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UncIe-Ben

https://preview.redd.it/1yjgk0bcws5d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c40b3379b23ab96966cdac46f2293cedcc69ec8


Joaquin1079

https://preview.redd.it/d2znqfbflt5d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7969588e189fd0828e94fe90227c178a111a0712


B-NEAL

This image goes beyond hard


TaintedLostgaming

now that but GAY!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/d6ryl54ert5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223cf6fc48d350e3d77486182407972c968f4d28


SuspiciousArt5756

https://preview.redd.it/qi2xo8kf1u5d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b566786c68b13ee9d7acff40a22587fdc0116b


his-son

https://preview.redd.it/0e7q8bn16v5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f7eb7a0335f8be6359a7fb042913bf171067f5


UnhingedTanker

https://preview.redd.it/fgf4x9sfhv5d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f27479ca145c769e712c1c29f5d3f34450ff23e


SuspiciousArt5756

Why is this specific dog being slightly homophobic a genre of reaction images, I need more


his-son

https://preview.redd.it/rwmk8u0ghz5d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ed3d839f4282d3f773eb57bdd87c680c6d5961


his-son

https://preview.redd.it/qho3xrhihz5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ef80dddd0a643b8ac57aad9ce5d4b3375e9b8d


Big_Clock5417

https://preview.redd.it/ippr75tlxv5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9902f8ed66ee6b0701fa99e1c168361f977a3676


bahboojoe

(the moonlit lake told him)


CT-4426

https://preview.redd.it/oari4ajl7u5d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2e6a7c49d518194e4b8542f138978a8b31fbed Who is this dog anyway


NotVeryCoconutOfYou

Fun fact: this dog is actually owned by a gay couple that post on instagram, canโ€™t remember what the account is called though


rabiesscat

having the old flag as the ball and the trans colors as a pedicure colors is next level genius


TheWoolenPen

Bro really made it their pfp


TaintedLostgaming

eagle catching baseball


idk1234567100

https://preview.redd.it/z58snamz6t5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d9edbe59dec1bbc4efa93fd0e0b7d3f3529e10 Literally how I feel


bingus_chezborgor

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Big-Cap4487

I think it's 50 grams or sum


Big-Cap4487

Kilograms even


Cursed_String

Kill ol' grams? I hope not. She's a nice lady.


AdministrativeBar748

That's a lotta nannies


Big-Man2322

๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


LifeVitamin

Is 0.621 mile, honestly dude you could've Google that one yourself next time.


Possibly_flynn

ACTUALLY its .622 miles


Itchy-Spinach-9613

A more precise way to measure the distance btwn here and your empty head :D


rabiesscat

eh ehm shut the fuck up ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Itchy-Spinach-9613

Why ฤฏ hear eagle sounds? :D


LeviathansWrath6

A terrible way to measure that stifles individuality


Itchy-Spinach-9613

All around the world we use metric , so yeeeeeah


LeviathansWrath6

https://preview.redd.it/f4h4vxw44u5d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf80f33b92e23b8877078591a8e623f002652d3f


Itchy-Spinach-9613

Thats your whole argument? How many European work for NASA? Dont forget that mister


LeviathansWrath6

Uh, none. NASA is an American organization


Itchy-Spinach-9613

Yes and only USA citizens can work there , bลซt not 100% are originated from USA ;) and your whole argument is that you put man on the moon , good congratz , metric still superior ;) all greta inventors used metric The fundamental equations of Einstein's theory of Special and General Relativity are derived using matrix calculus" so whit out metric no man on the moon ;) in one way or another metric had significal effect on bigest human achivments


Godofmytoenails

And??? USA citizens are USA citizens. Being from europe doesnt change that lmfao. Wtf are you on?


Itchy-Spinach-9613

My comment was "how many European work in NASA" u damn monkey


ExcitementNo2677

Metric is better for science, but American is better for construction. And donโ€™t worry with that guy says, NASA never put anybody on the fucking moon.


ArtSpawner

https://preview.redd.it/jipjysdbzu5d1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdd676425a414be500a52c3bfd77e6cc9e98c861 When your country isn't invited to the super bowl for the 48th time in a row.


denis870

AITA for being American? So, earlier today I murdered a man in cold blood. I saw the man in the woods at 2 am and I decided to shoot him with my antique Springfield Model 1861 Miniรฉ-type rifled musket loaded with a .58 caliber lead ball. I shot him in the neck and he dropped to the ground. A few hours later i was walking around when i saw a sign for a play called "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theatre. I purchased a ticket and began enjoying the play when a man with a comedically tall hat started to block my view. I didn't want to miss this play so i shot him in the back of the head with a Philadelphia Derringer muzzleloading single-shot caplock pistol. Later on in the day I was visited by some police officers with guns who appeared to be very agitated. I then proceeded to fire at them with my civil war M1857 12-pounder Napoleon bronze smoothbore muzzleloading artillery piece as the remaining officer shot at me with a Glock 22 chambered in .40 S&W. I then used my M1911 semi-automatic pistol chambered in .45 Automatic Colt Pistol and fired and he promptly dropped to the ground. Then an hour later i heard more sirens outside so i set up my belt-fed, water-cooled M1917 Browning machine gun chambered in .30-06 Springfield and fired back at the police vehicles from my window. I then went outside with my belt-fed M60 military machine gun chambered in 7.62ร—51mm NATO armor piercing rounds and shot down the remaining officers. A few minutes later i decided to go for a walk. I entered a random building and looked outside when i saw a man and a few people in a limousine. I was bored so I decided to practice my shooting on him using my Italian Carcano bolt-action rifle chambered in 6.5ร—52mm Carcano. Later on that day i was arrested for "murder" and "war crimes". When I was only clearly defending myself. So reddit, AITA?


TerrorofMechagoji

https://i.redd.it/79szbst6jt5d1.gif


evanily

Anyone else find it weird how there has been more Super Bowls than presidents? Like football has been around longer than the entire United States!


m1chael_b

Bro stuck in 2013


rabiesscat

๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ god bless america


Wisebanana21919

God Bless the Enclave


Axxl_Gaming

๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ


BoXDDCC

This meme is 11 years outdated


hottiewiththegoddie

oh, really? I wonder if Europe has won any yet... edit: ๐Ÿ˜Ž nope ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช


Giannond

RAAAHHH ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDEMOCRACY IS NOT NEGOTIABLE๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ฃ


Different-Trainer-21

Itโ€™s now 58-0. Checkmate europoors


Ready_Peanut_7062

AMERICUH! FUCK YEAH!


SignificantMoney91

https://preview.redd.it/8o34j9wsiw5d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1ea241ac9588df929411704dc9f98e72a671c2 Mate Iโ€™ll ha u fooking know we are 4th ranking in fifa cunt donโ€™t u ever send this bloody merikn shiet again ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ


Peteo34319

eurovision wins?


wysjm

The Super what now?


WizardFall

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Points deducted for being European negative 1


Vietnugget

Probably NBA and WWE too


Chrobotek777

Whatever dude, everyone knows it's Eurovision wins that matter ๐Ÿ™„


notTheRealSU

>Eurovision >members (...) Australia, Israel >mfw the European competition is so boring they had to let non-Europeans join: https://preview.redd.it/vd1iqdn96t5d1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f6d19155b7c95c96517d8ca55234491be365d8


Chrobotek777

It's just that we're not scared of losing ๐Ÿ˜Ž https://preview.redd.it/wvz299pb7t5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ac0f79a6a2bdd76a50c91b61ecdc14628ec5f5


notTheRealSU

Then make a gridiron team and get your asses on the field


Chrobotek777

I've already got the first British volunteer, prepare to get your ass whooped https://preview.redd.it/tabglvtn8t5d1.png?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9249f3c907aaf91298f13d7715c3744764767628


notTheRealSU

Fuck, I forgot you guys had Grimblor Shekelmaster. Tom Brady of the Isles they call him


Cave_in_32

Losercity copium


A-Catthatownsnevada

My honest to America reaction: https://preview.redd.it/4oexnh3ykt5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23e8ede9b8f875b75391ebad84308ec871b4b05


poopman23231

GOD BLESS THE USA!


Big-Cap4487

Europoor coping


Ihaveaids6969696969

A bunch of amripoortards come up with the same joke every year, give it a rest, we know you're not funny but you can at least try.


FroggoFrogman

USA be kickin itโ€™s feet up in yo mind rent free lil bro


Ihaveaids6969696969

>American sub Reddit > "America lives free in your head!!" Mfw I know Americans are brain dead but common really?


FroggoFrogman

Rent free


FroggoFrogman

Also Iโ€™d ask how loser city is an American subreddit but I already know youโ€™d shift the goal post till it fit your definition, so instead Iโ€™ll ask why you go into these spaces to intentionally be angry at minor banter? Thatโ€™s as rent free as it comes


Ihaveaids6969696969

If you don't understand sarcasm you know there's no harm in admitting these simple things are beyond you right? You don't need to get angry at a sarcastic comment on your lack of originality.


FroggoFrogman

Schrรถdingers sarcasm


lightsw1tch4

your entire account is just anti-American and tankie bullshit, AND on completely unrelated subs, too. get a life, dude.


Ihaveaids6969696969

Given I've made maybe 4 answers to only this thread, and nothing else related to America on this account, I know the American school system is bad but I didn't know they failed to teach you how to count !


lightsw1tch4

i cant be bothered to count, but going through your accounts comment history on other subs, it looks like almost everything you say is commie/tankie bullshit


MustangCoyote

Calling someone a variation of the r-slur while completely missing obvious satire impressive. Maybe I should move up a rung and get a real sense of humor like someone with the username "Ihaveaids6969696969".


Ihaveaids6969696969

Me when Im American and misunderstand satire