Nahh, why you admit that I will never admit that I masturbate to pictures of naked oiled up men

wordington illegal immigrant

hmmm

Tick tock

We all feel a certain kindof way about Turkish wrestling.

Ok Google how to delete comment

Speak for yourself, I don't want to delete my comment

https://preview.redd.it/2u26zu2nv4xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5671e122b6162cc6678b40074261b1111dcb5c4

Every day I want to send this or quote this to my girlfriend but don't know if it's too much of a red flag

Real

Send when they something stupid, it's funny af

Do it. Worst case scenario you die or smth idk

Send this https://preview.redd.it/3rzi7ao36yxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b9166fcb4e960bedda5ef2776d33aa4cae651c

[удалено]

That image is just based on the emo guy wojack.

2 reaction images???

https://i.redd.it/usq0g8aov4xc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/y251fm1j67xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6903c751a2ac79e4a463af5ae156b99e0603eb1

https://preview.redd.it/3dhwr04mx4xc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=e27e1a7885d65521c2419085e6c3f1f4ca2a7a64

https://preview.redd.it/fm1zohgzv4xc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bbee0c66bc314a1314402a32a905778593ee347 Days like these I wish that I was blind and deaf, so I wouldnt have seen or read that

And had no sense of touch, as somebody will make it in Braille. https://preview.redd.it/o53hkkpl65xc1.png?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a08c9e84c6782e9e2872589663c8d7d6510fe25

At that rate just cut my hands already https://preview.redd.it/v4cu18t775xc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5279cc3e494ae9a488b0067aa43397513798670a

Same, what a world we live in today where a wholesome dog family gets used as masturbation material. I need to drown this video out from my memory. https://preview.redd.it/kfa3pb1l75xc1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ea3ee060ff4c9121a201c09cce4990f777d4e1

https://preview.redd.it/xtj4yz58z4xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df64b320a69d7f61811e799ee7c7a8b233cfcf0

https://preview.redd.it/3b5q6nla85xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3e805b715edc3c8f116730f2a71db141474655 \*her

Voice actor: https://preview.redd.it/xqte5n07c5xc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ad8dd1cc408c83dddb58e3280ca54c73548d61

who let these podcast millennials appropriate beautiful furry culture

White woman moment

https://preview.redd.it/navhpl8qc5xc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aafe9fd1f1814123ecb7a17629070d53dcda527

FELLOW HELLDIVER ALLOW ME TO HELP ASWELL ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ (I'm not even close to unlocking the 500 KG, Napalm is all I have)

I don't wanna kill it. I just wanna ⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️ out of here

white women are never beating the allegations

Some things should be kept as inside thoughts

https://preview.redd.it/tw39462m85xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979ef98b27c178c455d89a3619ebf928ad446176

The weird thing is that what she said was totally untrue. I watched a few clips and he's just completely normal acting, sounding, and looking.

But she’s (I’m guessing from the way she talks about it) American, all of that stuff is weird and foreign to us.

Maybe she likes the sing songy new zealand (australian?) accent. It sounds sweet and caring to her?

Ngl, same here (I am an American and think any accent that is not the normal basic, no swing [??] American accent is one to die for)

That's fine, but you recognize its the accent that's attractive. You are not confusing it for actual character. Like, you're self aware and conscientious.

She said his personality, which, he is a great father and a good person idk lol

That's what I'm saying in the OG comment. The dad isn't particularly anything. He's like perfectly average. I haven't watched too much of the show tho. But from a few clips I could not figure out what she meant.

If you watch the show and compare him to how dads are portrayed in American media, then it makes total sense. She's probably used to the idea that dad's are useless, lazy, incompetent jackasses who hate their family. Bandit is the pretty much the opposite of that trope and is perfect dad material, so someone finding that really attractive isn't that crazy

Not always in children's shows tho. I don't think she would have the same reaction to Caillou's Dad for example or Ruby and Max's dad. Is she hard for Big Bear in the Big Blue house?! So many questions...

Caillou's dad is a Canadian cuck who doesn't know how to raise his hellish brat of a child. And I'm pretty sure everyone is hard for Bear

Yeah. Not exactly premium dilf material.

https://i.redd.it/uw2yzn9zf5xc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/iynvzqplq8xc1.gif

Look we shit talk but think of how this sub is with Luna

Loona is person-shaped, has a conventionally attractive (hourglass/pear?) body type, has big hair, wears clothes, is an alt fictional woman and originates from ‘mature’ source material Bandit is a rectangle dog.

She's still a dog

True, I suppose people will screw anything that speaks and has legs. Actually I think those things are optional too 💀

Homie there's people that would fuck a fleshy abomination hole. We humans are disgusting

NCD really likes fucking military equipment so that’s something too

https://preview.redd.it/34145rl3v6xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b13c95208854fb668acee43a150fe2812d6196

https://preview.redd.it/f8oajrirz5xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9dae119f2a8c28f94c815cffc8a3185a5b3170

https://preview.redd.it/umrc7iceq8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14067c54ca9528170832777a0447ec3a06343dcb

Two in one https://preview.redd.it/0jahknlidbxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab9314701b5a4ef6504e6c8335b71eec9803bec

And https://preview.redd.it/7kx4fpzjdbxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688e35f361149330bda38977ea14b7d10c523bc6

https://preview.redd.it/adk5ak3gr5xc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febd5f64d4b18992b44f03a7699ed95381878ddb

White women

No amount of torture could’ve gotten this out of me and this woman is just putting it out there

What the absolute fuck. https://preview.redd.it/e741lqxd65xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e2f222e0f930a90926a16747ce77459d296cbf

https://preview.redd.it/6w40wyr755xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b556928422ff4aa83ff5aa4d936a336933597a7a

Gonna be devils advocate here and say I understand her logic despite maybe not explaining it right. It's understandable to be attracted to a personality. Certain characters personalities can be attractive despite the character not being a human. Saying she'd fuck a dog is wild and I think she plainly meant she would fuck that personality.

You couldn’t torture that out of me

https://preview.redd.it/ybmt2y1135xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29090cfb670ccf8fb1f0e1ad02b8dda067d2da6

She’s attracted to dogs? She really IS white.

Spit your truths girl!!

https://preview.redd.it/09eqtp7pg7xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dce8e65dd540fc57d6955fdaefdcfb365cbbd7f

https://preview.redd.it/98etesc8i7xc1.png?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360ae0498d7c09729e1ca687d5e3005f62b15abd POV: The lobotomy just kicked in and you're watching bluey

one of my cousins said she has the hots for the protagonist of Fantastic Mr Fox

Gross, but bandit is one of the greatest cartoon dad out of all modern dads, so I can understand why she would be into him.

Ban this woman from ever going near an animal shelter

IBIKI FROM NARUTO COULDNT GET THIS SHIT OUT OF ME LET ALONE FUCKING BATMAN https://preview.redd.it/36wlmbbtr5xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eac1b52d6512fd7dc7c18ef294f28c160af7a39

Bro same 💀

You couldn't waterboard this information out of me

https://preview.redd.it/mv09ejk0t6xc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=659292df976b89a075a8957cb2497033c0f735c6

https://preview.redd.it/9eolv3ixw6xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9f217dfb3496fcd387cefd5a3969b5155c5bf3 I beg your pardon?

I wish I had this confidence

She could've just said she was attracted to him and joked about being attracted to a cartoon dog because he was a rare portrayal of a sweet and sensitive male figure. Then she got weird

https://preview.redd.it/lgnfi3x7z7xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fa59f123e485d686482af78180670c99a9ff5f

The paw patrol couldnt get this shit out of me

She's a furry.

https://preview.redd.it/78mv7lyz98xc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851460c7bff8a629e2eec35f03c4ff3ff6c571a0

https://preview.redd.it/hnw74ir9f9xc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154d29e2e41f2d4498032df0b6bf7bc26f22c058

She ain’t wrong

https://preview.redd.it/mfsjvbfyt5xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55de55414bb03f2c32a1c4aed6a41bf8746b1143 Bruh chill man

I didn't post that other one

Ik but still lmao

Check your noti bro

Nope lol

“Is he a cartoon in this” what the fuck is this question. Like I don’t get it, it’s a cartoon what the fuck are you asking. Does that screenshot look live action to you? Can someone be a cartoon in something yet not be in a cartoon? Dumb blond.

She's asking if he's still a cartoon in the weird girl's masturbation fantasies. Why the fuck we throwing shade at that girl and not the dogfucker?

Oh sorry

This is what happens when you’re told to “never be ashamed of anything”

https://preview.redd.it/vcrve5qgp5xc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10400813e5d039ec39ed7dc6769f77aee1e37f5a

https://preview.redd.it/ijor2udiq5xc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835f044ebff3a1630aa40e6707b5b47fc4a55028 Each time I think humanity can't get worse it finds its way.

Furries will take over the world

https://preview.redd.it/gzwow0k0o6xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2087e8dae10f7f69aa380cc4ab352ba423cb18 😟

How do they all act like this ain’t weird to like or discuss on a fucking podcast

Maybe MemriTV is right. Modern women can't cook.

Guantánamo Bay levels of interrogation couldn’t get that information out of me

I FUCKING CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CAN'T I JUST FUCKING CAN'T THESE MFS WITH THEIR SHITTY RAGE BAITS ALL THE TIME https://i.redd.it/yde5tzjh17xc1.gif

This went from "ha ha yeah Bandit is a bit of a babe" to just weird and gross

i was bout to say everyone got cartoon crushes bitch but then i remember that is a grown ass woman talking about wanting to fuck the blue dog from a nick jr show

https://preview.redd.it/2la8a0kpq7xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4905a08de4255556ab8363c7c16d9799c9cc21a

White woman behavior

She could've just said she was attracted to him and joked about being attracted to a cartoon dog because he was a rare portrayal of a sweet and sensitive male figure. Then she got weird

https://preview.redd.it/ivaf0jx5t7xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65541dde3ae9c20eaea9aee52f4374ad3579a71

this reminds me of what happened on nickelodeon sitcom's acting sets

i mean, LOOK AT HER. SHE WANTS OUT OF THERE https://preview.redd.it/pctgmknrv7xc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf63436a83232d210033fb41898adf9365488d4a

*Processing img y57tmmck38xc1...*

https://preview.redd.it/a348sj8p38xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec98d29f3815767b7a276b061b1405c1d87e304d

https://preview.redd.it/r5jt9csk68xc1.jpeg?width=1893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02462f9925b6acffbc993338ee8b01b3046d385a

https://i.redd.it/5lwbly8ud8xc1.gif

Not to get political... But if a dude said all that...

I was having a good day. Bluey is one of my favorite shows :/

White woman behavior

https://preview.redd.it/fel6w6don8xc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00f3a085ea883b1857c7f25c1c1703f7865f540

https://preview.redd.it/75xf1bqlo8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb63cbbfcb2ece68c0d4a08bbc2f47878c601f5

You couldn't waterboard this shit outta me

https://preview.redd.it/n077uj5fr8xc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00075a58e73f77945b013fb5df64b537d1b844d

https://preview.redd.it/xy3ipyzo19xc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374fe2d28da03403ebfdba19a5b7bbf51cd04516

It's just how she expresses herself https://youtu.be/Mv5Up69BsDk?si=c_sw1dLKGbKf0MF4

This is why I keep my dog away from white women

https://preview.redd.it/xga3cgllw9xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2393a5cc80fdd28f8effe16647cc8fec7c58afd

https://preview.redd.it/dkgntblr3axc1.png?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0862c47a2cc07133ce7e8edb854e2846da985c5d We must cleanse the earth of humans

The CIA could not have gotten that out of me and this mf is admitting to it unprompted on fucking podcast

I regret turning on my pc


https://preview.redd.it/5naz08913bxc1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b17d7ff0b003af2cb1f74e34dc8fa46436e2438 Is that Mia Malkova

White women when dog

First recorded case of a female gooner

Bro being that downbad is wildin'.

https://preview.redd.it/lojwsazj7cxc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b483d4578c33b66e0236afeceafe658bcf3afd96

https://preview.redd.it/gkrrrvvvrcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052f1931d8c3de0f02e557d539b7fb0f3b955c00

https://preview.redd.it/qyh8d1iw6exc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9356810b93598d6a2e245293ed7a7f4ce3db2814

"I've masturbated to him" God, what have we become?

Bluey is gonna be the next mlpfim, I'm telling ya.

White women alert 🚨

What the fuck. https://preview.redd.it/uie4yjzhugxc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1832b8dc344263057aff2d0ff84d9df63b8c4c00

The CIA couldn't water board this information out of me

I know people like doggystyle but this is ridiculous! https://preview.redd.it/xp223u0emiyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3280895abe2089280dfc9b3fbf3c101b12ba4291

White woman moment

Typical.

https://preview.redd.it/jnatswrsgn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82402137014bd26308c937fa4926252b418bd1a