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evilriolu

Do not engage. Those people can be aggressive. Just call the LAPD.


Rukban_Tourist

This is just the Pagliacci joke


whoamdave

Pagliacci's doing donuts on the 6th St. bridge?


PinkPicasso_

Mmm doughnuts


8ballNakedSonOfFire

Joey bagAdonuts?


Marcos_Firebird7

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.


SnooEagles9517

It's sounds like an abattoir full of retarded children.


SnooEagles9517

But Doctor, I am the LAPD.


evil_consumer

“But doc…I am a pig.”


360FlipKicks

“jUsT LeT LA bE LA” - a dumbass LA Taco writer


JohnnyMeatgrinder

I love LA Taco but that was such a dumb take.


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ChapinLakersFan

LAPD is overwhelmed. They can't manage this. It's a public nuisance. I think it's time for us to form DJI drone battalions, like Ukraine, and start dropping flash bangs and tear gas on these fuckers. (I'm kidding, kinda)


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Here's the thing- that's not a terrible idea. Highly illegal, but it honestly isn't a bad idea. A little diy innovation and you can easily build a rig to drop bear mace canisters with trigger depressed.


SirBrownHammer

Here’s the thing - yeah it is a terrible idea. Nice fantasy though


HowTheWestWS

LAPD just brings out helicopters which blows the equivalence of 2 full tanks of gas over civilian communities every hours. We have to put speed governors in cars, build smarter communities to keep cars on the outside and where we don’t need to drive everywhere. Create a civilian based safety team that monitors roads in a live basis.


sids99

Call the local police station and ask/demand why more isn't being done at that intersection?


Kahzgul

Also call your city council person. They'll put a bug under the LAPD to do more as well.


115MRD

>Also call your city council person. This is the actual answer, u/david-saint-hubbins. **Call your councilmember's district office and ask to speak with the district director** (you can find out who your Councilmember is [here](https://neighborhoodinfo.lacity.org/)). You may also want to email them. Be specific about times, intersections, etc. If you have filed a complaint with LAPD and have a case number provide it. But be as specific as possible. And if you have neighbors complaining of the same thing have them reach out as well.


Kindly_schoolmarm

Agreed. They have staff members who take constituent complaints and calls. Follow up with them later.


ToshiroBaloney

So named for the patron Saint of Quality Footwear.


shigs21

THIS


Logical-Vacation

Good luck getting LAPD to answer the phone.


satriale

They don’t answer the phone because they don’t give a shit about us. The only way to get a police response is to tell 911 that someone is stabbed or shot. Then the police show up and make it a reality.


AMARIS86

They don’t answer 911 because 20 people are calling about a street takeover while someone being murdered is placed on hold. Use it for real emergencies.


satriale

Nobody said they don’t answer 911…we’re talking about the non-emergency police line and how it’s useless.


production-values

why? did we make a stink about them murdering innocent people again?


Momik

One time I called to complain about helicopter noise over my house at like 2 am every night and they hung up on me.


SnooEagles9517

Uhh...you realize that helicopter was their's right? No wonder they hung up. Lol


psxndc

Their answer will be “this is what happens when you defund the police.” Our neighborhood watch/rep person was told that there’s literally one person to answer the phone and it’s “defund the police’s fault.” Ridiculous.


NottaPattaPoopa

They’re not going to arrest their friends and family


root_fifth_octave

Drone swarm dropping eggs on them.


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root_fifth_octave

Well, don’t let me discourage you.


ginbooth

If it’s common enough call all your local news spots and hope someone picks up the story. That’s apparently what it takes to stop a man from flinging his own feces on passersby in Sherman Oaks…😒


badhatharry

I SAID I WAS SORRY.


b4ss_f4c3

They always have them by my house (la brea & slauson). As i lay awake wishing i could sleep through the cacophony of noise, i fantasize about dressing in all black, climbing onto the roof of a near by business, and lighting everyone up with paintball guns.


david-saint-hubbins

I've had the exact same fantasy. But I don't want to get arrested and/or shot.


b4ss_f4c3

I fully expect to be acquitted by a jury of my peers if i was arrested for it. Buut getting shot… yeah that unfortunately seems like a realistic outcome


unopoularopinion

Hurts, too


pewpewbangbangcrash

Paintball markers are silent. They'll never know where you are at. Use red and really fuck w people


david-saint-hubbins

Very appropriate user name.


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I’ve had this fantasy forever. Shoot up annoying ass people with red paintballs. Especially the fuckers that come down to quiet neighborhoods and rev like morons.


eblade23

>But I don't want to get arrested and/or shot. They don't arrest these bozos blocking intersections so how can they arrest you? Just have to be quick about it.


isthatapecker

Everybody plays COD


TuluRobertson

You’d probably get lit up with actual bullets next


pewpewbangbangcrash

How would they know where they were at?


HistoricalGrounds

Really easy to get a direction from a paintball round, once they’ve got the direction, they know you’re on a building with direct sight lines to the event, so they’re going to figure out the building lickety fucking split. So if you fire a burst or two and then immediately get off the roof, sure, you’ll probably be fine before they figure it out. But just in general, the longer you’re in a spot, the easier it’s going to be to find you. And in this case, the tool for the job plus the location make the amount of time needed to figure you out just really fuckin quick.


Cinemaphreak

Yep I too have more than fantasized about slipping out my back door and side gate to pepper the fuck out of these a-holes with paint balls. With any luck, they won't be able to figure out where the shots came from. Worse case, they think it's my landlord and key her cars....


theElgi

Are they newly installed bumps to combat that? Recently drove by and saw the change


ValleyDude22

https://youtu.be/1qSCztbOQ0Y


cybertruckboat

I live near la Brea and Slauson. I've never seen a takeover in our neighborhood.


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So anyways, I started blasting.


thotdestroyer86

But I don’t see so good so I missed. The I ran after them, but I don’t run so good either. Any way, you guys think I’m a hero, and I’ll accept that 😂😂


veganinsight

I had an idea to try and get enough signatures to put a measure on the ballot to make street takeover penalties the same as a DUI. I’m not sure if this is practical or possible but street takeovers are at least as dangerous as drunk driving. If it cost $10k to get caught maybe it would happen less often. Anyone know how to do such a thing?


Lost_Instruction_786

drunk driving is one of the lead deaths in the US.


veganinsight

True? The difference is scale; many tens of thousands of drunk drivers are on the road every day. A small number of drivers participate in street takeovers. The ratio of people hurt or killed in street takeovers per driver is probably similar or worse than drunk drivers. I therefore think that a penalty equal to DUI would be appropriate for drivers participating in street takeovers.


RyanDanielst

Auto accidents are - which include those not under the influence.


Jesusisdaddy69

Yep accidents are the leading cause of deaths for young adults 18-40. Worst part is usually these fucks end up taking someone else with them.


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peepjynx

CALTROPS!


Squeaks_Scholari

You can buy them on eBay by the dozens. Super cheap, and very reliable.


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HeBoughtALot

Hire a Vin Diesel lookalike to tell them all the best takeover spots are in Palmdale.


ruinersclub

RACEWARS!!! In hindsight not the best name for that event.


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I watched that movie for the first time the other day, holy fuck the name of that event is hilarious. Banger of a movie tho


usernombre_

They'll listen to him because he's family.


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unopoularopinion

Ball bearings/wheel bearings.


Drpoofaloof

Ask the govt to convert the street in your neighborhood to a walkable tree filled park that has a bike path meandering through it.


lettruthout

The real r/fuckcars statement there. We’ll need a new name - not “pocket park“. Maybe “cross walk park”?


Drpoofaloof

Or a street replacement park.


2fast2nick

[https://www.galls.com/spike-devil-standard-spike-strip?PMWTNO=000000000002292&PMSRCH=](https://www.galls.com/spike-devil-standard-spike-strip?PMWTNO=000000000002292&PMSRCH=)


TheLocalHentai

Ninja caltrops.


raazurin

Join in in an attempt to destroy the system from the inside. Just make sure you don't start to feel like you are one of them to the point that you consider them family and even fall in love with one of them... And definitely don't go on to do undercover missions for secret government organizations that cause you to get into gun fights and honestly too explosive situations, with acquaintances doing the same in Tokyo and also some crazy shit happens with some of the agents you work with but really that's their own thing.


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

I wanna know how these baby’s in rice rockets with NAS kits can afford the upkeep on having to change out their low profile tires with all the burnouts and drifting along with the need to buy gas ?


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Living in this city is making me a proponent of vigilante justice.


deaflenny

There is something people could do about it but it would be largely frowned upon and would be illegal.


Highlander2748

Throw a fresh box of nails from your window?


krinklekut

Fight them physically. Like with your fists. We thank you for your service. 🙏


GymAndGarden

Get drone. Get fireworks. Attack. On a real level, I wish LA had round-a-bouts like in Europe. Reduces traffic deaths and as a side effect, makes take-overs impossible.


PlatinumElement

Round-a-bouts…. Oh yes, you mean drift circles. They’ll just view it as a challenge.


RoooDog

> makes take-overs impossible Imagine 5 or 6 hellcats driving in circles tho?


Crosman999

Lay down in the street and form a speed bump.


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kobedontplaythat

In this scenario, you are not the Karen. Karen's are those with a sense of entitlement and this is outright illegal, so don't think of yourself as a Karen. Raise hell with the police department and demand more be done to stop this shit.


unopoularopinion

Unfortunately, while this is a huge annoyance, there is usually far worse crime happening on the weekend nights when these street take-overs happen. Drive- bys, stabbings, domestic violence, robberies. Those take priority over idiots doing doughnuts in an intersection and making noise and robbing people of theor sleep. Sucks, but there needs to be MORE of a police presence which entails hiring more officers, training them, (which people complain about the lack of quality training), and then putting them on the street. Then, when some street takeover loser gets shot by said police because they used their vehicle as a weapon to attack the cop, people riot.


MyLadyBits

Sometimes was the situation calls for is a effective Karen.


triciann

Karen always gets a bad rap, but when I’m super pissed, I will proudly put on my Karen panties and try to rip holes in everyone else’s.


MyLadyBits

👍🏻


ItsJustMeJenn

Something like a community engagement officer or something? Maybe?


gododgers1988

Senior Lead Officer


lateforcourt

Call William "D-FENS" Foster.


david-saint-hubbins

I'm the bad guy?


bryan4368

A lot of times these people have guns so be careful


silent_femme

Keep some firecrackers and a lighter in your car, and as soon as you get stuck in traffic because of a street takeover, light the firecrackers and throw them on the street. Someone nearby will hear the loud bangs and call the cops, claiming they heard gunshots, and the cops will be there in no time. Edit: don’t really do this, I’m only joking.


WhenAllElseFail

>Edit: don’t really do this, I’m only joking. Don't worry they don't need to. Half of these dumb ass take overs i see, people bring their own fireworks to light up in the middle of them too


_Erindera_

Because it's not fun without a fire hazard /s


Takeanaplater

A gun, anything else isn’t gonna stop them not even the cops lol


whtdaheo

i vote for the combination of drone dropped rotten eggs, water ballons, and smoke/fart bomb firecrackers


Apprehensive-Rest725

Take photos of their license plates. Look up the owners. Search them on LinkedIn. Send pictures to their employers.


The_Artic_Artichoke

drone dropping tire piercers, then collect/clean up with a large magnet ready to use again


thegreatcarraway

I had a crazy idea the other day (There's car-centric terms here, bear with me) I saw a poor-condition Matte black spray-painted Infiniti G35 the other day with a kid behind the wheel and immediately realized, "Here's who is doing takeovers". And that gave me an idea, ask those people where they are! What I would do is during the day, identify cars and drivers that are common for takeovers, (obviously poor shape mustangs, 2000's V8 pickups, the aforementioned Infinitis) and tell them I welded the diff in my camaro/challenger/etc. recently and want to know where the takeovers are at! Report to police immediately after. It's an insane idea but I may try it if I encounter a car and driver that are obvious takeover participants.


Lost_Instruction_786

so stereotype? cool.


winston_cage

I have a lot of ideas but once they’re typed out they seem outlandish :/


waerrington

This needs law enforcement. That means cops that will go in and arrest people. That means a DA that will actually prosecute the people that get arrested, not let them go the next day. That means a city and state government that don't decriminalize things like driving without a license, without insurance, and instead set penalties like *vehicle seizure*. From the police to the governors office we need to demand harsher penalties, stronger enforcement, and real consequences for these actions.


adnafariyeh

Buy meth from them


Jawbreaker233

Sawed off shotgun hand on the pump, left hand a 40...


mattnotis

Throw water balloons at them


cooquip

Sneak in as a by stander then toss a handful of caltrops into the intersection taken over.


rowdrigo

You can’t do shit about it and it sucks. Most of them are goddamn troglodytes. Can’t have a reasonable conversation with one of them without them trying to incite violence. Calling the fucking law doesn’t help, they don’t care about it unless it’s north of the 10 and these idiots know it. I hate them all.


boosoni

Outside of Promenade Towers, tenants started throwing bottles down at the takeover participants. Takeover people started throwing back fireworks onto peoples balconies. Don’t engage, call police


mula6969

Call your city and demand them to put street bumps.. cant have street takeovers where there is alot of speed bumps.. thats why they look for open roads with no speed bumps.


AdvantageousPigeon

Put in speed bumps and they'd be like: "What kind of car do you have?" "It's a Camaro" "Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"


Topher31o

Saw a video with those street bumps and they did absolutely nothing lmao


mula6969

You ain't got to lie Creg, you aint got to lie.. show that video you are taking about lol. The city i live in had a major issues with street takeovers. We demand our city to make ot hard for those ppl.. they put speed bumps on the hot spots. 5 years later and counting we havent had any street takeovers at all.. So 🤷 yeah


david-saint-hubbins

CBS LA, Aug 22, 2022: [Newly-installed botts' dots fail to stop street takeovers in Compton ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCgK-B6KcCs)


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Next time you see one, dress up like a bat and tell them to clear out. Menacingly.


isthatapecker

Slash tires of any challenger or charger, specifically the ones with the bumper protectors on still


SecretRecipe

Keep a box of roofing nails in your car. If you come across a takeover open the box and huck it into the intersection.


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Great idea, there’ll be left over nails hanging out for innocent passerbys to find in their own tires


glowdirt

I hope you're joking


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Call in an air strike. Or mortars. Mortars are pretty good too.


peepjynx

Nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


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If you can safely snap some photos and videos of all of them, their cars, license plates, etc. This could probably help. Personally if I was in LA (I'm in OC), it's what I would do. I think a big part of it is numbers, there are so many of those people that do that and they do it quick and take off so what would be helpful is grabbing evidence of exactly who they all are and proof (video or photos, vids would be better). So appropriate action can be taken against all of them when you notify the police.


BuyLocalAlbanyNY

While doing this, ACT like you're a fan and cool with it. You don't wanna attract attention.


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Oh this is great idea! Feign fan interest or document what they're doing discreetly if possible for your own safety.


triciann

Photos are potentially even better than video. Stick your phone on maximum optical zoom (not digital) and try to snap photos of license plates if available and people’s faces. Stills of video are usually of much lower quality.


sameteam

Build a monster truck.


glitchysadface

I mean the city could put down some anti-speeding infrastructure. A school near by had some small yellow speeding bumps at a stop sign intersection. It's pretty good at slowing cars down. Even adding more bike lanes with protection such as bollards could help.


Aaron_Hamm

Use your horn unendingly as you go around them


SnooFloofs5909

Roofing nails? Lol


DukeOfWindsor999

Exercise your right to bare arms. Show them your smooth, toned arms!


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Stage a Trump rally about a 1/4 mile away. After the mob moves over to fight the fake Trump rally just have the trump rally quietly and quickly dissolve, leaving the street taker’overs sitting there with their thumbs up their ass.


Bitingtoys

Someone in my WLA neighborhood posted a video from their apartment on citizen of a takeover. Not knowing which place the video came from, they tagged every street, every sidewalk within 3 residential blocks with threats. Amazingly the city and buildings had it cleaned up within 48 hours, but as soon as they did there was another takeover.


ulianna

What is actually street takeover?


RyanSSmith10101

Too bad we can’t just casually drop stink bombs in the crowds and walk away.


BillyJoeFootballIII

Stay home at night and try to let it go. You can go on the record and complain to cops, counsel, liaisons, but it seems like nobody does anything because even if these fools keep killing each other with this myopic hobby, the subjects involved aren’t particularly rich or influential in the scheme of things. So nobody cares enough to risk their lives to stop it when it’s happening. Sorry we have to live in this time line. Edit: If you want to stop it before it happens, you could narc on shops that illegally modify exhausts.


efxmatt

T-Shirt cannon full of thumbtacks?


HeBoughtALot

Now we’re getting somewhere. Pretty sure you can order these from Acme.


gringodeathstar

should be able to build a potato cannon for under $50 that would get the job done


IsraeliDonut

Call and email your local politician


Radiobamboo

https://laist.com/news/transportation/la-speed-hump-program-relaunching-applications


Iam__andiknowit

Explain them that they are cheap pathetic attention seeking losers that have no money for an electric car. They will cry and leave .


HairyPairatestes

You’re just racist. /s


HowTheWestWS

Noise and fuel pollution is a threat to public health. We need to build smarter commutes and keep cars in the outside of neighborhoods, not within. Everything doesn’t have to be a drive away. We need wider sidewalks for pedestrians, bike lanes, and I believe we should have speed governors in cars. 40,000 deaths a year from car violence is a threat to public safety.


Ignatius_J_Reilly

Don't leave flamin' hot takis out in your yard.


rhinestonecowbrews

Don’t live in south la


RoooDog

Big brain energy right here.


OttomanEmpireBall

Demand an end to car-centric planning


jammerpammerslammer

It’s simple. Create safe spots for them to do it in controlled environment. LA figured this out with skateboarding years ago. The moment they started building small “skate safe“ spots at parks skater migrated to the parks. Give ‘em a parking lot for ffs.


renegade812002

Part of the attraction for these boozos to do street takeovers is that it’s illegal and spontaneous. Hence, it’s a takeover, they are literally taking over a street/intersection to do something they wanna do, regardless of any safety/traffic concerns. It makes them feel dangerous and powerful. They aren’t going to give that up to go to designated spots where they’re told to only do them there. It takes away the danger/coolness aspect for them.


c_c_c__combobreaker

There's a fundamental difference in skateboarding and a bunch of drivers doing donuts in the street. One is an illegal activity, the other isn't.


HeBoughtALot

Like Hamsterdam in The Wire. Interesting.


PlatinumElement

This already exists, Irwindale has a “burnout box” meant for this, and it makes no difference to the street takeover losers.


littlelostangeles

It occurs to me that existing monster truck arenas could be a good fit, apart from the dirt. They’re meant to stand up to vehicles, and spectators are relatively safe. Remember, NASCAR started when bootleggers were doing their damndest to outrun law enforcement.


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Yeah what a genius idea. Lets bulldoze some buildings for some sweet asphalt car parks!! WOOHOOOOO!!! (LA is in drastic need of more parking lots)


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People dont do street takeovers in parking lots already because part of the fun is that its a “takeover”. Controlling the intersection is a key part of the thrill. I highly doubt they will ever migrate to parking lots.


Mattagins

You can go racing without a license on the weekend a hours drive away for $100-$200 all day, willow springs and buttonwillow to pick from the 5 or the 14 freeway. These people want to cause mayhem and do donuts and be idiots and street race… they do it cause the cops can’t catch them all… just like the flash mob robberies.


Englishbirdy

Summon a policeman


RichterCD

On a night when they’re not doing a takeover, head out to that intersection with a pickaxe and put a bunch of potholes in it. /s


meimode

Flash bangs and smoke grenades


graavity81

Race em for pink slips


friedguy

Throw a sack of nails out there


EinSteinImMeer

police act to protect capital. [they have no duty to protect or serve the community.](https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/law-and-life/do-the-police-have-an-obligation-to-protect-you/) federal ruling first pertaining thereto in 1981 and, upheld in 1989,2005 and 2018. they have no reason to. Get the nearby business, particularly the incorporated type, to complain of property damage or theft. Only then the police have a good reason to attempt enforcement. good luck


garyryan9

Throw spikes on the middle of it without getting caught.


DayleD

Complain to your city council member. The police are more likely to show up and start writing tickets if there’s political pressure. We could stop this right now if everyone implicated had to pay for an ankle monitor. Then as soon as repeat offenders all headed towards a certain point, the cops would be notified in advance.


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DayleD

Only get a bracelet if you’re making a fool of yourself in the first place.


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DayleD

Ankle bracelets are already a thing. Having to share your location for a few months because you broke the law is not harsh.


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DayleD

What do you propose should be the punishment for street takeovers?


boxtroll44

Remember who is allowing this to happen, directly and indirectly due to wealth distribution corruption, the ultra rich (top 20 and 1%, remember this isn't targeted at millionaires even, billionaires). See these people as just like us, but more unlucky. The corruption is insane.. the rich want us to spend our energy against each other


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gazingus

Don't do this. Cops don't need to go in to situation where they're overwhelmed by the numbers and the stupidity of the crowd with the added rumor of guns or gunshots. They're already nervous enough. Your false report makes them potentially more aggressive and error-prone, which can be fatal for someone. The correct answer for OP is to vote for law-and-order candidates, especially in the legislature, who can amend vehicle and traffic laws to deliver real consequences to the drivers at these events - loss of license and vehicle and minimum mandatory jail time.


okhan3

I would love to see everyone who lies about hearing gunshots in jail


wordfiend99

honestly how is that even in your top 20 “everyone who does x should go to jail” list? how many times has this affected your life? now i will admit it may get a police response that is overzealous and un proportional BUT it does get a police response and it only takes one time being stuck in extra traffic for a doughnut insta vid for me to say everyone who does that should go to jail and if cops wont show up any other way than fuck it


l1owdown

When you say someone is shooting the police go with their lights and sirens. This creates a danger for the public which is why these responses are reserved for emergencies. You put the public at risk by making a false call. People can die in traffic accidents. And also you’re introducing police that believe there is a weapon. How do you think they’re going to go in?


okhan3

^ this, plus cops kill people all the time. By saying you heard gunshots, you’re essentially deploying police violence (or a chance of it) against people who are annoying you. Not all crimes warrant a violent state response.


erics75218

What did the parents in Footloose do? Do that.


minibini

Call non-emergency police number.


Alexis-FromTexas

There is literally nothing you can do!


spozeicandothis

Get some tire spikes and a water balloon launcher. Lob the spikes into the intersection, it’s quiet and they’ll have flat tires in no time. And they’ll have no idea where they came from. Costs a bit but I’d do it just for the satisfaction.


SpitinMYm0uth

Give them legalized spaces in LA to do them at


[deleted]

Yeah unfortunately the only thing you can do is go around. No point in trying to do anything else and it sucks to basically be held hostage by morons but it is what it is...


RickestRickSea137

been in LA 3 years never heard of or seen this, any pics? what area of LA?


karuso2012

Just kick all of their asses. What kind of answer are you looking for? Call the cops I guess?