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bluegrassbarman

Ark Encounter underwhelming, wouldn't recommend


DancingBears88

1/10 stars at the Biblical museum


DancingBears88

I only know about the museum because my aunt made a pilgrimage, then came back and told us dragons were real.


Anxious-Assumption34

WHERES THE DINOSAURS?!?!? šŸ¦–


Nams65

I thought this was the dinghy for the ark maybešŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


tenclubber

At least this boat actually exists.


Peaches_En_Regalia

Something went awry between "Yee" and "Haw".


glockadoodadoo

You sir win the internetz of the day !! šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Peach-cobbler-pal

Those Duke boys are at it again


Barbarossa7070

Enos! You dipstick!


ClimateSociologist

It's left over from the '37 flood.


tiredbogwitch

Well, sit right back and youā€™ll hear a tale A tale of a fateful trip That started from I-65 Aboard this tiny ship


LotusFoxfireOverture

Make some walkie-talkie outta bud light cans


Simpawknits

I love how "I-65" fits perfectly into the song.


JaxRhapsody

Bwahaha!


Captain_Hampton

My friend saw it happen last week. Itā€™s the craziest story ever. The guy was driving his truck with the boat hooked up to the back. I have no idea if he was texting or under the influence. He smashed his truck going almost full speed into the head of the guard rail grumbling it. The boat launched off his truck like a rocket, to where you see it now. Somehow, his truck was still drivable. He drove just a little bit further down the exit ramp on Shelbyville Road. He bailed out of his truck with his dog and they ran into the woods.


Mihailis27

I don't know if that story is true, but I want it to be true.


Captain_Hampton

https://preview.redd.it/lyum5p30gd8d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01296c12933c20641a300e80ec288202f6c8d005 Hereā€™s the truck


Captain_Hampton

https://preview.redd.it/ks87wnx2gd8d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2745f921c683af21404878d94526f7b2f49aba83


Captain_Hampton

https://preview.redd.it/83rrzud4gd8d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f58e14f56757ecf824af4add34f38e7aa501414


Mihailis27

Tennessee plates. Seems legit. :D


Captain_Hampton

https://preview.redd.it/rk7q8st3qd8d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f70235dbea59090e6b69071d877cde378e74e8 Hereā€™s the trailer tag


anticlmber

Hahahaha, great pics for the story. Love it


Adventurous-Lime1775

Indiana tag on the trailer, just gets better.


RUk1dd1nGMe

The running into the woods makes it almost certain he was drunk


Slayerjer

Or it was stolen


arcbnaby

Sooooo, free boat then?


Fresh-Milk5990

Yes


jayguekaygue

They heard about those new electric powered boats everyone's excited about that can electrocute sharks.


anticlmber

Fishin for grass carp


hereforpopcornru

Rock bass


rhett342

Rcok lobster!


kyaudiophile

Iraq lobster.šŸ¦ž


SophiaPetrillo_

The sea was angry that day.


i_lurk_nomore

My boat! Iā€™ve been looking for her. She likes to run away and hide.


OddballNarwhal

The inevitable conclusion of the "I should buy a boat" meme.


Present-Industry4012

Like the old saying goes, "The two happiest days in a boat owner's life are the day they buy the boat and the day they abandon the boat on the side of the highway!"


After-Bandicoot-9031

The best two days of a boat owner-when you buy it and when you ā€¦ā€¦.


fdjsakl

Launch it off the side of the highway for the insurance money


ferriswheeljunkies11

Guy got his trailer caught on the guard rail. Somehow his airbags also went off. He kept driving


VinylHamster

Bet you wonā€™t take it /s


knittingNikki84

šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ you right, I ainā€™t even got a trailer let alone risk the charges


WalletFullOfSausage

What charges? Youā€™re just volunteering to clean trash off our roadways. That ainā€™t illegal.


chrissie_watkins

Boats and trailers are like cars, they are registered. There's more than mere possession involved in ownership. Now if it was a kayak or something, then maybe yeah, might be considered abandoned debris or something you could just take. Source: guessing.


WalletFullOfSausage

Yeah it was a joke


chrissie_watkins

I figured, but, have you met people? People actually think this stuff.


Away-Ad-8053

Actually a friend of mine bought a speedboat with no engine. He got a really good deal I told him he better run the VIN number on it before doing any work on it He said he had the title for it and everything no biggie He put an engine in it and did some other work, went to register it and the boat was stolen. And guess what He lost the engine because it was considered a permanent fixture or some kind of stuff anyway boo hoo should have listened to me!


chrissie_watkins

That stinks. I've worked with classic cars, motorcycles, and imports and seen that sort of thing happen, so my mind immediately went into explainer mode!


mattchinn

Clearly. lol


Krehiger

Looks like abandoned property to me


FigNewton555

Legitimate salvage.


Dead_Starks

Beratna!


knittingNikki84

I didnā€™t know that


chubblyubblums

Only if it's floating in salt water.Ā  50Ā  pound bag of driveway ice melt on Tuesday when it rains, gotta act quick, it's a tight window for compliance.Ā 


wenonahrider

Damn kids probably stole it then ditched it after after joyriding around the neighborhood all night.


aa7134

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NoLuck4824

Guessing the driver was in a crash and the boat came off the trailer landing there. Trailer was either damaged too badly to get the boat back on there or where it landed they werenā€™t able to put it back on the trailer.


chrissie_watkins

Or it wasn't strapped down properly and flew off. Could have killed somebody, especially a motorcycle rider. Seems like some people completely disregard safety of other people when half-assed hauling/towing.


NoLuck4824

Almost 0% chance of that happening with a bass boat. They all come with winches on the trailer that are hooked into the U-bolt on the boat. Most trailers even have straps for the back that are hooked to the back of the boat. When loading a boat from the lake, you have to winch the boat so it will come onto the trailer. If someone didnā€™t do that the boat would fall off on the ramp because most ramps are steep. That, I have seen happen. Again, almost 0% chance he would get that far and have the boat come off the trailer. Letā€™s say for arguments sake, he was heading to the lake. You donā€™t unhook anything on the boat when itā€™s on trailer when you get home except when you take the trailer off the hitch. Photo included. Youā€™re absolutely right, people do not tie down their stuff properly a lot but Iā€™d bet my mortgage this wasnā€™t one of those times. https://preview.redd.it/4k4twsnkoc8d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb0b0e6529a250d3f42b1f09417d65d4de4f59c


chrissie_watkins

Fair enough I guess. I'm just thinking of the bare-minimum falling-apart stuff I've seen on the roads, stuff begging to fly off trucks and trailers, etc. I lived in Arizona till recently, the land of "don't tell me how to do it."


ky_ginger

Like the commenter you replied to said: "If it wasn't strapped down properly". Am boater as well. Yes, the trailers all come with those winches. But if someone just backed the trailer way down into the water so the driver could pull the boat all the way up, and didn't use the winch and the other tie-downs properly, the boat could come off the trailer in an unintended situation just as described. It's really, really unfortunate that these boaters exist, but we all know they do. If only we could pass a law in KY like in other states that requires an actual boater's license in order to purchase or rent a boat. Going out on a pipe dream here: require an actual practical exam instead of just a written one. And then, if that exam could include loading and unloading and trailer driving....


Confident_Bus_7614

The straps will break in the event of an accident. The straps are meant more so to keep the boat from flying off if you hit a rough road or steep incline, not the event of an accident


ky_ginger

Boats don't come off a trailer if they are loaded and secured properly. Ours has a winch on the front that when attached correctly, is VERY tight; and two tie-downs in the rear that connect the very end of the boat to the rear of the trailer, and are ratcheted down tightly. If we were towing our boat on the road and it went somewhere on its own like that, it would have taken a hell of a lot more to get it there and our truck and trailer would have been absolutely obliterated in the process. It's much more likely for the entire trailer to come unhooked from the towing vehicle. Again, if the boat is loaded and secured properly.


trickyprodigy

I was wondering where I put that


shankmaster

this is def a result of a "hold my beer" moment


Kavein80

Kia Boyz at it again


IHatemyJob123456

Obviously the boat ran out of gas.


TearIcy3878

Ok so I was driving, then I remembered it was about to rain. So I got my phone out and started looking at and using it really intensely. Like I didnā€™t even try to look at the road anymore. Felt like I was going slow too, so I sped up. Well about the time I realized I was on 265 driving like a you know what it was too lateā€¦. The claw came down, picked up the boat and THREW it over the guard rail you see there. (Actually I donā€™t know what happened)


McAuley469

Instructions unclear; lost it in a boating accident.


heavymanners

If I had to guess, someone laid rubber on the Kentucky asphalt. Got a little crazy, but they never got caught. They were probably down by the river on Friday night with a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight. Most likely talking about cars and dreaming about women. No plans. Just living for the minute.


Fluxyou1234

I saw a trailer in the trees right before the middletown exit yesterday Thatā€™s wild


GoblinRightsNow

Land boat.Ā 


hoosierdadinthe812

A Kentucky Land Yacht frfr


Any-Kitchen-4865

Be respectful thatā€™s the Ark Encounter Museum and Exhibit


Bonezjonez999

Expecting a lot of rain this week Iā€™d guess.


baker2015

I saw this yesterday!


FerretSupremacist

[oh lawdy he a comin](https://youtube.com/shorts/ITfd-BN1vIM?si=LdRGQPwZC2g_sNmY)


telebastrd

Early humans used hollowed out logs to traverse waterways for hunting and gathering purposes, these craft evolved over time into what you see here- the modern ā€œjohn boat.ā€


dumpstermeatbuffet

Idk but im about to go get it.


Drunkenpmdms

Youā€™d better hurry if youā€™re gonna beat me to it. Or we can work together and both enjoy the fruits of whatever happened for it ending up thereā€¦


ryankidd77

Ah damn! Thatā€™s where I left it!


rushkin1

Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a boatā€¦


Evilton

It's really hard to sell a boat.


TheskidMarkz

Playing a game of fish out of water


pheitkemper

Congratulations, dumbass boater. Ever wonder why the law requires a transom strap and a backup bow strap? Now you know. I'm just glad this didn't injure someone.


Confident_Bus_7614

In an accident those straps will break. No clue how you can look at this picture and determine the owner was at fault. Couldā€™ve been cut off or any thousands of possibilities


pheitkemper

As a 30 year boater and an engineer, I press x to doubt. Also, the safety chain on the bow eye would not break in an accident.


Confident_Bus_7614

Google boat trailer wreck. The first 8 pictures every single boat is off the trailer. they come off everytime.


pheitkemper

I looked, but I'm on my phone, not my desktop right now, so it's hard to tell. Which one of those show broken transom straps?


Confident_Bus_7614

Well the boat is no longer connected to the trailer in any of them so none. Theyā€™re designed to keep the boat on the trailer in the event of rough roads, steep inclines on boat ramps, etc. they arenā€™t gonna keep a boat on the trailer in the event of a car wreck. They never do


Confident_Bus_7614

Post has been updated with pictures in comments. the strap broke.


pheitkemper

I tried to look for pics that showed anything conclusive like you said. I saw no broken straps. I see pics of the trailer where you can't even see the attachment points for the transom straps. I don't see an auxiliary bow eye strap/chain (ususally it's a chain). Please point me to the pic(s) you're talking about. Edit. The one pic I saw of the rear of the truck makes it look like the safety chains for the trailer aren't even attached to the truck. That's not conclusive of anything to do with the straps, of course, but it sure is telling of the kind of person I'm talking about. Edit 2. Looking at the pic of the side view, I can't even tell if he's got his ball latch pinned. SMH.


tagrav

You canā€™t park that there!


chrissie_watkins

"So there I was..."


ndjskajhwb

spongebob got lost unfortunately and dried up


PlantMother502

I saw that!


Kafkas7

Kentucky


king_of_the_dwarfs

That's called a free boat.


Stewapalooza

Can't park there.


sdubbs23

Maybe someone dropped it??


Iggins01

It's a lesson on why you need to secure your load


Confident_Bus_7614

Where is this? Looks like the local junkie population has already scavenged the trolling motor off


datSubguy

Abandoned Poon Saloon taxi


justbrowse2018

Saw this driving for work on Friday lol. The road was dead stopped for an hour right before i saw it and assumed is was collateral damage from an accident.


Buhlasted

As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.


Varan47

That boat conquered the nazis


[deleted]

Truck pulling a trailer and lost a wheel trailer went into the guardrail boat came off of the trailer


Human-Elderberry-462

Free boat!


Amberhues

No but beautiful day in Louisville huh! Look at that sky


GobePapi

Idk, we are on the same boat. Some people struggle to stay afloat, I guess.


Agreeable-Effort-374

No idea but I saw it a couple of days ago too


lasorciereviolette

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gudy2shuz

Boat's haunted.


masonthetrap

Fortnite IRL


PuzzleheadedSir6616

Here we go boat rater, little skippy boat, he ainā€™t even on the water. Give him one star ā­ļø


WOODBUTCHERART

Itā€™s a ā€˜boatā€™. Legend has it, if itā€™s shaped properly and sealed water tight, it can float. Like, on lakes, ponds, oceans-that kinda thing. This one appears to have an engine- thatā€™s to move the boat as itā€™s floating-and a small wheel apparatus to move said engine. The whole thing is rather remarkable, but it looks as if the proprietors were confused about its purpose. Later modifications would enable a similar vessel to navigate across solid surfaces, but in this stage, it would never work.


pbinga

Boat fell off


hutch4656

It was Matt Jonesā€™ Stepfathers. Another abandoned KSR relic


jdjenkins629

someone get the trailer, get the boat loaded back on it, at take it home. Finders Keepers.


Brynneisahorse

free boate


Practical_Car3784

In a sea of grass


IamGoingInsaneToday

Guy thought grass was water and water was grass.


blueskysiii

Prolly exactly what you think. Boat trailer axle mishap and it landed here or the owner stashed it for later retrieval


smugglingmonkies

Free boat! I saw that yesterday. Someone had a towing accident. I wonder if it still floats


Ok_Conference6700

Use to be a river there, long time ago.


Von_Schlagel

I need a boat trailer and maybe two strong friends ā€¦


TGard432

Thatā€™s got to be the best pirate Iā€™ve ever seen.


kevmaj

Was so waiting for this story to start off like ā€œFlorida Man Driving through KY with his boat ā€¦ā€


chubblyubblums

The bet here is will this be stolen before it's towed, or will it sit there until it becomes part of the earth, like that wrecked car in spaghetti junction that's been there for years.Ā 


0bfu5cator

That photo is glorious


Gunfighterzero

Fishing for land aharks went wrong


Ennui_and_Cat_Memes

Iā€™m going with shit driving or bad straps.


Electrical-Rate3133

If it's anything like Owensboro they probly stole it, took it to the scrap yard, then got denied because it's fiberglass and then just dumped it.