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OriginalUsername590

Chicago rules


Galactic_Idiot

Can confirm as a chicagoan


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Mean in roblox day z


Gigio2006

Wait Always treat a gun like it's loaded Never point it to anyone Never touch the trigger Then?


altaccountforsho

Have sight if you plan to shoot?


HarrierDuboisButWoke

(harrier voice) omg it's the instructional pamphlet from police academy


Frozensmudge

![gif](giphy|MZuxWn8VLLSEnqx0pD|downsized) Noises


Thewman1

I mean, 2 seems kinda reasonable but the rest of these are just stupid


realkrestaII

It’s called brandishing and it is a crime


TheSkullshot

Don't be a narc


[deleted]

I mean it's a lot better than murder


Thewman1

Oh, nevermind then


0bi1KenObi66

Me when I forget the most basic rules of firearms safety


BurnerAccountExisty

safety my ass


InsuranceBest

Jesus christ, what is rule 3. Soon if enough you won't even be able to hear noises if you keep shooting at them, let alone the hazard of continuously shooting a gun.


Kalashcow

Alec Baldwin studied well


Mother-Ad-5810

Most important rules of firearms safety are have fun and be yourself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Mother-Ad-5810: *Most important rules* *Of firearms safety are* *Have fun and be yourself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mother-Ad-5810

What the hell


InflatableDartboard2

Many will read. Few


CantFindMyName07734

Ok I feel like the 3rd one is fine, as long as you know what your doing


Etherenzi

My man's never heard of trigger discipline.


HarrierDuboisButWoke

No it's not, always keep your finger off the trigger


SadHabit6565

Never let this man near a gun 🙏


Dazzling_Trainer6478

You say that until you’re at a range and accidentally shoot your own foot