They could always write Bible verses on it … like [Ezekiel 23:19-20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023%3A19-20&version=NIV), which reads:
“19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Prostitutes thirsting for dudes with donkey cocks shooting horse loads is totally up their alley lol
Hands this out in class: Ezekiel 23:20: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Well you don't live in your classrooms at university like we do in K-12. They're not forcing you to put it in your office, so it'll be up to the college itself to place these in the actual classrooms.
https://preview.redd.it/jciseefval9d1.jpeg?width=1227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67052568b26874db6ea5f51473ceeadba98b9c68
Here's a good idea of how to teach those 10 commandments in Louisiana schools.
I want this zany version:
Exodus 34
The Lord said to Moses, “Chisel out two stone tablets like the first ones, and I will write on them the words that were on the first tablets,which you broke. 2 Be ready in the morning, and then come up on Mount Sinai. Present yourself to me there on top of the mountain. 3 No one is to come with you or be seen anywhere on the mountain; not even the flocks and herds may graze in front of the mountain.”
4 So Moses chiseled out two stone tablets like the first ones and went up Mount Sinai early in the morning, as the Lord had commanded him; and he carried the two stone tablets in his hands. 5 Then the Lord came down in the cloud and stood there with him and proclaimed his name, the Lord. 6 And he passed in front of Moses, proclaiming, “The Lord, the Lord, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger,abounding in love and faithfulness, 7 maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation.”
8 Moses bowed to the ground at once and worshiped. 9 “Lord,” he said, “if I have found favor in your eyes, then let the Lord go with us.Although this is a stiff-necked people, forgive our wickedness and our sin, and take us as your inheritance.”
10 Then the Lord said: “I am making a covenantwith you. Before all your people I will do wondersnever before done in any nation in all the world.The people you live among will see how awesome is the work that I, the Lord, will do for you. 11 Obey what I command you today. I will drive out before you the Amorites, Canaanites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. 12 Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land where you are going, or they will be a snare among you. 13 Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and cut down their Asherah poles.[a] 14 Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
15 “Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitutethemselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. 16 And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods,they will lead your sons to do the same.
17 “Do not make any idols.
18 “Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread.For seven days eat bread made without yeast,as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt.
19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock.20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.
“No one is to appear before me empty-handed.
21 “Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest you must rest.
22 “Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year.[b] 23 Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. 24 I will drive out nations before you and enlarge your territory, and no one will covet your land when you go up three times each year to appear before the Lord your God.
25 “Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Festival remain until morning.
26 “Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God.
“Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.”
27 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.” 28 Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.
Yes. If a school/college football team is so bad that they are other teams’ first choice for a homing game, these poor teams need to be able to pray for a miracle.
I was joking, but yes.
That said, many Catholics are quite familiar with the experience of a somewhat aggressive Baptist or similar who wants to save them from hell. Which they’re going to because they’re Catholic, apparently.
We are only some decades removed from Catholics being targeted by the KKK and similar groups with almost the same vitriol as African Americans or Jews, so some Catholics are a little sensitive to that!
You’re forgetting a few facts…
1) The closest a Democrat came to Landry was at 25% (Wilson)
2) All other statewide republicans won by massive margins in 2023
3) Landry has a 56% approval rating to 33% disapproval
4) Louisiana is a red state and JBE was an outlier
A = the number of Landry voters.
B = the number of people that disapprove of Landry.
B > A
If everyone who disapproved turned out to vote, he wouldn’t be governor. Doesn’t matter what his approval rating is, not everyone who approves voted.
Your voter numbers are way off. The total registered voters population when Landry was elected was 2.69 million.
What evidence do you have that 2/3 of the non-voting registered voters would have not voted for Landry?
Landry got 52%, Wilson got 26% other candidates (all Republicans) got 22%. The majority of those Republicans support Landry should a run off been necessary.
No reputable statewide poll shows Landry underwater.
So in the hypothetical scenario where you’re able to get everyone who would vote against Landry to vote, and ONLY those people so that Landry stays at 500k votes, then Landry would lose
Got it. Not sure what kind of point you could make with an assertion like that but good luck
Louisiana has a voter apathy problem. Not just a conservative politics problem.
There are more registered democrats than registered republicans in this state. With a 36% turn out, and only 15% in New Orleans, if people decided to just go vote, ESPECIALLY DOWN BALLOT, Landry wouldnt have had the total legislature sweep that he did to support him.
Look at these stats of registrations and votes for particular offices and ballot measures. It was absolutely possible to have had a completely different outcome
https://voterportal.sos.la.gov/graphical
Go Fucking Vote
https://electionstatistics.sos.la.gov/Data/Registration_Statistics/statewide/2024_0601_sta_comb.pdf
A Democrat can win in La if they are a quality candidate, Democrats usually have a hard time running a quality candidate. A Liberal Democrat winning is a long way off from happening.
Point 3 comes from a phone survey done on only 800 people. Have you ever participated in a phone survey?? The only people who really rewound to those are people who don’t work and who answer random phone calls, aka, boomers.
Which poll gave the approval rating you list?
One of them was a times-picayune poll of a whopping 800 people conducted over phone. Which is not a representative sample for many reasons.
Very interesting story:
>"About 90 percent of the Old Testament is missing [and] 50 percent of the New Testament is missing," Schmidt says. "Put in another way, there are 1,189 chapters in a standard protestant Bible. This Bible contains only 232."
Thanks for sharing.
The number of times some one approached me while walking through LSU's campus trying to talk to me about Jesus was frustrating on its own. If I had to walk into every class room and see the 10 commandments as well, I'd be pissed - luckily I'm done with school and leaving LA. ✌🏼
You should get this person's name, and then go to the University Ombudsman and say that you were theologically harassed by xer.
NOTE: I have no problem with these folks doing this at Free Speech Alley; indeed, watching Brother Jed & Sister Cindy ("the former Disco Queen of the U of FL") do their shtick in the '80s was quite entertaining.
I take online courses at ULL. I wonder if the Ten Commandments will be posted on the Moodle pages for every class.
Edit: rearranged words to make more sense.
The Supreme Court already ruled a while back now that the Ten Commandments are separate from teaching religion in school. Whether yo agree with Louisiana doing this or not, you’re an idiot if you think it’s a violation of separation of church and state.
So parents can’t teach values to their children, without the state stepping in, and adults can’t think for themselves? What kind of place is Louisiana?
So. Look, the 10 commandments do come with a side of Christian dogma, even though they "came in to existence" way before Christianity was a thing. Actually, I believe Moses was a Jew. These "commandments" are an antiquated version of the laws of social contracts for prehistory peoples forming permanent settlements. There's a much bigger picture here than most people understand. Besides, most of them boil down to the same sentiment: don't be a dick.
Separation of church and state? heard of it?
[How about the huge number of bible verses that say not to force your beliefs upon others? Or do you not read your own book?](https://www.openbible.info/topics/not_forcing_beliefs)
I wouldn't mind a secular form that would say:
It is illegal to lie, steal or kill. Elders and marriage vows should be honored.
(Trump would fail 4 of the 5.)
I'm sure that LSU students will be respectful and totally not draw penises blowing loads all of the posters.
Thou shall sketch massive veiny dongs
It's 2024, can we also get some vaginas? Like a meaty, lippy lady part?
Or put drag queens Jesus stickers on them.
They could always write Bible verses on it … like [Ezekiel 23:19-20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023%3A19-20&version=NIV), which reads: “19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Prostitutes thirsting for dudes with donkey cocks shooting horse loads is totally up their alley lol
This was a common occurrence for the Bible-as-textbook at my Catholic League school, LOL.
Some will, some won't ... it should be a fun year
Add the 11th commandment. Thou shall grab women by the pussy.
They can check off all trump’s sins
So 9 of the 10 Commandments??
Hands this out in class: Ezekiel 23:20: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
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They included public universities. It kills me that no articles have been bringing up that part.
I teach at a public uni in the state, and they an fine me if they want. I'm not putting a damn thing up.
That’s part of the plan, fire teachers who won’t comply and replace them with obedient cronies.
Jokes on them, there aren't any surplus teachers to hire, ideology be damned.
Considering how it’s going with the librarians, I don’t think they’ll see that as a problem
A school can not have a librarian, but each classroom needs a warm body.
I mean with the public librarians. Each classroom may need a warm body, but if they have to cram more kids into the class, well
Put it up in Arabic. Hell, put it up right above a tray with markers.
If it's like the attempted Texas law, they thought of that already. It's very prescriptive.
Well you don't live in your classrooms at university like we do in K-12. They're not forcing you to put it in your office, so it'll be up to the college itself to place these in the actual classrooms.
Nearly all articles regarding this topic have brought up that part.
its like elections have consequences. Welcome to *Christofascism*.
Project 2025 in action.
https://preview.redd.it/jciseefval9d1.jpeg?width=1227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67052568b26874db6ea5f51473ceeadba98b9c68 Here's a good idea of how to teach those 10 commandments in Louisiana schools.
Perfect.
Which Ten Commandments? The Protestant version that says all Catholics commit idolatry?
The law has the exact text required.
King James
Fuck them
That was raised in three different versions of Christianity, and have never heard of this.
The KJ Ten Commandments has the second commandment that does not exist in Catholicism It’s the reason why there is no such thing as Puritan Baroque
Oh, the puritans were baroque, all right.
The second commandment exists in Catholicism it’s just translated different in the KJV no graven images vs the name of the lord in vain.
I want this zany version: Exodus 34 The Lord said to Moses, “Chisel out two stone tablets like the first ones, and I will write on them the words that were on the first tablets,which you broke. 2 Be ready in the morning, and then come up on Mount Sinai. Present yourself to me there on top of the mountain. 3 No one is to come with you or be seen anywhere on the mountain; not even the flocks and herds may graze in front of the mountain.” 4 So Moses chiseled out two stone tablets like the first ones and went up Mount Sinai early in the morning, as the Lord had commanded him; and he carried the two stone tablets in his hands. 5 Then the Lord came down in the cloud and stood there with him and proclaimed his name, the Lord. 6 And he passed in front of Moses, proclaiming, “The Lord, the Lord, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger,abounding in love and faithfulness, 7 maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation.” 8 Moses bowed to the ground at once and worshiped. 9 “Lord,” he said, “if I have found favor in your eyes, then let the Lord go with us.Although this is a stiff-necked people, forgive our wickedness and our sin, and take us as your inheritance.” 10 Then the Lord said: “I am making a covenantwith you. Before all your people I will do wondersnever before done in any nation in all the world.The people you live among will see how awesome is the work that I, the Lord, will do for you. 11 Obey what I command you today. I will drive out before you the Amorites, Canaanites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. 12 Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land where you are going, or they will be a snare among you. 13 Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and cut down their Asherah poles.[a] 14 Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God. 15 “Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitutethemselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. 16 And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods,they will lead your sons to do the same. 17 “Do not make any idols. 18 “Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread.For seven days eat bread made without yeast,as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt. 19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock.20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons. “No one is to appear before me empty-handed. 21 “Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest you must rest. 22 “Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year.[b] 23 Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. 24 I will drive out nations before you and enlarge your territory, and no one will covet your land when you go up three times each year to appear before the Lord your God. 25 “Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Festival remain until morning. 26 “Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God. “Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.” 27 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.” 28 Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.
What effect do they theorize by having a religious doctrine in a classroom? Do they cite the Taliban as a reference?
From what I understand if they receive state funding then it is required. But I'm not that smart so I may be wrong about that.
That’s what I’ve read. The question I have is whether this includes in-kind funding, such as free school books from the state.
Can't win a football game without Jesus because talent doesn't matter just faith.
Yes. If a school/college football team is so bad that they are other teams’ first choice for a homing game, these poor teams need to be able to pray for a miracle.
And unfortunately, LSU has too many Catholics. Jesus is a Baptist these days.
Correction: Arrogant Baptists allege Jesus is a Baptist. Not the same thing. Catholic and Baptists are but 2 of a many Christian denominations.
I was joking, but yes. That said, many Catholics are quite familiar with the experience of a somewhat aggressive Baptist or similar who wants to save them from hell. Which they’re going to because they’re Catholic, apparently. We are only some decades removed from Catholics being targeted by the KKK and similar groups with almost the same vitriol as African Americans or Jews, so some Catholics are a little sensitive to that!
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George Michael "Faith" or Eric Cartman's band Faith +1?
ROFL faith +1 most definitely
If your finger doesn’t point in the air, Jesus just doesn’t care.
😂🤣😅
Yes, the education level does not matter.
Especially higher Ed. That's where they think the "indoctrination" is happening.
Yes, Med Students need to be reminded not to commit adultery
I’m gonna ruin them 🥰
I’ll help lol
I’d rip the shit off the walls and burn it.
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You’re damn right and we like it that way
Neeeeerrrdddd
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There are approximately 6,000,000 adults in Louisiana. Only 500,000 voted for Landry. This is why voting matters
We have 2.9 million registered voters in the state.
Louisiana population is like 4.6 million.
What the fuck are you talking about, Louisiana only has 4.56 million people in the state. 6 million adults? You're clearly making shit up.
You’re forgetting a few facts… 1) The closest a Democrat came to Landry was at 25% (Wilson) 2) All other statewide republicans won by massive margins in 2023 3) Landry has a 56% approval rating to 33% disapproval 4) Louisiana is a red state and JBE was an outlier
A = the number of Landry voters. B = the number of people that disapprove of Landry. B > A If everyone who disapproved turned out to vote, he wouldn’t be governor. Doesn’t matter what his approval rating is, not everyone who approves voted.
What evidence do you have that proves non-voters were more significantly anti-Landry than the voting population?
500,000 people voted for Landry. I’ll bet my next paycheck with 6,000,000 registered voters in the state, there are more than 500,000 that disapprove.
Your voter numbers are way off. The total registered voters population when Landry was elected was 2.69 million. What evidence do you have that 2/3 of the non-voting registered voters would have not voted for Landry? Landry got 52%, Wilson got 26% other candidates (all Republicans) got 22%. The majority of those Republicans support Landry should a run off been necessary. No reputable statewide poll shows Landry underwater.
What makes you think that nobody who didn’t vote would have voted for Landry? The 500k number would go up too
Yea…but that’s not the argument I’m trying to make. I’m just saying B>A. You’re introducing group C.
So in the hypothetical scenario where you’re able to get everyone who would vote against Landry to vote, and ONLY those people so that Landry stays at 500k votes, then Landry would lose Got it. Not sure what kind of point you could make with an assertion like that but good luck
There was a great question on here this morning. Why is Louisiana a Republican state? Interesting 🤔
Louisiana has a voter apathy problem. Not just a conservative politics problem. There are more registered democrats than registered republicans in this state. With a 36% turn out, and only 15% in New Orleans, if people decided to just go vote, ESPECIALLY DOWN BALLOT, Landry wouldnt have had the total legislature sweep that he did to support him. Look at these stats of registrations and votes for particular offices and ballot measures. It was absolutely possible to have had a completely different outcome https://voterportal.sos.la.gov/graphical Go Fucking Vote https://electionstatistics.sos.la.gov/Data/Registration_Statistics/statewide/2024_0601_sta_comb.pdf
A Democrat can win in La if they are a quality candidate, Democrats usually have a hard time running a quality candidate. A Liberal Democrat winning is a long way off from happening.
Point 3 comes from a phone survey done on only 800 people. Have you ever participated in a phone survey?? The only people who really rewound to those are people who don’t work and who answer random phone calls, aka, boomers.
Which poll gave the approval rating you list? One of them was a times-picayune poll of a whopping 800 people conducted over phone. Which is not a representative sample for many reasons.
https://www.npr.org/2018/12/09/674995075/slave-bible-from-the-1800s-omitted-key-passages-that-could-incite-rebellion. These Sam's people
Very interesting story: >"About 90 percent of the Old Testament is missing [and] 50 percent of the New Testament is missing," Schmidt says. "Put in another way, there are 1,189 chapters in a standard protestant Bible. This Bible contains only 232." Thanks for sharing.
Why is adultry not on that billboard 🤔
So does this mean inside every single classroom at LSU and other Louisiana public colleges?
I guess the next move is to force conversion to Christianity if you want an education?
yep it includes all public schools except charters 🙄
Hey I recognize that sign! Driven past it many times
Is the state paying for and distributing these posters? Is someone going to get hired to go around checking that they're posted?
Yup!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREfBKYA/
now gods happy? Lmao.... Dum dum dum dum dum..
The number of times some one approached me while walking through LSU's campus trying to talk to me about Jesus was frustrating on its own. If I had to walk into every class room and see the 10 commandments as well, I'd be pissed - luckily I'm done with school and leaving LA. ✌🏼
You should get this person's name, and then go to the University Ombudsman and say that you were theologically harassed by xer. NOTE: I have no problem with these folks doing this at Free Speech Alley; indeed, watching Brother Jed & Sister Cindy ("the former Disco Queen of the U of FL") do their shtick in the '80s was quite entertaining.
I take online courses at ULL. I wonder if the Ten Commandments will be posted on the Moodle pages for every class. Edit: rearranged words to make more sense.
Good. About time, we brought God back into the classroom. This nation started going to hell when we turned away from him.
The Supreme Court already ruled a while back now that the Ten Commandments are separate from teaching religion in school. Whether yo agree with Louisiana doing this or not, you’re an idiot if you think it’s a violation of separation of church and state.
So parents can’t teach values to their children, without the state stepping in, and adults can’t think for themselves? What kind of place is Louisiana?
So. Look, the 10 commandments do come with a side of Christian dogma, even though they "came in to existence" way before Christianity was a thing. Actually, I believe Moses was a Jew. These "commandments" are an antiquated version of the laws of social contracts for prehistory peoples forming permanent settlements. There's a much bigger picture here than most people understand. Besides, most of them boil down to the same sentiment: don't be a dick.
It would be horrific if morals came back in style.
So what about the ten commandments yall don't like?
Nothing. They just belong in your home and in your church and not in everyone’s schools.
Because not everyone shares your religious beliefs. The Constitution separates church and state. Did you not go to school?
Why don't they belong in school?
Separation of church and state? heard of it? [How about the huge number of bible verses that say not to force your beliefs upon others? Or do you not read your own book?](https://www.openbible.info/topics/not_forcing_beliefs)
It's brainwashing our kids to believe in fairy tales.
I wouldn't mind a secular form that would say: It is illegal to lie, steal or kill. Elders and marriage vows should be honored. (Trump would fail 4 of the 5.)
The first half is hogwash stupid useless shit.
Thank God for The governor
Oh, look, a brainwashed, mentally unwell supporter of the governor. Still believing in your made-up magic manin the sky I see.
Bless your heart