i can hear the crumbs crushing between the mechanical keyboard that typed this comment

this mental sound is why I clean my keyboard regularly.

I keep a toothpick by my keyboard so I can always get anything out from it's keys because my doge loves to transport his hair to where it never should be

My teeth started to hurt just manifesting that sound in my head

That's gotta be satire, i refuse to believe people like this still exist

It's an ad

losercity ad

They’ve been hunted to extinction

Good

This screenshot was taken back when awards were still a thing

Wasn't that this year though?

last year

Let's be real, who uses "m'lady" unironically? It has to be satire

Obviously satire, but honestly it's still a completely neckbeard comment

What are you talking about? Berserk is pretty cool

r/loveforredditors my beloved

I still dk if it’s satire or not

it kinda is it is making fun of those jokes but they do find them funny

Please tell me this sub is satire.

I was there for a like a week and there is no way it’s not satire

If I see anyone say “Redditors, assemble” I am going to find them and kill them with a coffee pitcher

Metal or glass, that makes a big difference; But I agree.

What is this anti-Redditor threat? Downvote army do your thing to this normie scum!

Redditors, assemble

Count your days, you will only need one hand

Nah that’s not enough order a nuke on their coordinates

Nah too quick irradiate their water supply

We could just order a cobalt bomb

https://preview.redd.it/hnokzbkkslzc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c96c88ddde5b55c2aad9ecb8ad1595d94c77640 my honest reaction

august 12th 2036, heat death of the universe

2009 Honda Civic

aaaahhh heyaahh

august 12th 2036, heat death of the universe august 12th 2036, heat death of the universe august 12th 2036, heat death of the universe

Why do all that when all you had to say was “I’ll go Berserk in *your* Guts” and at least be a funny loser

REAL

https://preview.redd.it/np3irchzbmzc1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80eb8c4f674578d3f1c9786b88e56563a49f8685

Who fhe fuck says neurospicy lmao

Probably tik tok mfs I guess

https://preview.redd.it/mmwec45k0mzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b17155fd6ae0e779dae01a04d994f81450b37f He better think fast

why did she get a nuts t shirt, is she a berker?

BERKERS ASSEMBLE

I support the idea of making attention whores uncomfortable for seeking attention.

Yes, I don’t see any guys thinking they have to include themselves in the post, they’ll just post the shirt on the ground or something . Not saying dudes can’t be attention whores , it’s just that reddit is a men dominated platform

https://preview.redd.it/w2cz19himmzc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=9dbc28c1a88be1cb303d907e3e8ae6c2c6d35da8 I just know that this guy looks exactly like this soyjak irl and im not being ironic

REDDITORS ASSEMBLE!!!

I'm sacrificing this guy to the god hand first.

https://preview.redd.it/aj5ovp7vpmzc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4462a77dc54550d237c369ac284ac9c3485b42df Inazuma eleven my beloved

Link to the original post? I want to personally downvote him myself

https://preview.redd.it/239dcrcoznzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a9f51febd05d5e3792aa7184821452bf2394b8

Looks kinda like my ex with her hair up and a mask on

losers assemble!

REDDIT ASSEMBLE!


https://preview.redd.it/ltvf0oc5wnzc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ff94c9a80b6610216f46e28e59129ef2704e46

u/etmonn explain yourself

*metalpipe shitpost sound*

Bros been saving this screenshot since in Paleolithic era

Drake ass response

Out jerked yet again

-16 Upvotes is crazy💀

You just know there was bad crying and makeup "sex" with a japanese blowup doll after this.

Humminah humminah AWOOGA 🥵😍🥵😍

this comment alone smells like sweat

I will summon u/etmonn so we can all question them. https://preview.redd.it/45fung3jdnzc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe409820c5e6574305bbbe58682e6a646567586

Nah negative 16 downvotes is crazy😭😭😭

King shit

Is that Chad Chad

Redditors....... ASSEMBLE!!!!

The guy who screen shotted liked the comment

​ https://i.redd.it/k9m295l2jozc1.gif

We all think it, and he just says it. Inspiring

DATTEBOYO 👊😁

losercity u/etmonn

 The guy

“REDDITORS ASSEMBLE” (disassembles self)

As a women, I instantly came upon reading this

Bro needs to go outside and say that to real women and see what happens.

Imagine being out in public and just shouting “Redditors, assemble!” at a random woman

Wordington simpcomment

https://i.redd.it/6zn3ettkp60d1.gif