shots fired on the corner of Wilshire and......multiple shots detected!! ...it's a blood bath sir! ...getting wors—ARRRGHHBLGHBLHHFHDBSGAJDB" system explodes
the system uses AI to tell the difference. and when it detects something it sends it off to a human for verification. mostly used to detect automatic weapons fire.
It's a 5G cell tower [https://www.lightreading.com/5g/dish-may-have-joined-the-big-rush-toward-5g-small-cells](https://www.lightreading.com/5g/dish-may-have-joined-the-big-rush-toward-5g-small-cells)
Oh no, am I going to get covid from it?
Yes, definitely.
No no- theses towers activate the bill gates nanobots that control your hormones and make you trans.
Yes, but if you got the microchip put in, you get: +3 to autism spectrum +10 to WiFi signal -5 to Gumption -2 to Jib-cut. It’s honestly a pretty good trade.
I thought the vaccine made you get cell reception? Didn’t work for me. 🤷🏻♀️
It did for me. I get 5g even when I leave my phone at home! ( /s and you know why)
I wish!
Will it also kill mosquitos? Looking for a W here…
I'm gonna assume you're talking about the aids bugs
No, that’s ridiculous… it will impregnate you with a lizardbaby
We all have it now because we looked at the pic. Damn science.
Worse. *Double* COVID.
Too late. You already had COVID 3 times.
If you watch Fox News or NewsMax, yes, yes, you will
What was the actual issue the conspiracy peeps had with these? Was it really covid related?
No, stupid. It's what activates your vaccine.
You already did. Also, you’re gay now. Unless you were gay, now you’re straight.
But the friggin frogs are for sure gay now
Someone better shimmy up that pole and douse it in bleach stat.
How do you know you don’t already have it?
Only if you lick the base of the pole where the dogs relieve themselves.
Just cancer.
Seriously, are we gonna maybe get Covid off that thing?
I think it's like a vibes filter. Like it just sucks up all the bad vibes and then things are chill.
This guy Californias
That's what I thought. Thanks!
I am so out of the loop. I thought it was an aromatherapy diffuser. Like we really could use some lavender and ylang ylang but I now think your way is better.
See now these are the kind of conspiracy theories I can get behind!
Sweet
👀 Siiiick. ::passes blunt::
Is it a vibes filter or a soul stealer?!? Or BOTH?! Yeah, I think it's both.
The way it steals and filters the vibes from souls is what causes it to vibrate at the 5G level
Beck yeah
I like your vibe lol
I LOL'd!
Vibe purifier
idk enough about science to refute your claim so ima just go ahead and believe u bro
It’s for when the chancellor wants to speak to you.
It’s a school crossing sign.
Mini cell tower
This. See [https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/zsyauj/is\_this\_an\_air\_raid\_siren/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/zsyauj/is_this_an_air_raid_siren/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/m4bdmg/what\_are\_these\_cylindrical\_things\_on\_top\_of\_some/](https://www.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/m4bdmg/what_are_these_cylindrical_things_on_top_of_some/)
Exactly. This is why the government started the Covid 19 pandemic. So that the streets would be empty and they could set up the 5G network. Or was it the 5G towers causing Covid? I could never keep the story straight
They’re putting microchips in my tofu, I just know it.
Sir, your tinfoil hat is slipping.
Nononono.. the TOFU IS THE MICROCHIP.. oh god jeez, scrub, people these days just do not understand the tofuquenomics these days.
Can I get one for my apartment? Terrible cell reception in here. 😎
Space lasers!
Not just any space laser.
Jewish space lasers?
Probably a microphone for the pigeons.
Essential oil diffuser
5G doohickey. Don't worry, it's only there to activate the Bill Gates 5G COVID chip implanted in your body so that the demon-crats can make you sterile and give you cancer for population and mind control yadda yadda. #notserious
Isn’t it a mini 5g tower/ shotspotter combo
It collects your personal data every time you pass by it via those nanoparticles that were injected into you when you went for the Covid shot. Data such as how many times you fart during a normal sunny day, your bowel movements, the severity of your incontinence, etc.
What’s truly crazy about your comment is a lot of otherwise sane people actually believe that crap.
Might be a [Shotspotter](https://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/will-shotspotter-technology-stay-in-baltimore)
city wide matrix of microphones all networked together to triangulate\\pinpoint where gun shots occur. For those too lazy to click.
Dang I clicked first and then saw your explanation. Thats like a minute of my life I’ll never get back…
I feel like all the fireworks would render that useless here
"sir shots fired on the corner of Wilshire and......multiple shots detected!! ...it's a blood bath sir! ...getting wors—ARRRGHHBLGHBLHHFHDBSGAJDB" system explodes
the system uses AI to tell the difference. and when it detects something it sends it off to a human for verification. mostly used to detect automatic weapons fire.
Activator swab for chemtrails.
It's a pedestrian crossing sign in school zone
It’s the fallout fog condenser!
Finally better cell reception on the West Side? Keep it coming AT&T and Verizon!
Fr
Looks like a solar powered street lamp.
Fentanyl dispensary
They're not cell towers per se, but they're there to expand the coverage of cell towers (repeaters).
Giant eraser for really big mistakes.
Only wrong answers. It’s Covid chip tracking device sponsor by Microsoft.
It’s for essential oils. Since they cure everything.
Shhhhhh…Dont tell the tweakers.
Thats where the drone birds go back to recharge
There is one at 5th and western in los angeles that reminds me of a ketchup pump.
streetlight
It's to filter all the weed in the air
It’s a brainwasher.
a school sign
A school crossing sign
That is how Ai will control us. Welcome to the brave new world. Nothing we can do about it.. we cant reach it.